This Mama Life #31 trips to NY, Cyprus and Scotland for vanity, is it only us who questions her sanity?

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Mental twit …and what’s with Sinbads eyes …..has he been looking through a telescope too long 😂 I’m not mocking the afflicted as my eye sight is very poor but he’s in the Navy he looks like he’s blind in it. My daughter is blind in one eye and could never join the forces ….?
 
GiggleBee said:
Why was she saying it was a 'family members birthday' - why is she do weird?! It's her husband's birthday.
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For privacy reasons OF COURSE. Apart from the fact we’re about to see Sarah in an adult nappy next week and are currently being updated hourly on her braxton hicks, Sarah is a very private person I’ll have you know!

More seriously, she knows the sheep would have started saying how lovely it was that McHaggis and Sinbad shared a birthday and she would look bloody bananas explaining that they simply could not as it would have removed 20% of her birthday content from the getgo. Plus there is the hideous possibility that Sinbad might like to see his family on his birthday and that would stop McHaggis heading to the Motherland (oooohhhhh flooooooweeerrrr offff scoooootlllaaaand) for an annual Runrig themed big birthday bash and photoshoot.

So she had to allude vaguely to some remote “family member” as that made her look slightly less crackers and just weird

That’s why we got the passive aggressive no baby today LOL ON SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY!!! Because that just would not have been funny at all actually but it’s actually VERY FUNNY HAHAH that I STOPPED IT by refusing a clinically indicated induction on that date.
 
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Lilyofthevalley80 said:
Quite. Thank you for your understanding and Sarah will be taking no questions on this point 😂
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For all she is, you have got to respect the level of privacy she upholds for herself and her family. I barely know much about mealie pudding and tick tac or Captain Pug washes deployment schedule. Wouldn’t recognise her Mum if I walked past her in the street (I have and I did 🤣)
 
The absurdity of this woman is just jaw dropping. I keep thinking she simply cannot get any more weird, but she does, and bizarrely more rectangular, despite late pregnancy usually making people round 🤷‍♀️

She thinks it’s a flex to delay announcing her due date being on Sinbad’s birthday, doesn’t she? Like it’s some hilarious amazing revelation, and the good viewers of instagram are splitting their sides at the lolz.

And why does she say BIRF and FANKS and FINKING, but has no problem saying THE?! Does she think it’s cute, like the manic shrugging?
 
rainbowunicorn9 said:
Why’s she suddenly saying that today is her due date when she’s been so coy about it for months? When I get a minute must look back and check all her postings to see if she was lying
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Rob also looks like he has a black/swollen eye? Is that just how he looks?
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In her pregnancy highlights she says “im
due just at Christmas“ - so yes shes a lying tit. She was due weeks ago, i think she was due on the 26th Dec and shes now hit the 42 week mark so is being induced
 
frostily said:
I’ve not heard of Charlotte greedy but just went to have a look - literal copies 😂 the gender tests, hospital bag…. Sarah I’m crimson for you

If the announcement is the same I will howl
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It’s so obvious isn’t it, even down to having a baby for content in the first place.

Sarah might dress it up as wanting to have three because she’s one of three but I don’t believe it. Why else would they leave it so long between Lachlan and Cashcow? I think Captain Bosseye only wanted two and she’s ground him down over the years
 
LennyBriscoe said:
It’s so obvious isn’t it, even down to having a baby for content in the first place.

Sarah might dress it up as wanting to have three because she’s one of three but I don’t believe it. Why else would they leave it so long between Lachlan and Cashcow? I think Captain Bosseye only wanted two and she’s ground him down over the years
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I had only this conversation with my husband the other day, I wanted 5 he has no bother with that, I do the lion share of the child rasing, but he loves being hand on helping, he is away a good bit so he treasures bedtime, only one of ours has a bedtime routine now the eldest is 13 in a few days so he generally puts himself to bed our youngest is 4 and he trys to make it home to put him down to bed, but just because you want doesn't mean you do! I have a 8½ year gap between my 2 and honestly it's not a easy gap there at different stages of there life's, even bringing both to the cinema there is rarely anything both can watch, she's in for a landing!
 
LennyBriscoe said:
It’s so obvious isn’t it, even down to having a baby for content in the first place.
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It’s hard to disagree with this. Look at her grid - she’s clearly making huge efforts to pour out maternity content with her own unique interpretation of current trends. She sees this as a final opportunity grow and monetise her account, and she’s absolutely going for it.

First glance at her grid shows high follower numbers, high number of likes on key posts, plenty of cream and beige, attempts at magazine style content (fashion, lifestyle), and a commitment to frequent posting. She’s attempted to hook all kinds of pregnancy audiences - TTC, hyperemesis, holidays, fashion, decor, baby equipment; despite her core audience having long since aged out of that stuff, and her only strong engagement coming from passive likes on big announcements.

She’s fishing for new opportunities and trying to use her follower numbers to boost this. Nobody gets to 40 weeks pregnant after working full time til five mins ago and gets a thirst for this crap unless it’s been their main goal all along.
 
Cookiepie222 said:
If they’d had a proper bedtime routine instilled since a young age they would be able to get ready for bed themselves with just a goodnight story and a kiss from the parent- but because they have never had a routine the parents have to chase them round the house to get them to bed, it’s so sad.
How is she going to lay with Lachlan in his bed to get him to sleep at the same time as dealing with a newborn?!
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I’ve been doing proper bed time routines with my oldest since she was born - 3,5 years old the sleeping is worse than ever. She might have ADHD or something like that, self regulating is close to impossible for her. Our youngest goes to sleep on his own and is a dream in comparison. Some children just are lost in a world of unsettledness. For them, the world’s best routine doesn’t change anything. Maybe L has ADHD or is on the spectrum himself, and doesn’t get the help he needs? (With this I mean medical help, we are just starting the journey with our daughter, as she is so young noone wanted to help us before she turned 3).
 
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