The Ingham Family #341 In Dubai, really? You should’ve said

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Either Chrish is wearing a syrup or Triple Chingham has attacked him with the pizza cutters
How can that back hairline be sloped upwards from left to right in such a straight line.
Answers on postcards please
 

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It would cost her a hella lot less if she just cooked the chicken, potatoes and added a veg
Complaining about prices but buys the most bizarre things to add to her “recipes”
Bet all the kids would actually just love a plain roast chicken dinner , lots of fresh or frozen veg , potatoes boiled or roast and a bit of gravy not swimming in the stuff , some fresh fruit and a yogurt for dessert , big glasses of cold water with ice cubes slice of lemon , done !!

Mash a bit for the baby , she would woolf it down . Freeze some for easy baby meals

Sarahs healthy meal planning that actually was healthy would get lots of views !
 
Isla does it as well she was actually dancing in the supermarket just such bizarre behaviour and all this kissing the air and mirrors it makes me sick 🤢
It goes back to what the other poster wrote that lazy is role playing and lazy parenting.
I’ve never seen them teach their kids proper manners and I don’t mean to say please I mean proper manners like how to behave in public the kids run rampant touching everything and they stand on seats that another customer will sit on in nice clothes.
Don’t get me wrong kids have a right to play in the right environment like a park or play area but Jace doesn’t listen to a word they say and spinning under the water like that for over an hour is weird.
 
Tiktok cooking.

So many questions.
Does she not own a wooden spoon/spatula?
So much garlic!
So much salt - low sodium stock cube but then she piles it on later.
Is she in her PJ's?
Lazy mare can't even chop an onion or garlic!
Buying prechopped onion or garlic (unless it's frozen) is a waste of money, as you don't know when it was chopped - and it probably honks to high heaven (boring science bit - when you chop onions you release enzymes which, after time, react with the amino acids in the onion, creating that horrible 'old onion' smell. It doesn't taste good either.)

Interestingly, this is how I imagine Chrish smells.
Old onion, moob sweat, and unwashed hair.
 
Sarah probably hunches over because she’s got back pain, and she isn’t dealing with it properly.

Also- I cannot believe they don’t own any water shoes for the pool or the beach or the water park. Even the sand at the beach has to burn.

Poor Aurora. She doesn’t even get the benefit of being cooled off with water. Sarah is always putting her in an infant seat or keeping her in her arms. It has to be awful for her. Pediatricians would be aghast to see it!

How dumb are they?

Do they not realize there is a dress code across Dubai? Why would they let Esme were tiny shorts and strapless shirts? Duh? Sarah too- her arms flopping around. Ugh!
Shein sells aqua shoes or knock off crocs, surprised Lazy isn't buying them from there
 
Were they gifted tickets to the water park? Cheapest ones for all of them is nearly £700!! Can’t imagine creepy putting his hand in his pocket and paying that much for a day out
Virgin Mobile gives you the Entertainer app for free in the UAE so probably half price & kids for free with it. Also banks give similar deals.
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Shein sells aqua shoes or knock off crocs, surprised Lazy isn't buying them from there
Dragon Mart will be cheaper.
 
Izzy said she got in at 3am playing golf which was booked for a hour .
I have questions If she’s class as a child in Dubai why was she out so late? But what was the big deal as she’s an adult in the UK
Who did she go out with?
Who plays golf in the middle of the night?
And where else had she been too as Sarah told everyone instead of letting Izzy tell everyone
Why did she have to text Chris to get in the house I understand she has no key to let herself in at 19yo I had my own key from 13 but she said Chris had been woke up if he sits up until 4am ? Doing the edit for the vlog
Why was Sarah buying bottled water for when they have a giant water dispenser in the living room?
Who the hell watches Home Alone in the middle of summer
 
Those hideous glasses she looks like an Owl
Isabelle used to be so pretty
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Izzy said she got in at 3am playing golf which was booked for a hour .
I have questions If she’s class as a child in Dubai why was she out so late? But what was the big deal as she’s an adult in the UK
Who did she go out with?
Who plays golf in the middle of the night?
And where else had she been too as Sarah told everyone instead of letting Izzy tell everyone
Why did she have to text Chris to get in the house I understand she has no key to let herself in at 19yo I had my own key from 13 but she said Chris had been woke up if he sits up until 4am ? Doing the edit for the vlog
Why was Sarah buying bottled water for when they have a giant water dispenser in the living room?
Who the hell watches Home Alone in the middle of summer
probably Raj
 
Izzy said she got in at 3am playing golf which was booked for a hour .
I have questions If she’s class as a child in Dubai why was she out so late? But what was the big deal as she’s an adult in the UK
Who did she go out with?
Who plays golf in the middle of the night?
And where else had she been too as Sarah told everyone instead of letting Izzy tell everyone
Why did she have to text Chris to get in the house I understand she has no key to let herself in at 19yo I had my own key from 13 but she said Chris had been woke up if he sits up until 4am ? Doing the edit for the vlog
Why was Sarah buying bottled water for when they have a giant water dispenser in the living room?
Who the hell watches Home Alone in the middle of summer
when I was younger and we did not have enough keys for everyone we had a place outside we hung a key so we could get inside without waking up the rest of the household.
Even now I have a place I have put a spare key if I at one point loose my key so I don't need to get a locksmith to come over.
 
The year is 2044, the time is 3:22am. Chris is up late, dying his eyebrows. He hears a noise from the front door of the two bedroom flat they've all been squatting in for the last fifteen years (minus Aurora and Mila, who took off as soon as they hit 18 and never looked back). Upon investigation he discovers Isabelle, almost 39, sneaking in after a night out on the town. Reeking of noodles and haribo, she stumbles into the kitchen and pulls out a bottle of Caesar dressing from the fridge, chugging it empty. Mumbling something about all of the things she'll manage to accomplish before she hits 40, she opens the broom cupboard and slides in to get a few hours of sleep before she starts her psychology studies. Chris throws a gang sign and goes back to his eyebrows. Somewhere in the flat, Jace knocks Sarah's block off.

End scene.
 
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