This is what happened.
I made a jokey comment ‘imagine the chat in the onthank staff room,’ just in reference to the thread title (they don’t live IN Onthank, just near it), and cos I thought it was a reasonable shortcut for ‘the staff in the kids school will surely be talking about her in the staff room’ - and I didn’t even know there was an Onthank primary. Somebody else replied saying something like ‘aye there was, I work there.’
I took that as tongue in cheek cos nobody who was in the staff room would risk their job, and if they had tea they’d have spilled it before then, and it just sounded like a plss take.
At no point has anybody in this thread mentioned what school the kids actually go to.