The Chateau Diaries #335 When Stephanie started to sing, my last fertile egg self-destructed

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quite understand the poor princess Pollyanna act is quite the facade and she's good at it , its her livelihood living off overs even before youtube so many ex partners,ex husband shes sponges off despite the princess having the means to own serval apartments and daddy and mommie always buying her another she has "managed to make it work for her" at the expense of others emotions time and energy plus labour. Shes not worth once ounce of sympathy .
 
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Gertrude Maud said:
A question for Tattlers living in France . . . have you had frosts yet?

I noticed the yellow dahlias are still green and flowering. If you'd already had frosts would these not be black and withered?
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Down here in the deep south we had one the other morning. Great big, clear skies at night and the temperature dropped to 3/4° overnight. That for mid November through to early December is not unusual for here. Then it warms up again (as long as it doesn't rain) heading towards Christmas. Cold will then strike from January through February.

We went out for lunch at one of the pretty quayside communes on the étang de Thau on Thursday and sat outside on the restaurant's terrace. It was a beautiful clear day and about 16-18°. Had to take a couple of layers off!

The snows are arriving on the high reliefs so if fanny is at the shithole the dampness will be freezing. I really hopes she suffers on her return from Morocco.
 
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Gertrude Maud said:
A question for Tattlers living in France . . . have you had frosts yet?

I noticed the yellow dahlias are still green and flowering. If you'd already had frosts would these not be black and withered?
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Christmas has been and gone…Fanny flappy bird has her own timelines

One measly scoop of feed for SEVEN peacocks 😡
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Ladeda1957 said:
Watching that my takeaway is. Morocco is stunning but Fanny is an entitled, lazy, greedy,unpleasant witch. Gerry is an ignorant fool and the type of tourists that I can’t stand. What I don’t get is that she travels while all her little minions slave away at the Château just rearranging rubbish. It’s such a farce.
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EveRY room is filled with boxes, clutter, clothing. EVERY room, not one is free.
Snorts is to blame for at least half of it.
This furniture re arranging is just giving him opportunities to move his auction hits about.
Just the back passage and service rooms she has shown us recently, all filled to the brim. The china pantry, the big room, the bed rooms. No wonder Fanny cannot think straight and he just is not straight.
Madness . No wonder Fanny cannot bear to be there, the only place she feels safe is her bed . It’s disgusting and sad.
 

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T Rex said:
Sooo, let me get this straight- Sadie has been evicted from Château de la Basmaignée (her words), has no real job, has never finished her flat in the Convent (let alone the small kitchen which is on a Fanny timeline apparently), and now is venturing on a restoration project with Stan for a decrepit Chateau that needs a shyte ton of work- who is funding this immense undertaking? The proverbial piggy bank that is Gwen? Unless Stan is uber wealthy, or Sadie had a sudden inheritance from a long-forgotten gypsy king, I am not buying it (although, to be fair, we do not know Stan's financial situation.) Is Sadie planning to launch a Patreon to get people to pay for it? Where are the horses? Why on earth is Ryan even there? SMH- this spells disaster. Mo has been deleted from all history as well. To be fair, Stan seems like a nice enough (and competent) guy, but I feel like there are so many missing pieces to this puzzle that were not explained. It's hard to take her seriously when she has not accomplished neither jack nor shyte, and cackles throughout the entire vlog.
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Just more chateau smoke and mirrors bullshit. They all, to a man, practice and deal in it. Despicable fanny just seems to be the one to really "make it work for her'.
 
JackSpratt said:
Woke up to it being 1 degree Celsius this morning in the Vendée. Going down slowly.

Hope they're all freezing at the shitoo.
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Woke up to 4.6 C in Castlemaine today and it reached 34.5 C.
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graciemckitten said:
But how does Philips feel about you on the roof in the moonlight alone with a handsome young man serenading you? Hmmm.
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Philip wishes it was he who was being serenaded in the moonlight alone with a handsome young man.
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graciemckitten said:
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It’s amazing how Stephanie is so dedicated to creating content for us to enjoy even when she is on holiday
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She's dedicated all right, dumb arse. Dedicated to churning out content to make money.
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shatcho shiek said:
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oxygmoron statement here I guess.....if youre going to troll us at least do it with some dignity this is an evening jacket , oh good lord the clown act its getting so old. oh and jacket from Shein... and we have burnt sacrificial offerings from snorty... at least its warm I guess not that tuna, pineapple pasta or cold mushy peas...
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He looks like Nicolas Fairford Jnr.
 
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Cleo's Asp said:
Surely that's the condom painting that Potts had in Amsterdam. What's it doing there? Maybe Derek did two condom paintings. The state of those rooms with all the junk is unbelievable. What more proof do the gullible fans need to believe that Fanny has wasted millions on over-stuffing that place with her purchases and then neglecting it all and chucking it into any available place? How can they possibly clear all the necessary rooms when there is just no space that is not clear of crap? It's absolutely disgusting to think that Fanny has buggered off to Morocco and left Marie and co to attempt to clear everything. As for Gerry and his "mum", I still think he's Derek's son. He and Fanny share facial characteristics that are different from Isabelle's and Gerry is so like Derek. He may well have called her Mum when he moved in. I may be wrong, of course. Whatever the truth is, it's pretty obvious that they were, and are, a dysfunctional family. I really hope that Fanny and Snorts never, ever, have a child through adoption or surrogacy and thus continue the damage and dysfunction.
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He referred to her as mum with an indicitive nod in her direction, when he was sharing his story of his first taste of an olive that he thought it was grape.
 
graciemckitten said:
Stephanie purchased a drone a while back for loser Herbert Philip to learn to use but I don’t know if he’s broken it already or they lost it. When Stephanie went to her best friend’s chateau where the Nailberry chick lives, someone flu, a drone into a tree, and Nick the tree guy had to climb the tree and retrieve the drone. Was it Dan who did that or was it loser Snorts? Either way, Loser Herbert Philip has had a couple of years to learn how to use a drone and has failed to do so, which is a pity, because it would have doubled his current only skill of half ass setting a cluttered table for dinner once a week 8 months out of the year ( and even then, he can’t be arsed to iron the tablecloth).
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Î vote for the bonfire!! That coat has been nasty for years now. No wonder they are always sick. The Jarvis crew are literally a dirty, dirty family. Their nursing care homes must have been gross.
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Couldn’t you see the CD video with a clickbait title and Stephanie‘s hands on both sides of her gaping open pie hole, “ Philip made an exciting discovery” and he would be holding up Gerry’s birth certificate.
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They are the most obnoxious travelers. Remember this gem from one of the luxury safaris?


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Loser Herbert Philip would likely be unable to find anything to eat in Morocco that was acceptable to his delicate palate, e.g, spaghetti, mushy peas, or crème brûlée.
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Gerry found shepherd's pie! I imagine it was more of a parmentier with a lamb tagine/ragu filling. But they called it shepherd's pie to appease the tartan gnome, gnashers O'Grady.

Whichever one of you clever wags coined Gnashers O'Grady, chapeau. Sounds like a baddie from Wallace and Gromit.
 
graciemckitten said:
Stephanie has to let viewers know that she had been Marrakech several times before this trip.

Look at all her over the top fake lovebombing prior to fleeing the dump for 40 second trip this year away from the dump.
3:34
they okay see you very soon I mean it's
3:38
acting like a huge expedition in only
3:40
four days and what's really exciting is
3:42
that although I've been to mares a few
3:44
times none of the others have ever been
3:47
so


Loser Herbert Philip wrote under a fake account that the gruesome twosome will be back at the dump for the entire month of December, 2024 before fleeing the dump in January, 2025. NOTICE THAT HE LEFT A 3 TO 4 WEEKS IN NOVEMBER BLANK, AS TO WHERE THE GRUESOME TWOSOME WOULD ACTUALLY BE …….. BUT THEY WOULD NOT BE AT THE DUMP. We know that the trip to morocco took place a week or so ago, so where are the gruesome twosome staying for three weeks left in November? Are they in Paris? Is Stephanie staying in London for a couple of weeks? Have they been to the south of France for two or three weeks to harass her auntie and uncle and film all of their Christmas decorations?
Where are they going to now? Why can’t even one dump on or stay at the dump and clean out ev3n one of their own damn rooms that are going to be destroyed and rebuilt courtesy of ebegging?

Stephanie acknowledged that Marie would’ve love to go to Marrakesh, there is an empty bed that she could have slept since Loser snorts went to play at EuroDisney, and a ticket to and from Marrakesh would be about $110. Yet selfish Stephanie failed to invite Marie. Would there be no free help to take care of money maker 2.0 OR did Marie need to finish her Cinderella duties of cleaning out all the crap at the dump so Stephanie could go on her 42nd vacay away from the Dump this year?
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If the Porsche is out of action I wonder how they are going to get around and if MarIE will once again be left without a car?
 
Maroon convertible parked up at Dans, has Cat swapped her blue one ?
Also throws shade at Fanny "a very different spring clean to what other chateaus are having". FRK should borrow his digger and scoop all crap out of CHMN in one afternoon, that dumping ground room was a disgrace and shows how LAZY they ALL are, it's not as though they are doing ANY renovations.
 
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I am on a rant today, so please forgive me, but when the metaphorical 'scales fall from your eyes' it can cause a mental stir. However, many people look at the comments on her videos and don't question the authenticity, until you become blocked for mild comments and realise they are all gushing for a reason - that is the only type of comment she will tolerate on her channel. Any comment that mentions the cost of things, like the cost of the Scottish trip, will be culled to ensure the viewers keep giving her money (she clearly thinks her spending threatens her image of poor Annie when she puts her hand out for more 'generous donations').
 
C'est moi said:
Down here in the deep south we had one the other morning. Great big, clear skies at night and the temperature dropped to 3/4° overnight. That for mid November through to early December is not unusual for here. Then it warms up again (as long as it doesn't rain) heading towards Christmas. Cold will then strike from January through February.

We went out for lunch at one of the pretty quayside communes on the étang de Thau on Thursday and sat outside on the restaurant's terrace. It was a beautiful clear day and about 16-18°. Had to take a couple of layers off!
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How lovely! @C'est moi, you are so lucky ! I am full of envy...wish I was there! :cry:🥰
 
Gertrude Maud said:
Not only facial characteristics but I've noticed Gerry and Stephanie also share the occasional facial expressions. Something you share only if you are related.
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Also hand movements, he often uses his hands just like flappy bird.

Gerry on holiday is like a dog on heat
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C'est moi said:
If the Porsche is out of action I wonder how they are going to get around and if MarIE will once again be left without a car?
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The Ford and Porsche are in the car park. I expect Andrew oversaw the Porsche service for them.
 

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graciemckitten said:
Stephanie has to let viewers know that she had been Marrakech several times before this trip.

Look at all her over the top fake lovebombing prior to fleeing the dump for 40 second trip this year away from the dump.
3:34
they okay see you very soon I mean it's
3:38
acting like a huge expedition in only
3:40
four days and what's really exciting is
3:42
that although I've been to mares a few
3:44
times none of the others have ever been
3:47
so


Loser Herbert Philip wrote under a fake account that the gruesome twosome will be back at the dump for the entire month of December, 2024 before fleeing the dump in January, 2025. NOTICE THAT HE LEFT A 3 TO 4 WEEKS IN NOVEMBER BLANK, AS TO WHERE THE GRUESOME TWOSOME WOULD ACTUALLY BE …….. BUT THEY WOULD NOT BE AT THE DUMP. We know that the trip to morocco took place a week or so ago, so where are the gruesome twosome staying for three weeks left in November? Are they in Paris? Is Stephanie staying in London for a couple of weeks? Have they been to the south of France for two or three weeks to harass her auntie and uncle and film all of their Christmas decorations?
Where are they going to now? Why can’t even one dump on or stay at the dump and clean out ev3n one of their own damn rooms that are going to be destroyed and rebuilt courtesy of ebegging?

Stephanie acknowledged that Marie would’ve love to go to Marrakesh, there is an empty bed that she could have slept since Loser snorts went to play at EuroDisney, and a ticket to and from Marrakesh would be about $110. Yet selfish Stephanie failed to invite Marie. Would there be no free help to take care of money maker 2.0 OR did Marie need to finish her Cinderella duties of cleaning out all the crap at the dump so Stephanie could go on her 42nd vacay away from the Dump this year?
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FRK didn’t even need an extra bed in Marrakesh as she and Fanny have shared a bed together before including on previous vacations.
 
Lochness Monster said:
Christmas has been and gone…Fanny flappy bird has her own timelines

One measly scoop of feed for SEVEN peacocks 😡
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EveRY room is filled with boxes, clutter, clothing. EVERY room, not one is free.
Snorts is to blame for at least half of it.
This furniture re arranging is just giving him opportunities to move his auction hits about.
Just the back passage and service rooms she has shown us recently, all filled to the brim. The china pantry, the big room, the bed rooms. No wonder Fanny cannot think straight and he just is not straight.
Madness . No wonder Fanny cannot bear to be there, the only place she feels safe is her bed . It’s disgusting and sad.
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.........and Fanny's allowed it to happen.

No wonder Mummy gets pissed off, that tit's even taken over her room. Fanny's allowed that too.

Why?, is she scared he'll pack his porcelain and leave? He's no great loss to her.

That place is so claustraphobic and I think it will just get worse and worse. Fanny's never been the most tidy but this has now got out of control.
 
T Rex said:
Sooo, let me get this straight- Sadie has been evicted from Château de la Basmaignée (her words), has no real job, has never finished her flat in the Convent (let alone the small kitchen which is on a Fanny timeline apparently), and now is venturing on a restoration project with Stan for a decrepit Chateau that needs a shyte ton of work- who is funding this immense undertaking? The proverbial piggy bank that is Gwen? Unless Stan is uber wealthy, or Sadie had a sudden inheritance from a long-forgotten gypsy king, I am not buying it (although, to be fair, we do not know Stan's financial situation.) Is Sadie planning to launch a Patreon to get people to pay for it? Where are the horses? Why on earth is Ryan even there? SMH- this spells disaster. Mo has been deleted from all history as well. To be fair, Stan seems like a nice enough (and competent) guy, but I feel like there are so many missing pieces to this puzzle that were not explained. It's hard to take her seriously when she has not accomplished neither jack nor shyte, and cackles throughout the entire vlog.
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The concept might work if the put Stan in the centre and Sadie behind the camera - should give them plenty of female subscribers. Maybe have somebody else edit the videos, who knows how to tell a story in an interesting way (remember the paint-drying videos from Sadies kitchen, I still fall asleep just from the memory. Stans previous videos weren't much better. A lot of time laps with background music).
 
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