The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

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Dont Call Them Creators said:
I can’t see how you can have a beard on not have a trimmer at home to keep it clean and at the proper length. Conspiracy Theory # 250 - His haircut and beard trim are costly, maybe this is an effort to cut back on expenses?? Thoughts.
#homemovies
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He can't even use the excuse that most men use during the Fall/Winter that they grow it out to add warmth while outside. If I was living in Central Florida and had a beard I would keep it short and neatly trimmed during the hottest and most humid time of the year, not let it get all scraggly and unmanaged like he has done.
 
scopeyscope said:
I prefer the Lime garage because walking down into Disney Springs the Polite Pig is at the bottom right and smelling bbq all the way down is heavenly.

There Tim, that’s how you do it. Tell people why you prefer parking in a certain area or stop pretending you give people “tips” on coming to DS
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If I were telling a newcomer, I'd say Lime (our fave too) - just to come down the escalator and see the architecture since the redesign - and to be in the center of it all...and also smell the BBQ like you referenced. ;)

It's closest to the Welcome Center and several different bathrooms. It's also closest to the buses. It's also easy to go left, straight ahead, or right to see the most amount of things - whether heading toward the f/k/a Marketplace side, f/k/a PI portion, or f/k/a West Side, and including the "springs" which are the focal point of the whole DS re-design.
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cavamom said:
The orange garage is the one right in the middle of DS, correct? That he couldn’t even come up with that? I like it bc it’s centrally located? I’ve parked at DS (since it’s been redesigned to DS) exactly 3 times and I know that.
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Orange is down by the AMC. It's on the old West Side part of DS. Lime is the one in the center. Grapefruit is across the street.
 
hcslacs said:
I also found it odd how much he kept using reference points as he wound his way around DS. Does he expect people to reference his video when trying to find their way around Disney Springs?

Viewer 1: “So, Gladys, do you remember where Tim Tracker said that Corkcicle stand was”

Viewer 2: “Yes, we should make a right at Gideon’s, passing Morimoto’s, then take the stairs down next to the Hideaway after passing Coach and next we will make a u-turn at Maria and Enzo’s to drop a load at the bathroom next to Homecomin’ then make a right at the Lego store and then…”

It just seemed like overkill, or maybe just a bunch of extra crap to pad the video.
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This is one of the main reasons I don’t watch his solo videos. His “way finding” is so weird to me, and hella annoying.
 
Dont Call Them Creators said:
I can’t see how you can have a beard on not have a trimmer at home to keep it clean and at the proper length. Conspiracy Theory # 250 - His haircut and beard trim are costly, maybe this is an effort to cut back on expenses?? Thoughts.
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My husband has a beard (think Duck Dynasty big). he bought a hairdresser quality pair of scissors to clean it up. He also washes and brushes it every day.


I have a feeling that Tim does not know how to keep up his stupid looking beard. Contrary to what people believe, it is easier to shave every day then to keep a beard up. While the Duck Dynasty men have big beards. Barring the dad and Uncle Sy (I can tell they do trim their mustaches at least), for men who have big beards, you can tell they trim them and make an effort to keeping those beards looking good. Tim, take a hint from those guys. Also there are alot of YT video's on how to care for facial hair at home.


Tim, if you can figure out how to care for your hair, figure out how to care for your pube beard or shave it off.
 
2020planner said:
If I were telling a newcomer, I'd say Lime (our fave too) - just to come down the escalator and see the architecture since the redesign - and to be in the center of it all...and also smell the BBQ like you referenced. ;)

It's closest to the Welcome Center and several different bathrooms. It's also closest to the buses. It's also easy to go left, straight ahead, or right to see the most amount of things - whether heading toward the f/k/a Marketplace side, f/k/a PI portion, or f/k/a West Side, and including the "springs" which are the focal point of the whole DS re-design.
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Orange is down by the AMC. It's on the old West Side part of DS. Lime is the one in the center. Grapefruit is across the street.
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I stand corrected. Hey, I’m no travel vlogger over here😂
 
Cocobean9 said:
I can't even with the pube beard anymore :sick:. They waste money on the dumbest things, spend some money on something you might actually use. Why are they so dumb?
And I'll say again #getsnippedtim. In several videos lately you both look high, no one wants to see an oops baby
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Shhh, don't give Jenn any ideas about an oopsie baby. I am hoping they are at the point of being no longer intimate together, but I doubt we could be so lucky since she probably has that Daisy Duck suit hidden somewhere in the abyss of Ft. Pampers.
 
Kind of OT—My daughters and I are traveling to NYC for a wedding and we stopped in Hershey, PA because we used to go here all the time when they were little. Core memories y’all. We just bumped into Nate and his sister Bonnie. This is completely letting him know who I am, but he shared that he was here to do some kind of Pepsi ad. 🖕 Tim Tracker.
 
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xmasbdaygirl said:
Kind of OT—My daughters and I are traveling to NYC for a wedding and we stopped in Hershey, PA because we used to go here all the time when they were little. Core memories y’all. We just bumped into Nate and his sister Bonnie. This is complexly letting him know who I am, but he shared that he was here to do some kind of Pepsi ad. 🖕 Tim Tracker.
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Love this! Oooohhh... You just gotta believe this stuff eats Tim and Jenn up inside. ❤ :LOL:
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
Kind of OT—My daughters and I are traveling to NYC for a wedding and we stopped in Hershey, PA because we used to go here all the time when they were little. Core memories y’all. We just bumped into Nate and his sister Bonnie. This is completely letting him know who I am, but he shared that he was here to do some kind of Pepsi ad. 🖕 Tim Tracker.
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Kind of weird that it’s Pepsi giving him an ad. Both Universal and Disney use Coke products. Kind of biting the hand that feeds you. Oh well at least Dim and Dejennerate can only wish they stayed on the media lists and got more recognition. Too funny.
#homemovies
 
Dont Call Them Creators said:
Kind of weird that it’s Pepsi giving him an ad. Both Universal and Disney use Coke products. Kind of biting the hand that feeds you. Oh well at least Dim and Dejennerate can only wish they stayed on the media lists and got more recognition. Too funny.
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I didn’t ask for details, my daughters did most of the talking. He was very nice to them, he did not have his camera. Bonnie was very shy and almost seemed uncomfortable with someone recognizing him. Pepsi is all they have in Hershey 🤢 it could be some kind of Pepsi/Hershey collab for some sort of ad here?

I’m also sure I’ll get ripped to shreds over on the PMM thread but he seemed smaller to me. I haven’t seen him in the parks since he was filming the Japan snacks vlog, but he seems smaller. Still very large…but not holy tit that guy is absolutely gigantic.

Either way, I don’t see Pepsi, Coke, Liquid Death or any other spicy water having Tim
out. 🖕
 
Lenny_Monster said:
Completely agree. With Nate and Jacky et al, while they obviously put on an act they have a genuine passion that they draw from.

There is no sense of this with the trackers. They barely try to show enthusiasm and when they do it’s completely forced and fake. See Tim’s “wee” and other commentary when he’s on a ride. I know he’s trying to be funny but it just comes off as him being bored to death. I’m not sure he’s capable of finding real joy in the moment.
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Same thing with HHN. We genuinely laughed at Jen hooked up to the reverse camera. Watching Dim go through a house or scare zone makes me want to throat punch him with the zero emotion and non-stop "yeahs" and endless commentary.
 
As far as Tim’s Orange garage preference, he likes that garage because that’s the easier garage to get to the way he comes into Disney Springs. Really, I don’t think it’s any more than that. If he went to Lime, he would have to drive further and then make that UTurn at the light that takes forever.

This is also the reason why I always park in the Orange Garage. It’s the convenient choice.
 
DaniBea2017 said:
It has always bothered me that they don't eat with Jackson. He doesn't eat what they eat. He is expected to sit at the table with them and play on his ipad. I am sure they ignore him because his is to busy on his ipad.
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I think it's a variety of things:
He doesn't eat what they eat so she "cooks" a separate meal for him, i.e. heats him up his frozen beige food. This could easily be remedied but using a rotation of family friendly, easy to cook meals that everyone likes.
Neither one of them can cook. It takes her 2 hours (and she blows up the kitchen to a complete mess) to make a meal that would take a normal, functioning adult 30 minutes to make....which results in them eating dinner when most people are going to bed. Probably another tactic of hers - dinner takes so long let Dim do all the bath, bed routine and parenting while she slaves over a hot stove so they can eat at 10:00 at night.
J$ eating before them allows for potentially less interruption of these idiots filming their mediocre food and stuffing their faces on camera.
We never did anything like this with our kids. Even when they were infants. If they were awake they were in a bouncy seat or high chair with us as a family at the table, no devices.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
As far as Tim’s Orange garage preference, he likes that garage because that’s the easier garage to get to the way he comes into Disney Springs. Really, I don’t think it’s any more than that. If he went to Lime, he would have to drive further and then make that UTurn at the light that takes forever.

This is also the reason why I always park in the Orange Garage. It’s the convenient choice.
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That's the funny thing about it. They're a self-described travel channel so it shouldn't be about what's convenient for HIM.

It should be about showing the best for the average tourist and / or local seeking the best experience. And Lime, for that reason, is the best to introduce the average visitor (who may have a car and / or already be on property) to DS...closest to the Welcome Center, seeing the new(er?) lovely architecture, the springs, the springs features like the Archimedes screw / hand crank water pump, etc. - and it's smack dab in the center of DS.

(side note: we normally get off I-4 (heading WB) at Apopka-Vineland and turn onto HPB and that gives us Lime as the first option. Or we take 535 coming from the Dr. Phillips area and turn right onto 535 to go the back way into DS (past the distribution center) and that gives us Lime as well)
 
I watched a little bit of the new video before I exited out of the video. But Tim saying I don't know when he was talking about where he parked in the orange garage is not good advice. Why could he not say it is easier to get to the way he came to Disney Springs. He could of said that it is close to Disney Springs. He could of said it is a convenient choice if guests have kids with them or if Jenn and the kids are with him. Honestly saying I don't know does not help their followers.
 
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