TMPK #15 On a betting bender with the 'no meal prep' offender

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He thinks he's better because he's on a walk at the docks. So doing the same as he's been doing for months? Thinks he's better than everyone who is about to enjoy Christmas? Does he not realise that family and joy are also an essential part of wellbeing? It's all holistic. Just because most people are enjoying Christmas and he is not doesnt make him better. It makes him worse. He is not getting the benefits of making memories, of the togetherness, of the joy of seeing family and the enjoyment of being in the moment. Of the laughter and the fun.

He's so much worse off and I know most people would not want to be in his shoes. Haggard, skin dehydrated from his drinking session, lonely, isolated and bitter inside.

Wose up John, your life is NOTHING compared to those you think you're looking down on. You're being laughed at and people also pity you. Making yourself look so silly and the only person you're convincing is yourself, even then I don't think you're doing a good job as you look miserable.
 
Hit the nail on the head there ⬆️
His motivational 🤐 words really are for himself and may resonate with others that are adrift, like him. Everyone else just sees a self righteous knob jockey with a misplaced superiority/God complex that mistakenly makes him think millions value his thoughts and advice.
 
No cooking until 5th jam apparently.
Social media is his living 🤦
Attention to detail isn't his thing however
But he doesn't do thick or stupid

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No cooking until 5th jam apparently.
Social media is his living 🤦
Attention to detail isn't his thing however
But he doesn't do thick or stupid

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Guess he's not having a Christmas dinner then 🤣 id not eat any of that all looks gross
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On tik tok let's see if he replies
 

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He’s finally moved his fat arse and done something that at least resembles meal prep. Hot dog sausages and the infamous croissants are the lowlights but he’s done something at least so we have to take anything we can these days.

Yet again though he makes all this sound like a chore. Surely the whole point is it’s easy to do, convenient and can fit round a busy lifestyle. He just makes it sound like an utter slog. Is that really going to sell it to people? And again, no behind the scenes stuff, live cookalongs, helpful advice throughout the day, nothing. Will be intrigued to see the recipes if he remembers to send them.
 
I’m sure that frankfurter & dry pasta will taste amazing once heated in the oven !
We may need to start our weekly tracker of meal prep again now he’s ‘ BACK ‘
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Guess he's not having a Christmas dinner then 🤣 id not eat any of that all looks gross
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On tik tok let's see if he replies
Has he deleted this video ?
 
No meal prep fridge aesthetic reel to finish his 'massive productive day'? He really hates that kitchen doesn't he. Looking forward to oven cookled dry pasta or seeing him shovel it in his pie hole cold 🤢
Quick question. Does anyone else think he's doing a covert 75 hard? Just to prove something to himself. And because he's failed so often in the past, he's not announced it.
He's not shown water drinking but otherwise it's all there from walking to reading to self righteous.
Hairy legs treat tonight as well for his menopausal mafia 🤢
 
Nah, he’d be making it very clear if he was doing the 75 day hard again imo. He loves the pedestal it puts himself on. He’s already failed it if he is, because I’m not convinced he went out more than once yesterday or even at all on Friday. And that he’s back on the cooking sherry of course, but that’s more speculation I guess.

He may be meal prepping today but it’s odd how he’s not spoken on camera since a brief chat this morning. Especially when he’s been super duper productive. Usually he loves to make it clear how very busy he’s been. But we’ve had nothing again. He’s not even put the video or reel on!
 
There is no way all those meals are fitting in his tiny freezer along with all the chicken for the dogs that he prepped .
I’ve a feeling he’s only done this to provide himself with more content on how he can stay on plan over Xmas so then everyone else should too . Difference is johns life won’t change over Xmas , he won’t be invited for meals out , won’t be out for drinks , won’t have people round for drinks & nibbles , no Xmas markets etc . So he’ll use this content to pretend he’s better than everyone else . But he’ll still wake on Xmas morning alone in his tit house & tiny kitchen .
I’d take my life any day over his because I have family & friends that want to be around me even if I am carrying a bit of menopausal weight 😉
 
That breakfast croissant crime against food is a metaphor for many things in his life right now.
Squashed, flat, unappealing and bland.

It may be his way to eat for his personal calorie deficit but it doesn't mean it's for everyone. No cautionary note given to advise everyone is different. If I ate that lot for breakfast I'd barely have enough calories to support my daily needs for the remains of the day.
Do better John. It's crap advice for others without the context.

Defrosted processed pastry, meat and cheese disc anyone?
Thought not.
 
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