The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

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Quasimodo said:
Also have they never heard of a fridge? Save the leftovers for later if you absolutely want to justify being a pig due to not wanting to waste money when that's your MO in life.



I just discovered Adventures with A+K last year when I was planning my Maine trip! Now I'm planning another NE trip for this fall and they had a series on VT/NH/ME that I also watched. They even visited the central coast where I went to college and did some things most tourists don't even consider doing. Another nature/adventure travel vlogger account I've subscribed to (which means I think they're actually good) is Adventure Archives - they're a group of friends who only upload a new vlog every few weeks but do a bunch of nature/backpacking trips and the editing and filming are pretty darn good and each vlog is really long but informative. They even compose their own music and even provide information on vegetation and what's edible or poisonous, etc. None of this redundant fingering overpriced plastic and materialistic tit with greasy fingers kind of thing.
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Interesting thought. But have you ever seen leftovers from a restaurant at Ft. Pampers in a home vlog?
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Lambyo said:
Wouldn’t be surprised if he complained when they checked out that there was noise.Was there construction on the days they were there? They really hated that they didn’t have a balcony, but only because Timmeh couldn’t set up his ginormous camera and fuzzy ball mic to record the fireworks. The fact that these world travelers (FL) didn’t know the history of the second floor in Hawaiian culture just magnifies their ignorance and really shows how lucky they got with their crummy YT channel.
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Perhaps that construction noise got them a second stay that’s coming up soon, wink, wink?
 
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DaniBea2017 said:
I lasted a whole two mintues in the recent video. Tim's way finding was off putting. He said we park in the orange garage its our favorite but I don't know why.
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I think this was brought up before, but not sure. His "wayfinding" also sucks ass. He went the long way. There's a much shorter way from the Orange garage if he just stayed going straight and across one of the bridges to The Landing. His whole take a right here, left here, left here, right here is just terrible. Just go straight, up a bridge and keep going straight dumbass!
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
Kind of OT—My daughters and I are traveling to NYC for a wedding and we stopped in Hershey, PA because we used to go here all the time when they were little. Core memories y’all. We just bumped into Nate and his sister Bonnie. This is completely letting him know who I am, but he shared that he was here to do some kind of Pepsi ad. 🖕 Tim Tracker.
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Oh I am so jealous right now. Hershey was my memory created by my parents when we were small and we passed it onto our own children when they were young. Go Great Bear. Lol. Awesome core memories.
 
PistachioNut said:
Interesting thought. But have you ever seen leftovers from a restaurant at Ft. Pampers in a home vlog?
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Perhaps that construction noise got them a second stay that’s coming up soon, wink, wink?
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Leftovesr? You mean the second order Jen makes via Uber Eats around ten o'clock when she has the munchies and there's no Raisin Bran in sight. I know they mentioned getting leftovers maybe a couple of times before like during their Rivera trip before Oliver was born but I really don't buy it for a second.
 
PistachioNut said:
Perhaps that construction noise got them a second stay that’s coming up soon, wink, wink?
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Well, not from Disney, that’s for sure.
Tim can complain all he wants but he doesn’t have a leg to stand on regarding his room location.
1) he checked in, in person
2) he was given a room in the category he purchased and reserved. Then he was presented with a map, the CM circled his room location with a marker and explained how he could get there from the ceremonial house, where he stood.
3) Tim is a WDW travel expert. He could see that he was in the building nearest the DVC Tower (announced June 2022) under construction.
THIS was the time for him to speak up if this was an issue for him!

This secondary Polynesian Resort stay is the result of DJ’s FOMO, b1tching and complaining.
Cuntcierge or Bungalows this time!
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
I didn’t ask for details, my daughters did most of the talking. He was very nice to them, he did not have his camera. Bonnie was very shy and almost seemed uncomfortable with someone recognizing him. Pepsi is all they have in Hershey 🤢 it could be some kind of Pepsi/Hershey collab for some sort of ad here?

I’m also sure I’ll get ripped to shreds over on the PMM thread but he seemed smaller to me. I haven’t seen him in the parks since he was filming the Japan snacks vlog, but he seems smaller. Still very large…but not holy tit that guy is absolutely gigantic.

Either way, I don’t see Pepsi, Coke, Liquid Death or any other spicy water having Tim
out. 🖕
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He looks smaller in person to me than in his videos. I’m not saying he looks small tho! Just smaller in person lol.
 
Dont Call Them Creators said:
I can’t see how you can have a beard on not have a trimmer at home to keep it clean and at the proper length. Conspiracy Theory # 250 - His haircut and beard trim are costly, maybe this is an effort to cut back on expenses?? Thoughts.
#homemovies
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My husband has always cut his own facial hair. It's really not that difficult.

Tim's such a lazy duck, well, they both are. They cannot be bothered to cook, clean, teach their child any manners, discipline their child, plan ahead for anything, be on time for anything, remember to bring reusable cups to the parks, pack a healthy lunch instead of consuming garbage constantly, be fiscally responsible, improve their filming/editing skills, use the Disney apps to make their lives easier, and lastly, tend to personal hygiene. I don't know how they can live like they do.

The only thing they're good at is blowing money and stuffing their pieholes. What an existence!
 
But watching the Bojos blow their money on cuntcierge and unnecessary junk and pricey vacations and 27 meals a day is totally okay and not repugnant? Walter, just say you don't like sommeliers because you can't pronounce the word and you're too basic to understand their job. Which requires talent beyond the vloggers you stan.
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Can you imagine not even being able to do the basics of your job? After doing the same bleeping thing for a decade?
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Sorry for the gross post, but every time I see someone say pube beard now, knowing Tim either doesn't know how to or is too lazy to trim his facial hair I can't help imagining how disgusting his downstairs pube beard must also be.

Between that and the tight shorts he must have some pretty wicked swamp ass going on in those Florida summers.
 
hcslacs said:
Sorry for the gross post, but every time I see someone say pube beard now, knowing Tim either doesn't know how to or is too lazy to trim his facial hair I can't help imagining how disgusting his downstairs pube beard must also be.

Between that and the tight shorts he must have some pretty wicked swamp ass going on in those Florida summers.
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He seriously has no excuse for looking so unkempt. If people can trim their actual pubes with a trimmer, the dude should be able to trim his bleeping face pubes with a trimmer. I don't buy this "my barber is booked". If you know your barber tends to be super busy, you schedule a date in advance based on when you know you'll likely need a trim. What a concept. And I doubt this is the only barber in town willing to do a "Jan. 6th Club Special" haircut. Maybe he had a lice infestation and needs to wait for some time. Does he have an embarrassing rash on his scalp?
 
Quasimodo said:
He seriously has no excuse for looking so unkempt. If people can trim their actual pubes with a trimmer, the dude should be able to trim his bleeping face pubes with a trimmer. I don't buy this "my barber is booked". If you know your barber tends to be super busy, you schedule a date in advance based on when you know you'll likely need a trim. What a concept. And I doubt this is the only barber in town willing to do a "Jan. 6th Club Special" haircut. Maybe he had a lice infestation and needs to wait for some time. Does he have an embarrassing rash on his scalp?
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I don't buy it either. He's 40 years old. He should know how to trim his own bleeping beard at this point.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
I didn’t ask for details, my daughters did most of the talking. He was very nice to them, he did not have his camera. Bonnie was very shy and almost seemed uncomfortable with someone recognizing him. Pepsi is all they have in Hershey 🤢 it could be some kind of Pepsi/Hershey collab for some sort of ad here?

I’m also sure I’ll get ripped to shreds over on the PMM thread but he seemed smaller to me. I haven’t seen him in the parks since he was filming the Japan snacks vlog, but he seems smaller. Still very large…but not holy tit that guy is absolutely gigantic.

Either way, I don’t see Pepsi, Coke, Liquid Death or any other spicy water having Tim
out. 🖕
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Oh no worries, didn’t expect any more than what you stated. No need to get more info from grifters, they probably all lie anyway. I saw PMM a few weeks ago, maybe, and he seems smaller because he looks shorter. He is almost as tall as he is round at least to me hahahah.
#homemovies
 
Forest said:
Updated list of foods Tim doesn’t eat

Rice
Pasta
Seafood
Bone-In Chicken but most other chicken as well
Caramel
Non-creamy soups
Cupcakes
Bananas
Banana flavoring
Mushrooms (on a burger)
Onions (on a burger)
Asian food
Italian food
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Macaroni and cheese
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JssLG317 said:
I don’t remember them going to AK very often at all. You would think he’d take his young son who doesn’t really care for rides to see the animals…something that may actually make the kid genuinely happy…but nope. It’ll be another video of him eating a burger, touching merch and leaving. Nanny Nails could take him over to Rafikis to pet goats while they muckbang their way around the park.
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Wait… when was the last time Jackson went to Animal Kingdom?
 
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