TMPK #15 On a betting bender with the 'no meal prep' offender

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maplesyrup2021 said:
I don’t get why he’s so shocked it’s expensive, it’s branded stuff and you’ve bought it all in one place

I live alone and have to shop differently so Aldi for most stuff. Toiletries on offer (I stalk Amazon!) big box of surf powder is £15. Basically if it’s not on offer (non food stuff) I don’t buy it
I keep a store cupboard of toiletries and cleaning stuff that I’ve bought when it’s cheap
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But he’s going to stop going costa/starbucks so it’s ok 🤣🤣🤣
 
There’s a classic Twitter account called ‘dril’ that anonymously posts absurd and surreal tweets, and one of their classics is:

“Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying”

And it just reminds me of The Kernel so much. Apart from the family bit of course. His logic is bizarre. “I’m getting an RS6, one of the most expensive cars you can buy….I cannot afford groceries…..we’re not going to Costa anymore….just spent £10,000 at the bookies”. He’s mad. Nothing makes sense. The meal prep king, who doesn’t meal prep and eats significantly bigger portions. Doesn’t batch cook, barely cooks at all, shops at Sainsbury’s, one of the more expensive supermarkets. Aghast at the prices. Get down to Lidl you tool. Or does that not fit the ponce image?

I think he’s brassic. Everything goes on the card. He had debts this time last year he wanted to clear and he clearly hasn’t. After his grifting spree for the garden, that consumed so much of his time and effort it completely derailed his business, he notably hasn’t spent anything else on the house. Weird he doesn’t show his garden much any more too, particularly with the pergola sides now up.

May as well buy an apartment at Preston Docks with the amount of times he drags those poor dogs there. Just a proper oddball.
 
halcyondays85 said:
There’s a classic Twitter account called ‘dril’ that anonymously posts absurd and surreal tweets, and one of their classics is:

“Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying”

And it just reminds me of The Kernel so much. Apart from the family bit of course. His logic is bizarre. “I’m getting an RS6, one of the most expensive cars you can buy….I cannot afford groceries…..we’re not going to Costa anymore….just spent £10,000 at the bookies”. He’s mad. Nothing makes sense. The meal prep king, who doesn’t meal prep and eats significantly bigger portions. Doesn’t batch cook, barely cooks at all, shops at Sainsbury’s, one of the more expensive supermarkets. Aghast at the prices. Get down to Lidl you tool. Or does that not fit the ponce image?

I think he’s brassic. Everything goes on the card. He had debts this time last year he wanted to clear and he clearly hasn’t. After his grifting spree for the garden, that consumed so much of his time and effort it completely derailed his business, he notably hasn’t spent anything else on the house. Weird he doesn’t show his garden much any more too, particularly with the pergola sides now up.

May as well buy an apartment at Preston Docks with the amount of times he drags those poor dogs there. Just a proper oddball.
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Great point about the RS6. Only he can have a £56k car on order but then moan at the cost of food.
I agree that it's more expensive now than ever but you've a choice in where you go to shop and in what you get from there.
My heart bleeds for him being so broke. Can you hear my teeny tiny violin 🤣
 
Totally this! Why is he having to cut back on Starbucks when he doesn’t have a social life, hobbies, have to buy gifts, pay for family stuff etc. why is he feeling compelled to cut his weekly treat? Yet can fund the deposit and monthly lease costs of the new car?

He’s scheduled to plug the hell out of his 1-2-1s/App next week and he’s got to flog the Tupperware too. If he doesn’t come alive soon and actually work he’s gonna miss all traditional January diet/fitness push.

Have to admit tho I fast forwarded at least 10 times on his monologues his voice and same old droning on is not going to inspire anyone - who the hell is gonna start a diet Xmas eve! 🔔🔚.
 
All his actions essentially back up the point that the RS6 is pure fantasy. He said on the live the other day he sorted everything at the Audi dealership - yet didn’t film any of it? The man who films everything he does. Aye alright. Massive cash bought second house energy.

He’s cost cutting everywhere, whinging about the price of stuff, whinging about tax. And you’re telling me he has the means to finance a considerable deposit on an RS6? It’s just nonsense, the last desperate cries of a man trying to stay relevant after everybody has abandoned him. He still thinks the route to happiness is material wealth, or at least the image of that. It’s quite sad really.

And yep, he’s constantly missing the boat. I cannot believe the way he’s let such a golden opportunity to keep the brand going slip through his fingers through sheer ignorance and bone idleness.
 
And all of this is why I'm interested in his bigggggg brand deal boasting.
You know, the one where he's to pay for his own photoshoot and needs to be thin 🚩🤦
There's a lot more smoke and mirrors right now than is usual. He's mentioned saving money many more times than I've counted. That's the thing with a mortgage to pay and having no job Lazy John. Bills to be paid.
 
The cost cutting measures intrigue me.
Energy drinks went. Ready meals have gone too.
I don't think he's making the Costa/Starbucks sacrifice for the dogs in isolation.
Puppyccino Poverccino savings for the dogs are more about him not having an expensive coffee at the same time. It's to keep him out of the drive thru and having a home brew coffee.
He's still at the prison gym too. He tried a new one by his house and didn't like it if you recall. He's definitely not happy working out his ample gunt in a busy gym.
Mastercard shops, Poverccino and driving to the prison gym - are you poor John?
No shame if you are. Everyone has to make cut backs at times but when you bang on about having an RS6 on order, whining about food prices loses it's impact.
 
haxlerl said:
Totally this! Why is he having to cut back on Starbucks when he doesn’t have a social life, hobbies, have to buy gifts, pay for family stuff etc. why is he feeling compelled to cut his weekly treat? Yet can fund the deposit and monthly lease costs of the new car?

He’s scheduled to plug the hell out of his 1-2-1s/App next week and he’s got to flog the Tupperware too. If he doesn’t come alive soon and actually work he’s gonna miss all traditional January diet/fitness push.

Have to admit tho I fast forwarded at least 10 times on his monologues his voice and same old droning on is not going to inspire anyone - who the hell is gonna start a diet Xmas eve! 🔔🔚.
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Haha i fast forward too can't stand his voice
 
He’s been drinking on and off regularly imo. It’s why he talks about alcohol so often - I think he justifies it to himself because he’s managed, until now, to keep a lid on it and he isn’t drinking to the levels he used to. This is a guy with zero willpower. He couldn’t even stick to a bedtime routine. We know how pathetic his 75 day hard attempts were.
 
There was absolutely alcohol in that shop, which is why he's been missing today. Not a chance he's been sober this whole time. Its easy to spot the pattern in his behaviour as I am someone who also had a problem with alcohol. I'd follow the same pattern. Gob on legs on the auld social media then disappear for a day when hungover/ashamed.
 
He’s awoken from his drunken stupor to do some quick maths to reach the revelatory conclusion that Starbucks is a bit pricey and it might be cheaper to have a coffee at home. Wow John, really??

Remember though, despite all this micro managing of costs, he’s definitely still putting five figures down on an RS6 deposit. Honest.
 
Tell me you skint without telling me your skint ?
Having millions of £ worth of stock does not help towards the pennies in the bank does it JTC ?
We’re back making moves & levelling up with our pre sliced baking paper , pre sliced cheese , pre sliced ham & a pack of croissants . Smashing meal prep as always . He’ll be on later telling us how productive he is
 
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