The Tim Tracker #105 It's My Party and I'll s word if I Want to 🎶

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Oof you guyysyyysssysys LLLLLLL get ready for some extra mundane bullshit and large waddles
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bleeping HOSTED AT THE EYE DOCTOR

WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FORK

2:30 “it’s behind a bush but I swear it’s there”
Said Jenn to every human ever upon their grotesque encounter with her gaping wizards sleeve of a vagina

you guys, if you are nauseated easily…avoid this vlog at all costs. Jenn is exceptionally giddy without her spawn in tow and they are both so grossly happy without their kid
 
She says she needs sunscreen cause they're going somewhere tropical. witch, you need sunscreen even when you're not going somewhere tropical. Also, you LIVE somewhere tropical. Your skin hates you. You need sunblock, not whatever frou frou bougie SPF 15 overpriced sunscreen you buy at Sephora and minimally apply every 17 hours. Ghost mom is watching you and rolling her eyes in disgust.

This is new and desperate:
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She finally decides she needs contacts but only because they're going on their babymoon. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I'm sure she'll keep up with those. She's going to be like that lady that had 250 lenses pulled out of her eye.

I'm going to assume Ginn's also never used tampons cause she would be that person who gets TSS from leaving her tampon in for 2 weeks.
 
Well, I'll probably never splurge on a $25000 cuntcierge suite in my life, but at least I can afford to pay $900/year for my disposable contacts without needing to beg for a sponsorship. 🤣

(Plus I've known my eye doctor and his staff for more than 2 decades cause I don't just go to some random stan eye doctor as a desperate errand before my 6th millionth vacation).
 
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