Travel Trolls TV #2

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I hear Spain is talking about dropping the 90 rule for Brits, I hope there do it soon then there can keep Dan full-time, Oh the last time I went to Benidorm was on a trip out from Altea where were staying we were coming back late at night and had to stop at a junction on the outskirts for a set of lights I think, we had a couple of young family members with us and the car got approached by 4 prostitutes, they Dad had to explain what prostitutes did for a living that was a fun drive back. so many questions that's my memory of Benidorm.
 
Dan wondering why people queue up to buy lottery tickets - it’s the hope of winning free money - something you get plenty of without having to even buy a ticket.

If that women ever suffered social anxiety then it’s a thousand percent cured now - pushing through crowded streets and markets, holding a camera to attract extra attention while talking loudly to old rubber face. Maybe the discussion on here about her visiting the toilets all the time has been noted as they never once mentioned her need for a pee in these last two vids.
 
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I haven't been following the pair for long so can somone tell me why they cannot venture out after dark? Dan wondered about how nice Benidorm might look at night with all the lights on but what is stopping them going out and looking?

They eat and have lots of beers during the day but then return to the van early-mid afternoon. I know they then edit and upload a video (sometimes) but what happens after that? We never get to know.

They are often parked-up on campsites for several days and never go out in the motorhome after they arrive so why is Dan so insistent that he doesn't drink after 4pm? Is that when he goes to bed exhausted from his busy day?
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They are asleep after all the dinner time drinking do you know I said the exact same to my husband why don’t they do anything in the evening and it’s because they drink so much all afternoon they asleep early
 
After they had finished their "Christmas" dinner he said it was time for bed. It was still daylight outside the van and sunset in Benidorm at the moment is about 17:30 - 17:45.
His latest response to his critics seems to be to keep repeating that he is an adult and can do whatever he wants whenever anyone questions his actions. The other day he grabbed a bag of sweets like a little boy and went and hid behind the curtains with them. And..... "Please rub my tummy" is a classic request from a mature and grown-up man isn't it?
It was quite obvious that once the pair discovered the offerings of Benidorm they were going to be literally wetting themselves with delight.
 
I just wish we could comment on their vlog so everyone on there would wake up.
Cant even dislike videos which is a shame as their dislikes would be rocketing...no the snow flakes these days don't even allow you to voice your opinion for fear of upsetting someone but they can go around upsetting anyone they want.
Scratters the pair of them....scrounging parasites taking advantage of the lesser intellectuals who don't know any different...no different to those who prey on the elderly and con them out of their money.
Nurseries is looking good for a visit next year 😡
 
Whereabouts you might be able to smash Dan in the conkers (match) when at the Nurseries. That would be good viewing.

After he gave that big lecture to Mazzy about losing her phone I can’t wait till he gets robbed.- would serve the know-all right.

Looking at the people on the streets, it seems the average age in Benidorm is at least 70. Running an undertakers would be more profitable than a bar.

Even a dislike apparently counts as viewer engagement for the YT algorithm.
 
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I just wish we could comment on their vlog so everyone on there would wake up.
Cant even dislike videos which is a shame as their dislikes would be rocketing...no the snow flakes these days don't even allow you to voice your opinion for fear of upsetting someone but they can go around upsetting anyone they want.
Scratters the pair of them....scrounging parasites taking advantage of the lesser intellectuals who don't know any different...no different to those who prey on the elderly and con them out of their money.
Nurseries is looking good for a visit next year 😡
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Maybe we could start our own YouTube channel called “TALKING TROLLS” where we can talk about each video and Baggy won’t be able to block the comments. Just thinking out loud.
 
I can’t believe how their true colours have really come out and how they really don’t care how they are portrayed .. what must their family’s think I’m honestly disappointed at all their bullshit and seeing them
Constantly drinking and and showing us their purchases while we are all scrimping and worrying about hearing they should feel ashamed honestly and all the bullshit about the bladder problem has made me furious she really needs to stop the alcohol and seek urgent medical care if it’s as bad as they say
 
He's very controlling and contradicts her all the time. Every time she says something he always corrects her or says something different. I really am starting to believe that he hasn't actually grown up! his balls may have dropped into his sack and he's started shaving but in his head he is still very much a child. I so wish i had been there when they were there with the doves, if only just to tell them to stop acting like twats, how embarrassing was that, really!! 'watch your eyes watch your eyes' and he pulls back with his crummy little eyes screwed up like they had frigging tallons on their feet.
So much walking being done at a rare old pace too, shows there is duck all wrong with Mazzies legs, and he doesn't care as he just strides out and she has to near on run to keep up with him.
His arm only seems to bother him when it suits him, even then he can't decide if it's his shoulder or arm.
His relationship with John is getting very tiresome and very boring and also very childish. The way he ran down that street after seeing the John smiths sign was absolutely pathetic and the most childish thing i have seen since my kids were about 5 years old in ToysRUs.
 
Making a fool of her seems to be his hobby - never misses a chance and how sad is she to take it constantly. I would say his true age is not 27, not 49 but 12 years old. Truly Peter Pan the boy who never grew up.

I do think she does have some sort of leg problem if you watch her shoulders as she walks she goes down on one side. How bad it is who knows - another of her undiagnosed untreated maladies. Walking miles on concrete pavement in unsuitable shoes at almost running pace to keep up with him wouldn’t help and he seems not to make any allowances for her. No wonder it flares up from time to time. They seem to be taking no covid protection measures in very crowded places so that will probably be next and I suspect they are unvaxed too so they will get the full force of it if they are exposed.

Dan is right to be worried about germs but carrying a bottle of hand sanitiser in her bag seems not to have occurred to them
 
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Making a fool of her seems to be his hobby - never misses a chance and how sad is she to take it constantly.
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I remember there was a video they did a few months back that began with Mazzy showing some candles she'd bought and you could hear Dan off camera yelling "BORING! No one cares about that, Mazzy!"

If that's how he treats her when he knows the camera's on, I hate to think how he treats her when no one's watching. That's verbal abuse.

But I suppose she stays with him because she's got no place else to go. And with all the mould in the motorhome plus all the maintenance issues Dan has neglected, there's no way she'll ever get much back for it.

I suppose one of their fans might buy it from them at an inflated price just to say they own the Travel Trolls motorhome. Then again £5 once or twice a week is one thing. £47K is a lot harder to come up with for the average Troll fan.
 
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