The Food Medic / DB #4 Hazel’s swapped brain cells for sells, sells, sells and clever degrees for dumb DB

[thatinstalife22]

I’d be very surprised if she’s pregnant. Not in The life stage planning Guide to perfect relationships (although obviously unplanned things happen!).

I just saw that Twatwhistle is doing an MBA next year honestly how?!!! His business is shite PT sessions and running clubs!!! I guess if you chuck £60k at Imperial College then they’ll accept ya.

Stop it?! Is it April fools day! He’s thick as two short planks!!

 

[Moniker]

I just saw that Twatwhistle is doing an MBA next year

Most Banal hole.
An MBA? He can't even spell.

 

[mammer8]

I just saw that Twatwhistle is doing an MBA next year honestly how?!!! His business is shite PT sessions and running clubs!!! I guess if you chuck £60k at Imperial College then they’ll accept ya.

Where did you see that?

 

[Farmer Sam]

Where did you see that?

On his thick as shite Insta

he doesn’t even know where he’s going to study. Imperial College London I assume, not Imperial University….

 

[Moniker]

On his thick as shite Insta

he doesn’t even know where he’s going to study. Imperial College London I assume, not Imperial University….

Holy duck. He can't even get the name of the MBA provider correct.

Maybe he's not stupid as we think and he's planning to be a terminal student on Hazel's dime.

 

[smartalec]

Post graduate education in the UK is all about being able to pay the big fees, particularly MBAs. £60k is the weekend one.

 

[mammer8]

Hang on..

I reckon Hazel completed the application for him

 

[Imah]

Is runna trying to some weird click bait marketing?

Suddenly loads of their influencers aren’t completing their races zanna didn’t hit her speed goal first time, Jenny fit got injured then there was the whole Matt choi debacle. Terrible marketing from them

 

[QuiteTheChin]

So embarrassing the way she runs along filming herself with that stupid stick

 

[Farmer Sam]

So embarrassing the way she runs along filming herself with that stupid stick

I reckon she’d have equalled Paula Radcliffe had she actually run without filming herself. Pathetic.

 

[trishirish]

Hair journey, running journey, not getting her PB journey next. It’s a hard life Hazel hun innit!

 

[Moniker]

Hair journey, running journey, not getting her PB journey next. It’s a hard life Hazel hun innit!

Don't forget wedding dress journey, period journey, book journey, bagels and jam journey, selfie stick journey, fuckwit fiancé journey

 

[Farmer Sam]

I saw Twatwhistle on someone’s podcast being described as a TV personality?!!! Like wtaf?! When has he ever been on the telly?!!

 

[Moniker]

Is Hazel related to Gregg Wallace? She might be able to expand her USP into baked goods for middle-class women of a certain age...
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[Rnttfl]

I saw Twatwhistle on someone’s podcast being described as a TV personality?!!! Like wtaf?! When has he ever been on the telly?!!

He was on Too Hot To Handle

 

[Walkthehemline]

He was on Too Hot To Handle

AND The Love Trap on Channel 4. Ick

 

[Farmer Sam]

Can’t these two narcissistic Twunks ever do anything without filming it for the Gram??! Birthday cake? Yep film it! Hug?! film it! Running along? Film it! Amazed I’ve not seen him taking a dump every morning and HazelNut unwrapping her tampax.

 

[Moniker]

Amazed I’ve not seen him taking a dump every morning and HazelNut unwrapping her tampax.

Sshhh, don't be giving them ideas...

 

[Polkadotshorts]

I couldn’t get over her tummy area in this photo! Jeans hanging off her and she has such visible abs now. I may be misremembering this, but isn’t the body fat percentage for a female to have visible lower abs meant to be crazy low, and very hard to maintain in a healthy diet?

 

[SnoopyLA]

DB is now boyfriend of the year for supporting her at Valencia. Does he think we forget NYC where he didn’t go, didn’t even mention it or congratulate her publicly? I think he’s figured it’s better PR for him if he makes a fuss.