The Only Way Is Essex cast

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YES this was so weird!! I thought maybe it was because either Diags knew Dan would break her heart & didn’t want it to be awkward with the friendship group and/ or because he was in love with Chloe himself.
Apparently it’s something to do with joey Essex being her cousin and them being his friend so it would be awkward when it inevitably went wrong but who cares that much just let people do what they’re doing? Weird! Also was so clear to see Dan was never interested in her don’t understand how a woman of her age couldn’t see that herself

Yeah he was soooo invested, butt out 😂 dan is so dreadfully boring. I think Amber is sticking with him because of her pride, she cheated on him with someone who she was with for a long time, has to make it worthwhile!
Totally agree with every word of this 😂

I thought dan came across well on celeb big bro. Can not forget the VILE abusive recording of him with his first baby mumma though. So scary to hear. I feel for JJ as I think she’d already got pregnant by the time the original recording came out.

I really think JJ will be on the masked singer next series, she’s always singing on her instagram.
You’re talking about dan osbourne I was talking about dan Edgar sorry 😂 they are interchangeable tbf, both pointless boring and dull, both treat women horribly, both need to grow a set of balls, etc, etc 😂
 
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Mark did a PA for Leeds uni back in around 2011 when he was first serious with Michelle and he came back to an after party at a big ole student house (saddo) and banged one of the promo girls for the club night there.
Maybe you just got your numbers wrong but Mark was still with Lauren in 2011, he only got with Michelle late 2012. A massive twit nonetheless though
 
I thought dan came across well on celeb big bro. Can not forget the VILE abusive recording of him with his first baby mumma though. So scary to hear. I feel for JJ as I think she’d already got pregnant by the time the original recording came out.

I really think JJ will be on the masked singer next series, she’s always singing on her instagram.
Would suit the Masked Doormat better
 
Apparently it’s something to do with joey Essex being her cousin and them being his friend so it would be awkward when it inevitably went wrong but who cares that much just let people do what they’re doing? Weird! Also was so clear to see Dan was never interested in her don’t understand how a woman of her age couldn’t see that herself


Totally agree with every word of this 😂


You’re talking about dan osbourne I was talking about dan Edgar sorry 😂 they are interchangeable tbf, both pointless boring and dull, both treat women horribly, both need to grow a set of balls, etc, etc 😂
Hahah sorry getting my dans mixed up!
 
Can't believe she actually posted this.

Does anyone know about the fight jess and Lucy had with jasmin?
I saw this insta it was on Abi Clarke profile

This got somehow buried in this thread but I'm intrigued... Anyone know more about this?

I could be wrong but I also seem to recall a fight on TOWIE involving Jasmin and her brother (he was on the show for like 2 episodes I think) against Tommy and Georgia, with racist undertones?
 
Danielle Armstrong tried desperately to get on that bandwagon....even resorted to her own you tube channel to try to promote it 😂 That ship has well and truly sailed....we don’t need any programmes about a load of Essex nobodies being Mum, never mind any more


I thought they recently moved and made a big song and dance of it? I remember her showing the house and thinking how underwhelming....and also they mustn’t have as much money as they’d want you to think they have, then couldn’t get planning permission to put an extension on it....or something like that?!
They've brought a new house for £1.5 million and had planning permission refused, now its been granted. They are still in Billies house until the build is done I'm guessing
 
Looks like Demi Sims & Leonie have split up - wonder what happened? They seemed so loved up only just a few days ago. Maybe something happened whilst they were both on separate holidays? 🤔
 
They've brought a new house for £1.5 million and had planning permission refused, now its been granted. They are still in Billies house until the build is done I'm guessing

Yes, I think that is the plan.

I was looking for a property a few months ago, the earlier part of this year and their house (the one they are currently living in) was on rightmove for around £700k. Nicely decorated inside and now they have added a new kitchen. It is a 5 bedroomed house, because they have loft rooms.

Hoping that their 1920’s house will not be turned into a tasteless carbuncle. I know they came up against planning issues and rightly so, the road where their house is has some lovely properties. The last thing existing residents want is some hideous monstrosity gracing the street! 🤣
 
Apparently it’s something to do with joey Essex being her cousin and them being his friend so it would be awkward when it inevitably went wrong but who cares that much just let people do what they’re doing? Weird! Also was so clear to see Dan was never interested in her don’t understand how a woman of her age couldn’t see that herself

Yeah I think that was it cause joey and dan were mates and joey and diags warned chloe away from Dan cause of what he was like (which is weird thing to say about your mate to be honest. Who needs enemies with mates like that lmao)
I don’t know how she didn’t see it coming either. Everyone else saw it a mile off. He was never going to make it serious, what was he going to be step daddy to her teenage kid?
and then her behaviour afterwards was just so bitter. Being cruel to amber and then claiming she’s heartbroken even though it was like 2 week fling
 
Yeah I think that was it cause joey and dan were mates and joey and diags warned chloe away from Dan cause of what he was like (which is weird thing to say about your mate to be honest. Who needs enemies with mates like that lmao)
I don’t know how she didn’t see it coming either. Everyone else saw it a mile off. He was never going to make it serious, what was he going to be step daddy to her teenage kid?
and then her behaviour afterwards was just so bitter. Being cruel to amber and then claiming she’s heartbroken even though it was like 2 week fling
I’m not a fan of Amber but I felt sorry for her with this. Chloe was vile to her and it was Chloe in the wrong, not Amber. I can’t believe how mad about him she was considering it has literally been a few weeks fling. She was embarrassing 🙈
 
I’m not a fan of Amber but I felt sorry for her with this. Chloe was vile to her and it was Chloe in the wrong, not Amber. I can’t believe how mad about him she was considering it has literally been a few weeks fling. She was embarrassing 🙈

Amber really didn’t do anything wrong, and amber was with dan first. It’s not her fault that he went back to her after he dumped chloe. she went on about it for 2 seasons as well! 2 seasons of being heartbroken over a guy who has the emotional range of a kitchen counter. I’m sorry I’ve encountered wet nappies with more personality
 
I’m watching the old Towie’s on BritBox (so much better than the new ones) at the start of season two Mick is flirting badly with Chloe Sims, Kirk gets jealous and dumps Lauren Pope 🤣 I do like Mick but he came across as a bad perv in the early days 🤣


Ah I loved Nanny Pat!
Nanny Pat was the only one worth watching. Grime Gran without the potty mouth!

Diags make me want to 🤮
 
Yeah I think that was it cause joey and dan were mates and joey and diags warned chloe away from Dan cause of what he was like (which is weird thing to say about your mate to be honest. Who needs enemies with mates like that lmao)
I don’t know how she didn’t see it coming either. Everyone else saw it a mile off. He was never going to make it serious, what was he going to be step daddy to her teenage kid?
and then her behaviour afterwards was just so bitter. Being cruel to amber and then claiming she’s heartbroken even though it was like 2 week fling
Chloe made a real ass of herself over the whole Dan thing, then claiming she was too mature to be bothered about it all 🤣 embarrassing.

I really liked Chloe before all that, it really changed my opinion of her so I hope it was scripted for the show. I saw some pictures of her in daily mail yesterday and was shocked at what she’s done to her face, I hope this trend of over inflating your lips and looking like a cat goes away soon! Everyone looks the same, I’m not against enhancing your features at all its more when it goes too far
 
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