The Chateau Diaries #338 Sorry Patreons, no vlog for you this week, too busy spending your money. XOXO, Greedy Bish

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Fanny used to put up a lovely Xmas tree. I actually thought it was a nice tradition when Fanny and Potty would go to pick up a fresh tree each Xmas. Now Snorty has taken over, cocked his hind leg and pissed on something else in the shitoo.
The woodland theme is en pointe this year, but Snorty’s tree’s look like crap - all very one dimensional and he’s wasted a load of money buying a ton of new baubles. That squirrel handing from the light is cheap and tacky and looks dead.
I always think they do gorgeous trees but this year was UGLY AF. The brown and the silver do not work well together. Not that brown, and not that silver. The designer in me weeps. Horrible, Horrible trees. The rodent hanging from the chandelier looks tossed there by a drunk. Just waiting for someone to put their glasses on and say "Oh right, there it is" and pull it down. WHAT. ARE. THEY. THINKING. And what moron is sending them caviar and the rest of it?? They are so trailer park compared to the other chateau owners, I CANNOT. Also what disaster happened in the winter salon that it is never shown? The only part of this chateau we ever see is that ratchet ass kitchen and occasionally her bedroom. You know the rest is packed to the gills with his tit and not useable. Obnoxious. Call it the Kitchen diaries. No chateau to be seen. The outside could be a cardboard set for all they show.
 
Dear Fanny. Is there any chance at all that you might consider sharing some of the luxury items with a care home, or the people who work at Emmaus or make up a hamper for someone in need in your area? Making up a hamper would be a nice, festive advent theme and someone could benefit. Or perhaps one of the trees gifted to you could go to the local care home. You wouldn't miss it - any of it.
 
Stephanie was lying about the dog having to go to the vet all the time to get probiotics. The dog have been taken to the vet at any point in the past four months, the dog’s nails would’ve been trimmed. Stephanie is lying because she wants people to think that they take the dog to the vet regularlly but they do not. Pathological Stephanie cannot tell the truth if her life depended upon it. Stephanie lied and said the vet told me when I saw him that it was normal for this type of breed. Liar.
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dragonbry67
2 minutes ago
Whatever happened with the heat? I know they postponed due the death, but they're 2 years on now. ??

@valeriecoffey3105
9 minutes ago
I thought tge joke was in poor taste


@yvonnesullivan4388
21 minutes ago
I didnt Gerrys jokeceither womens knickers away in a manager

@carolyn64
41 minutes ago
I really hate to admit this but I didnt get the punch line of Gerry's Christmas joke? Any help


@carolinegooder7091
7 minutes ago
The knickers are carol's

@teresadopeysmum3268
17 minutes ago
Nati & Amoury are always eating the evening meal at the chateau...are living back there?
Gracie is right. You take your dog to the vet, here, and they've cleaned his anal glands and snipped his claws before they ever get to "What seems to be the problem?" It's almost knee jerk with most vets. Can't imagine they saw his claws and let him out of there like that. They'd trim them and give them a lecture. In America, anyway. Dunno what kind of pop up vet she's using in France, but that is ridiculous.
 
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wonderfulworldofty
3 minutes ago
The workshop is still the only thing being worked on lots of travelling and shopping and not much else, loosing interest tbh. Can we have an update of where things are at? The heating? Finishing off the Chapel? The major interior works? The back pergola area which needed major work? There was some rooms that were been worked on, where are they at? The gardens? A lot of us are here for the chateau and don’t care for shopping, dog updates and dinners - please don’t forget us

stillkicking2445
18 minutes ago (edited)
a rose bud in November? It’s the middle of December….what is the time lag of the videos….?

@alisonmeachem8852
19 minutes ago
The lack of heating does begger belief


@irisfulkerson6968
1 hour ago
Yes Just wondering why no heat yet.

@skygreenraven
22 minutes ago
There are a lot of permits and pre approvals required that are delaying things
 
Feed tiny dogs no more than a half teaspoon of peanut butter a day. They are poisoning the dog.

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Is it safe to give puppies peanut butter?** Puppies can enjoy peanut butter in moderation, but it's important to introduce new foods slowly and monitor for any signs of digestive upset

Can peanut butter cause pancreatitis in dogs?
Portion Control. The rule of thumb: Don’t overdo it. Limit your dog’s consumption of peanuts to that of an occasional treat, not a meal. Due to its high concentration of fats, too much peanut butter can lead to pancreatitis, a very painful health condition for dogs.
My dog.got pancreas from a sausage the skittered off the table once. She swallowed it before it hit the ground. A few hours later poor girl was so sick. Rushed her right in. After tests and fluids. Pancreatitis. From then on she never had cheese, peanut butter or anything that would set it off. Galahad is soooo tiny they should be so careful what he eats..... But they won't, poor little thing is doomed
 
My dog.got pancreas from a sausage the skittered off the table once. She swallowed it before it hit the ground. A few hours later poor girl was so sick. Rushed her right in. After tests and fluids. Pancreatitis. From then on she never had cheese, peanut butter or anything that would set it off. Galahad is soooo tiny they should be so careful what he eats..... But they won't, poor little thing is doomed
I agree with you. I don’t think he will live very long. He is a nervous wreck most of the time.They will kill him through their negligence and recklessness. Poor dog. Like Ratso 1.0, Moneymaker 2.0 deserves a better home and a chance at survival. It is difficult watching them film their ongoing abuse of the tiny dog for content.Neither of the gruesome twosome like animals or are competent to care for an animal.
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@cmhf5776
3 hours ago
Im increasingly concerned about a member of the Tattle group that keeps posting truly outrageous stuff about SJ. I dont like her as much as the next person, but the Tattle woman is getting more an more deranged each postshe makes there. She acusses SJ of sex vacations with M8chael potts, of sex tours in Japan with other chateau people and her current post is all about the lies SJ is supposed to have told. Its over the top nastyness! I bet she can't prove none of it. I bet even more she lovex the attention she gets and she posts on and on and on about Galahad. Every post is about how Galahad is mistreated. She never shuts up. Her posts are sooooo long that you have to scroll forever for her to get to the point. Giant pictures of the same thing over and over. She never paid this much attention when that South African girl died, no, its only about the dog. Ratso 2 this Ratso 2 that. People at Tattle are ever so nice to each other but this woman takes the cake. She's a b*tch make no mistake. I dont like Stephanie at all, having met her I can say shs a b*tch to, but shes got nothing on this Tattle woman.
 
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It looks like Stephanie dropped at least $400 for each one of her three new trees. That’s about $1200 to prepare the dining room for Château DIY filming. Spendthrift 5 star Fanny just hemorrhages $$$$$$ every minute of every day.

I know in the past she purchased Balsam Hill trees, so what happened to them? Did the mice get to them? The trees Gerry and Snorts pulled out of the box still had tags on them, so she can't try to say they are the same trees. SMH, and what happened to the old ornaments as well? They have been sent thousands in years past (like the peacocktail tree ones), but now they are MIA. I agree 100% with @LurkingMeg- the decorations this year were pretty vile- who actually looks at brown baubles and says, "YES!" SMH. It all looked pretty half-assed.

If "Sultana" is truly real, she must be a very lonely person to send all of that to Fanny & Fiends. Fanny, of course, must not be feeling much love from the gangsta grannies this year- nary a single Fortnum & Mason hamper has appeared on her doorstep (but this was filmed in November, after all), so even though Cadeaux was discontinued, Fanny passive aggressively does not want anyone to stop sending her expensive gifts. If one sends her something very expensive and over the top, she will mention their name on CD and make a toast. So dumb.
 
I agree with you. I don’t think he will live very long. He is a nervous wreck most of the time.They will kill him through their negligence and recklessness. Poor dog. Like Ratso 1.0, Moneymaker 2.0 deserves a better home and a chance at survival. It is difficult watching them film their ongoing abuse of the tiny dog for content.Neither of the gruesome twosome like animals or are competent to care for an animal.
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@cmhf5776
3 hours ago
Im increasingly concerned about a member of the Tattle group that keeps posting truly outrageous stuff about SJ. I dont like her as much as the next person, but the Tattle woman is getting more an more deranged each postshe makes there. She acusses SJ of sex vacations with M8chael potts, of sex tours in Japan with other chateau people and her current post is all about the lies SJ is supposed to have told. Its over the top nastyness! I bet she can't prove none of it. I bet even more she lovex the attention she gets and she posts on and on and on about Galahad. Every post is about how Galahad is mistreated. She never shuts up. Her posts are sooooo long that you have to scroll forever for her to get to the point. Giant pictures of the same thing over and over. She never paid this much attention when that South African girl died, no, its only about the dog. Ratso 2 this Ratso 2 that. People at Tattle are ever so nice to each other but this woman takes the cake. She's a b*tch make no mistake. I dont like Stephanie at all, having met her I can say shs a b*tch to, but shes got nothing on this Tattle woman.
HAHAHA. Which one of you posted that to lure the patrons into googling "Tattle group" and joining us here? Very clever. Or is it one of their sock accounts to get people over HERE to bash US? Could go either way. Won't work out if it's the later.
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I know in the past she purchased Balsam Hill trees, so what happened to them? Did the mice get to them? The trees Gerry and Snorts pulled out of the box still had tags on them, so she can't try to say they are the same trees. SMH, and what happened to the old ornaments as well? They have been sent thousands in years past (like the peacocktail tree ones), but now they are MIA. I agree 100% with @LurkingMeg- the decorations this year were pretty vile- who actually looks at brown baubles and says, "YES!" SMH. It all looked pretty half-assed.
Balsam Hill trees are pricey but look real for a fake tree. Bring those back. The one's phillip had looked like stuff you get at the discount store.
 
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The color of his balls (LOL! His balls!!!), in my view, isn't the issue so much as he's got all of those stupid trees in the dining room, a room that isn't large enough and whose ceiling isn't high enough. One tree, with all of the ornaments he parsed out to the three or four trees in there (I skipped around, so I don't know if I have the exact number of trees - it was boring and I hate Philip) would have looked much better. Plus all the ornaments appeared to be the same size. It just looked ugly. And stupid.

At the end of the day, Stephanie doesn't care and it shows! She's not going to be there for Christmas, anyway. She'll likely be down at Amaury's parent's home.
 
AddisonHubbard-g3m
1 minute ago
Stephanie, my dog Bella, who was the most incredible Husky, almost died of pancreatitis. She was not able to ever eat pork. I do not think you should give Galahad any food or treats other than his food until he is completely well


@Limogi

wonderfulworldofty

2 hours ago
The workshop is still the only thing being worked on
lots of travelling and shopping and not much else, loosing interest tbh.

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@Sparrowdean
1 hour ago
This channel was always promoted as being about Stephanie's life at the chateau, her friends, family and her travels. It was never promoted as being a purely renovation channel. Plenty of renovation channels to choose from, yet you choose to watch this one and then complain about the content


alisonmeachem8852
2 hours ago
The lack of heating does begger belief

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮angry loser Philip
@Sparrowdean
1 hour ago
Didn't you see the blazing log burner? They have several of them plus open fires, oil and electric heaters.


27 minutes ago
People should stop feeding Galahad treats. Problem solved.

rochelleallen4477
28 minutes ago (edited)
Where are the Balsam tress and tons of ornaments from the previous years? They were larger and flush

sphilli40
1 hour ago
Why didn’t natie have a beer ?????? ………. Are we expecting something or am I just crazy

ben-andyhein7497
1 hour ago
Um, unless you filmed ahead for Advent, if Jerry arrived "today", December 8th, there's a rosebud in DECEMBER. I do understand that your day began unbelievably EARLY! lolz

katieirish5765
1 hour ago
Squirrel hanging over the dinning table: ah....no.


@corinnebouzigues
1 hour ago
Sunday afternoon december 8 was a great day for the chapelle who was open for public visit. To meet all the people of the château de Lalande has been à great moment . To see the renovation of the chapelle in reality has been a great expérience for me. Thank you Stéphanie for this opportunity.
 
HAHAHA. Which one of you posted that to lure the patrons into googling "Tattle group" and joining us here? Very clever. Or is it one of their sock accounts to get people over HERE to bash US? Could go either way. Won't work out if it's the later.
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Balsam Hill trees are pricey but look real for a fake tree. Bring those back. The one's phillip had looked like stuff you get at the discount store.
Gerry and Snorty were wearing gloves to fluff the trees and gloves are included with the Balsam Hill trees. Snorty has no idea how to properly decorate Xmas trees. Those baubles are as poorly hung as Snorty!
 
@christinastewart4910
3 hours ago
Does Philip work from home, just wondering how he supports himself.

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@carolinegooder7091
3 hours ago
Stephanie said in the comments years ago that Philip has four major roles; helping Natti with the administration work, filming, editing, and doing interior decorating at Lalande. He hunts upgrades to the antiques in the B&B and runs an online porcelain shop with Stephanie now. He also paints even ceilings when he hates heights. He does wallpapering with Jerry and Stephanie. He is always cleaning in the B&B also.
 
The Pantone Color of the Year for 2025 was announced on December 6th. It is Mocha Mousse.

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I give myself permission to ignore Pantone's colors of the year. They've been crap for a while. Sh*t brown is not my color.
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AddisonHubbard-g3m
1 minute ago
Stephanie, my dog Bella, who was the most incredible Husky, almost died of pancreatitis. She was not able to ever eat pork. I do not think you should give Galahad any food or treats other than his food until he is completely well


@Limogi

wonderfulworldofty

2 hours ago
The workshop is still the only thing being worked on
lots of travelling and shopping and not much else, loosing interest tbh.

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@Sparrowdean
1 hour ago
This channel was always promoted as being about Stephanie's life at the chateau, her friends, family and her travels. It was never promoted as being a purely renovation channel. Plenty of renovation channels to choose from, yet you choose to watch this one and then complain about the content


alisonmeachem8852
2 hours ago
The lack of heating does begger belief

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮angry loser Philip
@Sparrowdean
1 hour ago
Didn't you see the blazing log burner? They have several of them plus open fires, oil and electric heaters.


27 minutes ago
People should stop feeding Galahad treats. Problem solved.

rochelleallen4477
28 minutes ago (edited)
Where are the Balsam tress and tons of ornaments from the previous years? They were larger and flush

sphilli40
1 hour ago
Why didn’t natie have a beer ?????? ………. Are we expecting something or am I just crazy

ben-andyhein7497
1 hour ago
Um, unless you filmed ahead for Advent, if Jerry arrived "today", December 8th, there's a rosebud in DECEMBER. I do understand that your day began unbelievably EARLY! lolz

katieirish5765
1 hour ago
Squirrel hanging over the dinning table: ah....no.


@corinnebouzigues
1 hour ago
Sunday afternoon december 8 was a great day for the chapelle who was open for public visit. To meet all the people of the château de Lalande has been à great moment . To see the renovation of the chapelle in reality has been a great expérience for me. Thank you Stéphanie for this opportunity.
I wish people would realize that the only woman of child bearing age in that chateau is Marie.
 
@Jackolantern83
14 minutes ago
It’s a shame the heating is still not working! Poor Nattie looked almost blue. Maybe you should stop shopping at Fortune and Masons and going on endless holidays and start prioritising the chateau and the people who live and work in it.



LizaPark-tg7si
4 hours ago
At some stage, please, please, explain why the heating still isn’t operational

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@annettewalter2273
3 hours ago
Why? It isn’t your heating. Such a strange request and none of our business.

@carolyn64
3 hours ago (edited)
@annettewalter2273 we all have been invited into their family via this YouTube channel and we have a connection to them and their well-being! They told us about the accident when it happened! You are being unnecessarily hostile in my opinion!


@ednadolan9253
2 hours ago
I thought the accident happened at the Chapel, someone falling off the scaffolding I thought


@adriennemcdonald3017
2 hours ago
It’d be nice if non-pateons got a bit of an explanation on things from time to time. I feel we get left in the dark about quite a few things


@annaguscott3510
2 hours ago
Cause they spend all the cash on treats and holidays


@RTCPhotoWork
2 hours ago
@CB-xt5tw When they were having the heating worked on, one of the people working for the heating/chimney company fell from the roof. There was an investigation about that accident. In the meantime since then (what I've gathered from patreons who are the only ones directly in the know and bits and pieces from videos) there has been a hold-up because of how fireproof the boiler room Amaury was building in the stables needed to be. Specifics about how the door needed to be locked on which side, the amount of clearance between the heaters and the walls of the fireproof room, the thickness of those walls, etc.
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@marygoodson4920
2 hours ago
What accident?
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@yvonnekern5374
1 hour ago
The accidental death of someone related to the heating is not discussed. In previous vlogs. We all understand not to speaknof it..

carolyn64
1 hour ago (edited)
@maria3845 ok now I watch every vlog but I don't remember anything about an accident in the chapel? A few more details please? I do recall that Stephanie requested that we didn't ask them questions about the death out of respect for the family and friends of the victim?


@noreenen2347
1 hour ago
@maria3845 other than saying there was an accident and someone died it hasnt been discussed anywhere and nor should it be. the person has a family and it shouldnt be open to nosy people




@lindahiggs9894
8 hours ago
I was very surprised that you bought meat and dairy products as you are not allowed to bring them to France from the UK after Brexit. I miss not being able to bring cheddar cheese and pork pies.
 
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