ComtesseRose
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Congratulations @Freesia54 for naming the thread, and @Lady Avonlea for naming it. I hope twit is not to strong a swear word to be included in the thread title.
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Jules100
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Friday at 5:22 PM
When we all first met, we of course signed a no kidnap / no murder contract as one does in these types of situations. Lots of good food, gossip and gifts. If I would have known about it a little sooner, I would have had my Zazzle store produce bespoke coasters for the ladies with their TL profile avatars. Next time.
Here are a few pics from our meet up. I’ll probably put them in my next CD TL newsletter, so be on the lookout.
@mrsp67 used to be such a CD superfan, at one point, she actually planted a lovely traditional jardin anglais in the back of her restaurant with her own two hands. Eat your heart out Stephanie. Her peacocks, Marie Antoinette and Selmar are so beautiful, but they did poop all over my car. Her pet hedgehog, Lil’ Philip Janssen, is quite the snuggle bear if you can catch him.
I can’t wait until Florida Tartlet Dayz 2025.❤
Iolair
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Dec 2, 2024
I've just had a quick glance through Vinted's Advent Calendars, and I don't believe for one moment that she found a Wedgwood Calendar on there. Apart from a few exceptions, such as Clarins and Mac, it's mostly junk, with most prices hovering around the £5.95 mark. Selfidges have the same Wedgwood one for £850.00. Judging by the type of calendars for sale on Vinted, it's utterly ludicrous to think that's where it came from. She's lying. Of course she's lying, it so obvious. I shouldn't have expected anything else from her. Lying is her stock in trade.
graciemckitten
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Saturday at 5:23 PM
The first 3 minutes of the Amanda and Lincoln video are are truly a masterpiece in shade. Awesome!
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo
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Dec 1, 2024
Oh how bloody convenient that AnneMarie has to demolish the bedroom walls before the beam can be replaced and then just as he was about to start his FIRST piece of work this year he has an unfortunate accident. What a total load of bullshit comes out of her mouth every time she opens it. The only positive to this is that it must take her a lot of time plotting the next moves to keep ahead of total exposure which would show her as the lying defrauder she is. One can live in hope that this continual ducking and diving to cover up her trail of lies causes her unbearable stress, it hasn’t happened yet but surely it can’t be too far off.
How long can the Chapel remain unfinished, the heating remain unfinished, the big room remain unfinished, the back passage remain unfinished, the kitchen remain untouched, the boot room remain untouched, the bread oven room remain untouched, mummy dear and the walking shroud‘s room remain unfinished, the Jardin Anglaise remain unfinished, the fountain remain unfinished, the facade remain untouched, the terrace and steps remain untouched, the boiler room remain unfinished, AnneMarie’s workshop remain unfinished, her bedroom and adjacent office remain unfinished, the attic bedrooms remain unfinished, the attic bathrooms remain unfinished, the attic itself remain unfinished, the chicken house remains unfinished, the lake remain untouched. I’m sure there must be other endeavours that have been started but never finished that I have missed along the way. Maybe the weight of carrying on with all these lies will wear Fanny down but then again why should it when the money keeps on pouring in allowing her to indulge her passion for buying pretty things be it clothes, jewellery or objects for the shittoo.
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Jules100
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Friday at 5:22 PM
Florida Tartlet Dayz 2024 was wonderful. It was so much fun and almost surreal to meet the other ladies in real life. @mrsp67, @Balmoral and @T Rex, thank you for including me. A special shout out to Stephanie Jarvis for making it all possible, it’s the best thing she’s ever done. @mrsp67 was an amazing host and her sammich shop has really good food. I had the best Italian salad ever, chef’s kiss.T Rex said:
Florida Tartlet Days 2024 recap:
Upon arrival to Ye Old Sandwich Shoppe (sans "sand witches"- the Sand Sculpting Festival was a few weeks ago), @mrp67 mentioned we had a surprise guest that would be joining us as well... @Balmoral arrived, who is absolutely brilliant, beautiful and lovely- I wanted to ask her a billion questions! We were incredibly chuffed when our mystery guest turned out to be... @Jules100!!! Let me tell you, Jules is even more wonderful in person! Also beautiful and surprisingly tall as well!
Appetizers and dinner were delicious, as it was made fresh in @mrsp67's professional kitchen, but no one took photos of our dinners as we are not those people! Mrs. P did order some french fries as a side for us, and I did rib her a bit, "That is so Stephanie Jarvis of you!"
We received swag bags with specially curated porcelain from @mrsp67 (NOT from Jarvis/Jansen!), and she did advise us to wash them first. @Jules100 would never drink a Miller Lite from an unwashed teacup!
What an amazing group, and a really fun evening. Three and a half hours felt like 5 minutes! Thank you again @mrsp67 for hosting- you are the absolute best!
Here is what you were waiting for- pictures of our porcelain!
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When we all first met, we of course signed a no kidnap / no murder contract as one does in these types of situations. Lots of good food, gossip and gifts. If I would have known about it a little sooner, I would have had my Zazzle store produce bespoke coasters for the ladies with their TL profile avatars. Next time.
Here are a few pics from our meet up. I’ll probably put them in my next CD TL newsletter, so be on the lookout.
@mrsp67 used to be such a CD superfan, at one point, she actually planted a lovely traditional jardin anglais in the back of her restaurant with her own two hands. Eat your heart out Stephanie. Her peacocks, Marie Antoinette and Selmar are so beautiful, but they did poop all over my car. Her pet hedgehog, Lil’ Philip Janssen, is quite the snuggle bear if you can catch him.
I can’t wait until Florida Tartlet Dayz 2025.❤
Iolair
VIP Member
Dec 2, 2024
I've just had a quick glance through Vinted's Advent Calendars, and I don't believe for one moment that she found a Wedgwood Calendar on there. Apart from a few exceptions, such as Clarins and Mac, it's mostly junk, with most prices hovering around the £5.95 mark. Selfidges have the same Wedgwood one for £850.00. Judging by the type of calendars for sale on Vinted, it's utterly ludicrous to think that's where it came from. She's lying. Of course she's lying, it so obvious. I shouldn't have expected anything else from her. Lying is her stock in trade.
graciemckitten
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Saturday at 5:23 PM
The first 3 minutes of the Amanda and Lincoln video are are truly a masterpiece in shade. Awesome!
- Lincoln holding a small brown stuffed dog ( named Chardonnay) in a sweater like loser Philip. Amanda as Stephanie stiffly petting the dog on top of its head.
- Amanda guzzling from a bottle of wine / champagne
- Amanda has extremely long fake black fingernails while using a mallet
- Amanda wearing lots of huge diamond rings while using a mallet and unable to hammer a nail.
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- All of our animals are special. Fluffy the cat walking on the piano is a concert pianist ( like Snorts, a pianist). (Special animals like a Prague ratter …….. what kind of dog do you have? A Prague rattler )
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- Amanda and Lincoln frantically waving from on the front of the chateau ( Stephanie crazily waving goodbye to people, leaving the Dump).
- After stating that they are very, very, very, down to earth, hands on DIYers , Lincoln with the dog under his arm, tries pick up a small tree and then complains it’s too heavy and puts it down
- Talked about scouring the world for pieces of art like the priceless piece below. ( bearing a striking resemblance to the gruesome twosome.)
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- even though we are multi-millionaires many times over, we've decided to fund our Chateau Renovations ( showing a plane in the video )
by selling these rare beautiful leaves from our Chateau Park you donate a minimum of 8,000 and we'll write your
name on a leaf throw them into the air connecting you to this special piece of
the French Countryside forever. -
- Amanda holding the stuffed dog and a glass of wine, showing the camera, the donkeys : these are our horses but we don't know their names because they haven't told us . are we supposed to feed them ? I don't know, but they'd probably like some wine and pie the donkeys a glass of wine.
- Amanda walking while waving her hands, “ we employ a staff of 157 people although I don't know where they are right now.
fris Jean Luke . oh I don't know they've all disappeared and it doesn't matter.”
they're all hideous creatures anyway and we make them wear sacks over their heads ( tee hee Baghead). - we also employ a garden design team of 37 and A2 and they've been painstakingly
recreating what the orchard looked like after the big storm of 1637 and it took
them years to get these trees to grow sideways like this. ( see below next to fallen tree). -
- Simply beautiful. The harvest in the basket below.
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- People often ask us how we deal with a language barrier. it's very simple. we refuse to speak French. it's
completely beneath us. the French need to learn how to speak American I mean everyone should speak American right so
we just point and Grunt and wave our hands until someone gets get so annoyed with us they have to wait on - this is a sculpture of my husband had commissioned by the famous artist me ah hi mecah hiney ho . Sculpture of husband below
it was only 666,000 and it obviously Bears a striking resemblance to him. It represents his deep connection to the
dead branches and the earth and the weeds and whatever. (Fantastic Stephanie bullshit out of her ass explanation).
@suzyq555
16 hours ago
OMG,!!!!! Freaking hilariousssssssssssss
@VintageLPs
8 hours ago
Those awful nails were the perfect touch!
@ginny736
3 hours ago
The nails and the 10 carat ring-
@gjsgjs7537
16 hours ago
All those staff, I knew you couldn't be doing it all yourself
@beciaaus2811
16 hours ago
The leaves with names? Priceless-
@faeryvixenetc
7 hours ago
reminds me of another chatelaine that will remain nameless... something something stars...
@annbrosnan8586
1 hour ago
@faeryvixenetc my thoughts exactly! It was brilliant satire if you ask me!- MAC-op5fc
15 hours ago
You both are nuts - in the best possible way! Architectural Digest's loss. I hope the horses tell you their names soon
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo
VIP Member
Dec 1, 2024
Oh how bloody convenient that AnneMarie has to demolish the bedroom walls before the beam can be replaced and then just as he was about to start his FIRST piece of work this year he has an unfortunate accident. What a total load of bullshit comes out of her mouth every time she opens it. The only positive to this is that it must take her a lot of time plotting the next moves to keep ahead of total exposure which would show her as the lying defrauder she is. One can live in hope that this continual ducking and diving to cover up her trail of lies causes her unbearable stress, it hasn’t happened yet but surely it can’t be too far off.
How long can the Chapel remain unfinished, the heating remain unfinished, the big room remain unfinished, the back passage remain unfinished, the kitchen remain untouched, the boot room remain untouched, the bread oven room remain untouched, mummy dear and the walking shroud‘s room remain unfinished, the Jardin Anglaise remain unfinished, the fountain remain unfinished, the facade remain untouched, the terrace and steps remain untouched, the boiler room remain unfinished, AnneMarie’s workshop remain unfinished, her bedroom and adjacent office remain unfinished, the attic bedrooms remain unfinished, the attic bathrooms remain unfinished, the attic itself remain unfinished, the chicken house remains unfinished, the lake remain untouched. I’m sure there must be other endeavours that have been started but never finished that I have missed along the way. Maybe the weight of carrying on with all these lies will wear Fanny down but then again why should it when the money keeps on pouring in allowing her to indulge her passion for buying pretty things be it clothes, jewellery or objects for the shittoo.
As always. Thank you all for contributing
Remember we have a wiki
#FreeGalahad
Happy Tattling
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