The Chateau Diaries #318 Two buck chuck and pork belly under a dingy 80-year-old tent. Sounds elegant.

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The graduation photo was following her time at Trinity LABDN in London, after Oxford. (I think the grad ceremonies are held at the Royal Naval College in Greenwich - the photo certainly looks as if the background overlooks the Thames.)

Excellent sleuthing!
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Those trousers are too tight for him. They're pulling at the buttons.

And 600 acres does not make for a 'huge' estate. Maybe in France but I call 'huge' . . . in the thousands. 600 acres is underwhelming. She has to make everything more grand and impressive than it is, constantly big noting herself.
 
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Excellent sleuthing!
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Those trousers are too tight for him. They're pulling at the buttons.

And 600 acres does not make for a 'huge' estate. Maybe in France but I call 'huge' . . . in the thousands. 600 acres is underwhelming. She has to make everything more grand and impressive than it is, constantly big noting herself.
Stephanie always has to give everything associated with her an upgrade, unless she trying to grift and manipulate people with pity for the sad 50 year old little orphan princess. The farmhouse magically became a chateau and then a castle. Her father was a ” genius.” Marie is not a cook, she is now a “ chef.”

Failed gay boybander/ ex waiter Snorts is now an architect, interior designer, co- chatelaine, porcelain expert, table setting savant, auction expert, and playing the role of hetero fake fiancé. Unreliable sleazy Potts is an “ international man of no mystery.”
 
Althought maybe he could bring his Aunt Prue Leith along. I'd love to hear Auntie Prue's feedback on FRK's cooking, Snorty's tablescaping and Fanny's tacky hosting. Auntie Prue wouldn't be impressed with the decanted cheap wine, edible flowers, minuscule portions, crappy puddings and blueberries sliced in half.
Now that Lady A would be a CD vlog that I could watch again and again ! :ROFLMAO:
 
I just watched the Patreon video with Amaury. He has carefully avoided speaking with his Cuz Steph on camera, and likely otherwise, especially since the accident in October, 2023. Stephanie crashed his talk to the five or six Patrons so he would be forced to speak with her on camera and she could control the information he imparted to the Patrons. That is one reason why a bored Permasmile was likely present to serve as a babysitter during the talk.

Stephanie gatecrashing Amaury‘s talk was a power move on her behalf. He could not leave the room and escape her presence for the first time in months. She then began to hijack his talk, interrupting him nonstop ( rudely and impatiently saying yeah, yeah, yeah, when he was trying to explain something to the Patrons or answer one of Stephanie’s “concerns.”), and talking about herself, as usual.

She derisively laughed at Amaury when he explained that in his previous work in England, that the client was always right, and he had to do as they requested. When Amaury explained that the paneling that Stephanie purchased for the not so grand salon was essentially
not in great shape and was insufficient in quantity to even cover the room, Stephanie immediately started to interject comments, “ I love a bargain.…..Oak paneling is wonderful. ….Amaury can craft additional paneling to match the bargain paneling I purchased. …..I am obsessed with paneling.…..I love a bargain.”

WAS STEPHANIE SETTING UP A STORYLINE FOR POSTPONEMENT OF THE NOT SO GRAND SALON THIS FALL?

She then made a comment about how the grand salon project had to be started this year or “ heads will roll” implying that Amaury was being impatient or unreasonable in wanting to complete the project that he had specifically moved to France to complete over three years ago. Stephanie did not seem enthusiastic about the grand salon project going forward in November, 2024. I have a feeling that the chapel restorers will end up pulling out of the job at the last minute ( or already have) and/ or will find enormous amounts of other issues that need to be dealt with. It will cost hundreds of thousands more dollars, thus bringing the grand salon project to another grinding halt until more funds are donated by viewers/ Patrons. Stephanie does not want to spend any patreon funds on the dump. She wants to keep all the money for herself personally. She does not want to spend patreon funds on something not pretty, like floors, walls, and beams.

I believe that Amaury knows that the chances of the grand salon being rebuilt within the next year is close to zero but cannot state this on camera. Amaury tried to reframe Stephanie self-professed obsession with paneling as a ”passion” for paneling.

Stephanie had to intentionally interject that “ Ñutty will kill us all” if the grand salon is not finished by the spring of 2025 bed and breakfast season. Do you see what she did? She intentionally responded to rumors that Cuz and Ñutty would leave the dump once they got married and also set up the poor overburdened helpless little orphan princess narrative of how Stephanie would have to deal with an angry Ñutty if the grand salon project did not move forward in November, 2024. She is already stated that Cuz would “ make heads roll” if the project did not start this fall. Was Stephanie setting up a storyline so when the grand salon renovation is postponed once again in November, 2024 or is unable to be completed, viewers and Patrons will feel sorry for Stephanie because all of the circumstances must have been outside of her control, and now Cuz and Ñutty are angry with her, but she, the little orphan princess, is simply disappointed once again.

She will then do a video with fake tears running down her face next to a log burner in the darkened dining room once again, with the caption, “ I am simply heartbroken” and start a new ebegging campaign to help fund a new contractor for the project and likely more expensive problems discovered in the salon and the rooms above it. She will then film fake Thanksgiving and fake Christmas at the dump, and jet off for four months of luxury 5 star travels with loser Snorts. I believe that her cousin knew exactly what she was doing during the talk by making all these comments, but he was unable to say anything.

Stephanie admitted during the talk that her cousin has a gift for expressing creativity and artistry in woodwork and that she, sadly, lacks the creativity and artistry that her dead daddy Derek possessed.” I don’t have that in me.”

Stephanie wanted to put gold leaf on all the paneling in the Marquis suite. Amaury was against doing so. Stephanie may still decide to put gold leaf on all the paneling in the Marquis suite. She also wants to put gold leaf on the “bargain” oak paneling that she purchased to go in the not so grand salon and intended to talk to the person on the chapel restoration team who applied the gold leaf in the chapel about applying gold leaf to the paneling. Stephanie complained that the photograph of the paneling from a grand chateau that she used for the Marquis suite featured gold leaf, so she wants the paneling replicated exactly at the dump, to include the gold leaf. She wants to “ bling” paneling In the Marquis Suite and the not so grand salon.

Didn’t she mention applying gold leaf to the smelly restaurant paneling that she purchased for the upstairs bedroom? I have a feeling she will want any and all paneling at the dump to be gilded with gold. How stupid to try to get an artisan who professionally restores chapels to come and gild a bunch of “ bargain” paneling at the dump. I have a feeling the price will be out of her budget, just like the $40,000 she was quoted to put in her cheap auction “ bargain” fountain Snorty impulsively purchased. Stephanie loves to hemorrhage money, especially when it is free to her.

I do not understand why she believes that restoration of a farm house from the 1600s in rural France needs to be embellished with elaborate paneling, tens of thousands of dollars in luxury wallpaper, gold gilding, etc. She is trying to turn a simple farmhouse with low ceilings into a blinged out gaudy Disney Versailles. I do not believe that her cousin shares her vision.

Stephanie also did not like Amaury talking about how Maria, the former cook, needed a higher working surface in the kitchen but was blocked by the gruesome twosome. She impatiently interrupted his talk about the kitchen, yeah….yeah…yeah .

I think Amaury and Ñutty want to leave the Dump but are currently prevented from doing so due to the financial golden ( or in this case gilded/ gold leaf encased) handcuffs both of them have to Cuz Steph/ the Dump as a result of both of them receiving their salaries and several months of paid vacation time yearly ( working “ remotely” and on his parents home in the south of France).
 
It’s crazy windy here on the central coast of NSW Australia, and I hate the wind, we live near a mountain and I look at the huge trees thinking please don‘t uplift and land on my house. Anyway I just had to vent because it’s been a crazy winter here very unpredictable weather. I always wonder why Stephanie in all her travels has never landed in Australia, can anyone think of why?

leaving you with a beach video of Copacabana, yes we have a Copacabana here 😂🥹
 

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It’s crazy windy here on the central coast of NSW Australia, and I hate the wind, we live near a mountain and I look at the huge trees thinking please don‘t uplift and land on my house. Anyway I just had to vent because it’s been a crazy winter here very unpredictable weather. I always wonder why Stephanie in all her travels has never landed in Australia, can anyone think of why?
Your beach vid. is fabulous .

It was really windy here last night in Melbourne and thankfully we have taken down all the tall trees around our house over the years ..... not because of the wind but falling branches....we had big gum trees and golden elms.
I know what wild wind can do to trees so I do hope Ladeda you and your house stays safe! 🙏
 
Now when I give you the signal Natti, you make as if you have just walked into the kitchen, I'll love bomb you and your Mexican dress then we'll segue into an ad for anyone who may want to stay at the chateau due to cancellations. Ready . . . ac-shon.
Nati's walk on was so staged and rehearsed. As was Marie's appearance before going out to lunch. They are all just too ridiculous.
 
Has the fifty year old little orphan princess had a nose job? Asking for a friend!
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Those trousers are too tight for him. They're pulling at the buttons.

And 600 acres does not make for a 'huge' estate. Maybe in France but I call 'huge' . . . in the thousands. 600 acres is underwhelming. She has to make everything more grand and impressive than it is, constantly big noting herself.
Anna Creek Station in South Australia is 23.677 km2 <5,851,000 acres>. Used to run sheep but due to dingos, switched to cattle.
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Watched this and realised just how bad things have got for Amuary. He needs to leave.

I had forgotten how bad Dan's teefs were!!
 
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Well that's Aumary occupied for the next six months then in the ex pepto bismol room. Snorty helped him carry the crap panels out of the barn.....yeah pull the other one.

Maman and Papa's wedding photo, you would have thought she'd have had that out in a frame (he does look like Gerry from the side).

Chapel, no comment, lost interest.

Snorts makes lasagne, really?? :sick::sick:

Et viola! that's the clearing out of the attic abandoned until further notice (she's lost interest), man the pumps chaps, she's taken to her bed ill!

FIN
 
Will Fanny explain her nose job?
Why is she suddenly making confessions? Is she getting help from Better help /Therapy ?
They ran a bnb from beacon house?

She is telling a poor man to riches story.Why?
She is trying to dispel her hoarding problem.

Did her French grandmother a very strict catholic approve of a six week courtship before a secret wedding?
They were nurses who lived in caravan then ended up with Cransford. Just where did that money come from Fanny. It sure is not nurses wages with a man who spends all his time and money on art either.
Was the jag one of the patients cars.?
Beacon house was purchased from an estate , was this the home of a patient?
They saw opportunities and believed in dreaming . I call duckers and divers as Fanny has continued this trend.
That picture wasn't taken in Oxford with that Skyline. Could it be her graduation from the Opera course
 
Another example of Stephanie being abso-effing-lutely clueless.

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Bridging snack? Silly, silly woman. It’s a little repast for those playing bridge. A break between games.

(She only had to read the first line of the description on that page, if she didn’t know that bridge tea is a thing.)
 
Now when I give you the signal Natti, you make as if you have just walked into the kitchen, I'll love bomb you and your Mexican dress then we'll segue into an ad for anyone who may want to stay at the chateau due to cancellations. Ready . . . ac-shon.
Nati's walk on was so staged and rehearsed. As was Marie's appearance before going out to lunch. They are all just too ridiculous.
Well, what do we expect, eh? 😆
Just a badly written, badly directed, badly cast, and badly performed soap opera.
With excellent net profit!:devilish:🥰
 
mauralyons2713
4 minutes ago
Marie, you had a Lady Di moment in your see-through dress


Stephanie is playing sick again to get sympathy from viewers. Poor little orphan princess


@randyrice1429
9 minutes ago
Oooh, so sorry, Stephanie, that you don't feel well. Rest and recuperate and get well soon. Reallly enjoyed today's video
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@allysonsears
11 minutes ago
Oh no! Feel better quickly. Lots of fluids on these hot days.

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@JamesHardiman99
11 minutes ago
Get well soon!
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mary-clarephillips7723
13 minutes ago
Feel better!
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Stalker Wendy makes an appearance.
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wendymorrison5803
15 minutes ago
Amaury must be both happy and cautious tackling the oak panelling. Happy in the workshop. Cautious about the need to remake the panels. But we know his skill is deep and persistence his backup. Hoping you are not going to be seriously unwell Stephanie. Ademain
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@peterwhite9261
18 minutes ago
Stephanie, take care of yourself. You may have mild heat stroke from that attic. Hydrate well.
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@margielynch7196
18 minutes ago
I am wishing you good health, but I do think you could do with a few days of bed rest. You never stop
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@avioncamper
23 minutes ago
Get well Stef.
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@avioncamper
37 minutes ago
30c- 86f is not that hot. I was out Monday and it was 40c- 104f while driving around 2pm, I live in North Carolina, USA. Great video.

rayn8740
5 minutes ago
I pray that you didn't inhale something nasty in the attic. It was a hot time spent up there. I advise checking for symptoms of heat exhaustion and heat stroke as a precaution.

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@deb.m.7458
3 minutes ago
Stephanie, love your dress! Did you make it? Itch to Stitch just released the pattern of the dress you have on. Small world


@sharondunnigan1909
5 minutes ago
Steff on hot days drink more water or lemon water. You could be dehydrated. Whisky soda doesn't count
Was Wendy in any of Fanny's patron flogs? I don't recall seeing her..
 
You slay me @M&MsMom ! I have images of you in a Led Zeppelin shirt, saying, "The world is ending- I could give a f..." spraying EZ cheese in your mouth! Those were strange times!

Our old veterinarian in South Tampa keeps a can in her office as a "special treat" for her canine patients during their visits, as it is not something the bougie lot (dogs of the rich and famous) would get at home (and she is adamant that "cheese in a can should only be administered by a veterinarian- and makes the oral vaccines and visit much tolerable!") My JRT, however, thought it was abysmal and would just huff in disgust! :ROFLMAO:
I was definitely trying to live my best life that first month or so of the pandemic, that's for sure.
Our vet uses Churu treats to lure cats into submission. They use it for dogs, too. It's like kitty crack, from what I've heard. Go figure - - my cats won't go near it. They sniff them and recoil in horror! Kind of like my husband and spray cheese!

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It’s crazy windy here on the central coast of NSW Australia, and I hate the wind, we live near a mountain and I look at the huge trees thinking please don‘t uplift and land on my house. Anyway I just had to vent because it’s been a crazy winter here very unpredictable weather. I always wonder why Stephanie in all her travels has never landed in Australia, can anyone think of why?

leaving you with a beach video of Copacabana, yes we have a Copacabana here 😂🥹
I can’t place central coast. Would I have driven through it when driving from Sydney to Port Macquarie.
 
Well that photo kinda proves she graduated from a Uni, the outfit looks legit - does anyone know the Oxford undergrad hood colour?
I don't know much about Trinity College of Music but I didn't imagine that it would be any kind of degree that she got. I thought it was maybe a one year course ending in some kind of diploma. I wouldn't imagine she had studied music for any length of time. I think the Oxford Bachelor hoods are normally white but I am not absolutely sure. I know Masters hoods vary in colour according to the subject. The garb in the photo looks to me more like an Oxford Bachelors outfit! There are, of course, fancy dress shops where similar outfits can be hired.😆
 
And 600 acres does not make for a 'huge' estate. Maybe in France but I call 'huge' . . . in the thousands. 600 acres is underwhelming. She has to make everything more grand and impressive than it is, constantly big noting herself.
It would sound more impressive in hectares, but I agree, 600 acres isn’t all that much. Where I’m from that would be called having some land, or a few stands of trees. You would need at least 1500 acres to starting mentioning it. Even at that you should be just starting out as a landowner, anything less would be considered playing at it. We were small potatoes at 5000 acres as the family farm had been carved up by deaths and successions. Something else my family would never have done was let the land lie fallow unless it was out of rotation for recovery. Hunting and fishing was for food, not sport. Never let your chickens forage the same space two days in a row. Keep the milking parlor spotless, and warm your hands before you milk Maisy. You certainly wouldn’t like being manhandled with cold digits would you? The land should work for you, otherwise you’re just being greedy. And for pity’s sake don’t sell your mineral rights!
 
The graduation photo was following her time at Trinity LABDN in London, after Oxford. (I think the grad ceremonies are held at the Royal Naval College in Greenwich - the photo certainly looks as if the background overlooks the Thames.)
I just googled this college and yes they do wear gowns at their graduation ceremonies.
 

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