TMPK #4 April fool
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ghostriderhere
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Just watched his stories from last night and he seemed pissed as a fart! Tripping over his words, shouting “good evening instagram!”, eyes half closed, shouting at the dog for trying to get his ball out his shoe…your mind still think about drink John because you still drink!
tank83
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He hasn't moved off that sofa. Popcorn for brekkiehe's so lazy! No work being done and no 530am starts he liked boasting of!
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Don’t give him ideas because tomorrow morning we will see the 5:30am “let’s go” story! Lol what does he do tho because his business is tit, no one will buy into him and nobody can buy his books other from him and a local charity shop or car boot! his old news now! Tbh it’s getting boring and there’s more better people in the world that are actually interesting and helpful.
he’s a nobody. I only watch for drama and it makes! He still can’t handle the messages lol!
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haxlerl
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Ok forgot re the trainers but he seriously needs to actually spend some money on new t shirts -grey grey grey all the time!
He just always looks so greasy with his hair and face and clammy hands and I hate it when he shows he has no socks on but even the Uber low cut trainer socks are naff too at his age!
Can anyone check his fake followers count as it's ridiculous -he has no content and apart from thedrama last week there's no date for app - is that crappy planner still coming out -
That's gone quiet!!
He just always looks so greasy with his hair and face and clammy hands and I hate it when he shows he has no socks on but even the Uber low cut trainer socks are naff too at his age!
Can anyone check his fake followers count as it's ridiculous -he has no content and apart from thedrama last week there's no date for app - is that crappy planner still coming out -
That's gone quiet!!
Hereforastalk
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And utter shite cheap glasses with no antiglare even though he's always filming himself and doing lives (although suppose he only gets 5 viewers, you would think for someone who reckons they spent 2k a time on trainers and clothes that he would get decent specs and decent t shirts!! Xxx
Hereforastalk
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The buying followers thing used to proper piss me off, the constant lying about having 2 million followers across social media, however the numbers aren't working how he wants them too, he wants to be an influencer but no one will work with him now so actually he's wasting his money and that makes me quite happy!!
Looking at his £20 meal prep over his socials. Facebook 48k followers, 30 likes and 3 comments Instagram 715k followers 5855 likes and 106 comments (32 of those from John)
Tiktok 1.8 million followers 165 likes and 3 comments!
TMPK I think you just have to admit its over!!
Looking at his £20 meal prep over his socials. Facebook 48k followers, 30 likes and 3 comments Instagram 715k followers 5855 likes and 106 comments (32 of those from John)
Tiktok 1.8 million followers 165 likes and 3 comments!
TMPK I think you just have to admit its over!!
GreaseSpot
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2.28% of that is just people asking in comments for the recipe / is it safe to reheatHis engagement rate for instagram is 2.48%no wonder no one wants to collaborate with the drunken waste of space View attachment 2078742 q
Remember he said he wasn’t a holiday person when he was with Charlotte too
I feel like the holidaying isn’t for his own benefit femmegirly
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When you compare Charlotte & John’s Instagram feeds, Charlotte’s is so much better including coatings etc
Aceofspades
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Did anyone catch his live last night? He did that thing where he tagged every single follower and then was laughing when his numbers went up in terms of who was watching. I didn’t stick around to find out what the crack was
I don’t know it’s not much better
haxlerl
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let's make..... Here's My recipe!!!! NOT!!
Mate u lazy git! It's not your recipe, u don't have an air fryer and it's not your video. It's far too tasty to be one of yours
please don't get an air fryer -couldnt cope with way you say err fryer and tortiLLas
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