The Only Way Is Essex cast

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So I decided to stalk my eye-candy Lockie on insta and I wish I hadn't. To my disappointment my crush is fading- I really hate it when that happens!

There's about 100 stories of him, and in every single one, he has a camera pointing at his face. Seems like they've all been taken on the same day too.

Imagine being on holiday with your boyfriend and he's spending all his time flexing and posing at a camera. I would leave him there! Then again, Yasmine is doing the same thing! It just felt sad and pathetic- especially for him, he's in his 30s 🤨

I suppose she's happy that he's sticking a camera in his face, rather than sticking his schlong into the first passing woman he sees!

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CarrieW24 said:
So I decided to stalk my eye-candy Lockie on insta and I wish I hadn't. To my disappointment my crush is fading- I really hate it when that happens!

There's about 100 stories of him, and in every single one, he has a camera pointing at his face. Seems like they've all been taken on the same day too.

Imagine being on holiday with your boyfriend and he's spending all his time flexing and posing at a camera. I would leave him there! Then again, Yasmine is doing the same thing! It just felt sad and pathetic- especially for him, he's in his 30s 🤨

I suppose she's happy that he's sticking a camera in his face, rather than sticking his schlong into the first passing woman he sees!

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😍 Look at him! He’s massive 😍 I totally would 🤣 Not sure he’s up for a mother of two in her 40s 😂🤣😂
 
265 said:
YIKES!!!

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Christ you can almost see what she had for breakfast!! A woman with a figure like this shouldn’t wear these types of clothes! Just because it’s ‘in’ doesn’t mean it actually looks good, oh and who the duck is she?!

101d said:
Bobby Norris is looking great!!
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You mean pre surgery right?!

101d said:
Bobby Norris is looking great!!
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You mean pre surgery right?!
 
Juleslmc said:
Of course she’s off flogging BooHoo in Greece!! No morals. It cracks me up how all the Towie gangsters have to go on holidays after filming ends on a series because filming for 4 weeks must be so exhausting. Didn’t she cheat on her ex with Dan? I forget
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Yeah she did bin off her ex, Jamie I think his name was, as soon as she got a sniff of dan, I think she met Dan in marbs or somewhere, cheated with him, went back and finished with Jamie and has followed dan around with her tongue hanging out her mouth ever since, she finally forced him to be her official boyfriend In the last series, I still lol about the time she was pretending she was perfectly happy just being his friend with benefits while simultaneously stalking him and crying over his lack of commitment
 
AngryBird101 said:
Christ you can almost see what she had for breakfast!! A woman with a figure like this shouldn’t wear these types of clothes! Just because it’s ‘in’ doesn’t mean it actually looks good, oh and who the duck is she?!
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Poor girl has obviously put on some lockdown weight like many of us. She could have picked a much more flattering outfit and looked lovely.
 
Sazbee said:
Poor girl has obviously put on some lockdown weight like many of us. She could have picked a much more flattering outfit and looked lovely.
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I think she did a post on her Instagram calling the “trolls” out who had commented on her appearance in that dress 🤔
 
Beachbabe said:
I think she did a post on her Instagram calling the “trolls” out who had commented on her appearance in that dress 🤔
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I hate the word troll. If you are in the public eye, people are going to comment. Even us, private citizens cannot stop or control what others think of us. Instagrammers/ z-listers need to get over themselves and stop calling people trolls because people are not unanimously praising them.

I like Fran though. I must have watched a different Towie to the majority because I don't remember her being horrible. Maybe it's been too long since I watched it... I remember she fell out with Georgia. What happened with Diags?

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You mean pre surgery right?!
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Bobby is one of my favourite cast members. His only faults are his new face, and being friends with Gemma Collins. Fame is really bad for some people, he looked so much better before.
 
CarrieW24 said:
Bobby is one of my favourite cast members. His only faults are his new face, and being friends with Gemma Collins. Fame is really bad for some people, he looked so much better before.
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I love Bobby. I feel he has a genuinely kind heart. Gemma treated him cruelly I thought. It must be awful to be so insecure you have so much ‘work’ done to your face (I think this about all people who have stuff done to their face - they probably think “Why doesn’t that wrinkly old bag have some Botox?” 🤣). I hope he’s found true love with the chap he was with in the last series, and still seems to be with.
 
Sazbee said:
Poor girl has obviously put on some lockdown weight like many of us. She could have picked a much more flattering outfit and looked lovely.
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well yes because she has a very pretty face as well, slim legs but dress needs to be longer.
CarrieW24 said:
I hate the word troll. If you are in the public eye, people are going to comment. Even us, private citizens cannot stop or control what others think of us. Instagrammers/ z-listers need to get over themselves and stop calling people trolls because people are not unanimously praising them.

I like Fran though. I must have watched a different Towie to the majority because I don't remember her being horrible. Maybe it's been too long since I watched it... I remember she fell out with Georgia. What happened with Diags?


Bobby is one of my favourite cast members. His only faults are his new face, and being friends with Gemma Collins. Fame is really bad for some people, he looked so much better before.
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Yeah I like Bobby too as in his personality but I don’t think he has looked great since before surgery and I don’t have a clue why he got anything done, he doesn’t look right.
 
BigBrenda said:
Mark Wright was shagging some babestation woman across the road from our house when he first was serious with Michelle. He used to pull up in this Range Rover and cover his face like he was a celeb and shield himself. Literally no one was outside, We live in a cul de sac. My neighbours are in their 90s. I only noticed him cause I was making a tea. No one cares Mark okay.
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Mark did a PA for Leeds uni back in around 2011 when he was first serious with Michelle and he came back to an after party at a big ole student house (saddo) and banged one of the promo girls for the club night there.
 
Juleslmc said:
Yup loves the coke and the men and went to Turkey to get her horse teeth! Boyfriends in jail. Typical behaviour of women from Essex who haven’t instilled any values in their children.

Personally the only Essex mother that seems somewhat normal is Ferne’s but then Ferne is always a fraud from what I’ve heard so who knows 🤷‍♀️
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Yeah I’ve always thought that Ferne’s mum seemed the most normal and seems like she’s the only stable thing in Sunday’s life.
 
Still on furlough and catching up with the 2 latest series 🙈 what on Earth is Diags crying for over the whole weird Dan and Chloé ‘relationship’ 😂😂😂😂 must be the oddest tv I’ve watched in a long time and can’t help but wonder if I’m missing something? 🙈😂 SO WEIRD! And why are these women fighting over dull as dishwater dan 😭 I wouldn’t look twice if he passed me in the street and he has such a boring personality they even laugh at him on towie 😭 so bizarre sorry if this has been discussed I’d be amazed if it hadn’t actually 😂
 
I thought dan came across well on celeb big bro. Can not forget the VILE abusive recording of him with his first baby mumma though. So scary to hear. I feel for JJ as I think she’d already got pregnant by the time the original recording came out.

I really think JJ will be on the masked singer next series, she’s always singing on her instagram.
 
Swx said:
Still on furlough and catching up with the 2 latest series 🙈 what on Earth is Diags crying for over the whole weird Dan and Chloé ‘relationship’ 😂😂😂😂 must be the oddest tv I’ve watched in a long time and can’t help but wonder if I’m missing something? 🙈😂 SO WEIRD! And why are these women fighting over dull as dishwater dan 😭 I wouldn’t look twice if he passed me in the street and he has such a boring personality they even laugh at him on towie 😭 so bizarre sorry if this has been discussed I’d be amazed if it hadn’t actually 😂
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YES this was so weird!! I thought maybe it was because either Diags knew Dan would break her heart & didn’t want it to be awkward with the friendship group and/ or because he was in love with Chloe himself.
 
Essex2201 said:
Ferne mccan is a horrible piece of work, I don't know how she's still in the public eye.
I don't think this is new news to anyone but she knew EXACTLY what she was getting into with acid bf, he was a very well known gang member.
She's hard on the white stuff as is billie etc and didn't lose weight naturally, now she just barely eats.

When the acid attack happened, she carried on their relationship. It was only after he got sentenced for such a long time she cut ties x
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They’re all associated with criminals. Sam and billies dad is or was in prison.
 
KerChing said:
YES this was so weird!! I thought maybe it was because either Diags knew Dan would break her heart & didn’t want it to be awkward with the friendship group and/ or because he was in love with Chloe himself.
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Yeah he was soooo invested, butt out 😂 dan is so dreadfully boring. I think Amber is sticking with him because of her pride, she cheated on him with someone who she was with for a long time, has to make it worthwhile!
 
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