TMPK #4 April fool

[GreaseSpot]

It's a mess. And as said, dangerous for the dog. And enough with those feet.
Calories add up he said... He's already consumed three quarters of that big whole milk bottle before that malt drink!
That late night will stop any meal prep that probably would not have happened anyway.

 

[Hereforastalk]

I wish I had take a screen shot, he definitely said on one of his posts that he was using the e books to do a full meal prep today and would do as a live, I can't see that comment anymore though! Will blame the sleepless night he's just had!
Do any of you think he can actually cook?

 

[tank83]

Because he doesn’t know! He pretends he counts calories, he has no idea what he is doing that’s why he doesn’t reply to questions! He doesn’t exercise, he doesn’t meal prep, he doesn’t cook, and he knows duck all about nutrition! Simple! He just sells recipes from google, buys followers and pretends he’s bigger than most celebrity chefs!

 

[GreaseSpot]

Wants free conveyancing advice now . Pay like everyone else ffs!
He'll not take the advice though

 

[haxlerl]

Wonder if he’s gonna buy that house now.

 

[Hereforastalk]

Wants free conveyancing advice now . Pay like everyone else ffs!
He'll not take the advice though

And then claim he's been scammed x

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

He’s on tik tok live

 

[haxlerl]

Jeesus it’s like watching groundhog day / publishers were tit at marketing his books even tho they r the biggest in the world. Oh and he has to do a really big shop £5-600 worth as he’s run out of washing powder and everything!! Obvs still wearing a grey t shirt!

 

[NOTSOSLIM]

Talking about wanting a fit girl under 40 in a bikini to go on holiday with him. Whilst sat there aged 42 with a thinning hairline and a bigger pair of tits then most women
Desperate, tragic

 

[GreaseSpot]

Not a lot more to be said really

 

[haxlerl]

How desperate did he sound for a free valet!! Advert ??? Wasn’t declared either way…..

 

[Hereforastalk]

How desperate did he sound for a free valet!! Advert ??? Wasn’t declared either way…..

The amount of times he mentioned that all his equipment matches in colour too! Yeah we heard you the first time!!

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

And it only matched because it’s the colour of the brand not because the valeter had OCD . He does my head in . Also how many calories is he on if that’s him in a deficit

The amount of times he mentioned that all his equipment matches in colour too! Yeah we heard you the first time!!

 

[winnie03]

And it only matched because it’s the colour of the brand not because the valeter had OCD . He does my head in . Also how many calories is he on if that’s him in a deficit

He talks tit who they hell as that for their tea and promotes it. He isn’t going on no hoilday. Think is a ploy win Charlotte back

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

He talks tit who they hell as that for their tea and promotes it. He isn’t going on no hoilday. Think is a ploy win Charlotte back

He said on his live last night that he wouldn’t trust anyone to mind the dog so that will be his excuse for not going anywhere .
Also anyone know why C is packing orders ?

 

[Hereforastalk]

No 1, he didn't need 6 tacos surely??
No 2, you don't eat like a king!
No 3, bore off about your holiday!

 

[haxlerl]

So has he actually booked a holiday? On his own ? Abroad? He’s so uneducated I don’t think he would know how to.
Re Frank - cos he hasn’t any friends, hasn’t socialised him and too tight to pay for a dogsitter !!

 

[winnie03]

So has he actually booked a holiday? On his own ? Abroad? He’s so uneducated I don’t think he would know how to.
Re Frank - cos he hasn’t any friends, hasn’t socialised him and too tight to pay for a dogsitter !!

No he is booking it on his 12month anniversary from not drinking

 

[tank83]

He’s just a fat bleep with little knowledge! As for his holiday…..it won’t happen as he won’t leave frank or it will cost him to get a dog sitter. Wonder if there were any takers if they wanted to go with him? Hmmm prob not!
So he gets his car next month….but the other week it’s in June where he gets his new car. Another lie.
He lies about lies and forgets what he says! It’s hilarious to watch if I’m honest!

Another question that won’t get answered and John never shows proof! Have you not figured that out yet! Billy bullshitter

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

No he is booking it on his 12month anniversary from not drinking

Yep remember he has that case packed full of thousands of pounds of new clothes (that probably don’t fit him now ) apparently booking and flying the same day . I mean he knows when his anniversary is so why not book it now , probably looking a cheap deal