Vonny Leclerc #3 Did ye aye?

[People-huv-tae-know]

Imagine being Dougie, what on earth must he think of his wife? She earns probably 8 times as much as he does. The thirst though, it's just next level madness

He is just a bit player in the Vonny show, all her partners are props.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Imagine being Dougie, what on earth must he think of his wife? She earns probably 8 times as much as he does. The thirst though, it's just next level madness

He thought she was a bam head until she got off with him, then he fell under her spell

 

[Breakdance Badass]

Wonder what all her kids and other animals are up to these days?

 

[SleevelessSlopSlinger]

Economics Vonny - Von Stuart Mill?

If you have two arms, and take away one, how many arms do you have left?

 

[weeroastit]

Don’t think Judaism matches the new aesthetic. Is she posting a lot of personal things on the band Instagram these days? Might have to follow for the laugh

Aye, constant

 

[lilykestrel]

Is she posting a lot of personal things on the band Instagram these days? Might have to follow for the laugh

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that carpet must be left over from the Twinset Vonny times

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

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that carpet must be left over from the Twinset Vonny times

My mother had that carpet on her stairs.

It was second hand from a neighbour who decided it didn't really go with her glass cabinets full of hugely expensive dragon ornaments.

 

[L3moning]

"Dressing for the queer vampire gaze " for a thread title suggestion.

 

[LentilSoup]

I wonder what she looks like without make up.

There is a new story on the band’s insta featuring Vonny w no make-up and wet hair. I would say she is just as attractive. She has a whole collection of striking features: big green eyes, shiny thick
black hair, big mouth, dimples… And the fact that she is beautiful explains so much of how she has got away with some of the things she’s been up to. Few people would give her the time of day if she was an ordinary looking woman. Power of pretty is the fantasist’s best friend.

 

[lilykestrel]

"I" is an interesting choice of pronoun rather than "we" here? (Unless she is head merch designer and she means the actual design)

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

Merch ideas for Vonny:
Mood ring
Custom prosthetic arms
Kippur

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’m sure Vonny is the band’s resident artist and designs all their artwork. She is the main character, after all.

 

[Thatmoonringisdanielles]

Merch ideas for Vonny:
Mood ring
Custom prosthetic arms
Kippur

I’m a MOON ring

 

[lilykestrel]

Merch ideas for Vonny:
Mood ring
Custom prosthetic arms
Kippur

Goth eyepatch
Goth scrubs with a witch on the back

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Goth eyepatch
Goth scrubs with a witch on the back

When I was at the pet shop today I was served by a woman in a skeleton onesie. I was smiling to myself thinking SKLTNWMN works at PetBarn in between Cwfen gigs.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Merch ideas for Vonny:
Mood ring
Custom prosthetic arms
Kippur

Those ring holder things shaped like a hand that everyone had in the 90s.
Hand of Miriam Keyrings. I’ve actually seen some with a Star of David for extra Vonny-ness.
Giant foam hands like the Americans have at baseball games.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Obviously I’d like a Cwfen Bag for Life, to cut about the supermarket with.

 

[LentilSoup]

I’m sure Vonny is the band’s resident artist and designs all their artwork. She is the main character, after all.

It’s her face on the t-shirt design so

 

[skronkywildcat]

I would like a bag of Cwfen Coffee.

 

[FlowerOfTheEast]

The only merch I want: