The Food Medic / DB #4 Hazel’s swapped brain cells for sells, sells, sells and clever degrees for dumb DB

1
‘Ask to share’
Just wait your turn Hazel like a normal person.
---
Pippa2 said:
Have you seen her in the Lululemon advert?
She has very bad posture, her shoulders are very rounded.
Click to expand...
Ugh I’ve just watched it! Clocked that she referenced lululemon’s role in the whole egg freezing scenario where she was conveniently in matchy matchy lululemon outfits…the whole egg freezing was one long calculated ad!!
 

Attachments

  • IMG_7956.jpeg
    IMG_7956.jpeg
    56.3 KB · Views: 80
Polkadotshorts said:
‘Ask to share’
Just wait your turn Hazel like a normal person.
---

Ugh I’ve just watched it! Clocked that she referenced lululemon’s role in the whole egg freezing scenario where she was conveniently in matchy matchy lululemon outfits…the whole egg freezing was one long calculated ad!!
Click to expand...
lol if someone asked to share a dumbbell at the gym I would probably tell them where to go 😂 (but actually I would mumble um no and then avoid eye contact for the rest of the time at the gym)
 
Imah said:
I find the whole not wanting to share HER kitchen a bit jarring.

Im pretty sure it’s all David’s flat she moved in to that he owns? Unless she bought a part of it, seems a bit tasteless her saying she’s ashamed of the flat she’s probably living in rent free
Click to expand...
Going on about how she doesn’t have an aesthetic kitchen ffs. ott pink smeg fridge, wooden work surfaces. The crack/peeling paint and crappy boiler have never EVER been shown before. How ’relatable’ (rolls eyes). :rolleyes:
 
the whole kitchen thing is nonsense.

I do sometimes think though that her living situation just shows how expensive London is …. they are apparently high earners, but in a ? 1/2 bedroom flat with no garden….its not very aspirational…. when she goes away for an air bnb weekend, it seems a real novelty to have have a bit of green space. Wouldn’t be my cup of tea
 
kanine said:
the whole kitchen thing is nonsense.

I do sometimes think though that her living situation just shows how expensive London is …. they are apparently high earners, but in a ? 1/2 bedroom flat with no garden….its not very aspirational…. when she goes away for an air bnb weekend, it seems a real novelty to have have a bit of green space. Wouldn’t be my cup of tea
Click to expand...

It looks like an ex council 2 bed I think -but it’s in Clapham/balham so will have probably cost around the 400k mark. That’s London reality unfortunately, again if it was him as the soleowner too it would be on his salary and even as a high earner in LDN that’s not going to get you certain much on a single income. I wonder if they will eventually invest in somewhere together but for now I’m assuming it his bachelor pad she has moved into so no idea why she is complaining tbh. I’d be annoyed if I was him.
 
I’m not sure it’s photoshopped…it looks more like she’s contorted herself into this position to make herself look thinner and more muscular. Her hips look pushed right back to make them smaller, and she’s probably spent a while twisting that front leg to see the way that the muscles “pop” the most. Couple that weird pose with a stretched image and bosh…
 
Polkadotshorts said:
I’m not sure it’s photoshopped…it looks more like she’s contorted herself into this position to make herself look thinner and more muscular. Her hips look pushed right back to make them smaller, and she’s probably spent a while twisting that front leg to see the way that the muscles “pop” the most. Couple that weird pose with a stretched image and bosh…
Click to expand...
Not to mention the thigh gap
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top