TMPK #4 April fool

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What’s annoying is….he does one meal prep in April 2023 and he thinks he does week in week out! He is only doing it for content! THATS IT! Takes notes off tattle life!

He’s bleeping deluded! The way he is talking he thinks he is professional. Haha 😂
 
That post about today's meal prep... It really does make me smile when people ask the same questions on repeat. This time it's the popcorn and the wraps. Will they go soggy? Soggy wraps are the new 'can you reheat rice' - he will hate it being asked on repeat.
A few requests for recipes met with being told to buy the book 🫣😂
 
All other foodie influencers would show their recipes freely to encourage engagement etc. I can only remember pesto pasta and soup/roll as meals he did - and remember those not for the right reasons 🤣
 
Why people feel the need to try to replicate exactly what he's done is beyond me. Meal prep what you love to eat. Not what someone else tells you works for them. Make it work for you and your lifestyle.
Now, has someone got a recipe for cheap bread rolls?
 
Firstly his numbers are made up! No proof of pricing, receipt of shopping and how he calculates his meals up to the actual cost comes from a mouth of a bullshitter! His recipes are out of jars and plain! He mentions no macronutrient information, he doesn’t mention what his calories are or the meals are etc, his diet is his diet we all know he eats more anyway! He said quote on quote “it’s going well here I might have change for a kebab” then he laughed his horrible cringy laugh!
It’s his first meal prep of 2023 and he says it’s his weekly habit and it’s what he always does! The guy is just a big mahoosive bullshitter!
 
Totally agree which is why he didn’t go into detail as to recipe, what he was making etc loving he’s following here as has dropped in the “best friend has borrowed his car” sentence as well as friends around for the boxing to show that someone likes him 😂😂
 
Is this John trying to be funny or just a smart arse. Some people do ask worrying questions and you do wonder how they live and get by in life! Tbh he wants to be the influencer he needs to treat each individual as if he is the guru of meal prep and health & fitness that they need John. John then need you 🤣, this is why you started Instagram wasn’t it? to help EVERYONE!

what’s the recipe for pesto pasta?
Buy a jar of pesto, add it to your pasta haha.
 

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Is this John trying to be funny or just a smart arse. Some people do ask worrying questions and you do wonder how they live and get by in life! Tbh he wants to be the influencer he needs to treat each individual as if he is the guru of meal prep and health & fitness that they need John. John then need you 🤣, this is why you started Instagram wasn’t it? to help EVERYONE!

what’s the recipe for pesto pasta?
Buy a jar of pesto, add it to your pasta haha.
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But can you freeze pesto pasta?
 
So he has just said he had a brain freeze kinda thing when he used to drink about the car etc, but didn’t he borrow his car out the other night? So if his friend was round having a drink, and John was supposed to be sober and taking him home, then how did his friend get home without johns car there?
 
Just watching Jamie’s £1 wonders - just way more flavours, ideas and proper costings and free recipes!! Even discussing airfryer/oven costings. Totally different standard to John’s crappy jar combos! If John doesn’t up his standards , forget posting dog content he’s gonna fall flat on his face regardless and will struggle paying for his new car and his rent at this rate! Forget protein bars TMP🍆 and pound shop drinks bottles - focus on educating yourself and upping ur standards as u just aren’t good enuf! Not even sure if you are aiming for fixed calorie content meals or budget meals - what market are you aiming for??
 
I bought the 'bored of lunch' cookbook as I ruddy love my slow cooker, I much prefer it to meal prepping tbh, although I do a mixture of the two. The author (sorry can't remember his name) starts his introduction to his book by telling you he has no food qualifications, he's not a trained chef but he loves cooking, and he started sharing his recipes to insta during lockdown! True transparency, no bullshit! He also tests and tests his recipes and also shares all recipes to his Instagram with ingredients, calories and timings! I really like him and makes you realise what a real cowboy John is!
 
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