The Ingham Family #276 Will Creepy's Arctic borefest finally Finnish their channel off?

[Username1]

Fine I'll turn up in a size 14 dirty, brown coat and worn out brown knee high boots

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

You stole my idea!
This can mean only one thing.
A SKATE-OFF.
First G to reach the dizzying height of 6 inches off the floor wins.
Scared yet? I have to warn you that such is my skating prowess that the neighbours always come and stand on their doorsteps to watch me...yes, I'm that awesome.

Beat this my friend, nah you can't cos I am the OG foo!

 

[Iddiebiddie]

I’ll be there with my pop up studio, giving out free SARAH INGHAM FOREVER tattoos to anyone who wants one. Please note, they have to take up your entire forearm in tacky font, but it’s okay because we’re bustin it like G’s!

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

Can we please have fit Brother Dave to play guitar and sing to us , he deserves one last gig after Chris ruined his career !

As long as he is billed beneath imaginary alt-punk legends, The Adventure, or we’ll be right back where we started.

Actually, I don’t think Dave wants to come.

I’m tempted to get some hair-in-a-can and a purple jumper and come as Steve, just so everyone can shout ‘Hi, Steve!’ when I arrive. I’ll bring the cream.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

As long as he is billed beneath imaginary alt-punk legends, The Adventure, or we’ll be right back where we started.

Actually, I don’t think Dave wants to come.

I’m tempted to get some hair-in-a-can and a purple jumper and come as Steve, just so everyone can shout ‘Hi, Steve!’ when I arrive. I’ll bring the cream.

Being cream pie'd by Hi Steve! is an image I shall take to my grave
Someone has to come as Zelda to hand out the tuna sandwiches and be ready to give bitty to all and sundry?

 

[mags]

That's my fancy dress sorted. I'll be coming as the Mingham's favourite accessory - the magic airbrush. (See what I did there?!)

 

[spookycat]

I’ll come as the bissell

(love you too creepy )

 

[Iddiebiddie]

I’ve emailed some B&Ms to see if we can hire it out as our venue. And when I say hire I mean I’ve told them how many threads and members we have, to see if we can get it free because we’re FAYMOUS

 

[Big frank]

Could we invite Top G Andrew Tate to give a tribute speech about haters please?

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

Being cream pie'd by Hi Steve! is an image I shall take to my grave

I have alternatives - his ultra-rare ‘least popular gnome in Toytown’ outfit, only worn once. Apologies for another Macy picture, but it’s the only one I could find.

 

[mags]

I’ve emailed some B&Ms to see if we can hire it out as our venue. And when I say hire I mean I’ve told them how many threads and members we have, to see if we can get it free because we’re FAYMOUS

An adult roller disco in B&Ms sounds like carnage. It's a good job that their biscuits are already broken!

I'm not an accomplished rolly booter like you Pro Bladder gang members though. I can see myself getting seriously out of control when Roxette comes over the tannoy, as the urge to 'rock out' overtakes me and I end up spinning into a giant pyramid display of Bombay Bad Boy pot noodles.

 

[Maria1]

Could we invite Top G Andrew Tate to give a tribute speech about haters please?

Us ladies will be in such a quandary.
Which alpha male do we fling ourselves at?
Balding weasel-faced Tate?
Ginger, balding Chris?

Don't make us choose!!!!!!!

P.S. Gentlemen, bald, balding men are sexy, take our word on this, its when it's combined with being a wanker that women don't like it.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

And at the end of the night we can all crash in my van

 

[Impleo]

I’ll come as the bissell

(love you too creepy ❤❤)

He's never happier than when he's busting out some moves with you He's so perky!

 

[Abbvay]

Does anyone have an office for this epic pow wow party? But we can only use it late at night when everyone else has left so we don't actually have to socialise with the others in the office building, they are not worthy of such a party.

 

[slmapg]

I’m happy to perform prinnywoo for you all.

 

[Ruth1983]

SHALL WE BEING OUR OWN TOWELS?! Xx

 

[Pastel]

I’m happy to perform prinnywoo for you all.

Ok I’ll provide the meters of blue ribbon for you to stand behind because Lord knows sh*t will get real at this point!

 

[Rosie Tatler]

B n M will be fab we can get in the display inflatable hot tub !

See Inghams you don't even need to produce a vlog for us tattlers to have fun talking about you ! Nobody including the deranged Ifam have missed you !

 

[Abbvay]

B n M will be fab we can get in the display inflatable hot tub !

See Inghams you don't even need to produce a vlog for us tattlers to have fun talking about you ! Nobody including the deranged Ifam have missed you !

Hot tub changes everything! There will be no need to shower for a month before if I'll be able to take a free bath and rinse my bits out.