Vonny Leclerc #3 Did ye aye?

[HotesTilaire]

Does anyone have the number of the surgeon who reattached her hand? Their work is flawless, I reckon they could pull my face back into some kind of pleasing symmetry if that handiwork (sorry) is anything to go by.

Dr Vonny did it. She works at the infirmary, I’ve seen her cutting about in scrubs.

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

What in the fake - humble hell is this?
Goth Vonny needs to summon TV Presenter Vonny to help with these terrible reels Surely an ex BBC personality wouldn’t find talking to camera difficult?

 

[LentilSoup]

That’s exactly what I thought. Doesn’t align with “BBC alumna” she kept putting on her various bios. Either the BBC is terrible at training people, or she was extremely talentless or this is all a performance in appearing fumbling and adorable and “real” (the irony).
Also if she keeps messing up like forgetting the date of the show and her own band’s name why didn’t she do a retake?! Doesn’t everybody do millions of takes for social media reels to get it right?

 

[weeroastit]

That gig promo video made me want to rip my eyes and ears out. She is insufferable.
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That’s exactly what I thought. Doesn’t align with “BBC alumna” she kept putting on her various bios. Either the BBC is terrible at training people, or she was extremely talentless or this is all a performance in appearing fumbling and adorable and “real” (the irony).
Also if she keeps messing up like forgetting the date of the show and her own band’s name why didn’t she do a retake?! Doesn’t everybody do millions of takes for social media reels to get it right?

Attention seeking vapid see you next Tuesday she is

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Vonny's cat is more metal than Vonny. Just casually blocking her like a little queen.

 

[lilykestrel]

it's a shame the eyepatch didn't make it into this iteration of Vonny. Be intrigued to know what doombuccaneersynthgaze would sound like.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

it's a shame the eyepatch didn't make it into this iteration of Vonny. Be intrigued to know what doombuccaneersynthgaze would sound like.

Like the bass singers doing Hoist the Colours but with a crappy keyboard instead of blokes with deep voices, really. Could also be called 8-bitpiratedoom, I guess.

 

[L3moning]

Like the bass singers doing Hoist the Colours but with a crappy keyboard instead of blokes with deep voices, really. Could also be called 8-bitpiratedoom, I guess.

Don't give people ideas.

 

[lurkerfrau]

I’m a bit late to the party as she posted this on Wednesday, but that’s Glasgow Uni she’s in. Is she finally becoming part of the Academy?

 

[LentilSoup]

This short-lived story from Saturday suggests she is studying something

 

[lurkerfrau]

This short-lived story from Saturday suggests she is studying something

Interesting. So I know the University well () and where she’s taken that picture is not in an area usually used for teaching - in fact you usually need an appointment to be in that area it’s where the Principal's office and meeting rooms are.
Although having said that, the table she’s photographed is literally at the top of a grand staircase that she could have nipped up following a goth photo shoot in the Cloisters (which she has definitely done in the past as documented on their Insta)

 

[LentilSoup]

Maybe she had some kind of normal, legitimate business at the uni (some kind of design work?!) but of course made it into an exaggerated post so she could look cool working in a gothic setting as her “office”

 

[HotesTilaire]

Capital Investments Appraisal homework - is Accountant Vonny a new iteration? Hedge Fund Vonny been watching too much Industry? Actuary Vonny, hoping to be the latest Scottish Widows cloak lady?

 

[peachplumpear]

This short-lived story from Saturday suggests she is studying something

Economics Vonny - Von Stuart Mill?

 

[skronkywildcat]

The Road to Cwfdom

 

[HotesTilaire]

Wasn’t she up the wall with Rosh Hashanah this past week?

 

[Ohnoshebettadont]

Wasn’t she up the wall with Rosh Hashanah this past week?

Don’t think Judaism matches the new aesthetic. Is she posting a lot of personal things on the band Instagram these days? Might have to follow for the laugh

 

[LentilSoup]

There’s been a bit of a spike in random personal things (car selfies, mirror selfies, the “homework” story) but quite a few of them got deleted fast. Wonder if someone’s keeping her in check

 

[BenignNarcissist]

There’s been a bit of a spike in random personal things (car selfies, mirror selfies, the “homework” story) but quite a few of them got deleted fast. Wonder if someone’s keeping her in check

Imagine being Dougie, what on earth must he think of his wife? She earns probably 8 times as much as he does. The thirst though, it's just next level madness

 

[LentilSoup]

He is a frequent prop in her personal stories. There was a whole spate of stories in the summer documenting their holiday in Belgium. Just very normal stuff for a personal account (sightseeing, beers, etc) but weird for a band’s IG. She is incapable of posting ordinary pix like the rest of us without it being mixed up in some kind of public persona.