TMPK #15 On a betting bender with the 'no meal prep' offender

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Shielder2021 said:
Exactly how would they keep fresh if he only has two a, week be all soggy after frozen ffs just make fresh 🤣hardly a meal prep making a sarnie jonny but your back!! Back again!!
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Well he still has no microwave so he dry them out in the oven 🤣 can’t you imagine the water ! Who doesn’t love a slice of defrosted cheese ?

Hey Johnny boy no mention of the big fight tonight ? Have you put a bet on ? In your huge knowledge of boxing that you share with us frequently, who do you think is going to win ?
Answers in your stories please
 
Can someone please explain to me how cutting a croissant and stuffing in a cheap piece of cheese and ham requires any form of meal prep? Or making a coffee in a machine?

JtC really is a Christmas gift this year. Why does he need to stop treating himself to a Starbucks twice a week when he’s got a cash bought second house AND the haters are already paying for the car?
 
I’m so glad I found this thread. I thought I was the only person who can’t stand this narcissistic little fat man! He really thinks he’s gods gift and what’s the deal with the shape of his head? I’m not one to comment on appearances but he has no problems doing the same thing to people who don’t conform.
 
ohcomeon99 said:
Can someone please explain to me how cutting a croissant and stuffing in a cheap piece of cheese and ham requires any form of meal prep? Or making a coffee in a machine?

JtC really is a Christmas gift this year. Why does he need to stop treating himself to a Starbucks twice a week when he’s got a cash bought second house AND the haters are already paying for the car?
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Now he cleared this up on his tik tok live with a bit of back tracking and stated that he had been LEFT a house . Now of if I cast my mind back he stood outside franks house and ranted about the state the new owners where letting garden get in to . So is it franks ? Or is he just lying again ?
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
Now he cleared this up on his tik tok live with a bit of back tracking and stated that he had been LEFT a house . Now of if I cast my mind back he stood outside franks house and ranted about the state the new owners where letting garden get in to . So is it franks ? Or is he just lying again ?
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As has he now? Thanks for catching that.

Tattle remembers Jonny Boy. You don’t after an Asda delivery…..we all know he was giving it the bollocks that alongside buying the house, he a second cash bought second house. He said it with the usual smoke and mirrors. He didn’t say it like he sold an inherited house and used that to get a mortgage elsewhere.

How he can talk like a Billionaire when he has lashed a dead man’s legacy like the Ponce he is, is classic JtC Brass Neck.

John’s “recipes” are ONCE AGAIN, just moving pre-pared good to different containers. The sort of stuff you could just throw together in a minute anyway. It’s just embarrassing.
 
I’d take a guess that alongside the money Frank left him , he’s quickly sold franks house and between the 2 lots of money that’s what he’s been living off . The well is slowly running dry

I clicked the link and it would seem we are being treated to a free pdf on Xmas day of today’s recipes . Thank god cause I’ve been trying to figure out all day how to make those croissants!

Also looking forward to finding his stolen recipes
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s boozed up right now. No voice and thinking he’s created a Michelin star ham and 🧀 🥐. Poured some ‘stuff’ into plastic cups and he thinks he’s Justin Timberlake bringing ‘sexy’ calories back. Make sure you allow time on Christmas Day to open his email with ‘recipies’ 🤭
 
MrsM79 said:
I’m so glad I found this thread. I thought I was the only person who can’t stand this narcissistic little fat man! He really thinks he’s gods gift and what’s the deal with the shape of his head? I’m not one to comment on appearances but he has no problems doing the same thing to people who don’t conform.
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Welcome. The pink wiki button at the top is a work in progress but it's hard to keep up with when he's a constant gift to grifting, conning, bigotry, misogyny and portioning processed food out whilst trying to pass it off as meal prep.
 
I’m going to take a wild guess here but I THINK his recipes are

Ham & Cheese Crossaint
Slice croissant
Layer inside with a slice of ham & pre sliced cheese

Banana Caramel Shortbread Pudding
Protein Yogurt
Sliced Banana
Crumble some shortbread
Drizzle on some caramel sauce
Sprinkle some chocolate chips

But I’m I’m not a Sunday Times best selling author so of course I could be wrong
 
He’ll be desperate to chat tit on his Instagram because we are the only people he talks to throughout the day but he’s probably trying to sober himself up sufficiently to hide the fact he’s been drinking.

I think he’s been trying to convince himself by proclaiming how much he’s looking forward to the Christmas - he’s more likely dreading it. His good friends, the neighbours (who soon got his number by the looks of it) will be having family starting to come over right about now and parties on the go etc. It’s a very lonely existence but all brought on by himself. He’s already proven himself to be a very weak man so there’s no chance he’s stayed off the booze.
 
Starbucks maths for John.
If your puppuccino were free at Starbucks.
And you’ve spent £2.60 on president squirty cream, how many R6 down payments could you make if you swapped to “whipping cream” for £1.35 and meal prepped your own?

Also we know he has no self control so going to eat all them croissants in a week, how many puppuccinos is lulu having until she runs to the top floor and dirty protests on his white sheets?
 
And he’s back, usual making moves bollocks, no mention of his radio silence, looks haggard. Even the weather has had enough of his bullshit so has managed to temporarily drown out his drone. He’s better you see, because he ls starting now - ok, he’s lonely, miserable, bloated, skint, angry and is probably hiding an increasingly significant drinking problem, but he’s BETTER.

One little noteworthy comment is that in 12 months he wants to be in a better place ‘financially’. Despite apparently wanting to lease a car that previously by his own admission is a ‘terrible financial decision’. I know you’ve had a few Uber deliveries recently John, but at least attempt to be coherent in your planning. Or are we rowing back a little after getting some bills through the door?
 
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