This Mama Life #31 trips to NY, Cyprus and Scotland for vanity, is it only us who questions her sanity?

[Olli1510]

I’m gonna guess someone is actually counting down the minutes to his next deployment to escape this wacko

 

[BettyCrockerr]

For many reasons - this baby cannot be born soon enough.

Am imagining the poor thing squawking in the background in a brown babygro as Sarah prances around in hideous post natal maternity fashion reels

She will have the baby strapped to her while she wears a hole in the floor doing laps around the kitchen island to “get her steps in”

 

[LennyBriscoe]

She’s copied all her pregnancy content from Charlotte greedy. It’s actually quite blatant how much is a direct copycat.

Her maternity ‘fashion’ picks are a helpful reminder of what not to buy.

What’s with the humble bragging about minimal bday decorations for Sinbad?

And her need for attention and validation seems to be even more hyper than usual?

Yeah, and you just know she’ll announce it in the same way Greedy Guts did too. She’ll have been practicing hovering a baby over two signs and everything.

I was so taken aback by the outfit reel that I almost missed the ‘send a gift’ thing at the bottom. Why would she think anyone would or should send her a gift?!

 

[Unknown5]

Yeah, and you just know she’ll announce it in the same way Greedy Guts did too. She’ll have been practicing hovering a baby over two signs and everything.

I was so taken aback by the outfit reel that I almost missed the ‘send a gift’ thing at the bottom. Why would she think anyone would or should send her a gift?!

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Good god- she looks like a primary school teacher who has dressed up as book character - no idea who -for world book day.


Apologies to any teachers.

 

[Longtimelurker10]

I don’t know quite how it’s possible, but she looks like an oblong.

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

I don’t know quite how it’s possible, but she looks like an oblong.

Excuse me - I prefer my trademarked description “an awkward rectangle”

Send a gift? Why? Is that because brands have sent diddly squat so hard times require begging on instagram?! How embarrassing

 

[CasinoRoyal]

Start doing Pregnancy outfit reels the day you are due to give birth!?!?!? WTAF

 

[Unknown5]

Good god- she looks like a primary school teacher who has dressed up as book character - no idea who -for world book day.


Apologies to any teachers.

Miss Trunchball that’s it!

 

[NerdyCat73]

Send a gift! Cheeky b!*#h!!!!
Gobsmacked by that!

 

[Cookiepie222]

Good god- she looks like a primary school teacher who has dressed up as book character - no idea who -for world book day.


Apologies to any teachers.

She looks like bleeping TinTin

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Yeah, and you just know she’ll announce it in the same way Greedy Guts did too. She’ll have been practicing hovering a baby over two signs and everything.

I was so taken aback by the outfit reel that I almost missed the ‘send a gift’ thing at the bottom. Why would she think anyone would or should send her a gift?!

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I know shes heavily pregnant but…..


she looks utterly bleeping ridiculous

the trousers are too short
the converse dont suit her
the tshirt is doing nothing for her
the jacket just looks stupid, its the wrong length on her and is doing nothing for her

 

[ellyjelly2]

Excuse me - I prefer my trademarked description “an awkward rectangle”

Send a gift? Why? Is that because brands have sent diddly squat so hard times require begging on instagram?! How embarrassing

Stop it!!! Ffs! Still one of the funniest thing I read on here

 

[Olli1510]

..she literally looks like she’s off down the bookies followed by 15 pint bender in the local with the other old boys to spend his winnings. Wtf must her husband have thought when she went downstairs in that get up?

 

[Beakytoo]

WTF is the send a gift thing? Is it aimed at companies or her followers? Shady, greedy witch.

No words for the monstrosity of an outfit. It’s all so embarrassing that she thinks she is a fashion influencer.

 

[Lassie don't go home]

There aren't words for that.....STYLE!!!..

 

[Lilyofthevalley80]

What are Granny and Sinbad doing (bar tying her shoes) when she appears in these get ups. Are they told to vacate the kitchen and shuffle off into the living room to make awkward conversation whilst she poses and chunters into her phone?!

What a time to be alive! Intervention required!

I bet she’s told the consultant she can’t go for an appointment to discuss induction as she’s too busy celebrating pugwash’s birthday and doing “fashion” reels If she turns up in that get up, they’ll assume Sinbad has slung her out and she’s currently camping on a park bench. Is that the desired look?!

 

[ellyjelly2]

I went and watched her vlogs from when she gave birf to Lachlan, what a shitshow! She was awful, yes no doubt baby blues, but she was with her family and you can tell she’s just permanently pissed off with both Isla and Lachlan.

 

[Onthehop]

Lucky Sinbad. Ikea for his birthday. Poor guy. He looks so gormless.

 

[Pissedoffwithinfluencers]

Yeah, and you just know she’ll announce it in the same way Greedy Guts did too. She’ll have been practicing hovering a baby over two signs and everything.

I was so taken aback by the outfit reel that I almost missed the ‘send a gift’ thing at the bottom. Why would she think anyone would or should send her a gift?!

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… I mean what was she thinking / seeing

 

[frostily]

I’ve not heard of Charlotte greedy but just went to have a look - literal copies the gender tests, hospital bag…. Sarah I’m crimson for you

If the announcement is the same I will howl