The Ingham Family #296 Creepy has 2020 vision!

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thegreencow said:
LEAVING THE CAMPSITE AT NIGHT ON THEIR OWN.. ISABELLE & ESMÉ BUSTED! PLUS FULL 4 STAR CAMPSITE TOUR!

Cycling time lapse. Shots of average looking food. Creepstopher finds it weird that all the times he went to this shop he never once went into it as Lazy would do the shopping. She was a pro.

Creepstopher is buzzing to have managed to get he last of the paprika and garlic potatoes and “baaaag-eeeeehttes”. Esme and Isla have accompanied him to the Spar. E-biking.

Back at the van, Isabelle is about to do the grand unveiling of the potatoes. She’s so excited. Cackling. Jace has an Alice band on. Jace thinks the hermit crabs on his t-shirt are snails. Creepstopher thinks they are too because he says “cleeeeever booooy”. Potato eating. Jace doesn’t like potatoes unless they’re chips.

The people who were on the Inghams’ old pitch left today so Creepstopher shows us the gravel they were parked on. He’s brought Isla, Jace and Mila with him. They’ve come for a reminisce. Jace was like 18 months old and Mila didn’t even exist in 2020 so I’m not sure how they'll reminisce when they’re unlikely to even remember the trip. It’s their last full day and they’re off to pastures new tomorrow. Creepstopher yaps on and on. Instant insomnia cure. We'll think they’re complete and utter losers. The period in their lives was profound. The best but also scary times and it meant a lot.

Pool. Perfect way to start the day and it’s quiet. It doesn’t look like the ‘start of the day’. Start of the afternoon maybe... Mila has thrived in the water. Jace wants to go to the other pool. He’s learnt to snorkel and have water on his face. Screeching as he demonstrates by going under the waterfall. Creepstopher says he’s a boss. More Jace. Lazy and her chins.

Walking to the shop. Creepstopher tells us the shop has so much cool stuff like apple juice, fruit, sweets, ice cream, refrigerated drinks, alcoholic drinks, biscuits, home comforts like cooking stuff, fresh milk, chocolate milk, coffee, cereal, wine to drink before rants, cleaning products, jam, camping equipment, chairs, TurisCampo merch and pet food. So just the average corner shop that Joe Bloggs probably owns near Rosabelle Manor then. Creepstopher shows the drinks they bought and 7.50€ bill. He gives Isabelle her chocolate milk and rudely says “you’re welcome” before she’s had a chance to thank him.

Mila falls asleep and misses out on the ice creams. I swear they do that deliberately. Pool. Lazy rocks her cheese slop tummy.

Creepstopher gives us a campsite tour. It’s one of the only ones in the Algarve where you can reserve your pitch. New reception building. Hairy arm. Restaurant. Pool. Playground. Family of ducks that live in the pool. Washing facilities and toilets Caravan pitches. Pretty campsite with trees. More toilets. Holiday lodges. They’re located right at the back of the site. He doesn’t bother to block out other number plates but does with his own. Stoooooooooonin views of the really pretty place out the back. Basically just a mesh fence, road and barren land. Nothing special; could be the Yorkshire Moors.

The Inghams had a shower after the pool and returned to the van to chill. Lazy played with Jace and Mila. Creepstopher did his site tour. They cleaned the sandy beach bags. Now they’re off to Praia da “Loz”. There’s a track out the back of the campsite and Lazy wonders what it is. Creepstopher says it’s a housing estate being built. There’s kids on rally motorbikes and quad bikes and they’ve been out there for half an hour. It’s so loud. They’re ready to leave now but haven’t done all the coves and beaches as the water is like pure winter lake temperatures. They’re moving on tomorrow and Creepstopher is sad.

E-bike time lapse into “Loz”. Footage mainly focussed on Isabelle. Creepstopher tries his best to stay very close to her. Arrival in “Loz”.

Mila giggles. They’re back at the Indian restaurant they ate at in 2020 to relive memories. Such good memories that she can’t remember that they went there for Isabelle’s birthday. They're at Saffron in “Loz”. Everyone always tells Lazy to choose what she fancies but this time she told them to choose what they fancied. I’m surprised Creepstopher didn’t get confuse and choose a teenage girl he fancied to take to the local Ibis-esque hotel. Lazy wanted Mexican but pretends to be happy with and Indian. She forces a smile. Esme is waiting to tuck into the food.

Shots of food. Isabelle and Esme show each other the popadoms they’ve chosen. There only three things Lazy has ordered at Indian restaurants; chicken korma, chicken pasanda and butter chicken. She felt brave tonight so ordered tandoori grill. She thought tandoori meant spice but it doesn’t. Shots of food including chips. I’m pretty sure potato hater Jace has some on his plate.

Journey back to the van. Lazy says the older three girls have gone for a scooter ride around the campsite. Tonight was bloomin’ lovely. They didn’t film it because it wasn’t appropriate, although it was hilarious; the guy who owns Saffron walked in and went over to the Ingham table. Creepstopher didn’t recognise him at first but did when the guy said “nice to see you back”. The man gave him a handshake and hug before reciting all the conversations they had in 2020. He asked if they were still doing YouTube and saw they now have Mila with another on the way. The man now owns another restaurant in Lagos and uses his mum’s recipes. He offered the Inghams a free bottle of port but they declined as they don’t drink port. He blew Creepstopher away by remembering such specific details. Shrieking as Jace and Mila start arguing. Mila is the one to be told off. Lazy tells Creepstopher she wants her mouse baby back.

Creepstopher wants to do one more night at the campsite. He’s thought of a plan where he’ll film the van tour there. Isabelle ordered £25 of swimming costumes before they came away, and Esme ordered a dress, but they haven’t arrived on time. They’ve redirected the delivery to TurisCampo. It's been delayed until the day after tomorrow. If they leave tomorrow it’ll be a waste of money. They’ll be home in a week. Isabelle has ordered an extended belly bar as the one she has in is too small so is irritating her. Creepstopher is buzzing because they’re staying. Lazy screeches that she hasn’t agreed. The campsite could decline the package. Creepstopher explains that one it clears customs it should arrive within 48 hours so could be tomorrow. Lazy asks the ifam if they should stay an extra day. Jace screeches “stay” over and over. Isabelle wants to stay for the memories as she feels homely there.

Creepstopher says that the girls went out of the campsite on the scooters. Esme starts screeching at him. Lazy pretends to be shocked. The girls were crying so went to Luz to say goodbye. Lazy says it’s very very naughty. Isabelle says she’s an adult. They didn’t go on the road or a main road. Creepstopher and Isla were looking everywhere for them. Lazy told us earlier Isla went with them so which is it? Van tour tomorrow.

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Those bloody sausage fingers.
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OliviaPope said:
They didn’t hire a car, it was a curtesy car from the breakdown cover when the 2nd car broke down on them in Portugal.

They weren’t at the camp site for the whole 2 months like they claim they went off to Porto and got the breakdown cover to pay for a hotel for them because they couldn’t take the caravan. Nearer the end of the stay Nanna and Katrina’s daughter went out to stay in a cabin onsite at the park.

They taxi they have at home is the same as the curtesy car they got that’s the reason why they went for it.

The hair band looks ridiculous, hiding the damage isn’t going to fix his hair.
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Agree creeps said they were at the camp site 2 and half months, what a load of bul
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Mostyn said:
The curtains and furnishings are like the food they eat bland
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They don’t even match with the rest of the decor or in the room.
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LuBiLu said:
Size of those hands. That is not normal!

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Never have been, she must have some kind of disorder.
 
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Quackquack23 said:
Those bloody sausage fingers.
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Agree creeps said they were at the camp site 2 and half months, what a load of bul

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They don’t even match with the rest of the decor or in the room.
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Never have been, she must have some kind of disorder.
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That's oedema & if it's accompanied by high blood pressure & obesity it's very dangerous in late stage pregnancy. Esp in geriatric mothers which s how she's classified. Everyone past 36 is officially a geriatric mother.

Has she changed her diet suddenly? Cut out salt & sugar? Is she having bed rest? Taking any new meds? I mean are there any signs she's been brought to her senses?
I've not watched the vlogs at all for months so I don't know but from the photos and the things you've all been saying about the hospital visit looking like it hadn't been wildly reassuring, allied with that degree of swelling, all is not OK.

I hope they're not stupid enough to be risking everything just to avoid admitting that this last pointless wander round sunny Europe with her in the state she's in wasn't a massive duck up - but I know they really are.
 
slmapg said:
Why would you sponge aspirin off the nhs when it’s cheap enough to buy?
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Our trust refuses to prescribe anything that can be purchased over the counter. Even if on benefits you’re expected to pay - I’ve a common infection and can only have tablet form of treatment - almost £20 over the counter and must pay and can’t afford to. Causes a lot of difficulty if admitted to hospital because things purchased over counter aren’t on medical records so not given.

We only have her word for it that it’s for aspirin.
 
becca7721 said:
Our trust refuses to prescribe anything that can be purchased over the counter. Even if on benefits you’re expected to pay - I’ve a common infection and can only have tablet form of treatment - almost £20 over the counter and must pay and can’t afford to. Causes a lot of difficulty if admitted to hospital because things purchased over counter aren’t on medical records so not given.

We only have her word for it that it’s for aspirin.
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Yeah ours is the same. Even if it is aspirin I don’t think she’ll take it anyway 🙄
 
slmapg said:
Why would you sponge aspirin off the nhs when it’s cheap enough to buy?
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In my job I see a lot of pregnant women and non pregnant adults prescribed Aspirin, because it is based on the dosage they need.

She mentioned Aspirin a few times recently. I think she also said it during the van tour when showing where they keep medications.

We won't know 100% what she's been given though.

Creepy also looked out of sorts and saying he was panicking about measurements and something about why did they take her BP again?

Clearly something unnerved them. But they wouldn't want to prove the trolls right 🙄 so as usual everything is perfect.
 
Claude said:
So big lazy has been “nesting” and put all the new baby clothes away. They’ve all still got their tags on and haven’t been washed 🤦🏼‍♀️. How many of those outfits are going to be returned?
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All of the ones meant for female will be returned 🤣
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Ziggzaggz said:
I am going to miss the blanket that has been covering the window since they moved in , RIP Blankie :(

(Wonder if it will be going on the tat and me store)
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Impossible, I'm wearing it for my Halloween costume
 
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Big frank said:
I had a particularly small baby, despite being overdue she was 5lb 8oz... how lazy can hint at her baby being small at 3lb at 30 weeks is beyond me. A friend of mind had her baby at 28 weeks and she was 1lb something. The woman is bleeping delusional.
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Jace was over 8lbs when he was born and yet apparently one of the tiniest babies the nurses had ever seen? She’s bizarre.
 
I got one cannot wait for the tit show that is Izzys 18th…
Watermelon cake?
Car to bring in the views that she can’t actually drive and will sit in the collection on the drive way?
Forest holiday cabin because lazy can’t bare going back in the van so soon?
No party… because of course that’s what Izzy’s requested not because she has no one to invite apart from ex ifam Lottie?
A load of books, shein pjs and inappropriate outfits she can only wear at campsites?
Fake nights out with imaginary friends and boyfriends?
 
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TRANSFORMING OUR MASTER BEDROOM! 😱🥰
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