The Chateau Diaries #340 2 cleaners, 5 gardeners and 1 chef, again, why does she need people to finance her reno?

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Two of Marie's Instagram Stories:


Well no tit Sherlock.
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I don't believe for one second Marie got this as a treat. I believe it was a learning experience and for her to do better.
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These are the dates of the Porcelain Discussions at Château de Chenonceau, so did Fanny, Snorty & Permasmile attend on December 6 or December 13?

THE PROGRAM OF VISITS AND WORKSHOPS“ A PORCELAIN CHRISTMAS “ »

Friday 6th December, 10 a.m : Guided tour of the Christmas floral scenography
Friday 6th December, 2:30 : Conference (in French) Fêter et Goûter Noël en France
Discover the traditions of Christmas in France, a time for sharing food and festive rituals.

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Friday 13th December, 10 a.m : Guided tour of the Christmas floral scenography
Friday 13th December, 2:30 : Conference (in French) Secrets de Porcelaine
Explore the captivating world of porcelain, revealing its craftsmanship secrets and the rich heritage behind this exceptional tradition.

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Friday 20th December, 10 a.m : Guided tour of the Christmas floral scenography
Friday 20th December, 2:30 : Conference (in French) L’art de dresser la table à la française
Explore the timeless elegance of table setting and its codes, emblems of French refinement.

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Friday 26th December, 5 p.m to 9 pm : Evening opening
Floral art demonstrations by Jean-François Boucher, floral scenographer at Château de Chenonceau, with Hélène Huret, Director of Public Relations for Bernardaud.
 
I have to say, maybe as a Nordic person, i have a soft spot for FRK these days. Now that she no longer is so bleeping thirsty for F4F attention. I think she is genuine and makes the best of the resources she is given. Plus she seems the only ones that cares for Ruby and Gallahad.

Armoire also has turned a leaf - i think there has been a shift with his attitude towards cuz.... I hope he grows a pair of gonads and moves to be closer to his parents.
 
Lady Avonlea said:
These are the dates of the Porcelain Discussions at Château de Chenonceau, so did Fanny, Snorty & Permasmile attend on December 6 or December 13?

THE PROGRAM OF VISITS AND WORKSHOPS“ A PORCELAIN CHRISTMAS “ »

Friday 6th December, 10 a.m : Guided tour of the Christmas floral scenography
Friday 6th December, 2:30 : Conference (in French) Fêter et Goûter Noël en France
Discover the traditions of Christmas in France, a time for sharing food and festive rituals.

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Friday 13th December, 10 a.m : Guided tour of the Christmas floral scenography
Friday 13th December, 2:30 : Conference (in French) Secrets de Porcelaine
Explore the captivating world of porcelain, revealing its craftsmanship secrets and the rich heritage behind this exceptional tradition.

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Friday 20th December, 10 a.m : Guided tour of the Christmas floral scenography
Friday 20th December, 2:30 : Conference (in French) L’art de dresser la table à la française
Explore the timeless elegance of table setting and its codes, emblems of French refinement.

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Friday 26th December, 5 p.m to 9 pm : Evening opening
Floral art demonstrations by Jean-François Boucher, floral scenographer at Château de Chenonceau, with Hélène Huret, Director of Public Relations for Bernardaud.
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I’d go with Friday, 13th (auspicious date!) for the Chenonceau visit (CD Advent 15 vlog).

Stephanie, comme toujours, insisted on calling the talk they attended a “conference”. She really ought to use her French/English translation skills with greater fluency. Conférence does translate to conference. However, it also translates to lecture. It’s all about context. Stephanie is a very lazy linguist! Of course, saying they were attending a conference made them/their attendance sound important. It irritated me no end in that vlog and that irritation is now rekindled!!
 
NotAChatelaine said:
I’d go with Friday, 13th (auspicious date!) for the Chenonceau visit (CD Advent 15 vlog).

Stephanie, comme toujours, insisted on calling the talk they attended a “conference”. She really ought to use her French/English translation skills with greater fluency. Conférence does translate to conference. However, it also translates to lecture. It’s all about context. Stephanie is a very lazy linguist! Of course, saying they were attending a conference made them/their attendance sound important. It irritated me no end in that vlog and that irritation is now rekindled!!
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Not just lazy linguist - lazy period. The cunning linguist in this case might be Phiphi.... Because is livelihood is at stake.
 
graciemckitten said:
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Marie always shits out.

Hope you enjoyed your meal with Fanny prattling on and on. Too tight to get a posh bottle of wine.

Fanny secretly pleased the ballet was cancelled and then that suffering bore arrives. Marie thrilled for IKEA and all that poncing tit can do is take the piss. Marie cooks for you hole.

Then back to their teeny tiny air b&b, they could have let Marie have the bigger room as it's her treat.

In fact that witch could have afforded a hotel for them all.

....and Trixie, do duck off!

Hope Marie enjoyed it as she almost got the perfect trip.

Poor Cinders
 
I am wondering if the aunt and uncle have changed their Christmas plans which were to entertain their family for Christmas in the south of France. The aunt and Stephanie said they would see one another in 4 days. Wouldn’t that put them at the chateau for Christmas? Has Stephanie begged them to attend for content? Are the Aunt & Uncle then heading to Prague to pick up a dog?
 
TorontoGWM said:
I am wondering if the aunt and uncle have changed their Christmas plans which were to entertain their family for Christmas in the south of France. The aunt and Stephanie said they would see one another in 4 days. Wouldn’t that put them at the chateau for Christmas? Has Stephanie begged them to attend for content? Are the Aunt & Uncle then heading to Prague to pick up a dog?
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They don’t seem to spend time with their grandchildren that’s for sure.
 
T Rex said:
The Bad: The fact they made FRK drive her Renault, even after the windscreen wiper broke in half so Baghead, Fanny and FRK could take the train to Paris, whilst Snorts drove the Porsche with their luggage to Paris later on in the day... Why didn't Fanny just drive the Porsche to Paris with FRK, and Baghead and make Snorts drive the Ford Fiesta or the Renault to the train station? I suspect Snorts used this opportunity to pick up more auction house tat... Also, why on earth did Fanny think it was acceptable to curl her hair on a train?!? Bogan!

The Good: Fanny's reaction to seeing the tiny Air B&B they would all be staying in. FRK picked it out, and seemed quite chuffed with it. Fanny, however, wasn't thrilled as it is not the usual 5-star luxury hotel she is used to. I chuckled when Fanny gushed over the gay male mermaid baubles when they were shopping- she tried to show FRK, who was not impressed, but Snorts would have definitely been a fan had he been with them (too bad there was not one holding a Spode cachepot.).

I daresay this was far better than a "Travels with my Dumb Friend" vlog because FRK was radiant, bubbly and seemed to genuinely enjoy every single minute. The lunch at Jules Verne looked lovely, and FRK had more an appreciation for this experience than Fanny or Baghead, since this luxury is not her norm. Fanny, of course, looked at the wine menu and said she was looking for the cheapest bottle of wine, but they were all over 95 Euros. Really?!?

FRK even booked herself a nail appointment for after lunch, which is also something she does not usually do, so good for her! Snorts rejoined the group before the ballet, but the ballet ended up being cancelled by a dancer's strike. Fanny relented and the trio (sans Baghead I think) went to Ikea instead.

FRK was over the moon, and loaded up the shopping trolley with gingerbread, lingonberries, and biscuits. She pointed out a vase and told Snorts they needed them for the guest rooms. Snorts was appalled, as they were glass, and FRK pointed out they cost far less at 99 Euro, and took one anyway. In the kitchenware section, she picked up some plastic containers and asked Fanny if she could get some. Fanny remarked that she had already been reimbursed for the 3 cancelled tickets to the ballet (did Baghead pay his own way, or did he opt out? Why was he even there?) so to purchase as many plastic containers as she needed. FRK added a sieve to the cart, and Fanny grumbled, "At this rate, it would have been cheaper to go the ballet." And with that, Snorts handed FRK another sieve, who declared it would be good for rice. Snorts discovered the Ikea bags can double as a backpack, and Fanny snarkily remarked she had never seen Snorts wear a backpack. His retort later whilst he was wearing FRK's purchases as a backpack, "This is quite good for the car- for auctions and such!"

Afterward, they took FRK out for a cocktail at KONG, since Fanny needed alcohol, and the trio went back to the flat for dinner delivery (knowing Fanny, it probably ended up being fish and chips, even though they are in Paris.). Vlog Le Fin.

Overall, I actually enjoyed the vlog (gasp) because of FRK- she was ridiculously adorable and funny! Before you ask me how many Miller Lites I am in, I will preface that while Snorts generally annoys the "bay-cheesus" out of me (apologies- I watched Permasmile's vlog first, and am jealous of Simon's cheese advent calendar that puts my Sam's Club one to shame), FRK and he had a more genuine dynamic together and he seemed to act like an almost normal person in Ikea... Until he showed his brooch!

Also, FRK gets a gold star as she looked lovely in all of her outfits. What the actual fork was Fanny wearing to go to the ballet?!? She looked like she was wearing the business suit of a deranged elf- it was awful!!!

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Fanny looks like she should be standing on a corner in Pigaille. Isn't that the Diana, princess of Wales dupe outfit. And is that another new coat. Why red all the time.
 
Fleur du mal said:
Made others pay like Snorts!
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Snorts has spent roughly 1500+ nights with the Shittelaine at the Dump, in other chateaux as a result of his relationship as paid actor fiance, in multiple Jarvis owned properties, and on 5 star vacations, etc, FOR FREE yet Stephanie does not want to pay for a night or 2 at a nice hotel for Cinderella/ FRK who struggles to pay rent at the Dump and has to serve as a free dog sitter?
 
If that old trout had one ounce of compassion, she'd had booked that trip for Marie months and months ago to ensure they had the restaurant table with a view. Booked them into a nice swanky hotel instead of leaving it for Marie to book it and then to have the bleeping cheek to make snide comments about her choice.

She never goes short if it's for herself and that idiot she calls a fiancé. They'll be swaning off somewhere luxurious soon.

After 'suddenly' finding out the Ballet was cancelled, which I think is bleeping bullshit, why didn't she take Marie for another nice meal instead of going back to the teeny tiny air B&B and ordering in Deliveroo.

duck that waste of oxygen and his so called allergies, it wasn't about him OR Fanny it WAS MARIE'S TREAT.

Also Fanny you looked like the middle aged woman you are in you Princess Diana knock off outfit and whatever the duck you were wearing at the Eiffel Tower. Marie looked ten times more put together, maybe you should get a refund from Foreo! As for the Twatt in his too tight shiny suit, obnoxious spoilt, overindulged by your sugar mummy, you are the pits!

Marie doesn't ask for much, never has and that was the best you could do.........well it wasn't enough!
 
BigGreenMeany said:
I have to say, maybe as a Nordic person, i have a soft spot for FRK these days. Now that she no longer is so bleeping thirsty for F4F attention. I think she is genuine and makes the best of the resources she is given. Plus she seems the only ones that cares for Ruby and Gallahad.

Armoire also has turned a leaf - i think there has been a shift with his attitude towards cuz.... I hope he grows a pair of gonads and moves to be closer to his parents.
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I am afraid since Cuz n‘ Nutty have purchased a house near the dump that they will move into the spring, that until the money runs out at the Dump, it is unlikely that they will move to the south of France. Grifters are going to grift. neither of them do tit, take several months vacation per year, and are on the dump payroll. Unfortunately, unless and until circumstances radically change, it appears that they will remain financially tied to the gruesome twosome and the dump.
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Pno said:
They don’t seem to spend time with their grandchildren that’s for sure.
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I wonder if it’s possible that the parenting schedule for Amaury’s Christmas visitation this year may occur during the week after Christmas Day. I do not know how visitation schedules for divorce separated parents work in the UK or France, but I know in the United States, it is not uncommon for one parent to have the children for Christmas Eve and the second parent to have them for Christmas Christmas Day or some type of variation. I don’t know how long winter breaks last In the UK. Is it possible that perhaps the two sons will travel to France after Christmas for a week to visit with Amaury and the grandparents? Since they have been introduced to the YouTube audience, is it possible that the boys may be traveling to the dump also for Christmas? I have no clue.
 
Spare Flat said:
Can anyway explain to me how Fanny made her living between buying the Shitoo aged 29 and making millions via YouTube/Patreon circa 2020?
She didn’t have a job as far as I know?
How did she pay her living expenses?
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She aspired to be a high end prostitute but sadly she doesn’t enjoy giving BJ’s (won’t swallow) so instead Fanny fell back upon the royalties from her brilliant opera career
 
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