The Chateau Diaries #340 2 cleaners, 5 gardeners and 1 chef, again, why does she need people to finance her reno?

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graciemckitten said:
StePHONEY is dressed in her wayward slutty Lena Hoschek Heidi ensemble Who will be at the paaaaaaaaarfect party? Dana, Tess, baby doll, tobacco Johnny, flower guy? , Cuz n Nutty, Andie, the Mayor? , Andrew, loser Philip, moneymaker 2.0, Kirstie, Ombeline, Kirstie’s brother? , Michael P? Who is missing? Nick, Dan, Brian, kat, frk, the new sycophant neighbor dude,


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She definitely has some type of Peter Pan syndrome. She often behaves like a child, it is quite strange to watch. I am around a decade younger than her and even I cringe.
 
Thank you at Notachatalaine for correcting the Isobella Birt go fund me. Like I remember at the time Viv said it was set up for family to donate as it was an easier way to transfer money without fees.

As far as I can see it is the only go fund me she has. The boyfriend we ahve seen her with I think Jack, is an astrophysicist and working. Isobel did she do something with music, hence the pictures of her with the harp, she graduated in England last year, again I think.

Please let Philip get an earing, From the 70's I recall depending on which ear was peirced denoted youe sexuality, one of my friends got his ears peirced when drunk could recall which ear was which so got both and had to wear dual studs for six weeks
 
@kimstearns879
6 minutes ago
Why can't everyone ! Just cut there plans for one year ...and give to the kids in need

TheDoozer52
59 seconds ago
Oh, do I see a twinkle in Marie’s eyes when she looks at the masseur? I saw it in Natalie’s eyes before her and Amery got together, and also you Stephanie and Philip too, before we found out you were a couple. It’s a look you can’t hide if you like someone, the camera sees it and people around feels it! Love and many blessings, loved the party. Xxx Doreen, Australia



@robinm6100
2 minutes ago
why does Philip have his hat on all the time lol has something happened to his hair?


Lisa-sp5if
11 minutes ago
Sooo Marie, is the guy you were talking to with the black shirt, the French guy, single ? You both looked kind of cute together! Apologies if he is married… Happy happy Christmas to all you darling people



@Lisa-sp5if
11 minutes ago
Oh thats the masseuse!!! Hm hm


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dorislong9420
7 minutes ago
Loved seeing Galahad!

@jaysmith8199
5 minutes ago
What a lovely party and Jean Christophe discovering a pathway around the lake - how exciting


@elizabethbaldwin1269
8 minutes ago
Stephanie you look beautiful in the thumbnail photo.
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StePHONEY looks more and more like her bro Gerry with every passing day. Here is the LieLande Senior Onlyfans screenshot to open the video.She is so stuffed full of fillers, she has that embalmed look.


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StePHONEY is working her year end “ I am thrifty” script so she can finish her ebeggging rental star season. She has worn a cheap glass ring, has told Philip that he could not buy over a dozen different items while shopping on camera, has worn several old outfits repeatedly, has hidden her outrageous purchases, has lied about the hotel they stayed at in Brighton, and of course, has continued to lie about her nonstop travels, auctions, clothing purchases, etc.

Her goal is to get viewers and patrons to forget about the couple hundred thousand dollars plus she has spent in the past 12 months taking loser Philip and her co owners and family members on five star vacations, the tens of thousands of dollars she spends monthly on auctions alone, the tens of thousands of dollars she spends monthly buying clothing for the loser and herself, the $60,000 plus she spent just in the month of October and November, 2024.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Dump account ….. why is Philip the only person in the dump who has problems keeping his big acorn head from freezing?
@larissap6586
1 minute ago
I wear my toque right through the winter not because there’s something wrong with my hair but because it’s the most effective way to stay warm
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@michaelt8727
2 minutes ago
It has been a treat to tag along and join the merry and bright Lalander's Christmas Party although I did miss out on a glass of the punch.
 
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Low Effort Maximum Taste Boredom. What a lame effort and poor excuse for a Staff Christmas Party.

Fanny, you cheap cow, take everyone out to a nice restuarant for dinner or prepare & serve a lovely sit-down dinner youself, instead of putting out a few cold, brown hor d'Oeuvres and some bowls of peanuts & chips! All I kept thinking was the poor staff had to probably do the washing up! Fanny you exert more effort when you fake an illness and take to your bed.
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Fanny & FRK say they're All Chistmased Out.....say what? What they hell have they done for Christmas?
- FRK has cooked a few meals, made a wret and babysat Ratso 2.0.
- Fanny made an overabundance of mince tarts and a mushy rolly polly.
- Snorty's put up 4 artificial Xmas trees (with Gerry's help)
- Jared, Marie and crew hung up the blue & white kitchen garland
- Andrew made a load of sausage rolls, a lasagna dinner and has been a non-stop chauffer
- Amuary has laid a few sheets of plywood in his workshop
- Natti, put bows on a few bottles of cheap champagne

Ooooh, but the staff got to use the luxury hand soap that Fanny bought at the London Sample Sales. How generous of Fanny!
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Amuary was not impressed when his mean-girl cousin commented on his continuous beer drinking!
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graciemckitten said:
@kimstearns879
6 minutes ago
Why can't everyone ! Just cut there plans for one year ...and give to the kids in need

TheDoozer52
59 seconds ago
Oh, do I see a twinkle in Marie’s eyes when she looks at the masseur? I saw it in Natalie’s eyes before her and Amery got together, and also you Stephanie and Philip too, before we found out you were a couple. It’s a look you can’t hide if you like someone, the camera sees it and people around feels it! Love and many blessings, loved the party. Xxx Doreen, Australia



@robinm6100
2 minutes ago
why does Philip have his hat on all the time lol has something happened to his hair?


Lisa-sp5if
11 minutes ago
Sooo Marie, is the guy you were talking to with the black shirt, the French guy, single ? You both looked kind of cute together! Apologies if he is married… Happy happy Christmas to all you darling people



@Lisa-sp5if
11 minutes ago
Oh thats the masseuse!!! Hm hm


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dorislong9420
7 minutes ago
Loved seeing Galahad!

@jaysmith8199
5 minutes ago
What a lovely party and Jean Christophe discovering a pathway around the lake - how exciting


@elizabethbaldwin1269
8 minutes ago
Stephanie you look beautiful in the thumbnail photo.
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StePHONEY looks more and more like her bro Gerry with every passing day. Here is the LieLande Senior Onlyfans screenshot to open the video.She is so stuffed full of fillers, she has that embalmed look.


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StePHONEY is working her year end “ I am thrifty” script so she can finish her ebeggging rental star season. She has worn a cheap glass ring, has told Philip that he could not buy over a dozen different items while shopping on camera, has worn several old outfits repeatedly, has hidden her outrageous purchases, has lied about the hotel they stayed at in Brighton, and of course, has continued to lie about her nonstop travels, auctions, clothing purchases, etc.

Her goal is to get viewers and patrons to forget about the couple hundred thousand dollars plus she has spent in the past 12 months taking loser Philip and her co owners and family members on five star vacations, the tens of thousands of dollars she spends monthly on auctions alone, the tens of thousands of dollars she spends monthly buying clothing for the loser and herself, the $60,000 plus she spent just in the month of October and November, 2024.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Dump account ….. why is Philip the only person in the dump who has problems keeping his big acorn head from freezing?
@larissap6586
1 minute ago
I wear my toque right through the winter not because there’s something wrong with my hair but because it’s the most effective way to stay warm
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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@michaelt8727
2 minutes ago
It has been a treat to tag along and join the merry and bright Lalander's Christmas Party although I did miss out on a glass of the punch.
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She's desperate.
 
graciemckitten said:
@listenpromiseonsoundcloud5376
1 day ago
Why is that the floral arrangement is upstaging the porcelain? The porcelain looks unfortunately unflattering and cheap compared to the very gorgeous flower arrangements

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
Nick's wife, Marie, has the set. They are beautiful in themselves
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nicolethijs5428
1 day ago (edited)
Not keen on the gilding of the wood. Not keen on the bird plates and the tables are over the top for really eating on. The biggest faux pas is that you are not able to see the person across the table. Would have bought that black bedroom set. It would be amazing in the chateau!

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
It is over the top for Christmas . Nick's Marie has the China set. It is beautiful
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@nelmeijer8539
1 day ago
You all know that Galahad is a dog?

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
He does a lot of dog stuff
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@yureituesday
1 day ago
Vivian sure gets a lot of advertising from her new friend.

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
They do it for all the Chateaux. Philip and Stephanie sell porcelain online now
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I think that @carolinegooder7091 is going to have to define her statement that Thrush "does a lot of dog stuff". My mind is conjuring up things I really shouldn't think about. I'm sure other tattlers may find it difficult to contain themselves too 😅 It's somewhat ambiguous and needs explanation!
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graciemckitten said:
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carolinehops
1 day ago (edited)
Love the plates. Poor Philip can’t seem to buy anything without approval from Stephanie first..



@janetwann5578
1 day ago
I love to watch you and Philip antique shopping but if you 2 are really engaged then why have you stopped wearing an engagement ring...just wondering

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
Stephanie has to pick out a stone for the ring

listenpromiseonsoundcloud5376
1 day ago
Why is that the floral arrangement is upstaging the porcelain? The porcelain looks unfortunately unflattering and cheap compared to the very gorgeous flower arrangements.


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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
Nick's wife, Marie, has the set. They are beautiful in themselves


@cathybackus5159
1 day ago
Thank you so much for taking us along with you today I see so many decorations that I would have never thought of in a million years. What beautiful chateau that you took us to, I absolutely enjoyed every second of it.

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@aleta5873
1 day ago
Me too. I caught myself grinning with front teeth showing...lol !

kariamundson5816
1 day ago
Phillip & Vivian should start a business together. I could totally see Phillip designing peoples Chateaus and attending auctions. I really hope he takes a leap of faith and does it. He has such passion & outstanding taste. Stephanie, you should have a travel show being that you love to travel all the time.

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago (edited)
Stephanie and Philip now sell porcelain online. If that goes Ok, maybe they will branch out. Philip attends auctions online now to upgrade the furniture at Lalande. Stephanie has a travel show with a friend, but they are waiting until summer to go traveling again.



@teresagray1477
1 day ago
Stephanie, when are you and Phillip getting married?

@Dao0253
1 day ago
Philip surely loves being in Vivian and Isabel's company


@johnwilliamtuckey2796
1 day ago
Vivian should halp Phillip to pick out an engagement ring.

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
Stephanie has to pick out the stone. She has said, "Let's go to India to buy it".
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And now Thrush... I mean @carolinegooder7091 has confirmed that he is addicted to shopping and attending online auctions to buy more and more crap for the shithole!

Yes, fanny is a stupid stupid girl but Thrush is a complete and utter waste of space. Spend, spend, spend but adding no value to an already worthless pile of stones.

They deserve each other, forever and ever as long as they both shall live... and beyond.
 
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What a lavish Christmas party with the servants in the land of lies. But where were Kirsty, the Gardner, the invisible handyman and Annaliese? Free food and not even Andrew showed up. Ombeline must have forgotten her good mood at home. Obviously, if there is no film crew on site, the cast of protagonists shrinks to a minimum.
 
On Repeat said:
Gracie's post said she was asked by the moderators if she was suicidal. She thanked the Liarlanders for concerns for her welfare. I asked does that mean a Tattler has contacted the moderators to ask the question.
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So the moderators contacted her directly or through the thread? I'm not sure how I would take that. I don't see anything in @graciemckitten s posts that would flag as a concern. That's bizarre. But we know that the shithole inhabs like to come and disrupt, though I haven't felt any draughts in a while.
 
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OK trout mask, don't try and say this was in the sale because it's not! Have that for starters bint!

Bouncing off the walls tired.......pissed were we. Had to slum it in an IBIS Hotel, gutted for you.

Had to go to the car in her slip, worrying about it. Never worried her when she was at lunch with the Smugs flashing her wares?

The second coming has arrived peeps. The slowest carpenter in the world has finally finished the workshop floor! The crowd went wild!

Aqua di Palma Handwash and Lotion 122.00 euro, just sayin'

Oh please before the year's out someone punch that Twatt in the Hat in the kisser. Standing there in a matching jumper, scarf and beanie ensemble, tilting and nodding his head like he's a bleeping expert on everything.

Didn't Nati have time to put any slap on? dear dear dear!

Marie, pissed? Hoping for a private massage? Poor dog thinking, take me away from all this noise.

Omberline didn't mention Kev, still a couple? or has that been another lalande kiss of death relationship breaker.

At the end the dancing in the kitchen, guessing the rest had all paid their dues and gone somewhere more exciting.


The Letter V

Vain
vile
vacuous
Vermin
Vilotti
Vomit
Valueless
Veruca (Salt)
vapid
 
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