The Ingham Family #341 In Dubai, really? You should’ve said

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Otterwise said:
The Inghams don't have original ideas. Everything they do is based on their consumption of Thicktok or Insta. It's like she took bits from different dishes to create her own cheese-covered, ceaser, bbq monstrosity.

What exactly was the point of smashing new potatoes into a cupcake tin only to plonk it on top of that dish and smother it with cheese?
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I'm still not over last nights culinary deshite, guys. I just can't. I also didn't understand the potato scenario. I think she wanted to incorporate the smashed roast potatoes I've seen over social media. Only fucked it up like everything else. Daft bint could even have smashed them properly, brushed them in melted butter, threw in the air fryer and served as a side. But no, it wouldn't be an Ingham special if Fat Saz didn't place them on top with her big sausage fingers to be served in a dish.
 
becca7721 said:
Best fans to use when about are hand held traditional ones, not battery operated.
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O/T but in the interests of public service and the comfort of my fellow Tattlers, I'm giving a shout out for the brilliant little USB rechargeable fan that John Lew1s sells for £12 (also in some Waitrose stores, I think). Can be handheld or standing, small enough to pop in a bag but also surprisingly powerful. Honestly, they're great!👍

I'll be packing mine in my Switzerland bag, just in case the cells get a bit stuffy. 🤪
 
mammaof3 said:
As they are both leaning on the balcony their dresses/skirts may be riding higher, Esme has her hand at the back, is she pulling her skirt/dress down?

It starts with the guy in the tee shirt, then a couple more men, then the tee shirt guy again then some more men.

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Sadly ,they are like twins ,both in looks and personality.I know she`s just a product of her upbringing ,but Esmememe hogs the camera as much as her unbearable mother.Oh and just an fyi Sarah ,Nobody cares about another boring birthday vlog ,so i`d just for once ,try living in the moment.Yw.
 
Imagine being in sight of and down wind of Fat Sazza when her dress blows up at the back 😱💩🤢🤢🤢🤢
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AlexandraLight said:
regarding tik tok meal: what’s wrong with cooking a piece of salmon with new potatoes and salad? Why is everything a ‘chuck it all in one pot’ mess topped with cheese
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Role playing. She's just a giant kid feeding her dollies. Only they happen to be real human beings. It's like she 👅 LLLLLLUVS playing teacher putting together learning resources for the chuldrun. But fails to educate them. Loves buying cuwte clothes for her babies, but fails to be a real mother and raise them. Just walks round with them strapped to her sweaty chest asleep as she does not know how to parent. She laughs hysterically at things which aren't even funny to an adult, but might be slightly amusing to a child. She's extremely immature
 
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I forgot to mention earlier. Fat Saz and Esme had dynamite shrimp at the restaurant. But haven't they've mentioned several times how they don't like prawns? I remember a few years ago when they were sat in the car sharing boxes of noodles. And when Fat Saz says what she got she mentions the other option was with prawns but nobody likes them. So certainly looks like they were gifted and given a variety of starters to show off the menu? Creepy got that big bucket of chicken, then a chicken burger. Really odd choices, especially when there's pizza on the menu. Brokies on the scrounge again
 
kazizzle said:
That cooking vid... just wow! I can't imagine it tasted good. I love caesar dressing but that was an insane amount she put in and then added bbq sauce? She is off her head. None of the "sauce" was absorbed by any of the food so it was just all swimming in it by the time it was cooked.
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Caeser dressing is mostly oil based,isn't it? I like it too but you put a tablespoon on your salad, she shook most of a bottle in that meal. Probably over 1500 calories in that dressing alone, more if she used an entire bottle, then the cheese "literully". It's darkly amusing seeing Sarah and Chris pile on the pounds and being insecure with it while pretending to be the perfect social media couple, but not fair on the kids at all. Just make a bloody stir fry.

Bog standard supermarket caesar dressing: 62% rapeseed oil, 602 cals per 100ml.
 
Impleo said:
Caeser dressing is mostly oil based,isn't it? I like it too but you put a tablespoon on your salad, she shook most of a bottle in that meal. Probably over 1500 calories in that dressing alone, more if she used an entire bottle, then the cheese "literully". It's darkly amusing seeing Sarah and Chris pile on the pounds and being insecure with it while pretending to be the perfect social media couple, but not fair on the kids at all. Just make a bloody stir fry.

Bog standard supermarket caesar dressing: 62% rapeseed oil, 602 cals per 100ml.
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I bet they wouldn't have used it at all if they knew it contained anchovies!
 
Just leaving these here for Fat Saz to show there are other ways of cooking and presenting food. All they seem to know is a pizza, burger, or chicken nuggets and chips eaten out of fast food packaging. Or Sarahs Slop. Apart from on Christmas day when Jane cooks them a roast. Although I think the penny has just dropped. One pan/dish less washing up for the Lazy one. Also quite suprised their 'very good friends' didn't join them for the birthday meal. They don't seem to be spending much time at all with them since moving into the council house rental

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All of those ingredients would make a decent meal, and she still manages to make it cheesy slop that looks like dog sick.

I reckon all their home cooking like that because they don’t have the intellect or skill to use cutlery, so their meals need to be spoon friendly to avoid injury?
 
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