The Chateau Diaries #321 Philip is annoying & temperamental and it's time to discard him too!

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I looked at another channel I watch and while the numbers were very different, there was a similar odd looking scenario. Their views went up in increments of 10,000. I tried to find a pattern, but it was random - every five days it would go up, sometimes it would go up every day, other times it would go up every two days. But always by 10,000.

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One word - DAMP
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Sorry for quoting myself. I've been looking at different channels I watch (or, in this case, used to watch!) and I finally found one that didn't have the same increment. There's a day when they actually jumped by 200 subscribers instead of 100!

This is Chateau de Rosieres - also known as "Since We Aren't Growing, We'll Take a Break"

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Very interesting. Odd that the system registers Fanny's subscribers in the thousand, but the Rosieres in the hundred...
Still... I really really have trouble believing that a thousand people with half a functioning brain subscribe to Fanny's Flying Circus every 20 days... It doesn't seem quite natural.
The Rosieres seem a bit more natural in their raise of subscribers.
 
Click to watch Julie being taken up in a lift to look at the Mapperton roof, wearing a vest, glasses, and a hard hat. The other worker is wearing a harness, hard hat, vest, etc.

During the Dump accident, I wonder if when the lift jolted to one side or lurched when it sank over the septic tanks/ tanks in the Dump yard, if the chimney sweep and assistant ever even made it to the roof or whether they were jerked off the roof by the lines attached between their safety harnesses and the lift.



Compare this with the cd episode with the Dump crew joyriding on the lift at the Dump, with Stephanie climbing in and out her bedroom window …….
 
Sorry If I should derail, it’s my first time.

Has anyone of you ever eaten that Burrata variant of Mozzarella?
How disgusting is the cream filling?

Burrata is a legit Italian cheese and I love it on bruschetta.
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Back before wallpaper as we know it today was invented, people used to put fabric on their walls. To adhere, they would use a starchy paste…basically a flour and water mixture. It adhered amazingly well…today, people still use this method when living in an apartment where removal is easy without damaging walls. Why in the world can’t Fanny and Phiphi get the fabric to stay on the wall? It’s been done for hundreds of years!!! Idiots


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One word: damp.
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You know what, I think Dan's a fool most of the times, but good for him. Not only does he look better post turkey teef and weight gain + beard, but I am sure his quality of life has drastically improved as well assuming that he has had good work done. Missing, chipped or misaligned teeth can cause serious health problems, it's not just a cosmetic fad.
 
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Look at the way Potts is standing in that photo. It suggests to me that he and Snorts may have more in common than just Fanny. I think Nic and Ollie also may fit in too.
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... and me!
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I won't even begin to ask what Snorts is about to do in that photo!
 
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Before it gets deleted from the Shitoo FB page. Were with you on this one Kathy 😂👌🏻
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Just watched the latest CD...... maybe its me but I felt Dan was uncomfortable with Fanny and her gang .... I really don't think he likes her or Snorts.... who sort of made sure he was at a distance to Dan.
Mostly ..... I got a feeling he really does not like Fanny. Mmmm???
Of course Fanny had to have high heels and a low top dress to climb around Dan's Castle. Its "old" Fanny and not working .
Dan still has 2 puppies which Fanny had to "fuss" about them being "adorable" :rolleyes:......yeah right dog killer.
He is a nasty piece of work as he said to her " Come more and your views will go up " ....... well she did deserve this said to her for that is the only reason she was there and the only reason Dan did it was for a free bottle of plonk and a lunch at the restaurant.
No..... something was "off" right through this blog which was somewhat Boring .

Ok you’ve convinced me to watch it @Pekey, 😀 I’ll gather my strength and hanker down this evening. See if I can pick up the ‘vibes’ 👌🏻
 

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What happened to the big red fire extinguisher that was placed, by law, next to the door on the right?
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Back before wallpaper as we know it today was invented, people used to put fabric on their walls. To adhere, they would use a starchy paste…basically a flour and water mixture. It adhered amazingly well…today, people still use this method when living in an apartment where removal is easy without damaging walls. Why in the world can’t Fanny and Phiphi get the fabric to stay on the wall? It’s been done for hundreds of years!!! Idiots


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Hmmmm still no big red fire extinguisher. Is it on the opposite wall I wonder? 🤔
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My husband's family had border collies and kelpies on their farms . . . they are intelligent, loving, active and loyal working dogs. They are unsuited to urban, domestic environments unless their owner is committed, otherwise their behaviour can become problematic.

Neither Philip nor Stephanie would be prepared to put the effort into responsible border collie ownership.
A family friend, in Geelong (aih) had a border collie puppy. When he failed to exercise the dog sufficiently, it continually tried to herd the ants that crawled across the front porch. It barked incessantly. My sister took the dog off him, stupid prick. The dog now lives in country Victoria and helps with sheep and cattle and is deeply loved. The aforementioned family friend now has a cat, more suited to the urban lifestyle. He's still a stupid prick though.
 
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Billy did an extra vlog, showing the kitchen rebuild, wow did he need to lose weight, dont care how he did it, but it would have saved his life. I like chunky built men but he was just lard. His legs were either swollen as you see no muscle at all. Bet he was heading for diabetes etc. Well done Gwen, if you did an intervention, shows what a good relationship is . I am sure he has also cut back on his drinking as well.
It feels to me like the whole family had a "come to Jezus" meeting after the publishing of the conviction. They've all been kinda pulling their weight more on renovations (not that Billy was ever slow in that arena) and work, and Billy, Michael, Gwen and Sadie have all lost weight. Perhaps the reality of the potential implications both financially and reputation wise hit home and they've decided to make changes. Good for them, everyone deserves a second chance and I for one applaud them for making positive changes.
 
Sorry If I should derail, it’s my first time.

Has anyone of you ever eaten that Burrata variant of Mozzarella?
How disgusting is the cream filling?
@Halycon. I live in the land of the Burrata - basically 2 types, one a soft mozzarella shell with a light creamy inside, not disgusting only fresh & delicious 😄 whereas the other type is a proper cheese shell with butter inside - very different. But anyway in Austria you're no slouches in the cream department - wonderful memories of cake shops for breakfast...& tea.
 
Wow. This looks like a shot in a Bergman movie or maybe one of the grimmer Nouvelle Vagues. Robbe Grillet at his most madcap. Last year at Very Bad (though Marienbad and all the actors are much prettier than this. Those Goebbels-like forehead side pieces alone are enough to cause existential nausea.) This is her life. Nothing to be jealous of.


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Actually it's like one of those Hockney paintings of sun-bleached LA ennui/surfer Nazis.
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That is the dumbest suggestion ever @uscitizen898. Border collies need as much exercise if not more, as a Prague ratter. They cannot be carried under an arm and being the most intelligent dog will be smarter than it's lard arse owner.

Great minds think alike @Pekey.
I read somewhere border collies can run 100 miles a day working. And if they don't work. they go crazy and start eating your woodwork. Plus you don't want to close your eyes while you're asleep. Either Janssen or the puppy would be dead in record time.
 
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Have you noticed that wherever the Princess is Hanni is always lurking, either behind curtains, through open windows and literally peeping around the laundry room door. She sniggers like a school girl, covering her mouth as if stifling a laugh... there is something seriously wrong with her given she is an adult.
Hanni’s nickname should be the Sniggling Lurcker. It’s damn weird.
 
Very interesting. Odd that the system registers Fanny's subscribers in the thousand, but the Rosieres in the hundred...
Still... I really really have trouble believing that a thousand people with half a functioning brain subscribe to Fanny's Flying Circus every 20 days... It doesn't seem quite natural.
The Rosieres seem a bit more natural in their raise of subscribers.
Oh it’s natural all right Comtesse. Fanny’s natural habit of cheating through buying subscribers and views.😉
 
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