Travel Trolls TV #2

[Scrounger]

In the latest video when Dan tried on a hat and the drag queen told him he looked so handsome in it I actually threw-up. His screwed-up facial expressions with his tongue sticking in and out are gross and the way she calls him babe and honey are quite revolting. Benidorm is his ideal place with John Smiths beer, fish and chips and kebabs. The real authentic Spanish way of life that he has been wanting since they arrived. So much so that he has booked further days at the camp site.

And why are they flaunting their drinking and spending so much now? He found the bar serving John Smiths at around 10 am at the start of their vlog for that day and four pints later (five large lagers for her) they returned to the van shattered (or knackered). How long is the 24 pack of beer intended to last? Another 42 Euros spent of someone else's hard-earned cash. They are a total bleeping joke.

 

[Presto]

A walk round Benidorm watch us two dirty bastards fulfill all your greedy wants. Somone mentioned paying twice as much for John Smiths in Spain on his page he was most rude to his subscriber as Dan licked the bogie from his rubber nose. All this insistence on John Smiths beer is tit at his stage of his alcolism any strong beer or spirits will do. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a few bottles of methelated spirits around and not for cleaning windows. LOL.

 

[ChatterboxCharlie]

Mazzy’s face seems to be looking a bit rounder and fatter - a bit bloated in fact. All the calories in that beer seem to be adding up. Maybe that’s why she always looking for new clothes. How long before the next healthy eating/changing my life declaration (that lasts a few days).

OMG that tongue licking thing when she was talking about the xmas dinner is so strange - he looked a bit like a lizard.

Also what happened to her having a gluten free diet.

 

[Whereabouts]

Yeah she's definitely a fat faced drag queen...she might be able to get some work in Benidorm there are loads doing the drag scene and Baggy can go sit in the bar boozing it up all night....oh wait,they will never do any work will they because they just scrounge off people and fiddle the benefits.
I thought they wanted to see the real Spain,the little tit hole villages that they first harped on about when they were too scared to venture in to bigger places but now they have got all cocky and Mazzy the drag queen has miraculously stopped pissing her pants they want tourist spots with tat and cheap rubbish.
I know he's a boozer you can see it in his crease riddled baggy eyed face but all the John Smiths is for show...like all the food he reckons he eats cos he's a big man....load of bollocks...you never see him eat it all or drink it all.
Come on Dan that would make a great vlog....watching you finish off a pack of 24 John's Smiths....it is actually as weak as piss to be honest....

 

[Diamond Geezer]

They make a song and dance about not smoking on camera so as not to set a bad example to children but aren’t worried about their routinely bad diets and drinking as examples to children. They can’t keep going as they are - their bodies like their motorhome need care and attention.

 

[Scrounger]

I haven't been following the pair for long so can somone tell me why they cannot venture out after dark? Dan wondered about how nice Benidorm might look at night with all the lights on but what is stopping them going out and looking?

They eat and have lots of beers during the day but then return to the van early-mid afternoon. I know they then edit and upload a video (sometimes) but what happens after that? We never get to know.

They are often parked-up on campsites for several days and never go out in the motorhome after they arrive so why is Dan so insistent that he doesn't drink after 4pm? Is that when he goes to bed exhausted from his busy day?

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Yes they are often in bed by 4-5pm - who knows Dan is possibly frightened of the dark like a child - add that to the list of other things he is frightened of. More likely he is too busy deleting comments he doesn’t like which he does to the early hours of the morning. He uses the excuse of his bad eyes as the reason for not driving at night.

 

[susanr]

These two drunk and shoving food in their mouths and talking it's just gross

 

[Presto]

No problem drinker will te lll how often or how much he or she drinks.

 

[GenJones]

Honest question - why on earth, if you have a bladder control problem, drink as much alcohol as Mazzie does? It’s a diuretic. It makes you have to urinate! 3-5 huge beers every single day isn’t “normal” consumption. And definitely not good for females (men can physiologically handle more). Sadly, their videos were more interesting during lockdown in Ireland. If all they want are the comforts of England (specific beer, fish & chips, curries, etc), why travel? At least during the UK travel videos he was keen on sharing some kind of history or stories. Walk/Drink/Shop/Repeat zzzzzz.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

What is wrong with her - she should be going to a urologist about her peeing problem. At least she was brave enough to have a swim Dan chickened out as I knew he would. His dicky shoulder prevents him from swimming but not carrying a crate of beer.

The closing comments about him wanting her to rub his tummy are another goldmine for the mockers. Got to watch what you say now Dan.

Whenever she seems happy Mr Grinch complains she is doing his head in and is looking for her button to turn her off. Fancy living with him.

 

[j....]

Oh my god he contradicts himself all the time, I was literally screaming at the tv last night! It was only a few weeks ago that the other bleeping idiot with him (mazzy) wanted to feed the stray cats on a camp site, and dick head wouldn’t allow her. He said absolutely no way and stated numerous times that you shouldn’t feed others peoples cats (well that was his excuse the tight bastard) Then last night he decided that it’s only right that people feed homeless cats and that he is a bleeping hero because he brought cat biscuits and tuna to feed them. What makes it worse is the camp site they are on now, people actually live on that site, like his new mate that has lived there 7 years. So how the duck can know it all Dan tell if them cats he is feeding now are strays or actually pets of people living on that site? Also Dan I agree with the comments about that stupid thing you do with your tongue, licking all around your mouth really fast whilst screwing your face up, I’m not sure if you think this is cute or funny, it actually reminds me of a dirty old perv getting excited about something he shouldn’t be... it actually makes me feel sick when he does it. It’s wrong on so many levels, and being nearly 50 years old, yuck!!!

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Yep the change in Dan’s attitude to spending money in the past few weeks is quite mind blowing - it makes me think they have received some windfall payment like an inheritance maybe. Her granny died last year or thereabouts so maybe there was some bequest in her will etc. that has come through at last. Either that or else aliens have kidnapped the real Dan and haven’t got the details of their replacement quite right.

 

[silver lady]

Yes they are often in bed by 4-5pm - who knows Dan is possibly frightened of the dark like a child - add that to the list of other things he is frightened of. More likely he is too busy deleting comments he doesn’t like which he does to the early hours of the morning. He uses the excuse of his bad eyes as the reason for not driving at night.

I often wondered why the curtains were shut so early and you never saw them after tea time. Why wouldn’t you have a wander out in the evening and have a nice meal that’s what you do on holiday.

 

[Whereabouts]

I haven't been following the pair for long so can somone tell me why they cannot venture out after dark? Dan wondered about how nice Benidorm might look at night with all the lights on but what is stopping them going out and looking?

They eat and have lots of beers during the day but then return to the van early-mid afternoon. I know they then edit and upload a video (sometimes) but what happens after that? We never get to know.

They are often parked-up on campsites for several days and never go out in the motorhome after they arrive so why is Dan so insistent that he doesn't drink after 4pm? Is that when he goes to bed exhausted from his busy day?

Vampires

Oh my god he contradicts himself all the time, I was literally screaming at the tv last night! It was only a few weeks ago that the other bleeping idiot with him (mazzy) wanted to feed the stray cats on a camp site, and dick head wouldn’t allow her. He said absolutely no way and stated numerous times that you shouldn’t feed others peoples cats (well that was his excuse the tight bastard) Then last night he decided that it’s only right that people feed homeless cats and that he is a bleeping hero because he brought cat biscuits and tuna to feed them. What makes it worse is the camp site they are on now, people actually live on that site, like his new mate that has lived there 7 years. So how the duck can know it all Dan tell if them cats he is feeding now are strays or actually pets of people living on that site? Also Dan I agree with the comments about that stupid thing you do with your tongue, licking all around your mouth really fast whilst screwing your face up, I’m not sure if you think this is cute or funny, it actually reminds me of a dirty old perv getting excited about something he shouldn’t be... it actually makes me feel sick when he does it. It’s wrong on so many levels, and being nearly 50 years old, yuck!!!

Hes like Albert Steptoe(google him if you are too young to remember )
Or Cosmo Smallpiece.

I was looking at a comment from someone on The Impostors YT who said they had seen them in Spain last week sat outside a pub drinking and smoking all day and wondered how they had time to make videos.
Pissing everyone's money up as per usual.
If Dan's eyes are bad at night they are the same during the day.
I don't think there is a light limit where you can't drive ...if your eyes are bad they are bad and he should take proper precautions during day if driving the irresponsible twit!

 

[cougarwba]

I believe the revenue from those reviews they did before they left uk have landed in their accounts. Im sure i read that it can be thousands depending how long the review lasts. That Ecoflow review lasted ages. Perhaps this explains they having money to burn.

 

[Presto]

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[Presto]

What a dream way of making money. Dan has a bad way with the public in the retail section he would be useless. Yet being nasty, selfish, rude, arragent, narcissistic, spoiled tit. He makes money from his fans.As Barnham said there is one born every minute

 

[Whereabouts]

It's probably all the advertising revenue you lot are making them. There's no such thing as bad publicity!

Dan supporter over here by looks of it

 

[Wildbear]

It's probably all the advertising revenue you lot are making them. There's no such thing as bad publicity!

Nah, not me, I download the videos and watch the file, takes 30 seconds and it means I don’t have to watch it on YouTube, and I can speed it up so I can watch 30 minutes in 5 minutes.
So sorry to say, they get no ad revenue from me
They don’t need it anyway, they seem to have unlimited funds nowadays, and they have several morons who subscribe on Patreon and donate money.