The Tim Tracker #138 Outwitted by a cup of salad dressing

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Quasimodo said:
I want to ask his mom WTF is up with her son's rudimentary taste buds. Did she just feed him bologna sandwiches and hutdogs only as a kid? Has he always been this insufferable? Does she regret not using birth control and told him that and that's why he won't stop acting like a petulant youngest-of-4 manchild? Did he ever bother getting help with his reading comprehension as a kid?
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I've seriously wondered how his sister is an English professor and he is....well, Dim. My theory is maybe he is dyslexic and his sister tried to help him with his reading and developed a passion for it and he just had nothing but resentment because he's an ass.
 
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Dim...You're embarrassing yourself trying to act like you have a sophisticated palate. Stop it.
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Is he talking about TPD or...
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Did he finally get tired of everyone making fun of his massive overuse of "delicious" and decide to watch some third rate cooking competition show for inspiration?

He's really embarrassing himself here. Well, even more than usual.

While he was talking about both the pizza and the burger there were a lot of cuts. I can only imagine he had to stop to look at some sort of cue cards or something that told him these other words to describe food. I almost feel like he pulled these reactions to these dishes from somewhere else. not saying he "borrowed" them, but it seemed suspicious.
 
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I see he wants everyone to hit that like button so you might as well stop saying pay the price. He made a fool of himself in this video trying to describe a piece of chocolate, a slice of pizza and a burger. It was like I was watching Chevy Chase in a Vacation movie. Especially his description of the orange shake and then what a creamsicle is. Just a complete joke.
 
I prefer the Lime garage because walking down into Disney Springs the Polite Pig is at the bottom right and smelling bbq all the way down is heavenly.

There Tim, that’s how you do it. Tell people why you prefer parking in a certain area or stop pretending you give people “tips” on coming to DS
 
I also found it odd how much he kept using reference points as he wound his way around DS. Does he expect people to reference his video when trying to find their way around Disney Springs?

Viewer 1: “So, Gladys, do you remember where Tim Tracker said that Corkcicle stand was”

Viewer 2: “Yes, we should make a right at Gideon’s, passing Morimoto’s, then take the stairs down next to the Hideaway after passing Coach and next we will make a u-turn at Maria and Enzo’s to drop a load at the bathroom next to Homecomin’ then make a right at the Lego store and then…”

It just seemed like overkill, or maybe just a bunch of extra crap to pad the video.
 
hcslacs said:
I also found it odd how much he kept using reference points as he wound his way around DS. Does he expect people to reference his video when trying to find their way around Disney Springs?

Viewer 1: “So, Gladys, do you remember where Tim Tracker said that Corkcicle stand was”

Viewer 2: “Yes, we should make a right at Gideon’s, passing Morimoto’s, then take the stairs down next to the Hideaway after passing Coach and next we will make a u-turn at Maria and Enzo’s to drop a load at the bathroom next to Homecomin’ then make a right at the Lego store and then…”

It just seemed like overkill, or maybe just a bunch of extra crap to pad the video.
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Yeah, I think he doesn't know what to say to fill the void and likes to sound smart about something.
 
I know I’m late to the party, but the way J$ was so forcefully handling $ver’s hand was extremely concerning

That boy is going to hurt that baby

Now, this isn’t J$ fault, but did his dolt parents ask the barber shop to give him The “Storming the Capital” Cut?
 
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Tim, you look like a total douche eating pizza with a fork. Especially the way you always have the fork upside down. I mean, didn’t your mom show you how to eat right? No wonder J$ has issues with feeding himself. 🤦🏻‍♀️
 

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I get the pizza with a fork as I have been to real Italian places were the pizza comes out whole ("personal size") and it was expected to eat the pizza with a knife and fork. But yeah, the American style of pre-sliced pizza, it looks pretty stupid to eat with a fork, esp. when he eats a burger with his hands.
 
The orange garage is the one right in the middle of DS, correct? That he couldn’t even come up with that? I like it bc it’s centrally located? I’ve parked at DS (since it’s been redesigned to DS) exactly 3 times and I know that.

The beard is just so gross. I can’t.

The desperation when he’s “invited” to something is just so cringey to watch. The way he suddenly knows so much about flavors after checking his thesaurus.

I love how J4D busted him in the editing just leaving in the part where the host told them all to sign up online to come back next time after he tells us Disney invited him. Unknowingly of course since she doesn’t even watch what she’s stringing together.
 
tallnstinky said:
Oh I had no idea this was a thing, it has been years since I cruised DCL. Now I’m just wondering why nobody did this for my family when we cruised lol
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You can do this with the hotels at parks too. I celebrated a milestone birthday at Universal in August 2020. Because of COVID, we didn’t do a big party. But we stayed at Royal Pacific hotel, which was super nice. We got in our room and there was a balloon, a fruit and cookie platter, and a credit to rent a movie on the tv. At first, we thought Universal had done this (as we had said it was my birthday when we made the reservation). However, we found a card and it was from our friends who live in New York. So in that situation, they only needed to know a name on the reservation, as you don’t know what room you are getting for a hotel stay.
 
Dillon21 said:
Barring the cupcakes, bananas, and onions which are round shaped foods. I've noticed Tim likes round shaped things:

Hamburgers = Round

Hamburger Bun = Round

Hot dog = Yes, they are tube shaped. But they are also round too. A multitasking shaped food.

Pancakes = Round

Sometimes waffles are round, like in luge (spelling) form.

Beef Tenderloin = sorta round shaped

Milkshake = comes in a round cup or glass

when he does eat fruit or veg, Blueberries = Round. Oranges/Grapefruit = Round

Ice Cream = when scooped into a cone or bowl (vs. ice cream bar or sandwhich, unless it is a cookie sandwich which round) are round.
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JENN = round
 
Cocobean9 said:
I can't even with the pube beard anymore :sick:. They waste money on the dumbest things, spend some money on something you might actually use. Why are they so dumb?
And I'll say again #getsnippedtim. In several videos lately you both look high, no one wants to see an oops baby
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I can’t see how you can have a beard on not have a trimmer at home to keep it clean and at the proper length. Conspiracy Theory # 250 - His haircut and beard trim are costly, maybe this is an effort to cut back on expenses?? Thoughts.
#homemovies
 
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