The lodge guys #36 Carry on lying, your channel is dying

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GSquaredUWS said:
They seem to be referring to the Acela train as that would be $200 but the Acela is really for people with expense accounts. It’s “the fast train” but only by about 20 minutes. The regular regional train is very cheap. I paid $38 for my ticket. I also changed that same day to the earlier train and that only cost an extra $14 on the app. I was very impressed by the price and comfort of the seats.

Then that little hotel designed for solo business travellers with the toilet within arms reach of the bed. Never knew it was in Chinatown because the Hilton website didn’t say it. No! Next they’ll tell me Ryanair doesn’t mention that you’re landing a 2 hour bus ride away from “Rome” Didn’t know it was in a busy street. Huh? Prick had Google maps glued to his hand in NY. He didn’t think to do street view of the DC hotel?

A fire engine outside had Pouty the scardey cat curtain twitching and clutching his pearls.

They will spend 2 nights back in that room at 8pm breathing in the smell of shite and taking turns to move because there’s not enough room to swing a field mouse.

I paid £135 for a nice roomy hotel in DC during summer. They are in a micro room that seems to be $239 at the lowest rate on its website. Even if Prick got this through his MLM travel agency rate it was a terrible choice. At half price it’s still not a good option in DC.
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I Have never done this journey but everyone on here has come up with much better and cheaper ways of doing it. Just goes to show all their detailed planning over teacakes in coffee shops is hopeless. TRAVEL EXPERTS MY ARSE
 
The red eye situation is from all the treatments he keeps getting. The skin is thin and all the injections are thinning out the area even more. His skin in these latest vlogs is horrible. His botox is wearing off on his forehead and if he really wants to do something he needs his sun damage taken care of. Sadly, alchohol just makes it all worse.
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PJones said:
The train or bus would have made a good vlog and views but they would have messed it up
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Even the drive could have been better. So many things to see along the route they took. I guess they had to get to their prepaid hotel in DC so no time to stop ong the way.
The Chinatown area usually has less expensive hotels and offers easy metro to anywhere in the city. They should have skipped the Uber and taken the metro to the hotel. They are so scared of everything, even while locked up in their hotel. The best thing they could gave done was to take the night tour if the monuments, best money spent in DC.
 
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PurpleReign said:
So let me get this straight - advice from Prick, do your research and watch lost of videos, great idea and sound advice, here's me thinking he meant YouTube but no he then he says watch Ghostbusters and Home Alone to get a feel of the what you want to see - what!! two ancient films as research for New York , bloody nora get a life
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I’ve took his advice as I’m going to London soon.So to get a feel of what it’s like I’m watching Mary poppins later. That should see me right 😂😂😂
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GSquaredUWS said:
For a man who doesn't smoke with no job, no kids, money, all the time in the world to exercise and eat well he looks just like some poor wretch you'd see going from pub to bookies and back on a weekday. He looks like someone wrecked from hard living, surviving on booze and luncheon roll sandwiches. I know he probably drinks buckets but Pouty looks much older than his years too.


The latest vlog has such a click bait title, do i dare click and see how misleading it is :ROFLMAO:
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Imagine what they’d be like without the filters! 😳
 
PurpleReign said:
I agree, flying domestic in the US is one of the quickest and easiest things to do just like hopping on a bus - and can be cheap. Why do they always have to complicate things and do such convoluted journeys to save a dollar
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I’m not sure flying down to DC is worth it from Manhattan in terms of faffing and waiting around but trust these two anuses to find the absolute most fucked up way to get there.
 
Even in New York, they looked absolutely flat in the vlogs, except when with the Bazzas. IMHO, I think they did quite a few meet-ups behind the scenes, and only aired the bare minimum.
Case in point, travel day (😂), showed more footage of their feet than of the journey.
Just stop with the artsy fartsy scenes, you don't know how do it to enhance the footage - you are just making it more nauseating than it already is. You could have asked Chris for pointers, oh wait, no you can't 😂
 
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