TMPK #4 April fool

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Another dig at C with the watch and how much he has supposedly lost this week, it seems Apple watches are not the best, I have a Samsung one and if I wear it in bed, it doesn't say I have done any steps in my sleep, he needs to grow up and leave her alone!! She needs to take legal action against him.
 
He wants to be real and honest but he lied about being pissed all the way up until he lost the penguin contract 🤔 funny that! He said all the times he was making content and meal preps every week, behind the scenes he was always on the booze, for years! BUT never honest about it! Funny how all these stories come out when he loses the contracts from his own eruptions of just how real he is in real life! A proper hidden agenda and compulsive bare face liar!
 
tank83 said:
He wants to be real and honest but he lied about being pissed all the way up until he lost the penguin contract 🤔 funny that! He said all the times he was making content and meal preps every week, behind the scenes he was always on the booze, for years! BUT never honest about it! Funny how all these stories come out when he loses the contracts from his own eruptions of just how real he is in real life! A proper hidden agenda and compulsive bare face liar!
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Watched that and thought exactly the same myself. Honesty is beyond him. Even recently, with the stuff about Charlotte. He's living in in some sort of altered reality.
And his food binge has still seen him lose a few pounds. I wouldn't get that lucky 😂🤐🙄
 
Animal bloody cruelty- thinks it’s so funny that he triggers the dog by saying walkies,treat etc for 6 hours before the lazy git finally takes him for a walk. So sad that he knows no one and never goes on dog walks with other dogs too- he’s gonna make the dog a loner as much as he is! Poor dog loses out on gaining social skills cos the lazy guy couldn’t be bothered to stick to puppy classes and he has no friends/other dogs!
 
His reality is 💯 % real. He’s really dishonest, he’s really lazy, he’s really making it up as he goes along, he really really realises he’s blow tmpk, unfortunately, he can’t find a way to change that. This all real reality, social media reality which we all know is reality bullshit. dirty jobby john, you know it too. Get your bullshit pens out and write on your bullshit white board what bullshit you want to make up next. You are full of bullshit. Very sad human. I won’t even mention his mistreatment of that dog. I will alert the local authorities though.
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
So with going to the beach when did he fit in his huge shop were he needed absolutely everything & are we not getting a meal prep tomorrow ???

also didn’t think you were allowed on your phone while driving never mind filming your dog hanging out the window !!!
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You're not legally even allowed to touch your phone now whilst driving even for sat nav unless parked up.. 6 points and £200 fine.. I see it far too often on social media and often wonder how easy it'd be to report them to their local force with screenshots/screen recordings, especially the repeat offenders for it as they could so easily kill or injure someone pissing around with their phones while driving.
 
DameKitty said:
You're not legally even allowed to touch your phone now whilst driving even for sat nav unless parked up.. 6 points and £200 fine.. I see it far too often on social media and often wonder how easy it'd be to report them to their local force with screenshots/screen recordings, especially the repeat offenders for it as they could so easily kill or injure someone pissing around with their phones while driving.
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And would he think to turn off the front air bag and push the seat as far back as it can go to protect the dog?
 
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Still being rude to people, this was posted on a tik tok video 11 hours ago
 
Can’t sleep so films himself having an ovaltine copy with full fat milk teling everyone that’s 300 calories and can quickly add up - clearly said on the jar ADD WATER not milk - am not sure if he’s seriously thick or he just did that to get engagement of everyone telling him that!! Lounge has the same teddy that’s got all its stuffing out for last 3 days - doesn’t occur to him that that’s dangerous for the dog let alone makes it a pigsty of a lounge…
 
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