The Chateau Diaries #335 When Stephanie started to sing, my last fertile egg self-destructed

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Well now we know why Snorty was left behind. SJ was on the prowl. She got laid by the young, good looking, Moroccan singer who doesn’t need a hair piece. Take that you lady desk, neck bearded, fork lover. I bet he didn’t have a concave chest or leave paint stains on her pillow. Have fun in Euro-Disney with a sore back from moving house! Please, please, please bring Petheric back for an advent show so there will be some joy in the falling down farmhouse.
 
Off to see Taylor Swift tonight. This is the second of her 6 concerts in Toronto over the next few days. Don’t ask what we paid recently for good tickets.
Yaaasss 🙌
Have the best time 💕
Enjoy and come right back here to share the experience!

Also, who is paying for PhillipPhlopp suddenly deciding to drop out of the Morocco trip? (Obvs the poor granny Patreons).
To be honest, Eurodisney is much more his style, so I’m not that surprised, really.
Good luck to that bottom feeder Sadie with the latest Petherick grasp at chateau relevance. She’s fallen so far down the abyss of YouTube that it makes me almost feel sorry for her, but then I remember her brother tried to make a side hustle out of stealing historical artefacts and I think “F the Pethericks” Despite my leanings towards indulging Michael and his Beatrix Potter foibles.

Sorry about the random mixture of replies and the giant wall of text, but despite my love for you all and this thread, I kind of have to telescope it all into a drive-by post.
Time escapes me, but I find time to find you. And it does me well. Bisous à tous, mes chers Tattlers.
 
Adele is a goddess!
She has an extraordinarily powerful voice with incredible control and range, she writes songs that hit you deep in the emotions, and above all of that she’s bleeping hilarious, authentic and REAL!

Taylor Swift could never! (Yes, I’m an Anti-Swifty if you may… never got the appeal of her boring vanilla music)

And now for my safety I shall go back into hiding. Bye.

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I don’t like any of them. I just want the presents, being touched and the power to yell at anyone.
 
Nice to see Fanny found her people in Marrakech.
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(Yes, I’m an Anti-Swifty if you may… never got the appeal of her boring vanilla music)
Joining you in the Anti-Swift brigade, but for other reasons than her music.

Good luck to that bottom feeder Sadie with the latest Petherick grasp at chateau relevance. She’s fallen so far down the abyss of YouTube that it makes me almost feel sorry for her, but then I remember her brother tried to make a side hustle out of stealing historical artefacts and I think “F the Pethericks” Despite my leanings towards indulging Michael and his Beatrix Potter foibles.
I love you right back for saying this. ❤
 
Just watched Fanny's latest effort...
Is she not aware (rules are for other people) that the use of drones is strictly prohibited in Morocco? If undeclared upon arrival, drones are confiscated for up to 45 days abd good luck getting it back. If caught bringing one into Morocco, fines are approximately €120 with confiscation of the device. Or has she used someone else's stock drone footage without permission?

Snakes don't seem to worry her... not surprising as they recognise their own kind. A snake charmer in Morocco told me the snakes are milked before a performance or have their mouths sewn up for performances, so that they starve to death. Now, I'm not a fan of snakes, but that's just cruel! I would have never given them air time. Nor would I ever encourage, or give money to, those who use performing monkeys. Happily she didn't show them (yet); no need as that's what she's got Gerald for.

Food glorious food Moroccan style and Fanny sticking her greedy dirty mits into everything and sharing. The stores offering a taste usually have toothpicks on offer to try various goodies, why didn't she use them? Nowhere did she use a napkin to wipe her hands after. They are supplied too. No-one needs to see a whole roasted sheep, thanks. Gerald likes none of the food and has shepherd's pie. Fanny rubs Marie's face in it for not being invited. We all know Fanny is never ever going to take her to Marrakesh.

The sweet man playing guitar and singing expects to be paid in cold hard dirhams Fanny! He dies not expect to be paid whatever it is you're thinking he wants, because no, he doesn't want that!

What did I mention in an earlier post about her getting wiped out by someone on a motorbike or moped? 😆😆😆 Came close there, didn't you Fanny!
 
Gnasher O'Grady looks directly at "his mum" as he recounts his story. Izzy doesn't look too pleased. Is he ready to finally crawl out of the woodwork and spill the beans ? Twice in one night he's made a reference to his Jarvis family.




Oh my God what happened was many many
years ago, my mom she had a party and I
went into the party and I seen all these
green olives and I thought they were
grapes.
 
Is she not aware (rules are for other people) that the use of drones is strictly prohibited in Morocco? If undeclared upon arrival, drones are confiscated for up to 45 days abd good luck getting it back. If caught bringing one into Morocco, fines are approximately €120 with confiscation of the device. Or has she used someone else's stock drone footage without permission?

There are websites that provide copyright free video clips, similar to copyright free music vloggers use.
Seems like she has discovered one of those. Her Scottish vlog was full of them too, and of course like everything she does, it doesn’t make sense and feels wrong place wrong time every time she inserts one of them in her videos.
 
Well now we know why Snorty was left behind. SJ was on the prowl. She got laid by the young, good looking, Moroccan singer who doesn’t need a hair piece. Take that you lady desk, neck bearded, fork lover. I bet he didn’t have a concave chest or leave paint stains on her pillow. Have fun in Euro-Disney with a sore back from moving house! Please, please, please bring Petheric back for an advent show so there will be some joy in the falling down farmhouse.
Ha ha ha!!! I thought she paid for a screw and a song too! That episode was almost tolerable. Especially will hardly any Snorts in it! Yahoo!
 
Adele is a goddess!
She has an extraordinarily powerful voice with incredible control and range, she writes songs that hit you deep in the emotions, and above all of that she’s bleeping hilarious, authentic and REAL!

Taylor Swift could never! (Yes, I’m an Anti-Swifty if you may… never got the appeal of her boring vanilla music)

And now for my safety I shall go back into hiding. Bye.

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Karma baby, no Swiftie tickets for the final 3 nights of the tour in Vancouver then?
 

I am tired and while this is no excuse for swearing, I'm going to use it.

tit!!! When I came upon this post, I had to do a double take. I actually thought that was Stephanie, that she had cut her hair and didn't have on any makeup. And then......it dawned on me that it was Isabelle. Know how I could tell? She has better skin and hasn't obliterated her looks with injectables!

I need to go to bed. Seriously.
 
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STEPHANFRAUDIE AND HER FAKE CASTMATE “FIANCE“ NEVER KISS EACH OTHER ON THE LIPS, IS THIS HOW STEPHANIE IS GOING TO OFF LOSER HERBERT PHILIP……..EAT A TON OF DAIRY ON A SESAME SEED COVERED BUN AND KISS HIM? WOULD THE SHOCK OF KISSING HIS MOMMY FIANCÉ ON THE LIPS KILL HIM FIRST OR WOULD HIS ALLERGIES TAKE HIM OUT …….

Did you notice that Stephanie made a big deal out of showcasing an asthma inhaler on her morning walk on the train trip ( see, I have allergies and asthma just like Loser Herbert Philip!)



merlinsowl9458
14 hours ago
Love you all ! But as a nurse I just want to tell you a preventative story : a student was kissed by her boyfriend at school she didn’t know he ate in am a snicker bar. She was an asthmatic AND had severe allergy to nuts. (Two seperate problems) She went to school nurse trouble breathing they gave her asthma Med sent her home. Thinking it was weather causing the asthma attack. ( but it wasn’t asthma). She died at home they found out it was a massive allergy reaction and secondary was asthma so was mistreated. I only tell this story to teach people the very easy mistakes one can make . And yes hours later if one holds hands or kisses another after eaten what they’re allergic to can contaminate them. Story important cause we all love you and Phillip and even a visitor who kisses him without knowing can cause complications. Be prepared not scared is always a good thing. Gods speed angels over both of you always so it won’t happen but good to know
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@juliemartinez5577
15 hours ago
How is it that your brother is Scottish

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@geraldgrady9205
5 hours ago
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Kitty_cat2001
15 hours ago
I can’t believe the amount of holidays you squeeze in? Natie’s hair looks fabulous. Amuary & Natie need holidays too.

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮ANOTHER NUTTY AND CUZ WEDDING?
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Amaury and Natti will take a month off at some point like they do every year. Another wedding and honeymoon will happen. Amaury has to move the flooring from the Persian room to Isabelle's. He has to remove one wall from there also. The paneling in the Grand Salon has been on Amaury's to do list for two years and d'Henrietta bedroom needs attention also. Paneling is his thing
Ya think??
 
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