The Chateau Diaries #329 Fanny, you don't hold out the beggin' bowl and then buy designer clothes later.

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Does Donna always wear a pink jumper?
I think Ron and Donna should hook up. They seem like an irritating match made in heaven.
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Well baby loves, looks like it is going to get nautical here in Florida this week. Mr. T Rex and I are going to make the call whether to pull the powerboat out tomorrow (our boat trailer is parked on a friend's empty lot one street over, and the ramp is a little over a mile away) or just put it on our neighbour's boat lift (his lift goes a few feet higher than ours, as ours is limited by our boat house roof) and whether or not to put up the storm shutters on our house and our elderly neighbours'. The sailboat stays in storm configuration all year with snubbers, so will just put a few extra fenders out so it doesn't rub against the dock. Boat house furniture will go in the lanai, along with kayak #2 and the sun loungers- our 20K boat lift does not go very high, either, so the sailboat RIB will pulled off and lashed to a tree in our "little Hawaii" area. We'll decide on Wednesday whether we need to evacuate to MIL's beach house on the east coast, as we're more concerned about storm surge than the wind itself since we live on the harbor. Ironically, other than sending Mr. T Rex out to Sam's Club today to replenish our Miller Lite supply (and some Lysol loo-bowl cleaner since all the bathrooms were running low), which apparently was a zoo, we're prepped and provisioned- and we have the house and backup 15K generator (but have neither running if we are not here when the power goes out for safety reasons.) Stay safe my west coast FL gangstas of @Panhandle Princess @Bleu Lala @mrsp67 @Balmoral and @LurkingMeg- (@mrsp67- I'll text you tomorrow.) If we end up going to the east coast, I'll IM you on IG @Jules100. Hugs and love to all my Florida Tartlets and those in the path of Helene. ❤
Stay stay and thinking of all our Florida Tartlets and everyone in Helene's path as she blows onshore!
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I think Ron and Donna should hook up. They seem like an irritating match made in heaven.
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Stay stay and thinking of all our Florida Tartlets and everyone in Helene's path as she blows onshore!

Stay safe and thinking of all our Florida Tartlets and everyone in Helene's path as she blows onshore!
 
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Well baby loves, looks like it is going to get nautical here in Florida this week. Mr. T Rex and I are going to make the call whether to pull the powerboat out tomorrow (our boat trailer is parked on a friend's empty lot one street over, and the ramp is a little over a mile away) or just put it on our neighbour's boat lift (his lift goes a few feet higher than ours, as ours is limited by our boat house roof) and whether or not to put up the storm shutters on our house and our elderly neighbours'. The sailboat stays in storm configuration all year with snubbers, so will just put a few extra fenders out so it doesn't rub against the dock. Boat house furniture will go in the lanai, along with kayak #2 and the sun loungers- our 20K boat lift does not go very high, either, so the sailboat RIB will pulled off and lashed to a tree in our "little Hawaii" area. We'll decide on Wednesday whether we need to evacuate to MIL's beach house on the east coast, as we're more concerned about storm surge than the wind itself since we live on the harbor. Ironically, other than sending Mr. T Rex out to Sam's Club today to replenish our Miller Lite supply (and some Lysol loo-bowl cleaner since all the bathrooms were running low), which apparently was a zoo, we're prepped and provisioned- and we have the house and backup 15K generator (but have neither running if we are not here when the power goes out for safety reasons.) Stay safe my west coast FL gangstas of @Panhandle Princess @Bleu Lala @mrsp67 @Balmoral and @LurkingMeg- (@mrsp67- I'll text you tomorrow.) If we end up going to the east coast, I'll IM you on IG @Jules100. Hugs and love to all my Florida Tartlets and those in the path of Helene. ❤
Stay safe all you FL hags. I’m in SC so we just going to party.
 
Well baby loves, looks like it is going to get nautical here in Florida this week. Mr. T Rex and I are going to make the call whether to pull the powerboat out tomorrow (our boat trailer is parked on a friend's empty lot one street over, and the ramp is a little over a mile away) or just put it on our neighbour's boat lift (his lift goes a few feet higher than ours, as ours is limited by our boat house roof) and whether or not to put up the storm shutters on our house and our elderly neighbours'. The sailboat stays in storm configuration all year with snubbers, so will just put a few extra fenders out so it doesn't rub against the dock. Boat house furniture will go in the lanai, along with kayak #2 and the sun loungers- our 20K boat lift does not go very high, either, so the sailboat RIB will pulled off and lashed to a tree in our "little Hawaii" area. We'll decide on Wednesday whether we need to evacuate to MIL's beach house on the east coast, as we're more concerned about storm surge than the wind itself since we live on the harbor. Ironically, other than sending Mr. T Rex out to Sam's Club today to replenish our Miller Lite supply (and some Lysol loo-bowl cleaner since all the bathrooms were running low), which apparently was a zoo, we're prepped and provisioned- and we have the house and backup 15K generator (but have neither running if we are not here when the power goes out for safety reasons.) Stay safe my west coast FL gangstas of @Panhandle Princess @Bleu Lala @mrsp67 @Balmoral and @LurkingMeg- (@mrsp67- I'll text you tomorrow.) If we end up going to the east coast, I'll IM you on IG @Jules100. Hugs and love to all my Florida Tartlets and those in the path of Helene. ❤
This storm looks to be a tricky one! Hoping it’s just going to bring us buckets of rain, with the already saturated area will bring flooding to the low lying areas. Mr.P hasn’t decided to put up shutters up yet. But we are filling up the cars as people will panick and the stations will run out of gas. Sam’s club is already out of water. We did a tiny order for freezer goods for the shop just in case. But, looks like our North Florida people will get this. @T Rex , if you need anything holler.!! We are on the first electric grid at the shop, so I’ll have air and food, come see me if the cells are down and grab food for you and your neighbors :)
 
Coming down to see the shiny table all laid out for breakfast at 1am :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep: I couldn't give a tit! Dog in PJs?

Dave likes polishing tables, well good for you dishpan, set yourself up like a kipper there!

Aumary, workshop, just don't even go there :sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep: just move out do us all a favour! Your going to anyway!

She loves left over days mmmm:unsure: BECAUSE IT'S WHEN THEY ALL GET A FULL PLATE, INSTEAD OF JUST ENOUGH TO FILL A TEA CUP!

Stained glass of poor Lancelot, that arsewipe was more interested in the patterns that the portrait, just shows his overall interest.

Subliminal grifting. Get more of Galahad, Molly, Phoebe.............sod the poor bloody cat Ruby who we've not seen recently either.
 
Well baby loves, looks like it is going to get nautical here in Florida this week. Mr. T Rex and I are going to make the call whether to pull the powerboat out tomorrow (our boat trailer is parked on a friend's empty lot one street over, and the ramp is a little over a mile away) or just put it on our neighbour's boat lift (his lift goes a few feet higher than ours, as ours is limited by our boat house roof) and whether or not to put up the storm shutters on our house and our elderly neighbours'. The sailboat stays in storm configuration all year with snubbers, so will just put a few extra fenders out so it doesn't rub against the dock. Boat house furniture will go in the lanai, along with kayak #2 and the sun loungers- our 20K boat lift does not go very high, either, so the sailboat RIB will pulled off and lashed to a tree in our "little Hawaii" area. We'll decide on Wednesday whether we need to evacuate to MIL's beach house on the east coast, as we're more concerned about storm surge than the wind itself since we live on the harbor. Ironically, other than sending Mr. T Rex out to Sam's Club today to replenish our Miller Lite supply (and some Lysol loo-bowl cleaner since all the bathrooms were running low), which apparently was a zoo, we're prepped and provisioned- and we have the house and backup 15K generator (but have neither running if we are not here when the power goes out for safety reasons.) Stay safe my west coast FL gangstas of @Panhandle Princess @Bleu Lala @mrsp67 @Balmoral and @LurkingMeg- (@mrsp67- I'll text you tomorrow.) If we end up going to the east coast, I'll IM you on IG @Jules100. Hugs and love to all my Florida Tartlets and those in the path of Helene. ❤

Wow, it sounds very scary for those (like me) who are not used to hurricane preparedness.
You are clearly experienced and well prepared, hope it all go well.
Wishing all Floridian and Southerners tartlets a safe week…
 
Phillip acts like he owns the cheateau....buying items for it, etc., has anyone else noticed when he interacts with Amaury on certain things, and he boldy ignores Phillips suggestions he (phillip) gets a little miffed?

Also, if and when this marriage happens, what is the French law regarding property in divorce cases? Lets say she/he wants a divorce, what is Phillip legally entitled to?
Each side will keep their existing property owned before the marriage and share any property obtained during the marriage subject to mortgage, debts and potential equity etc unless a donation was made from one side to the other and documented during said courtship with the same rules applying. Thankfully many laws in France are based on common sense.
 
The hay baskets and troughs are they only things in CHMN worth having. Remove them, paint them black and attach to outside walls filled with flowers / plants brighten up / hide the crumbling render.
Why Amuary thinks anyone in the future would uncover them again, a bulldozer and wrecking ball will be all that is required for the dump.
 
I knew they were gonna drag outcthe Ratso 1.0 pajamas to put on money maker, 2.0. The treat games are next to be pulled out And reused on the recast Ratso prop. The stained glass Ratso should’ve been installed by the bedside of loser Philip to remind him of his cruelty to animals and how he caused, or contributed to cause the death of a tiny animal. Instead, the stained glass is filed away in the library, where no one will look at it. Loser Philip should be forced to look at the dog that he abused every single day? Have they already ordered one for money maker 2.0 to pull out and hang in the next few months when something to furious happens to the recast prop dog?
I'm surprised Fanny hasn't commissioned a stained glass window of the Blessed Stephoney herself, the whiter than white, poor little orphan princess who is so selfless and altruistic and saved the chapel for the benefit of future generations of the French public.
 
Galahad’s latest IG is up.

Not seen the latest borefest, bad enough catching up on the last three, but not sure I could stomach this ‘episode’. I might have an ‘episode’ watching it 🤪🤯🤬🤬🤬🤬 crass fuckers.
 

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The fact that she said “she won” this dress is so insulting to all people who pledge to this fraud. I follow Lena Hoschek, I see everything she posts daily and no she did not do a contest to win this dress. It’s all money from idiots who subscribe. The more I watch the more I get frustrated with everyone.
the chateau is a dump.
The old table was fine.
Fix the f#€king place. I’m tired of looking at dirty worn cupboards and dirt everywhere.
… ok I’m done 🤣🤣🤣
In the subtitles it says "won." But that's incorrect. She didn't say she "won" the dress. She said she "hadn't worn the dress."
 
Phillip acts like he owns the cheateau....buying items for it, etc., has anyone else noticed when he interacts with Amaury on certain things, and he boldy ignores Phillips suggestions he (phillip) gets a little miffed?

Also, if and when this marriage happens, what is the French law regarding property in divorce cases? Lets say she/he wants a divorce, what is Phillip legally entitled to?

IF and that's a big IF this wedding goes ahead she'll get a prenup. She may be thick as tit on some things but as far as her own personal wealth, she's as sharp as a tack.

Contract du Marriage

What is the legal definition of a marriage contract?
Marriage means committing to each other. If at the town hall, the spouses declare that they owe each other respect, fidelity, help and assistance, it is the matrimonial regime that sets the rules applicable to the patrimonial relations between the spouses.

The marriage contract signed by the future spouses before the celebration of the union allows them to define precisely what the property relations of the spouses will be during the marriage, the fate of the property, the advantages conferred on the spouses, their professional constraints.

Personalised clauses can be inserted in the marriage contract, for example, to allow the survivor in the event of the death of his or her spouse to choose a property in preference to the other heirs. If, in the future, the spouses wish to change it, the law has provided for the possibility of doing so. Ask your notary to draw up your marriage contract.

If the spouses do not draw up a marriage contract
Without a marriage contract, the spouses are subject to the legal regime of community of acquests.

Everything bought during the marriage is common, even if only one of the spouses pays. On the other hand, property acquired before the marriage or received by gift and inheritance remains the property of the spouse who owns or receives it.

Designed for the general case, it nevertheless finds its limits as soon as a particular family or patrimonial situation arises. This is particularly the case when the spouses exercise a self-employed profession involving financial risks. It is then necessary to turn to another status that is better suited.
 
I bet that crazy woman in Australia that sent her the stained glass will be at her soldering iron making a Ratso 2 and Molly as I type. :rolleyes:
No...... it was not me!
They will go up in the attic and never to be seen again.

Did I miss the ashes of Ratso 1 coming home and the burial under a bush by the Chapel?????:unsure:
Well..... that is what Fanny said will happen. :cautious:
 
I bet that crazy woman in Australia that sent her the stained glass will be at her soldering iron making a Ratso 2 and Molly as I type. :rolleyes:
No...... it was not me!
They will go up in the attic and never to be seen again.

Did I miss the ashes of Ratso 1 coming home and the burial under a bush by the Chapel?????:unsure:
Well..... that is what Fanny said will happen. :cautious:

Nope you've not missed it, it's never been mentioned again like he never even exisited.

She's a heartless witch and as for him!
 
Well baby loves, looks like it is going to get nautical here in Florida this week. Mr. T Rex and I are going to make the call whether to pull the powerboat out tomorrow (our boat trailer is parked on a friend's empty lot one street over, and the ramp is a little over a mile away) or just put it on our neighbour's boat lift (his lift goes a few feet higher than ours, as ours is limited by our boat house roof) and whether or not to put up the storm shutters on our house and our elderly neighbours'. The sailboat stays in storm configuration all year with snubbers, so will just put a few extra fenders out so it doesn't rub against the dock. Boat house furniture will go in the lanai, along with kayak #2 and the sun loungers- our 20K boat lift does not go very high, either, so the sailboat RIB will pulled off and lashed to a tree in our "little Hawaii" area. We'll decide on Wednesday whether we need to evacuate to MIL's beach house on the east coast, as we're more concerned about storm surge than the wind itself since we live on the harbor. Ironically, other than sending Mr. T Rex out to Sam's Club today to replenish our Miller Lite supply (and some Lysol loo-bowl cleaner since all the bathrooms were running low), which apparently was a zoo, we're prepped and provisioned- and we have the house and backup 15K generator (but have neither running if we are not here when the power goes out for safety reasons.) Stay safe my west coast FL gangstas of @Panhandle Princess @Bleu Lala @mrsp67 @Balmoral and @LurkingMeg- (@mrsp67- I'll text you tomorrow.) If we end up going to the east coast, I'll IM you on IG @Jules100. Hugs and love to all my Florida Tartlets and those in the path of Helene. ❤
To quote Whoopie in Ghost, “you in danger girl”! This one looks particularly nasty so don’t leave it too late. And for all of our Florida tattlers, stay safe and don’t take any unnecessary chances. That whole section of the Gulf Coast looks to be in danger.
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@MRShavershamsdress are you home now and felling much better?

All Floridian tattlers take care and baton down. Don't take risks.

The UK seems to have been a bit battered too, from what I've seen in the news. 'Tis the hurricane season! Had quite a downpour ourselves on Sunday. Summers over, no Indian summer this year 😪

And it is also migraine season... take care all.
I am, thank you. I returned to work yesterday. It’s a bit quiet what with concerns over Helene out in the Gulf. We tend to go into a wait and see posture when something builds out there. Katrina’s one two punch to Florida and Louisiana has made us a bit skittish no matter what the meteorologist say.
 
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