Travel Trolls TV #2

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Why does he think that everyone is like him?


According to Dan because I'm an Englishman I drink all day and watch football and can not be bothered to do anything with my time.
He's still going on about the bloody John Smiths, BORING one minute there all over wanting a Christmas bleeping dinner, and now they're not.

We need to find this Scotchman and give him a handshake.
 
Another boring aimless bit of wandering around with drinking. At least he admitted they were getting lazy and their views are nose-diving. The lack of sucker Superfanks is starting to bite it seems.

So unadventurous they don’t want to move on to places new. He’s found John and that’s all he ever wants. Their channel name should be changed to the Boring Stationary Trolls.

Why do all these Youtubers obsess about the sound on their crappy videos and have to have the biggest and best microphones. Most of what they say is not worth hearing anyway.

Damn - now the Trolls are stationary we will have to wait to see their motorhome disintegrate like those Happy Days just did. That was all I wanted for Christmas too. 😩
 
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I see from the comments that nice pleasant Dan has gone back into his box and smart arse Dan has returned - eg someone helpfully told Mazzy to try a warm teabag for her toothache (an old home remedy) and he replied quite rudely. That’s the thanks people get for trying to help them. And he wonders why he has haters.

Heaps of people have told him to use the buses which are cheap and just outside the camp but no way - let’s just make Mazzy trot along on her dicky legs for miles. They seemed to be setting a cracking pace on their way into town to find John.

With the motorhome sitting for a few weeks, if he does have an internal head gasket leak the coolant will have time to fill up a cylinder or two. When he tries to start it again the thing may well be hydro-locked and bend his conrods. Ouch Dan - that will cost you thousands.
 
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My grandfather said Put The Devil Onl Horse Back He Will Ride To HELL. Their subscibers have put these two in a motorhome and these remidials are in for a big comuppence as we say over here. Their general physical health on thier diat of alcohol and fried food woman brushes the back of her trinket stall he was going to report her. His mental health ain't good. As for staying in the one spot they talk of putting petrol in the tank if that van is a Fiat Ducato it won't go to far on petrol its a diesel engine. They are both a bit scatty I wouldn't let them out without their carer's. Money seems to be getting light again although Mazzy says when we get a house Dan with his gardening experience will be able to design the gardens oh and by the way I need a new bikini I have hardly any swimwear. You couldn't make it up.
 
Deffo is reading these comments they seem to be almost rubbing it in about the drinking now saying about alcohol a lot .. she’s deffo got more confidence aswell I think he thinks it’s keeping us watching so he’s doing it all the more ..
Or he’s doing it to wind people up as we are all saying we are having hard times and he doesn’t seem to be .. deffo deffo is very thick skinned and the pair of them are used to being disliked for their bullshit …
 
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Yes poor simple Mazzy still dreaming of a house and a rosy future with old rubber face - did you see the smirk on his face as she said that - he knows it will never happen with him. She hasn’t got the message about that though.
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I think Mazzy may be expecting to end the travelling and settle in a house once they return to the UK. She mentions it more and more yet Dan's face always shows that it's not going to happen. He rented the seaonal pitch at the Nursuries ready for next year so he clearly plans to continue as things are for a while. As for Dan' using his "talents" around the new home and in the garden...... that will definitely be worth watching. :p
 
Dan and Mazzy, what the hell is wrong with you two???
There was and is no sound problem you muppets!

You are either too thick to operate the equipment you have, or you are desperate for video content, that you create a "problem" with "no sound" that doesn't exist!
And the bonus is to have an excuse to flaunt that you have unlimited funds, to buy a new Go Pro Hero 11 for £400!

Also, your new video title is wrong, you named it this:
Spending WINTER In BENIDORM In Our MOTORHOME

And it should be this:
Spending Loadsa MUNEY In BENIDORM In us MOTORHOME

Get it right you bleeping idiots :ROFLMAO:
 
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Wildbear said:
Dan and Mazzy, what the hell is wrong with you two???
There was and is no sound problem you muppets!

You are either too thick to operate the equipment you have, or you are desperate for video content, that you create a "problem" with "no sound" that doesn't exist!
And the bonus is to have an excuse to flaunt that you have unlimited funds, to buy a new Go Pro Hero 11 for £400!

Also, your new video title is wrong, you named it this:
Spending WINTER In BENIDORM In Our MOTORHOME

And it should be this:
Spending Loadsa MUNEY In BENIDORM In us MOTORHOME

Get it right you bleeping idiots :ROFLMAO:
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Not seen this one yet but my guess is hes making out the mics are crap which he has done a million times before knowing either a company will send him a free one OR people will send them money....he's a bleeping expert at it...the scrounging boring bleep
 
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