The Chateau Diaries #335 When Stephanie started to sing, my last fertile egg self-destructed

[OhIDontKnow...]

Saying out loud you love someone these days doesn't have the sincerity it once had. It has a become so common place and habitual that I cringe with second hand embarrassment sometimes.

I mean it every time I say it, and I say it every time I talk to or see my family. I became convinced in my early twenties that everyone could die at any time and I have to make sure I tell them every time.
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Stephanie purchased a drone a while back for loser Herbert Philip to learn to use but I don’t know if he’s broken it already or they lost it. When Stephanie went to her best friend’s chateau where the Nailberry chick lives, someone flu, a drone into a tree, and Nick the tree guy had to climb the tree and retrieve the drone. Was it Dan who did that or was it loser Snorts? Either way, Loser Herbert Philip has had a couple of years to learn how to use a drone and has failed to do so, which is a pity, because it would have doubled his current only skill of half ass setting a cluttered table for dinner once a week 8 months out of the year ( and even then, he can’t be arsed to iron the tablecloth).
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Î vote for the bonfire!! That coat has been nasty for years now. No wonder they are always sick. The Jarvis crew are literally a dirty, dirty family. Their nursing care homes must have been gross.
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Couldn’t you see the CD video with a clickbait title and Stephanie‘s hands on both sides of her gaping open pie hole, “ Philip made an exciting discovery” and he would be holding up Gerry’s birth certificate.
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They are the most obnoxious travelers. Remember this gem from one of the luxury safaris?

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Loser Herbert Philip would likely be unable to find anything to eat in Morocco that was acceptable to his delicate palate, e.g, spaghetti, mushy peas, or crème brûlée.

What are the odds that Gerry’s real mother was also a munchkin along with his real unmentioned dad? Pretty low I’d say. He’s maybe 5 feet tall. They are all midgets.

 

[shatcho shiek]

them reading here ...... and rage baiting with the little troll wearing my clans tartan to Morocco. Please visit the square and pet the I want to see this and the twats pocket emptied.....
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what ever gets the work done,,, dont think this will end well either. E

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opps i didnt have my glasses or my first stand the spoon up coffee ...on this morning and wrong tartan. Thankfully....... enjoy Sadie , a good pipe clean never hurt anyone and it seems you have more sense than fanny not to keep old ties around for the occasional cleaning . I m not one to hang around with old boyfriends either ....

 

[AndAnotherName]

What's with Snort's hairline???




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[shatcho shiek]

oxygmoron statement here I guess.....if youre going to troll us at least do it with some dignity this is an evening jacket , oh good lord the clown act its getting so old. oh and jacket from Shein... and we have burnt sacrificial offerings from snorty... at least its warm I guess not that tuna, pineapple pasta or cold mushy peas...

 

[graciemckitten]

mocarra100
7 hours ago
Philip better go on the next trip, you have a young gentleman serenading you lol


moragmaceachen2323
29 minutes ago
Another holiday

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chemokiki
1 hour ago
What a beautiful ending to a stomach-packed day! But how does Philips feel about you on the roof in the moonlight alone with a handsome young man serenading you? Hmmm.

carolineallen2285
10 hours ago
So sad Philip didn't go on the trip. Stephanie would have missed him greatly.




Facelessface1
15 hours ago
You should rescue dogs instead of buying them

IDIOTS. A PRAGUE RATTER IS NOT HYPOALLERGENIC AND THR DOG SHEDS.
@mireille4751
8 hours ago
They are allergic to dog hair and want a tiny dog : a dog with such requirements cannot be found in a shelter in France.

@Facelessface1
7 hours ago
@mireille4751 they can take meds for that if I'm not incorrect

@BiancaMH
6 hours ago
@Facelessface1 Who would want to take medicine if they don't have to?






lisaong3734
2 hours ago
You shouldve taken Marie, she deserves some pampering, Phillip doesn't always want to travel. If he doesn't want to go on a trip take her, she'd appreciate it

@angeladawn8
20 hours ago
“ Phillip is missing a good plate

aldaluisacorsini7561
22 hours ago
The Italian inventors of lasagna will jump on their seats when they see that concoction being cooked and call it "lasagne".

MrMomo182
4 hours ago
When she said it continues cumin, I thought she said it contains human

jennifersimpson3751
6 hours ago
The dead lamb ruined the whole video

marthaizaguirre6363
6 hours ago
Stephanie, I hope just you and Phillip can visit Marrakesh one day!

robloxgoofs1916
7 hours ago
Yeah Ruby

BAD HIP/ BACK Fanny WALKED WITHOUT A PROBLEM.HMMMMMMMMM.
drusabs
6 hours ago
It looks amazing but all that walking would destroy my hips and back

christineh5790
8 hours ago
Marie CERTAINLY DESERVES a gastronomic trip to Marrakesh with you Stephanie


@claret6937
1 day ago
I apologise for being rude but, I find the wall paper in the Grand Salon quite oppressive.

asshold Philip
@mireille4751
12 hours ago
Wasn’t it the Persian bedroom that we saw?



@karenhantsche9270
6 hours ago
Thank you for taking us along with you!

erickoelsch562
7 hours ago
My chances of personally visiting Marrakech are nil. So thanks for allowing your fans to tag along.

@laurenglass4514
7 hours ago
Wonderful episode thank you for sharibg

robbiemoriarty7499
8 hours ago
Thank You Stephanie for taking me along. Delightful


@wandacasper5612
14 hours ago
Thanks for allowing us to tag along with u

debtheguest3109
8 hours ago
What a beautiful song! I loved all the places you took us to and the food....WOW! Thank you for filming Stephanie, it's so much fun to travel with you.

lesleytaylor-brett4176
8 hours ago
It’s amazing how Stephanie is so dedicated to creating content for us to enjoy even when she is on holiday


@MompeaTexan76
7 hours ago
This is her job and she enjoys the pay!
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Did Andrew drive the Jarvis crew to the airport because the porch is either been smashed or is not working and there’s not enough room in Marie’s oh Ford to accommodate the four of them and all of their luggage.?

Stephanie, like her Mummy, will kiss any animal for cash $$$$$$$$$.Such an dog abusing con artist,

 

[JackSpratt]

Look at me with my dodgy hip going on a walking food tour.

I'm absolutely stuffed but I'll cram as much food in as i can.

Marie would have loved it here, yes she would!

Looks like she's bringing you back spices Marie but sadly they've been adjusted for that wankers taste. Still she might get you another mug.

Gerry and HIS food fads is a dead loss too.

Clearing shite at Lalande and Mummy's getting the tit and condom painting back.

Look what wonderful time I'm having you peasants!

 

[Boleyn sister]

I reckon their falling out, if indeed there was one, was over the crispy shiteau.

Remember Dan turned up at Fanny's farmhouse one day, saying he had a "business proposition" he wanted to discuss with Amaury? He could have approached Amaury to come in on the rennovations of Charmont, that they restore the ruin together, film it for Youtube, and the fans would pay for it. Wisely, Amaury would have said no. No because Dan is a lazy bastard who takes too many risks, no because Dan is a lazy bastard who cuts too many corners, no because he's a cheap dick, no because he's irresponsible, no because he's dangerous, no because he's an ignorant fool who would have left Amaury, a real carpenter, to do all the work.

Dan would have used all his powers of persuasive begging, and having pleaded his case for Charmont, been given a firm no. Experiencing anger and disappointment at this, Dan would have said something disparaging about Amaury or his work, or worse about Natzi and have been told to duck off. End of the friendship, huzzah!

basically dantheman is the new ladyofthelostlake ...

i felt like it had something to do with the chimneysweep but maybe that is about the safety in general as you said, annemarie dodged the bullet with this one as I believe some disaster is waiting to happen

 

[Pyke]

Just watched Fanny's latest effort...
Is she not aware (rules are for other people) that the use of drones is strictly prohibited in Morocco? If undeclared upon arrival, drones are confiscated for up to 45 days abd good luck getting it back. If caught bringing one into Morocco, fines are approximately €120 with confiscation of the device. Or has she used someone else's stock drone footage without permission?

Snakes don't seem to worry her... not surprising as they recognise their own kind. A snake charmer in Morocco told me the snakes are milked before a performance or have their mouths sewn up for performances, so that they starve to death. Now, I'm not a fan of snakes, but that's just cruel! I would have never given them air time. Nor would I ever encourage, or give money to, those who use performing monkeys. Happily she didn't show them (yet); no need as that's what she's got Gerald for.

Food glorious food Moroccan style and Fanny sticking her greedy dirty mits into everything and sharing. The stores offering a taste usually have toothpicks on offer to try various goodies, why didn't she use them? Nowhere did she use a napkin to wipe her hands after. They are supplied too. No-one needs to see a whole roasted sheep, thanks. Gerald likes none of the food and has shepherd's pie. Fanny rubs Marie's face in it for not being invited. We all know Fanny is never ever going to take her to Marrakesh.

The sweet man playing guitar and singing expects to be paid in cold hard dirhams Fanny! He dies not expect to be paid whatever it is you're thinking he wants, because no, he doesn't want that!

What did I mention in an earlier post about her getting wiped out by someone on a motorbike or moped? Came close there, didn't you Fanny!

Don't think for one minute Fanny is flying a Drone, I am sure she uses something like "Storyblocks" with a subscription for Stock video / photos ?

 

[graciemckitten]

Look at me with my dodgy hip going on a walking food tour.

I'm absolutely stuffed but I'll cram as much food in as i can.

Marie would have loved it here, yes she would!

Looks like she's bringing you back spices Marie but sadly they've been adjusted for that wankers taste. Still she might get you another mug.

Gerry and HIS food fads is a dead loss too.

Clearing shite at Lalande and Mummy's getting the tit and condom painting back.

Look what wonderful time I'm having you peasants!

Stephanie has to let viewers know that she had been Marrakech several times before this trip.

Look at all her over the top fake lovebombing prior to fleeing the dump for 40 second trip this year away from the dump.
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they okay see you very soon I mean it's
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acting like a huge expedition in only
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four days and what's really exciting is
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that although I've been to mares a few
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times none of the others have ever been
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so


Loser Herbert Philip wrote under a fake account that the gruesome twosome will be back at the dump for the entire month of December, 2024 before fleeing the dump in January, 2025. NOTICE THAT HE LEFT A 3 TO 4 WEEKS IN NOVEMBER BLANK, AS TO WHERE THE GRUESOME TWOSOME WOULD ACTUALLY BE …….. BUT THEY WOULD NOT BE AT THE DUMP. We know that the trip to morocco took place a week or so ago, so where are the gruesome twosome staying for three weeks left in November? Are they in Paris? Is Stephanie staying in London for a couple of weeks? Have they been to the south of France for two or three weeks to harass her auntie and uncle and film all of their Christmas decorations?
Where are they going to now? Why can’t even one dump on or stay at the dump and clean out ev3n one of their own damn rooms that are going to be destroyed and rebuilt courtesy of ebegging?

Stephanie acknowledged that Marie would’ve love to go to Marrakesh, there is an empty bed that she could have slept since Loser snorts went to play at EuroDisney, and a ticket to and from Marrakesh would be about $110. Yet selfish Stephanie failed to invite Marie. Would there be no free help to take care of money maker 2.0 OR did Marie need to finish her Cinderella duties of cleaning out all the crap at the dump so Stephanie could go on her 42nd vacay away from the Dump this year?

 

[JackSpratt]

A question for Tattlers living in France . . . have you had frosts yet?

I noticed the yellow dahlias are still green and flowering. If you'd already had frosts would these not be black and withered?

Woke up to it being 1 degree Celsius this morning in the Vendée. Going down slowly.

Hope they're all freezing at the shitoo.

 

[graciemckitten]

Woke up to it being 1 degree Celsius this morning in the Vendée. Going down slowly.

Hope they're all freezing at the shitoo.

Stephanie and Snorts will be somewhere with heating since they will not be present at the Dump this month.

Stephanie has not been bragging about how many scarves have been ordered so far. We know she will lie that whatever figure she gives, but it doesn’t look like from the comments that many viewers ordered scarves.

 

[Pippip]

I realise that a comment I left on her Scottish videos is no longer in my comment history. Someone commented the cost of the train trip was £11,000 per person and I replied that it was a lot of money.

I can see the original comment was removed about the price, so they must have removed my response and blocked me at the same time.

She won’t allow her viewers to know how much money her holiday costs? More proof that SJ is manipulative, as the truth about how much her train holiday costs is hidden from viewers because she needs their money to pay for her renovations, as she wants to spend her money on luxury (if they know that they may stop).

 

[graciemckitten]

Clara said that Dana’s family has close roots in Morocco. Did Fanny go to Morocco with Dana in the past? Recall that Dan went to Morocco in 2023.

The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

The youngs are loving our 80’s fashions at the moment. Those of us who were around for it the first time probably should sit this round out. No matter how hard our bodies are. I love a wonderfully soft polo collar shirt but I would no more pop the collar today as I did 40 years ago. Not to...

tattle.life

Thanks KiKi Gee. Did Fanny go to Marrakesh with ChamberPottie previously? Pottie was in Marrakesh in 2005.

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[JackSpratt]

Stephanie and Snorts will be somewhere with heating since they will not be present at the Dump this month.

Stephanie has not been bragging about how many scarves have been ordered so far. We know she will lie that whatever figure she gives, but it doesn’t look like from the comments that many viewers ordered scarves.

You're right they won't be there for long, too cold for diddums.

They just get away with it over and over, she's like friggin Teflon.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

The food of Morroco is lost on the Scottish clown - Sheppard's pie for dinner! Guess they couldn't find a restaurant that served hamburgers.
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This was the gardener's room, floral potting room, coat room - look at the crap piled up, that FRK was tasked with cleaning out. I think she did that room when they were away in Scotland. FRK is probably just dumping most of the crap into the Natti's unfinished apartment space. That mess didn't happen overnight. Bloody filthy hoarders!
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Fanny's back passage is still dirty and unfinished in today's vlog - why? Because it was filmed a couple of weeks ago.
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Mummy & Percy get to stare at her boobie picture up in their bedroom (but seems they'll finally be heading back to SA shortly after they return from Morocco).
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Surely that's the condom painting that Potts had in Amsterdam. What's it doing there? Maybe Derek did two condom paintings. The state of those rooms with all the junk is unbelievable. What more proof do the gullible fans need to believe that Fanny has wasted millions on over-stuffing that place with her purchases and then neglecting it all and chucking it into any available place? How can they possibly clear all the necessary rooms when there is just no space that is not clear of crap? It's absolutely disgusting to think that Fanny has buggered off to Morocco and left Marie and co to attempt to clear everything. As for Gerry and his "mum", I still think he's Derek's son. He and Fanny share facial characteristics that are different from Isabelle's and Gerry is so like Derek. He may well have called her Mum when he moved in. I may be wrong, of course. Whatever the truth is, it's pretty obvious that they were, and are, a dysfunctional family. I really hope that Fanny and Snorts never, ever, have a child through adoption or surrogacy and thus continue the damage and dysfunction.

 

[Pippip]

Surely that's the condom painting that Potts had in Amsterdam. What's it doing there? Maybe Derek did two condom paintings. The state of those rooms with all the junk is unbelievable. What more proof do the gullible fans need to believe that Fanny has wasted millions on over-stuffing that place with her purchases and then neglecting it all and chucking it into any available place? How can they possibly clear all the necessary rooms when there is just no space that is not clear of crap? It's absolutely disgusting to think that Fanny has buggered off to Morocco and left Marie and co to attempt to clear everything. As for Gerry and his "mum", I still think he's Derek's son. He and Fanny share facial characteristics that are different from Isabelle's and Gerry is so like Derek. He may well have called her Mum when he moved in. I may be wrong, if course. Whatever the truth is, it's pretty obvious that they were, and are, a dysfunctional family. I really hope that Fanny and Snorts never, ever, have a child through adoption or surrogacy and thus continue the damage and dysfunction.

It really is a painting with ‘that’ in. How grim.

 

[graciemckitten]

Did Stephanie passive aggressively and intentionally out Loser Herbert Philip’s trip to EuroDisney because he claimed earlier in the video that he was going to stay with money maker 2.0. at the DuMp to “ take care “ of the replacement Ratso 1.0 And Stephanie thought it made her look bad that she did not want to stay at the dump to take care of HER DOG so she busted Loser philip on his lie about remaining at the Dump?

 

[Cleo's Asp]

You're right they won't be there for long, too cold for diddums.

They just get away with it over and over, she's like friggin Teflon.

She said they'd be at LL during December and for part of January. So, where are they off to in Jan: India, South Africa, perhaps? They will leave everyone else to cope with all the work upheaval, no doubt.

 

[graciemckitten]

Surely that's the condom painting that Potts had in Amsterdam. What's it doing there? Maybe Derek did two condom paintings. The state of those rooms with all the junk is unbelievable. What more proof do the gullible fans need to believe that Fanny has wasted millions on over-stuffing that place with her purchases and then neglecting it all and chucking it into any available place? How can they possibly clear all the necessary rooms when there is just no space that is not clear of crap? It's absolutely disgusting to think that Fanny has buggered off to Morocco and left Marie and co to attempt to clear everything. As for Gerry and his "mum", I still think he's Derek's son. He and Fanny share facial characteristics that are different from Isabelle's and Gerry is so like Derek. He may well have called her Mum when he moved in. I may be wrong, if course. Whatever the truth is, it's pretty obvious that they were, and are, a dysfunctional family. I really hope that Fanny and Snorts never, ever, have a child through adoption or surrogacy and thus continue the damage and dysfunction.

Pottie bought the condom painting back to the dump a year or so ago when he cleaned out his Amsterdam flat and moved all his crap to the dump? Remember that he met Stephanie and loser Snorts in London, they all stayed in bed and breakfast, and then they had a race to see who could get to the dump faster, Pottie in his rental van or Stephanie in her rental van, crammed full with crap from her London flat? Pottie actually won the race, but Stephanie claimEd victory, of course.

Pottie had to bring tons of clothing that Stephanie had left in his Amsterdam flat for over a decade. The condom painting was leaned up against the wall at the dump somewhere.



I do believe that Cuz and Nutty have moved back to the Dump. Are they living in the Marquis apartment?

 

[Pippip]

I did stop watching Stephanie for a whole year because of her lies over her relationship with Phillip. I never minded that she wanted a private life, but she intentionally lied to try and hide their relationship, such as when they went away and she would put on a song and dance about their separate rooms, only for them to be sharing the same room in secret. She actively played smoke and mirrors to deceive her watchers.