The Chateau Diaries #338 Sorry Patreons, no vlog for you this week, too busy spending your money. XOXO, Greedy Bish

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In today’s local paper, Carcassonne edition, byline top right hand corner...

In the Aude wind gusts recorded at 193 km/h. That's 120 mph!

It does get windy here in the south. Happy to report no ice and snow. Though due to aforementioned wind my plans for today have changed

 
Lochness Monster said:
The Twatt in a hat is not only collecting china.
He has a huge stash of Crystal too.
When Fanny said that he could collect more decanters when filming at the pavilion in Brighton I could have slapped her.
Last time I counted he had 24 decanters on top of the book case(Libra ray🙄) and now paucillin cabinet.
Here is his grandparents cabinet already stuffed full and just look at all the stuff in that room.
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I bet he's either now got or has his nasty little eyes on Izzy's Georgian glassware. He's been over that place and the SA pad with a fine tooth comb making notes of what he wants.

You won't be able to move in that hovel soon, it's repulsive.
 
By heck the postage for that pile of secondhand books that will never be looked at again must have been enormous. That twit in a hat (although now that we all love this name have you noticed the hat has disappeared) must have been bored shitless to have the time to amass so many. Don’t get me wrong as I love books and could loiter quite happily among library shelves for hours but the books at the shittoo are just left discarded and abandoned never to be read again. They just quietly rot away either in Narnia or in cardboard boxes in the container units that will remain unopened until those two have shuffled off their mortal coils.
 
newengland said:
@Miss Trunchbull...his upside down head.


Yes, his head is upside down, like an upside down butternut squash.

…rather unfortunate.
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Sorry to repost.
One of his best …
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graciemckitten said:
Stephanie is really working hard to downplay her wardrobe. She is wearing secondhand, solid color sweaters, a pervy, daddy Derek scarf, and her $800 blue coat nonstop, wearing her greasy hair pull back into a ponytail, no rings or pricey jewelry. Forgot to wear your mentos engagement ring again, Stephanie? She thinks that will detract from the thousands of dollars she’s been dropping this past week a more five star hotels, shopping, antiques, expensive food, and alcohol, an expensive advent calendars.

Is her trip to tobacco Johnny’s her 50th trip away from the dump this year? She will do anything but stay at the dump. She doesn’t need any money for renovations, she’s never there.
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She was trying hard to hide it but I could see she had a ring on in F and M . It looks like an aquamarine not an antique maybe 1980’s. She will say Loser bought if for her for Christmas no doubt.
 

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Miss Trunchbull said:
Are we led to believe they both slept in this tiny bed together? And snorts doesn’t look too pleased, tho it’s difficult to tell with his upside down head…I honestly feel sick at how much stuff they bought in Sainsbury’s…it’s over the top….shopping fatigue doesn’t seem to be a thing in their book….I get it just watching them….
and Amaury shows us his blister, sorry, wound…..4 hours surgery ….what were they doing? I don’t think there’s enough stuff in a wrist, not a hand, to take four hours of specialist surgery…..it’s uncanny…..and a surgeon wouldn’t have left all that skin around the blister flapping about as it would collect bacteria. So can we agree it’s a blister from holding up Snorts’ panels whilst he minces about deciding at what height they should go ?
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It’s almost in the same spot I have faint stitch marks from having carpal tunnel surgery. I wasn’t put under for that just must have had my arm numbed or something. I can’t remember. It also didn’t take 4 hours.
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T Rex said:
Ryan has to be buying views- his vlogs are awful! How on earth does he have now 145K subscribers and 74K views on his latest vlog?!? They are dreadful. His content is akin to Amy (Rosieries) and Billy's best mate, grumpy Phil! Honestly, how can he have more viewers than Amanda & Lincoln? If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish, it is a fish!

I am going to give my Shitoo Christmas guest list guess predictions (which probably will be filmed next week, as we full know all too well Snorts and she will be off traveling during the holiday)- Fanny, Snorts, FRK, Herr Nuti, Amaury, Andrew, Andi, and Gerry.
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Although she did say to old fag ash lil when they left his chateau that they would be seeing him in a couple of day.
 
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LurkingMeg said:
Wouldn't Chantal and Stephen's children and grandchildren like to be at THEIR house. She has no children! Why is she forcing everyone to come to that walk-in refrigerator during the holidays?!
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FFS for what they spend in hotels and restaurant's every winter, they can more than afford to heat the farmhouse.
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I believe it was already said that the aunt and uncle are having their own Christmas in the South of France. Carienter Cuz and the Natzi are going there. They won’t be at LiarLand.

Who is on the list of 8 at LiarLand for Christmas? Probably:

Brocunt
Gayancé
Swedish Chef
Abandoned Andrew
Andi
Honey
Tacksy Fare
 
JackSpratt said:
Just a ickle bit more shopping in London before setting off.

Stopping off at Fag Ash Lil's place to take him his duty free Cigs. Hasn't he achieved a lot at his place Fanny, bet you're well jell. Even a fountain!

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The Twatt in the Hat must have spent a fortune on getting those books posted, he will now be eve more of an insufferable bore in his antique and architectural 'knowledge'. 🤢 :rolleyes:

No excuse now Bunboy, you've told the world you're fit and able, so get your finger out your arse and get working! tit of get off the pot!
Now does that look like the aftermath of sticking a moving drill bit into your wrist?

'Oh look a tall dark handsome man at the door' exclaims Fanny, not quite the sentence that springs to my mind when describing Trixie.

Try however you like Fan but yet again a lackluster vlog.

Letter L

Louche
Lactose Intolerant
Lymes Disease
Larceny
LIAR


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It’s so funny as I’d not read this post before I called him fag ash lil as well. Great minds think alike. 😂😉
 
Pekey said:
If she does marry him....... OMG , he will be even worse !!!!
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we need electric gates at ours. How far is Tobacco Johns from La Lande. Who stays at new friends house and gets up at mid day? Don't her patreons click how quickly John's place is done? Ummm Truly Fanny and the Pube are just utterly grotesque to watch nowadays. Made me laugh only 8 for Christmas -look no one wants to come.
 
Lochness Monster said:
The Twatt in a hat is not only collecting china.
He has a huge stash of Crystal too.
When Fanny said that he could collect more decanters when filming at the pavilion in Brighton I could have slapped her.
Last time I counted he had 24 decanters on top of the book case(Libra ray🙄) and now paucillin cabinet.
Here is his grandparents cabinet already stuffed full and just look at all the stuff in that room.
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tuffiti said:
I've finaly started working on the travel video. I've stopped watching her main channel so can't quite remember all her travel destinations from November. Anyone here who does?

Please also let me know if any trips are missing:

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Fanny quote - 'I have always travelled for 3 months every year'

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Uncanny and he really is sucking the life's blood out of that place.
 
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Uh oh.... :eek: :LOL:

@Andreacats1125
9 minutes ago

Stephanie and Philip, why are you so cruel to RUBY THE CAT? He deserves THE SAME love, attention and care as the pigeons, peacocks, chickens, rams and dogs of the "chateau"!! Cats are spiritual animals!! Is it because you two can't stand to look deep within yourselves?? We, animal rescuers, are LIVID to see people like you, who BUY expensive dogs from puppy farms, "accessory dogs", that are disposable and easily replaceable (as we recently saw), but RUBY who was there way before the dogs (even before Amaury's dogs) and he gets SOOO neglected! Does he even have a warm blanket to sleep in? I doubt it. You didn't even bother to change HIS name to a male one! That's disgusting the way you all (except, maybe, Marie) treat the cat! I really wish somebody would offer to take the cat away, rename him and give him a home, good food, proper vet care, a warm bed and LOVE as he deserves. Deep down, you're not nice people at all.


@ajm6623
19 minutes ago
Stephanie a reminder: You can no longer take products of animal origin, such as any food or drink contain meat or dairy, or plants and plant products into the EU in your luggage, vehicle, or person. There are certain exemptions to this rule for quantities of powdered infant milk, infant food, confectionary, specialised foods and pet feed. Please don't take dairy products from the UK into the EU.
 
And do they not sell double cream (or heavy cream or whipping cream) in France?

I just find it very hard to believe that most of the things she bought aren't available in France. However, she did buy Andrew something (for a change).

ETA: she bought a roll of fondant and marzipan icing for something she said a guest had brought. Maybe these types of convenience foods aren't available.
 
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