The Chateau Diaries #338 Sorry Patreons, no vlog for you this week, too busy spending your money. XOXO, Greedy Bish

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Maybe the check is the Dutch tartan from Snorts clan? Andi has a similar one…😂

This comment from another Tattle page I took a screen shot of, an annual fee?

I am sick of the undisclosed ads and upgrades etc,
Fanny tell your patron why this is now a shopping and travel channel. Tell them why you just want to have others pay for the chateau upkeep so that you can travel as you have always done and just pop to the chateau for debauched parties.
The bnb is an absolute farce and just an excuse to keep the dump running. What is the point of her having a chateau ? No parties now, seemingly few friends, everyone else has moved in in life, not Fanny who has revealing with a nasty hoarder of a boyfriend.

Without the paid staff you would not be able to just leave the place. You have someone to do everything for you from making cups of tea, walking the dog, to laundry.
The vlogs are not paying for renovations , they are paying you to have staff. When this channel first began you had Mary Poppins and volunteers, now you have gardeners, washing up help, cook, florist, cleaners, PA and Snorts. All these people may be self employed but they are still being paid by patron whether it is lodgings, clothing, car or food.
You are deceiving no one.
I hope your vapid advent vlogs reveal who you really are to many viewers and especially the patrons.

I saw those wires curled up in Johns attic and wonder if they had been used for fun?
I think Fanny drops Snorts off at John’s for play dates.
 

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Here is a repost of my July 31, 2024 list of lies of Steohanfraudie . How many more lies can you add to this list that Stephanie has told since July 31, 2024 through today?

Who really believe that Philip’s parents were actually at the dinner? They are not in the witness protection program. Why are they so embarrassed and ashamed of their son?

it is interesting, that once again, Stephanie Jarvis has jerked around over 150,000+ people with her intentional lies in order to try to invade responsibility and accountability again. She has really screwed people over this past year :
  • Lying and scamming people with the 7 year rental star campaign.
  • Lied about the cost to restore the chapel
  • lies about the accident on the roof,
  • lies about the trip to Vienna,
  • purchasing the dog as a diversion, and a money maker,
  • lying about the chickens, and the dead roosters,
  • making up a fake engagement to a gay actor,
  • lying about buying the Porsche,
  • lying about being lost in Japan on the flight home,
  • lying about the sexcation with potty,
  • lying about purchasing items at an auction with tobacco Johnny,
  • lying about the memorial garden planned for the scholarship student,
  • hijacking Amaury’s engagement announcement,
  • telling a mountain of lies about the dog,
  • taking her 20th luxury Safari while pretending she is poverty stricken,
  • treating African orphans like they were animals at a petting zoo, to be exploited for money and content,
  • lying and saying that Baghead treated her and Philip to a five star vacation in Scotland,
  • lying about staying in the penthouse and other luxury accommodations on her 19th visit to Venice,
  • lying about her business class trip to South Africa, and back with Philip,
  • hiding the identity of the designer clothing, that she has been purchasing,
  • hiding trips taken away from the dump,
  • lying about Percy’s TB,
  • lying about her arthritic hips inherited from her grandmother, her alleged bad back and hips that can only be cured biweekly massages,
  • Lying about multiple illnesses, requiring her to be bedbound ,
  • withholding information from viewers, and patrons about the septic tank issues and the accident in the courtyard
  • claiming that Pavlina was a guest, and then changing it to an employee,
  • lying about the heating once again,
  • taunting her cousin about the death on the property and repeatedly, stating that it’s a wonderful day to be alive in France, at the dump,….
  • lying about how donated money is spent,
  • not using the nonprofit appropriately to the extent to make it necessary to file disclosure paperwork with the government of France,
  • lying about her Patreon suspension.
  • lying about auction purchases, time traveling, enormous sums of money spent on clothing, etc.

The Chateau Diaries #320 RIP Lancelot - Stephanie Jarvis, you've got a lot of blood on your hands!

Just for a laugh.......... Hanni behind the curtain !!! :love: Peek a Boo !!! Hanni behind the curtain . . . now what was that about? --- Gertie Gertie the sun is out and the sky has some blue but its only 6c !!! 🐧 I tend to think you all could be right with the theory that Lancy...
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JackSpratt said:
Just a ickle bit more shopping in London before setting off.

Stopping off at Fag Ash Lil's place to take him his duty free Cigs. Hasn't he achieved a lot at his place Fanny, bet you're well jell. Even a fountain!

Back to the shitoo, maybe Natti should have rephrased her comment regarding the steak, 'I've been hammering the meat' oooo errrrr View attachment 3308191 q

The Twatt in the Hat must have spent a fortune on getting those books posted, he will now be eve more of an insufferable bore in his antique and architectural 'knowledge'. 🤢 :rolleyes:

No excuse now Bunboy, you've told the world you're fit and able, so get your finger out your arse and get working! tit of get off the pot!
Now does that look like the aftermath of sticking a moving drill bit into your wrist?

'Oh look a tall dark handsome man at the door' exclaims Fanny, not quite the sentence that springs to my mind when describing Trixie.

Try however you like Fan but yet again a lackluster vlog.

Letter L

Louche
Lactose Intolerant
Lymes Disease
Larceny
LIAR


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Fanny was drinking in place, while Snorty seemed to know his way around Fag Ash Lil’s chateau and was very comfortable there - leads the way to the kitchen, describes where all the bookshelves will be located, knew the updated layout in the attic area which is under construction, has slept in almost every bedroom - almost like Snorty has visited the place a few times on his own. ;)
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C'est moi said:
I watched a bit, with the sound off. So they go to the supermarket to stock up on quintessentially British things, which for normal, moral minded human beings I don't have a problem, and... LOSER twit in a hat Thrush has another 6 boxes of Christmas crackers in his hand! Wtf!! I thought they had just spent a fortune on luxury crackers from Liberty? Did they forget they had already bought some? They must have spent at least £500 in that supermarket.
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Now now, these were mini Xmas crackers - like Snorty’s mini penis, mini wallet and mini brain!
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Lochness Monster said:
Breaking all the rules about importing dairy products too.
I don’t know when they actually took this trip. The sausage roll was bb8/12.
Also the supper cooked by Natzi was about 4th Dec by the looks of the mustard advent calendar on the windowsill
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Sinterklass was Thursday, December 5th, if they actually filmed the dinner with Snorty’s Dutch stuff on that date. Selmar used to really put a lot of thought and care into Sinterklass for the kids vs. Snorty’s lame effort - he couldn’t even bother to wrap the stuff, as long as he got his stupid ceramic dishes!
I believe Snorty never went to the Netherlands but just had his mom send a box of Sinterklass crap to him - lazy & pathetic!
 

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Do you see what the dump crew is doing with these planted comments? Stephanie is now lying and gaslighting her patrons and viewers into believing that she never really intended to do restorations at the dump, she just wanted to travel nonstop. She has no idea where patrons and viewers got the idea that she needed money and wanted to do a YouTube channel to focus on restoring the dilapidated farmhouse. She didn’t understand why viewers would be confused about her channel being a travel and shopping channel Instead of a dump renovation channel.


Snooperz82
19 hours ago
when are we going to return to chateau restoration vlogs?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮Dump account
@Sparrowdean
11 hours ago
The channel is called Chateau Diaries, not Chateau Restoration Vlogs.

If Stephanie doesn’t want to restore the dump, she needs to close the Patreon account immediately.

Yes, she did travel before she had the YouTube channel, but she had to push her way into hotel rooms of others, scam meals and airplane tickets, screw people over by trading a couple of weeks of the dump with a lovely home of another, hijacking the honeymoon of mommy and Percy, inviting herself to the Baghead vacation home in Portugal, forcing herself on “ friends” to stay at their homes, or finding a temporary wealthy “ boyfriend” to pay for her vacations.She has always been a freeloader.

She slept in a small room in the chateau in Venice leased out by the mother of Tess, and had to perform and sing in order to stay at the Château. She would make money to travel by getting friends and acquaintances to pay to stay at the dump, to pay for a dump overhead, and to fill the freezers at the dump with food. She got Baghead to give her Marie’s old Ford to drive at the dump so she did not have to buy a car. Mummy and Stephanie went on a minI break to a 5 star hotel paid for by Hanni.

Once a Patreon funds came rolling in, and loser Philip showed up at the dump, suddenly, Stephanie is taking several months of five star luxury vacations, and paying for a 20-year-old loser to accompany her. She also starts to take her dump co-owners on elaborate vacations. She paid to take her mother, father-in-law, and brother on elaborate vacations/luxury safaris.

She purchases a Porsche to drive. She spends well over $100,000+ a year on designer clothing, auctions, antiques, and mini breaks at 5 star hotels, as well as dining at very expensive restaurants, and drinking very expensive champagne, wines, and liquors.

When she does spend money on the dump, it is usually buying multiple, very expensive appliances for the Dump, or thousands of dollars in plants and trees for all the elaborate gardens that she cannot afford to maintain.

Since she started the gift grab and the Patreon account, she now has servants to cater to her every desire. She has a 20+ year old useless handmaiden Loser Philip, who easily costs her well over $150,000 per year in travel, expenses, food, designer, clothing, auctions, porcelain, and antiques.

She now has FRK to be her in-house cook, dog sitter, flower arranger, etc.
She hard nutty to poorly manage the dump and B and B ( that only has five rooms, operates at less than full capacity, and is only open a little over half of the year). She hired her master carpenter, her cousin Who moves furniture, works on the house of his parents, and is completed one kitchen counter in the past year. She has a part-time cleaner and dishwasher to wash all of the antique porcelain dishes and plates that loser has purchased. She has another cleaner to generally clean the dump, and to clean her personal apartment. She does not care for her dog and leaves the care of the dog up to about a half dozen people at the dump who will only pat and feed the dog, but will not groom the dog properly nor trim its nails.

She has a half dozen “ gardeners”, some of whom cannot identify a weed, and she herself cannot identify 80% of the flowers, shrubs, and trees planted at the dump.

She spends the majority of time lying in bed “ sick”, or in the kitchen harassing anyone that happens to be present. Most anyone at the dump is on the dump payroll or is present in a transactional manner, to include any and all relatives, and co owners.

She has 50% of the Dump, a two bedroom London flat, an apartment in France by the seaside, will inherit the five bedroom South African house, will inherit the two bedroom Framlingham home ( currently with a dedicated loft area for herself), may own a portion of the grandmother’s house in the south of France. She also has a dedicated room for herself at Ollie’s house In Spain. She has a minimum of 10 bedrooms in 6 residences ( in 4 countries) in which to choose to stay. She does not need money from anyone and never has needed money from others.
 
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Viewers are not happy about Stephanie blatantly breaking EU laws.

@evaapple255
2 hours ago
you really shouldn't show that you are "importing " milk and milk products into the EU without the proper documentation from a third country like the UK

@JacquelineBarnes-u5y
1 hour ago
Are you allowed to take dairy products to other countries..


I believe Stephanie and the loser are going to Paris to see Notre Dame and to visit a couple of sites in Paris with permasmile before Christmas.
 
graciemckitten said:
Stephanie is really working hard to downplay her wardrobe. She is wearing secondhand, solid color sweaters, a pervy, daddy Derek scarf, and her $800 blue coat nonstop, wearing her greasy hair pull back into a ponytail, no rings or pricey jewelry. Forgot to wear your mentos engagement ring again, Stephanie? She thinks that will detract from the thousands of dollars she’s been dropping this past week a more five star hotels, shopping, antiques, expensive food, and alcohol, an expensive advent calendars.

Is her trip to tobacco Johnny’s her 50th trip away from the dump this year? She will do anything but stay at the dump. She doesn’t need any money for renovations, she’s never there.
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But she said in the patreon flog she has dedicated her life to Lie Land LOL did you not believe her.
 
Updated comments from tattle dog video.

@beciaaus2811
15 hours ago
CD Christmas 2024 vlog #7…from 9:05 onwards... Philip’s interaction with John’s dog says a lot how much he does (not) like dogs!

click and watch until 9: 25. He does not like dogs. He repeatedly pushes the dog away and wiping his hands on his coat, Stephanie also does not seem to understand that she is looking at loser Phillips plans for the Stephanie Jarvis memorial library and his study at the dump after he is in the will and she is gone.


CoralHullforJesusChrist
2 days ago
Awful program. There is a very lonely ginger cat that is starved for attention and would love to be inside with his "family". Is anyone able to offer this cat a loving family home?
 
It's pretty obvious that there won't be a Christmas celebrated at the dump this year. There's no way that Steph and Phiphi will spend Christmas there after not being able to spend more than 5 minutes per month in that place.
All "preparations" are half-assed or basically just gifts from people that happen to be in the vicinity. On Christmas they'll use the footage they shot for Chateau DIY in October.
 
Fromthenorth said:
Again, dear idiot
@Sparrowdean
11 hours ago
The channel is called Chateau Diaries, not Chateau Restoration Vlogs.
If they are not doing "restorations" why are they still with Channel 4 Chateau DIY ? Which is how most of the ppl got to hear from "chateau diaries" and why they followed? Answer that stupid ! :rolleyes:
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She is never at the Chateau the narc should have called it Stephanie the narcs diaries
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Is Dan still shagging the swanky old Kat?
 
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LittleMore Cottage said:
And Fanny says " see you in a few days". Is that for the chapel open house or are they doing Christmas??? Also my bet his on Snorts sleeping with John and /or his partner, or all three.
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So what’s left for the rest of the advent season? Fanny is going to have two Xmas parties (36 mini crackers) + a fake early Xmas dinner (8 Xmas crackers). There will also be the chapel open house, but I question how many people will show up and doubt cheap Fanny will serve any food or drinks at the event. We will undoubtedly see a couple of days of Xmas food prep. Plus how many Xmas trees will be decorated?

Fanny & Snorty will most likely head off to Paris and Notre Dame to meet up with Viv, Potty will visit the shitoo for a pre-Xmas shagging session and then they’ll be off to the SoF to drink copious amounts of champers with Tante and Oncle for Xmas before heading back to London for New Years!
 
Lady Avonlea said:
So what’s left for the rest of the advent season? Fanny is going to have two Xmas parties (36 mini crackers) + a fake early Xmas dinner (8 Xmas crackers). There will also be the chapel open house, but I question how many people will show up and doubt cheap Fanny will serve any food or drinks at the event. We will undoubtedly see a couple of days of Xmas food prep. Plus how many Xmas trees will be decorated?

Fanny & Snorty will most likely head off to Paris and Notre Dame to meet up with Viv, Potty will visit the shitoo for a pre-Xmas shagging session and then they’ll be off to the SoF to drink copious amounts of champers with Tante and Oncle for Xmas before heading back to London for New Years!
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They have fake Boxing Day and I bet they will use pre-film footage of them decorating Christmas trees from about a month ago for château, DIY. They will probably go to the local town Christmas Festivities or markets.
 
graciemckitten said:
Updated comments from tattle dog video.

@beciaaus2811
15 hours ago
CD Christmas 2024 vlog #7…from 9:05 onwards... Philip’s interaction with John’s dog says a lot how much he does (not) like dogs!

click and watch until 9: 25. He does not like dogs. He repeatedly pushes the dog away and wiping his hands on his coat, Stephanie also does not seem to understand that she is looking at loser Phillips plans for the Stephanie Jarvis memorial library and his study at the dump after he is in the will and she is gone.


CoralHullforJesusChrist
2 days ago
Awful program. There is a very lonely ginger cat that is starved for attention and would love to be inside with his "family". Is anyone able to offer this cat a loving family home?
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Some viewers start to see through Snorts, they can have a clear view what a piece of sh*t he is…
He is disgusting and he hates dogs…
Snorts developed this animal loving character to soften the Grannies, but it all fake.
He had no true interest in the animals of the forest, no real interest in poor Lancelot the same way he hates Galahad and despise Ash Johnnie’s dog. He pretends to be sweet and animal loving but he hates animals.
What I know is, only evil people hate dogs, and cats.


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So Dan got his nearly mature plants from Davey and there are some there for Fanny, Brian made me laugh when he said and we have some plants for a place called lalaland. The espalier trees are so much better that Dan got as well. So now we will see Fanny hire another van to go to Dans to pick up the plants.

Its beyond ridiculous the whole chateau and garden scenario planted before they make a house even liveable And using Davey from the Netherlands to purchase plants and to be delivered, they must be very cheap.
 
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