The Chateau Diaries #340 2 cleaners, 5 gardeners and 1 chef, again, why does she need people to finance her reno?

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The Bad: The fact they made FRK drive her Renault, even after the windscreen wiper broke in half so Baghead, Fanny and FRK could take the train to Paris, whilst Snorts drove the Porsche with their luggage to Paris later on in the day... Why didn't Fanny just drive the Porsche to Paris with FRK, and Baghead and make Snorts drive the Ford Fiesta or the Renault to the train station? I suspect Snorts used this opportunity to pick up more auction house tat... Also, why on earth did Fanny think it was acceptable to curl her hair on a train?!? Bogan!

The Good: Fanny's reaction to seeing the tiny Air B&B they would all be staying in. FRK picked it out, and seemed quite chuffed with it. Fanny, however, wasn't thrilled as it is not the usual 5-star luxury hotel she is used to. I chuckled when Fanny gushed over the gay male mermaid baubles when they were shopping- she tried to show FRK, who was not impressed, but Snorts would have definitely been a fan had he been with them (too bad there was not one holding a Spode cachepot.).

I daresay this was far better than a "Travels with my Dumb Friend" vlog because FRK was radiant, bubbly and seemed to genuinely enjoy every single minute. The lunch at Jules Verne looked lovely, and FRK had more an appreciation for this experience than Fanny or Baghead, since this luxury is not her norm. Fanny, of course, looked at the wine menu and said she was looking for the cheapest bottle of wine, but they were all over 95 Euros. Really?!?

FRK even booked herself a nail appointment for after lunch, which is also something she does not usually do, so good for her! Snorts rejoined the group before the ballet, but the ballet ended up being cancelled by a dancer's strike. Fanny relented and the trio (sans Baghead I think) went to Ikea instead.

FRK was over the moon, and loaded up the shopping trolley with gingerbread, lingonberries, and biscuits. She pointed out a vase and told Snorts they needed them for the guest rooms. Snorts was appalled, as they were glass, and FRK pointed out they cost far less at 99 Euro, and took one anyway. In the kitchenware section, she picked up some plastic containers and asked Fanny if she could get some. Fanny remarked that she had already been reimbursed for the 3 cancelled tickets to the ballet (did Baghead pay his own way, or did he opt out? Why was he even there?) so to purchase as many plastic containers as she needed. FRK added a sieve to the cart, and Fanny grumbled, "At this rate, it would have been cheaper to go the ballet." And with that, Snorts handed FRK another sieve, who declared it would be good for rice. Snorts discovered the Ikea bags can double as a backpack, and Fanny snarkily remarked she had never seen Snorts wear a backpack. His retort later whilst he was wearing FRK's purchases as a backpack, "This is quite good for the car- for auctions and such!"

Afterward, they took FRK out for a cocktail at KONG, since Fanny needed alcohol, and the trio went back to the flat for dinner delivery (knowing Fanny, it probably ended up being fish and chips, even though they are in Paris.). Vlog Le Fin.

Overall, I actually enjoyed the vlog (gasp) because of FRK- she was ridiculously adorable and funny! Before you ask me how many Miller Lites I am in, I will preface that while Snorts generally annoys the "bay-cheesus" out of me (apologies- I watched Permasmile's vlog first, and am jealous of Simon's cheese advent calendar that puts my Sam's Club one to shame), FRK and he had a more genuine dynamic together and he seemed to act like an almost normal person in Ikea... Until he showed his brooch!

Also, FRK gets a gold star as she looked lovely in all of her outfits. What the actual fork was Fanny wearing to go to the ballet?!? She looked like she was wearing the business suit of a deranged elf- it was awful!!!

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OMG what a tit Fanny is !
OK ..... you got all that money back from the Ballet ...... why didn't you take FRK to the beautiful Galeries Lafayette then over the way to Printemps and round it off at Samaritaine........ why not take her to the famous E Dehillerin and let FRK buy anything she wants on YOUR freebie dime!!!
Why the hell was Bag Head there???
Wanted to spoil a "girls night out" thing??? What a wanker and talking of Wankers- why have Snorts turn up?????????

Who are you going to take to Norte Dame with you Fanny ....... the Hunchback of Snortsville????? :sick:
 
Pekey said:
OMG what a tit Fanny is !
OK ..... you got all that money back from the Ballet ...... why didn't you take FRK to the beautiful Galeries Lafayette then over the way to Printemps and round it off at Samaritaine........ why not take her to the famous E Dehillerin and let FRK buy anything she wants on YOUR freebie dime!!!
Why the hell was Bag Head there???
Wanted to spoil a "girls night out" thing??? What a wanker and talking of Wankers- why have Snorts turn up?????????

Who are you going to take to Norte Dame with you Fanny ....... the Hunchback of Snortsville????? :sick:
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The irony was that Fanny took FRK to Ikea because FRK wanted to go there to purchase things NEEDED for the Shitoo... As well as a lot of snacky bits that Fanny will put her grubby claws into! So much for a "girls only" weekend. Well, on a positive note, at least FRK finally received an outing, made the most of it, and looked chuffed. I am going to surmise that Fanny only did this "kindness" to get the gansta grannies off of her back who have been on her in the comments about not taking FRK anywhere.

The entire trip will be another tax write-off for Fanny, though, as she filmed the entire thing. FRK, if you are reading- I do hope you ordered the most expensive thing on EVERY menu, drank the GOOD champers, and purchased yourself something lovely on Fanny's credit card. Why on earth did you chose to be humble and stay at a moderately priced Air B&B? You could have chosen the Hôtel Parc Saint-Séverin!!!
 
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A is for artichoke .
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At breakfast in the hotel Amaury said Fanny arrived just TWO minutes before it was closing …Snorts had a large pot of yoghurt for breakfast. Was it made with soya or oat milk. No.
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I also thought I heard Aunty being very surprised to see Stephanie as she said Stephanie told her she was sleeping in and not having breakfast and you can hear Stephanie laugh talk saying no. I think Stephanie is losing it.
 
lyndaplancarte4895
9 minutes ago
Glad to see that Marie was freed from the kitchen duties and treated to Paris!! She was very pleased to go to Ikea in lieu of the ballet!!! Who is with Galahad?

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@carolinegooder7091
9 minutes ago
Amaury and Natti

@eileeng2492
2 hours ago
Why do you have to choose the cheapest wine for Marie?? Stephanie, you have been staying at ultra luxury hotels

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@annegiorgio5602
2 hours ago
Obviously jokes are not your thing

Dao0253
2 hours ago (edited)
Of course, Philip and iNic were there. So, what about actual Marie time? Her life is endlessly on camera.. jus sayin

@susanakurdi3563
14 minutes ago
Would have been nicer just the two of you girls trip out.....why did you need Philip to go shame really


@bridgetcooper6331
1 hour ago (edited)
When did Nick arrive? Where’s Marie and Anton?

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@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago
Nick arrived alone the day before.

@laurasvoyages
2 hours ago
It would have been great as a "girls trip" only. Third wheel is never fun

@moredistractions
2 hours ago
Lande is unheated? Wow, I guess that's the authentic experience then.
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@JoyceHunt-q8x
6 minutes ago
I’m not sure why Nick is there…bit of a third wheel,come on,he doesn’t even like to be filmed WHATS THE POINT …????

@beautyinkandbeyond
3 hours ago (edited)
I laughed out loud when Stephanie said: "The Cheapest One" when Marie asked about the wine. I know that feeling because restaurants usually ask for a glass of wine, what they paid for the bottle

@GenaF
58 minutes ago
Really? The subtitle after Stephanie said "the cheapest" said "We are struggling to find one under €90".

@maryking3774
3 hours ago
Was hoping they would be without Philip. Just the girls
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@susanakurdi3563
29 minutes ago
Would have been nicer just the two of you girls trip out.....why did you need Philip to go shame really

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@carolinegooder7091
9 minutes ago (edited)
Philip didn't go to dinner. Nick went to dinner. Philip went to IKEA.
 
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Loser Herbert Philip is back to playing his game in another area where he claims that loser Philip has a large trust fund and that his family is very wealthy.

Wow, Stephanie and her mother are millionaires. If loser, Philip is also a millionaire and come from a very wealthy family, why are they e begging on the Internet? Why are they lying to their viewers and patrons? Why are they begging for money from pensioners when they are both independently wealthy? Hmmmmm. Looks like that information should be spread to all patrons and viewers. Stephanie and Philip can buy all their own porcelain, pay for all their fives vacations, and pay for the restoration of the dump, and their own damn terrace. What a couple of losers And con artists. Thanks for letting us in on the secret information Loser Philip.

What else has been held in trust for you loser Herbert Philip? When you turn 30, will you inherit your great grandfather’s toupee? 50% of a set of chipped porcelain from your grandmother? Another stoneless ring? A collection of your grandmother’s favorite trousers and ballgowns? A book of expired coupons for food at McDonalds?

Stop the crap with posting questions about who actually paid for the Porsche. Stephanie has already stated that she paid for the Porsche. Of course, she is a pathological liar but then you are also.
 
So we're supposed to believe that over the last 2.5 -3 weeks Fanny & Snorty:
- drove from the shitoo to the UK and back
- drove to the Netherlands and back
- drove to Patsy & Stuart's and back
- drove from the shitoo to the NorthEast of France and back for his Mummy's birthday
- drove from the shitoo to the South of France and back for Tatinette's birthday
- drove from the shitoo to Paris and back

7:00 a.m. and they're off to Paris, but why did they have to take Marie's car?
- Snorty was at an overnight sleepover and not available to drive them
- Marie needed a car at La Chatre train station so she could drive herself back alone to the shitoo
- Snorty drove the Porsche up to Paris because he and Fanny were enroute to the UK
- there was no other reason for Snorty to come up to Paris unless they were heading off to the UK

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- Fanny pissed me off when she said FRK had been asking to go. It makes FRK sound like a demanding child. Whilst FRK is needy she is not demanding and needs to learn to stand up for herself. Why couldn't Fanny have been gracious and simply said that FRK deserved this trip to Paris and a Michelin restaurant?
- Fanny's wearing Pervy Daddy's scarf - she wore those in the early advent vlogs when she was trying to flog them for Xmas

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- I don't like it when people do their grooming on the train. I know people do it, but I think it's tacky and rude. Why not just clip your toenails too while you're at it Fanny!

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- I think Snorty, not FRK, picked the B&B in Le Marais, known as the gay district and located above a Thai Massage

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- what a nice presentation of bread and butter + a side plate. If it's good enough for a Michelin* restaurant why isn't it good enough for the shitoo?

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- Fanny is looking very matronly & tired and it's showing in both her face and hands

When was Fanny in Paris???
- the ballet was scheduled from 5 December - 4 January, but no shows have taken place due to the strike. If the grifters had tickets to ballet on a later date they would have already known about the dancers strike and received advice about ticket refunds. Unless this was the first date of the ballet (5 December).
Ballets canceled at the Paris Opera due to dancers’ strike action
11 December 2024
Backstage at Paquita, Paris Opera Ballet
The end-of-year boom in box office earnings at the Paris Opera Ballet has been severely hit by strike action.
Pierre Lacotte’s 2021 version of Paquita at the Opéra Bastille was programmed from 5 December until 4 January, and Alexander Ekman’s long sold-out Play at the Palais Garnier from 7 December until 4 January. It is now 11 December and five performances have already been cancelled and the theatre has said that loss revenue amounts to €150,000 for Play and €260,000 for Paquita.

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-nothing screams Christmas Advent like a trip to Ikea. They could have skipped Jules Verne and just taken FRK for a hotdog and vanilla whip ice cream.

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- Snorty forgot the script about FRK's gingerbread house. Was that because it hadn't been shown in the vlogs yet?


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How many nights were they in Paris? Snorty appears to have made a quick change between his opera/Ikea outfit and cocktails at KONG!!! Snorty looks ready for a night out in Le Marais gay bars rather than heading back to the AirB&B for Deliveroo and a movie!
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Lady Avonlea said:
So we're supposed to believe that over the last 2.5 -3 weeks Fanny & Snorty:
- drove from the shitoo to the UK and back
- drove to the Netherlands and back
- drove to Patsy & Stuart's and back
- drove from the shitoo to the NorthEast of France and back for his Mummy's birthday
- drove from the shitoo to the South of France and back for Tatinette's birthday
- drove from the shitoo to Paris and back

7:00 a.m. and they're off to Paris, but why did they have to take Marie's car?
- Snorty was at an overnight sleepover and not available to drive them
- Marie needed a car at La Chatre train station so she could drive herself back alone to the shitoo
- Snorty drove the Porsche up to Paris because he and Fanny were enroute to the UK
- there was no other reason for Snorty to come up to Paris unless they were heading off to the UK

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- Fanny pissed me off when she said FRK had been asking to go. It makes FRK sound like a demanding child. Whilst FRK is needy she is not demanding and needs to learn to stand up for herself. Why couldn't Fanny have been gracious and simply said that FRK deserved this trip to Paris and a Michelin restaurant?
- Fanny's wearing Pervy Daddy's scarf - she wore those in the early advent vlogs when she was trying to flog them for Xmas

1734840141610.png

- I don't like it when people do their grooming on the train. I know people do it, but I think it's tacky and rude. Why not just clip your toenails too while you're at it Fanny!

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1734840193142.png

- I think Snorty, not FRK, picked the B&B in Le Marais, known as the gay district and located above a Thai Massage

1734839762743.png
1734839775210.png

- what a nice presentation of bread and butter + a side plate. If it's good enough for a Michelin* restaurant why isn't it good enough for the shitoo?

1734839976569.png
1734840015791.png

- Fanny is looking very matronly & tired and it's showing in both her face and hands

When was Fanny in Paris???
- the ballet was scheduled from 5 December - 4 January, but no shows have taken place due to the strike. If the grifters had tickets to ballet on a later date they would have already known about the dancers strike and received advice about ticket refunds. Unless this was the first date of the ballet (5 December).
Ballets canceled at the Paris Opera due to dancers’ strike action
11 December 2024
Backstage at Paquita, Paris Opera Ballet
The end-of-year boom in box office earnings at the Paris Opera Ballet has been severely hit by strike action.
Pierre Lacotte’s 2021 version of Paquita at the Opéra Bastille was programmed from 5 December until 4 January, and Alexander Ekman’s long sold-out Play at the Palais Garnier from 7 December until 4 January. It is now 11 December and five performances have already been cancelled and the theatre has said that loss revenue amounts to €150,000 for Play and €260,000 for Paquita.

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-nothing screams Christmas Advent like a trip to Ikea. They could have skipped Jules Verne and just taken FRK for a hotdog and vanilla whip ice cream.

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1734841085355.png

- Snorty forgot the script about FRK's gingerbread house. Was that because it hadn't been shown in the vlogs yet?


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How many nights were they in Paris? Snorty appears to have made a quick change between his opera/Ikea outfit and cocktails at KONG!!! Snorty looks ready for a night out in Le Marais gay bars rather than heading back to the AirB&B for Deliveroo and a movie!
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Apologies, my theory is wrong - this was filmed on Friday, December 20th (according to FRK's phone). With all that travel no wonder Fanny looks like death warmed over!
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Spare Flat said:
I couldn’t stop laughing at this either! Until I realised she’s laughing all the way to the bank
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I wouldn’t feel too envious of her. Stephanie
  • Has caused and/or contributed to cause the death of a dog, several animals, backed over a kitten and killed it at the home of Tess, and through her carelessness and negligence has caused or contributed to cause the death of a contractor and the series injuries of another person, as well as contributing to cause an enormous amount of stress to her scholarship student who died.
  • The only people who can stand to be around her or people who can profit from her in some way. She has no true friends.
  • She has a gay actor pretending to be her fiancé. He costs her a couple hundred thousand dollars per year in five star vacations, designer, clothing, porcelain, and broken antiques.
  • Over 150 to 170 people upvoted a comment in the daily mail that she should be in jail for the scam she has been pulling on patrons and viewers with her YouTube channels.
  • She has screwed over and pissed off so many contractors, volunteers,” friends”, another individual individuals during the past 5 to 6 years, as well as stolen ideas and content from others to use as their own, that one day it will all catch up with her.
  • If she adds loser, Herbert fill it to her will, and has a civil ceremony with him, IMHO, he will slowly start to poison her so he can get a start on his Stephanie Jarvis memorial library at the dump and the private cocktail parties he would like to have with tobacco Johnny.
  • Chamberpottie and Baghead only spend time with her if they can get a free meal, a free vacation, or some other type of benefit.
  • She has chased off any old acquaintances and “ friends” that she had prior to her YouTube channel.
  • She is becoming an alcoholic who drinks constantly, gluttinously binges on camera ( yet gains no weight…..) , and has become unable to do anything or go anywhere by herself without loser Philip attached to her side.
  • Every day, in every way, she is morphing into her brother from another mother ( or not ) Gerry, and no amount of Botox or fillers can change that fact.
  • Despite the receipt of millions of dollars, she still cannot successfully pretend to enjoy or care about animals in videos.
  • She is an admitted atheist who now is the owner of 50% of a restored chapel, which is likely more valuable than the dump itself. Whoops!
  • She has to spend hours every month deleting comments, banning, and blocking viewers, posting fake comments, buying subscribers, buying likes, manipulating the Patreon viewer amounts and dollar amount pledged monthly, etc. and
  • an increasing amount of other château channels are subtly shading her, her laziness, her excessive five star vacations, her lack of progress at the dump, etc.Even château DIY continues to use her as an object of ridiculle.
  • Will always be envious of FRK, because Marie is 16 years younger than Stephanie.👇
  • The below comment will soon be deleted by Stephanie:
    @carolweaver3269
    2 hours ago
    Thiwas wonderful and I knpw Marie is like a daughter to Stephanie and she really looks much like her too! If she had a daughter she would have loved her to be Marie. They do have fun together and Marie is so excited about this trip , she will have several more am sure
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I wonder if any of the viewers have received the pervy daddy Derek scarves yet? Stephanie refused to respond to viewers who are complaining about not receiving their scarves. Stephanie has stopped speaking about them Although she’s wearing them in all her videos. What do you think has happened?

Does the manufacturer require a certain quota to be ordered before they will start to manufacturer the scarves? It appears that viewers have received their scarves because you know there would be comments by them talking about the quality of the scarves, etc.


JBPalmBeach
30 minutes ago
Why doesnt Marie start her own vlog ….. oh wait she did. This is turning more and more into the Marie, Phillip, travel channel.
 
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Pekey said:
OMG what a tit Fanny is !
OK ..... you got all that money back from the Ballet ...... why didn't you take FRK to the beautiful Galeries Lafayette then over the way to Printemps and round it off at Samaritaine........ why not take her to the famous E Dehillerin and let FRK buy anything she wants on YOUR freebie dime!!!
Why the hell was Bag Head there???
Wanted to spoil a "girls night out" thing??? What a wanker and talking of Wankers- why have Snorts turn up?????????

Who are you going to take to Norte Dame with you Fanny ....... the Hunchback of Snortsville????? :sick:
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The Hunchback of Brocuntville!!! Maybe Snorts could use the Ikea bag for his sleepovers as he must have many outfits and toys (and I'm not talking playmobile) to take along for playtime with his friends.
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Lady Avonlea said:
What's beyond me is he keeps buying crap that has chips, cracks, scratches in the wood, broken frames, broken legs, damaged upholstery, no upholstery. Snort says he's going to repair things but never does. None of the stuff he buys has any quality or value, but I guess it's okay because Snorty knows a guy who fixes frames.
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The painting probably does have a surprisingly good value. It’s painted in the style, and of the time of the subject, who was a royal.
 
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