The Chateau Diaries #318 Two buck chuck and pork belly under a dingy 80-year-old tent. Sounds elegant.

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"My father was a quiet, unassuming, self-contained man...” , oh really, what a shame that she didn't take after him then. She went on to say that "he profoundly changed other people's lives". She does do that, but unfortunately, not for the better, just the opposite in fact.
Stephanie Jarvis is a walking life lesson to every person she encounters, sadly and unfortunately, not a positive lesson.
 
Hilarious, Stephanie’s fake account Caroline Gooder is now posting in the live chat for yesterday’s video. Who is convinced now that Caroline is from North Carolina…….. idiots.

caroline gooderHi for NC
caroline gooderThe team for the Grand Salon is booked for November said Stephanie.

Yesterday’s video as well as Thursday’s video was totally scripted. Stephanie hauled all the photos to the attic and pretended to find them, as well as the newspaper clipping from 2005/ 2006.( The friend was made redundant by the telegraph in 2008 so the article was published between November, 2005 and 2008 at the latest.) Love how Stephanie failed to read the portion of the article talking about new heating in the dump and no electricity/lighting in mini rooms at the dump.What happened to the statues and urns around the lake that were detailed in the article. The author visited before the pond was drained by short Nic, Potts, and Fanny.

Why does she have the hands of 100 year old woman? Creepy, Snorty has the hands of a child/ man who has never worked a day in his life.

Amaury hates dealing with the gruesome twosome. You can read his discomfort whenever he has to interact with them.
Stephanie claim before the bed-and-breakfast season started they were booked up for the entire season. Recall that Clara posted that Stephanie would always say that the bed-and-breakfast was booked up for the entire season so they would look like they were in high demand. That my account for some of their “ cancellations” and vacancies.” Hanni is not staying at the dump for free. She must be paying to stay at the dump for a couple of weeks.

Looks like Marie suffers from the samee type of wardrobe malfunctions as Stephanie, wearing sheer dresses that are transparent in sunlight.
The English garden looks like tit. Stephanie still isn’t safeguarding Ratso from that pesky fox that attacks animals during daylight.
Hanni’s reddish glasses make her look at bit like Where’s Waldo. Not very flattering. Noticed how she entered the kitchen leaping around. Weird.
Ratso took off at speed towards the gate on to the road while Fanny was talking to Sebastian.
 
Apologies, I forget which Tatler plotted Fanny’s vlog ritual but you are 100% correct.
Fanny love bombing Jack in the box Hanni and Frk who strangely says she thinks she looks good in blah blah.
Then off to the chapel. Mmm they are sick of her.

Fanny is always surprised by what Trixie is wearing. Why is this, they supposedly share a ward rand dressing room,Fanny exclaims she doesn’t like Snorts in his dungarees…
He has so many hideous outfits…that one when he had white cropped trousers and crop top when he had been to the village possibly shopping.
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The patron that took photo of the dump and uploaded them on their farmhouse channel had a few comments this being one of them. I wish more would see the light!
 

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"My father was a quiet, unassuming, self-contained man...” , oh really, what a shame that she didn't take after him then. She went on to say that "he profoundly changed other people's lives". She does do that, but unfortunately, not for the better, just the opposite in fact.
This would be the same Derek whose devious and pornographic tea party in the forest painting gives every man a much enhanced dick and points them all at the princess?
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This would be the same Derek whose devious and pornographic tea party in the forest painting gives every man a much enhanced dick and points them all at the princess?
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I had just typed the same thing, using the art of Derek's with what appears to be her mother with her breast out of her dress and a young blond girl, Stephanie?, standing in the background.

It's those silent ones you have to worry about becoming deviant!
 
This would be the same Derek whose devious and pornographic tea party in the forest painting gives every man a much enhanced dick and points them all at the princess?
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Hmmmm. Going down a rabbit hole with the black dog at the center of the painting, in guardian position, allowing all inroads.
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Stephanie always has to give everything associated with her an upgrade, unless she trying to grift and manipulate people with pity for the sad 50 year old little orphan princess. The farmhouse magically became a chateau and then a castle. Her father was a ” genius.” Marie is not a cook, she is now a “ chef.”

Failed gay boybander/ ex waiter Snorts is now an architect, interior designer, co- chatelaine, porcelain expert, table setting savant, auction expert, and playing the role of hetero fake fiancé. Unreliable sleazy Potts is an “ international man of no mystery.”
Don't forget author of forthcoming book on the chapel.
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I just watched the Patreon video with Amaury. He has carefully avoided speaking with his Cuz Steph on camera, and likely otherwise, especially since the accident in October, 2023. Stephanie crashed his talk to the five or six Patrons so he would be forced to speak with her on camera and she could control the information he imparted to the Patrons. That is one reason why a bored Permasmile was likely present to serve as a babysitter during the talk.

Stephanie gatecrashing Amaury‘s talk was a power move on her behalf. He could not leave the room and escape her presence for the first time in months. She then began to hijack his talk, interrupting him nonstop ( rudely and impatiently saying yeah, yeah, yeah, when he was trying to explain something to the Patrons or answer one of Stephanie’s “concerns.”), and talking about herself, as usual.

She derisively laughed at Amaury when he explained that in his previous work in England, that the client was always right, and he had to do as they requested. When Amaury explained that the paneling that Stephanie purchased for the not so grand salon was essentially
not in great shape and was insufficient in quantity to even cover the room, Stephanie immediately started to interject comments, “ I love a bargain.…..Oak paneling is wonderful. ….Amaury can craft additional paneling to match the bargain paneling I purchased. …..I am obsessed with paneling.…..I love a bargain.”

WAS STEPHANIE SETTING UP A STORYLINE FOR POSTPONEMENT OF THE NOT SO GRAND SALON THIS FALL?

She then made a comment about how the grand salon project had to be started this year or “ heads will roll” implying that Amaury was being impatient or unreasonable in wanting to complete the project that he had specifically moved to France to complete over three years ago. Stephanie did not seem enthusiastic about the grand salon project going forward in November, 2024. I have a feeling that the chapel restorers will end up pulling out of the job at the last minute ( or already have) and/ or will find enormous amounts of other issues that need to be dealt with. It will cost hundreds of thousands more dollars, thus bringing the grand salon project to another grinding halt until more funds are donated by viewers/ Patrons. Stephanie does not want to spend any patreon funds on the dump. She wants to keep all the money for herself personally. She does not want to spend patreon funds on something not pretty, like floors, walls, and beams.

I believe that Amaury knows that the chances of the grand salon being rebuilt within the next year is close to zero but cannot state this on camera. Amaury tried to reframe Stephanie self-professed obsession with paneling as a ”passion” for paneling.

Stephanie had to intentionally interject that “ Ñutty will kill us all” if the grand salon is not finished by the spring of 2025 bed and breakfast season. Do you see what she did? She intentionally responded to rumors that Cuz and Ñutty would leave the dump once they got married and also set up the poor overburdened helpless little orphan princess narrative of how Stephanie would have to deal with an angry Ñutty if the grand salon project did not move forward in November, 2024. She is already stated that Cuz would “ make heads roll” if the project did not start this fall. Was Stephanie setting up a storyline so when the grand salon renovation is postponed once again in November, 2024 or is unable to be completed, viewers and Patrons will feel sorry for Stephanie because all of the circumstances must have been outside of her control, and now Cuz and Ñutty are angry with her, but she, the little orphan princess, is simply disappointed once again.

She will then do a video with fake tears running down her face next to a log burner in the darkened dining room once again, with the caption, “ I am simply heartbroken” and start a new ebegging campaign to help fund a new contractor for the project and likely more expensive problems discovered in the salon and the rooms above it. She will then film fake Thanksgiving and fake Christmas at the dump, and jet off for four months of luxury 5 star travels with loser Snorts. I believe that her cousin knew exactly what she was doing during the talk by making all these comments, but he was unable to say anything.

Stephanie admitted during the talk that her cousin has a gift for expressing creativity and artistry in woodwork and that she, sadly, lacks the creativity and artistry that her dead daddy Derek possessed.” I don’t have that in me.”

Stephanie wanted to put gold leaf on all the paneling in the Marquis suite. Amaury was against doing so. Stephanie may still decide to put gold leaf on all the paneling in the Marquis suite. She also wants to put gold leaf on the “bargain” oak paneling that she purchased to go in the not so grand salon and intended to talk to the person on the chapel restoration team who applied the gold leaf in the chapel about applying gold leaf to the paneling. Stephanie complained that the photograph of the paneling from a grand chateau that she used for the Marquis suite featured gold leaf, so she wants the paneling replicated exactly at the dump, to include the gold leaf. She wants to “ bling” paneling In the Marquis Suite and the not so grand salon.

Didn’t she mention applying gold leaf to the smelly restaurant paneling that she purchased for the upstairs bedroom? I have a feeling she will want any and all paneling at the dump to be gilded with gold. How stupid to try to get an artisan who professionally restores chapels to come and gild a bunch of “ bargain” paneling at the dump. I have a feeling the price will be out of her budget, just like the $40,000 she was quoted to put in her cheap auction “ bargain” fountain Snorty impulsively purchased. Stephanie loves to hemorrhage money, especially when it is free to her.

I do not understand why she believes that restoration of a farm house from the 1600s in rural France needs to be embellished with elaborate paneling, tens of thousands of dollars in luxury wallpaper, gold gilding, etc. She is trying to turn a simple farmhouse with low ceilings into a blinged out gaudy Disney Versailles. I do not believe that her cousin shares her vision.

Stephanie also did not like Amaury talking about how Maria, the former cook, needed a higher working surface in the kitchen but was blocked by the gruesome twosome. She impatiently interrupted his talk about the kitchen, yeah….yeah…yeah .

I think Amaury and Ñutty want to leave the Dump but are currently prevented from doing so due to the financial golden ( or in this case gilded/ gold leaf encased) handcuffs both of them have to Cuz Steph/ the Dump as a result of both of them receiving their salaries and several months of paid vacation time yearly ( working “ remotely” and on his parents home in the south of France).
I concur. She was there to police him. I recall a similar awful series of such videos with Selmar, one using the nasty Matt the Digger as her pit bull. Something's up for real. She did it in front of witnesses so Amaury was a captive audience, very vicious.
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I just watched the Patreon video with Amaury. He has carefully avoided speaking with his Cuz Steph on camera, and likely otherwise, especially since the accident in October, 2023. Stephanie crashed his talk to the five or six Patrons so he would be forced to speak with her on camera and she could control the information he imparted to the Patrons. That is one reason why a bored Permasmile was likely present to serve as a babysitter during the talk.

Stephanie gatecrashing Amaury‘s talk was a power move on her behalf. He could not leave the room and escape her presence for the first time in months. She then began to hijack his talk, interrupting him nonstop ( rudely and impatiently saying yeah, yeah, yeah, when he was trying to explain something to the Patrons or answer one of Stephanie’s “concerns.”), and talking about herself, as usual.

She derisively laughed at Amaury when he explained that in his previous work in England, that the client was always right, and he had to do as they requested. When Amaury explained that the paneling that Stephanie purchased for the not so grand salon was essentially
not in great shape and was insufficient in quantity to even cover the room, Stephanie immediately started to interject comments, “ I love a bargain.…..Oak paneling is wonderful. ….Amaury can craft additional paneling to match the bargain paneling I purchased. …..I am obsessed with paneling.…..I love a bargain.”

WAS STEPHANIE SETTING UP A STORYLINE FOR POSTPONEMENT OF THE NOT SO GRAND SALON THIS FALL?

She then made a comment about how the grand salon project had to be started this year or “ heads will roll” implying that Amaury was being impatient or unreasonable in wanting to complete the project that he had specifically moved to France to complete over three years ago. Stephanie did not seem enthusiastic about the grand salon project going forward in November, 2024. I have a feeling that the chapel restorers will end up pulling out of the job at the last minute ( or already have) and/ or will find enormous amounts of other issues that need to be dealt with. It will cost hundreds of thousands more dollars, thus bringing the grand salon project to another grinding halt until more funds are donated by viewers/ Patrons. Stephanie does not want to spend any patreon funds on the dump. She wants to keep all the money for herself personally. She does not want to spend patreon funds on something not pretty, like floors, walls, and beams.

I believe that Amaury knows that the chances of the grand salon being rebuilt within the next year is close to zero but cannot state this on camera. Amaury tried to reframe Stephanie self-professed obsession with paneling as a ”passion” for paneling.

Stephanie had to intentionally interject that “ Ñutty will kill us all” if the grand salon is not finished by the spring of 2025 bed and breakfast season. Do you see what she did? She intentionally responded to rumors that Cuz and Ñutty would leave the dump once they got married and also set up the poor overburdened helpless little orphan princess narrative of how Stephanie would have to deal with an angry Ñutty if the grand salon project did not move forward in November, 2024. She is already stated that Cuz would “ make heads roll” if the project did not start this fall. Was Stephanie setting up a storyline so when the grand salon renovation is postponed once again in November, 2024 or is unable to be completed, viewers and Patrons will feel sorry for Stephanie because all of the circumstances must have been outside of her control, and now Cuz and Ñutty are angry with her, but she, the little orphan princess, is simply disappointed once again.

She will then do a video with fake tears running down her face next to a log burner in the darkened dining room once again, with the caption, “ I am simply heartbroken” and start a new ebegging campaign to help fund a new contractor for the project and likely more expensive problems discovered in the salon and the rooms above it. She will then film fake Thanksgiving and fake Christmas at the dump, and jet off for four months of luxury 5 star travels with loser Snorts. I believe that her cousin knew exactly what she was doing during the talk by making all these comments, but he was unable to say anything.

Stephanie admitted during the talk that her cousin has a gift for expressing creativity and artistry in woodwork and that she, sadly, lacks the creativity and artistry that her dead daddy Derek possessed.” I don’t have that in me.”

Stephanie wanted to put gold leaf on all the paneling in the Marquis suite. Amaury was against doing so. Stephanie may still decide to put gold leaf on all the paneling in the Marquis suite. She also wants to put gold leaf on the “bargain” oak paneling that she purchased to go in the not so grand salon and intended to talk to the person on the chapel restoration team who applied the gold leaf in the chapel about applying gold leaf to the paneling. Stephanie complained that the photograph of the paneling from a grand chateau that she used for the Marquis suite featured gold leaf, so she wants the paneling replicated exactly at the dump, to include the gold leaf. She wants to “ bling” paneling In the Marquis Suite and the not so grand salon.

Didn’t she mention applying gold leaf to the smelly restaurant paneling that she purchased for the upstairs bedroom? I have a feeling she will want any and all paneling at the dump to be gilded with gold. How stupid to try to get an artisan who professionally restores chapels to come and gild a bunch of “ bargain” paneling at the dump. I have a feeling the price will be out of her budget, just like the $40,000 she was quoted to put in her cheap auction “ bargain” fountain Snorty impulsively purchased. Stephanie loves to hemorrhage money, especially when it is free to her.

I do not understand why she believes that restoration of a farm house from the 1600s in rural France needs to be embellished with elaborate paneling, tens of thousands of dollars in luxury wallpaper, gold gilding, etc. She is trying to turn a simple farmhouse with low ceilings into a blinged out gaudy Disney Versailles. I do not believe that her cousin shares her vision.

Stephanie also did not like Amaury talking about how Maria, the former cook, needed a higher working surface in the kitchen but was blocked by the gruesome twosome. She impatiently interrupted his talk about the kitchen, yeah….yeah…yeah .

I think Amaury and Ñutty want to leave the Dump but are currently prevented from doing so due to the financial golden ( or in this case gilded/ gold leaf encased) handcuffs both of them have to Cuz Steph/ the Dump as a result of both of them receiving their salaries and several months of paid vacation time yearly ( working “ remotely” and on his parents home in the south of France).
Embellishing a fortified farmhouse is exactly what the chatelain of Chateau du Sailhant did. He is a professional restoration architect. There is panelling. Not gold leafed, as I recall, but panelling and plenty of it. Terms of art -- he also had a French-spealing historian research the 1000 year history of the place, and visited 40 nearby chateaux to see how it was done.
 
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I was definitely trying to live my best life that first month or so of the pandemic, that's for sure.
Our vet uses Churu treats to lure cats into submission. They use it for dogs, too. It's like kitty crack, from what I've heard. Go figure - - my cats won't go near it. They sniff them and recoil in horror! Kind of like my husband and spray cheese!

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Oh our two love these. When Pop was in urgent care he refused to eat, be touched or let them clean his cage. One of the braver techs didn't let him intimidate her and eventually he kicked this from her hand. They went through a lot of Churus for the days he was there. 😏
 
Still trying to catch up after several days of playing Tickle Monster and drinking "tea" in the Gruffalo's cave but came across Kikii's post from one of the recent vlogs. I trust this is Fanny and not a screen shot from the Midwich Cuckoos? WOW! No wonder she is so disfunctional.

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In the Catholic Church are wedding bans posted?
How long are the bans posted for?
Does this wedding look to be in a church or registry?

If they got really married only 6 weeks after they met, and then married "without anyone knowing" : one wonders at their wedding apparel.
Doesn't much look like "a secret wedding" to me! :unsure::rolleyes:🥰
(unless the registry office had an equally secret dressing up box? 😝)
 
Still trying to catch up after several days of playing Tickle Monster and drinking "tea" in the Gruffalo's cave but came across Kikii's post from one of the recent vlogs. I trust this is Fanny and not a screen shot from the Midwich Cuckoos? WOW! No wonder she is so disfunctional.

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If that’s Fanny, where’s the mole?!? Honestly looks more like Chantal to me.
 
Do we think Isabelle was working to make her ugly? I know mothers do this, my aunt for all intents and purposes destroyed her daughter this way. 😔
Isabelle is giving her this haircut and Derek is outfitting her in mini Marie Antoinette silk bergere outfits.
An acquaintance had a recurring dream that her mother kept bringing her racks and racks of baby tit brown clothes. She asked our mutual friend what it meant. OMF said, it means your mother has been dressing you in hideous clothing for the last 36 years.
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sheilajohnson3668
17 hours ago
I have noticed in several of the videos peeling wallpaper and scruffy floors.

isabellejarvis7805
11 hours ago
Only in the non lived in quarters
YOU GONNA BELIEVE ME, THE GRAND ISABELLE, OR YOUR LYIN' EYES???????
 
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Oysters Rockefeller, daddy. Sounds like it might go down good for breakfast at the fish shack. It's almost like my daddy's fishing trip concoctions, pre-freeze dried meals. Sardines. Saltines. Like canapés for breakfast, lunch and dinner. One home kitchen permutation, and this is really something you eat only with fishin' buddies and real friends -- sardines, really good honey mustard, and Vidalia onion slices on lightly buttered bread of choice. Pumpernickel is heaven.

Dear @billybudd, do join me, although I suspect you are already aware, that If you want to savor the freshest sardinhas on earth, head on to the Alfama, you will feel you have died and gone to heaven. Caught merely moments from the Tagus, savor the crispy skin and the succulent flesh that will be laid before you as a gift from the waters nearby. Added to them the tasty Vinho Verde, cebolas, batatas cozidas ou a murro, the food of the peasants fit for a king. The party never ends, the wine never stops and the vibes and your new, true friends of the Alfama will stay with you for a lifetime.
 
Do we think Isabelle was working to make her ugly? I know mothers do this, my aunt for all intents and purposes destroyed her daughter this way. 😔
Isabelle is giving her this haircut and Derek is outfitting her in mini Marie Antoinette silk bergere outfits.
An acquaintance had a recurring dream that her mother kept bringing her racks and racks of baby tit brown clothes. She asked our mutual friend what it meant. OMF said, it means your mother has been dressing you in hideous clothing for the last 36 years.
I sort of know of this feeling...
During my childhood in the 90's my mother through depression and narc tendencies dressed me constantly in polyester/cotton tracksuits.
Even during warm summer days and all the other children wore t-shirts and shorts, I was forced down into my tracksuit.
I'll never forget the look a boy gave me as he saw me walk out the schoolbus wearing long sleeves and trousers sweating profusely in the summer heat, as he wore t-shirt and shorts.

To day I only wear tracksuits in the gym, I'd prefer nudity over tracksuits, that's how much I dislike them.
 
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