The Ingham Family #276 Will Creepy's Arctic borefest finally Finnish their channel off?

[Flowerstar68]

do you need a side of Norwegian Svenske Kjøttbullar with that dish?

Only if its grec.

 

[HelloCreepy]

I enjoyed the moment Isabelle tried to calm the situation by saying ‘we can share’ at the exact moment Sarah bellowed out ‘NO. IT’S MINE!!’
Lovely, inspirational mother right there.

Yeah. Child is more mature than her mother.

 

[tatty_boggle]

I’m coming as a therapist - for the Minghams kids who will need intensive therapy when they’re older
And for my fellow Tattler’s, who have been traumatised over the years, bearing witness to the Mingham

 

[Impleo]

Only if its grec.

I love the 'taking the piss out the non-agricultured Ingham days' we have on here

Grec is a banger

 

[Otterwise]

Seeing as you may have to start seeking employment soon, thought this is right up your alley Chris.

 

[Abbvay]

If we're opening it up to Sarah costumes too, then I'm going to go for the too small cycling shorts that I will keep digging out of my arse.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

You would think to avoid detection they would have had Sarah and the kids go on the ferry as foot passengers or flown home leaving Chris to hardcore drive home on his own !

 

[HelloCreepy]

Since it seems like no one wants to do it, I’ll volunteer and wear the blue swim shirt. Long sleeves of course, even if we do end up in a sauna. I’ll get my arts and crafts on and work up a wet/sweaty/greasy three strand fringe over a bald cap.
Count me in guys!

 

[Big frank]

I'll cover myself in cornflakes and go round kissing everyone.

 

[mags]

I'll bring a slow cooker and serve everyone cheese pasta slop, with a can of full fat coke on the side.

I'm expecting proper food warmers on a hostess trolley, 'Abigail's Party' style. You simply won't be doing Lazy any justice if you're not the hostess with the mostess!

I'll be serving authentic Scandi hot chocolate from the party punch dispenser.

I'll also bring a tray of carrot batons, in case anyone is on a diet, and a family bag of mint imperials in case anyone has rotten teeth. If there's any carrots or mints left over I'll feed them to my imaginary pony.

 

[HelloCreepy]

Damn this party sounds too good. If we all lived closer I’d actually organize it lol

 

[RealWelshWitch]

I'll cover myself in cornflakes and go round kissing everyone.

That's brilliant!
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I'm expecting proper food warmers on a hostess trolley, 'Abigail's Party' style. You simply won't be doing Lazy any justice if you're not the hostess with the mostess!

I'll be serving authentic Scandi hot chocolate from the party punch dispenser.

I'll also bring a tray of carrot batons, in case anyone is on a diet, and a family bag of mint imperials in case anyone has rotten teeth. If there's any carrots or mints left over I'll feed them to my imaginary pony.

Or you could feed them to the sheeps.

 

[Kikini Bamalam]

I will be going as Chris Delonge, pro blader. I shall rock up to the party in my beanie, with hoodie over the top (which accentuates my moobs perfectly) I shall plonk my rail that is 4" above the ground in the middle of the dance floor and I will then treat you all to my trick.
I have no doubt that all you of wimmin on here will be throwing yourselves at me (and a few of the men too, as I, Chris Delonge, am irresistible to all genders) but I will only be pairing up with whoever is youngest, who I will then take to the nearest council pool for some skinny dipping with some shoplifting to follow

 

[Meisify2]

I will go as a burger chanting “if I want a burger for me tea, I’ll have a burger for me tea”

 

[mags]

I've changed my mind. The hot chocolate will now be served up from a sauna bucket, with the wooden ladle.

 

[Rosie Tatler]

Can we please have fit Brother Dave to play guitar and sing to us , he deserves one last gig after Chris ruined his career !

 

[Abbykebabby]

I will be going as Chris Delonge, pro blader. I shall rock up to the party in my beanie, with hoodie over the top (which accentuates my moobs perfectly) I shall plonk my rail that is 4" above the ground in the middle of the dance floor and I will then treat you all to my trick.
I have no doubt that all you of wimmin on here will be throwing yourselves at me (and a few of the men too, as I, Chris Delonge, am irresistible to all genders) but I will only be pairing up with whoever is youngest, who I will then take to the nearest council pool for some skinny dipping with some shoplifting to follow

Like what you did there kikini - ‘4” rail’ - that is typical Delong bragging - we all know it’s only 2 inches!

Oh and dont forget to ware your ‘Rosemary Beads’.

 

[Maria1]

I will be going as Chris Delonge, pro blader. I shall rock up to the party in my beanie, with hoodie over the top (which accentuates my moobs perfectly) I shall plonk my rail that is 4" above the ground in the middle of the dance floor and I will then treat you all to my trick.
I have no doubt that all you of wimmin on here will be throwing yourselves at me (and a few of the men too, as I, Chris Delonge, am irresistible to all genders) but I will only be pairing up with whoever is youngest, who I will then take to the nearest council pool for some skinny dipping with some shoplifting to follow

You stole my idea!
This can mean only one thing.
A SKATE-OFF.
First G to reach the dizzying height of 6 inches off the floor wins.
Scared yet? I have to warn you that such is my skating prowess that the neighbours always come and stand on their doorsteps to watch me...yes, I'm that awesome.

 

[mags]

You stole my idea!
This can mean only one thing.
A SKATE-OFF.

I'll bring the bunting and hang it from the Disneyesque lamp posts.

 

[Impleo]

I'll bring the bunting and hang it from the Disneyesque lamp posts.

Everyone has to cry when they enter the venue like Chris used to do when he arrived at the Magic Kingdom (when he was able to get into the US without being questioned on arrival)