Ok I’ll provide the meters of blue ribbon for you to stand behind because Lord knows sh*t will get real at this point!
Just a few notes from my party planning list so we can tick things off as needed:
- at least one wanket has to be worn… find volunteer
- B&M venue must have appropriate bush nearby for rant video (a bush at the bottom of a hill that we can slide down, reminiscent of Zoella, will be added bonus)
- Cooking pots must be available to offer foot spa for those who overdid dance moves during Roxette numbers
- Strictly vegetarian food caterers who also serve meat
- Forwards/Backwards Wheelchair access a must
tbc…
This is very important because they will be used to separate people into groups depending if they went to secondary school or high school.I like this, also please please please bring your GCSE (or equivalent) certificates
He's never happier than when he's busting out some moves with you He's so perky!
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Yep, this is what you get when you don’t appreciate his banging vlogsWell this is my take for what it’s worth.
Everyone knows what it’s like when you return home there is a load of washing and the van (his true love ) must be full of crap everywhere and then there is the mail because I doubt they would trust Katrina with ALL their personal businesses especially if some is the real slim shady.
The kids didn’t look too healthy in the vlogs with windburn and weeks of food and also being kept sitting for hours. They said Mila was starting the terrible twos wake up twats the child is sick of sitting in that damn van for hours on end what toddler do you know that would do that ? Toddlers need to be constantly on the go I think Mila has been absolutely amazing .
Reality has hit home imho and it’s not looking good and instead of looking inward the ifam are to blame for their crappy van flop because it’s never their fault is it so the ifam need to be ghosted jeez their narcissistic behaviour is really showing now.
I will bring the free box of sweetsI'll bring a slow cooker and serve everyone cheese pasta slop, with a can of full fat coke on the side.