The Chateau Diaries #317 Patreon Day - Same ol' crap, same sad people, same dull tour

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barber st said:
Some ideas for donor events that could be very easy to pull together:

  1. Chateau Gala: An elegant evening of fine dining, live music, and exclusive tours of the Chateau.
  2. Sunset Picnic: A relaxed afternoon with gourmet picnic baskets and wine tastings.
  3. Art & Wine Reception: combining art exhibitions with wine pairings and local artist meet-and-greets.
  4. Garden Party: Enjoy the garden with cocktails, canapés, and live entertainment.
  5. Culinary Workshop & Luncheon: Hands-on cooking class with an actual chef followed by lunch paired with local wines.
  6. Wellness Retreat: featuring yoga sessions, spa treatments, massages, and healthy meals
  7. Winter Wonderland: Bring local vendors (make it a holiday market), hot chocolate bar, carolers, etc.
  8. Movies Under the Stars: Outdoor movie screening with blankets, popcorn, and wine pairings.

Idk just do something.
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But they do do something! They let them adore the little 50 year old orphaned princess in person!

I’m thinking if they want to up their game they bring back the favorite activity at Versailles of inviting the public into the boudoir to view the Officer of the Chamber and Wardrobe wake and bath and dress the princess!

Next year’s billing would be a grand viewing to consummate their marriage! I can hear the applause now! And maybe a few boos!
The upping of Patreon tier levels is endless!!! She really is lucky to have my marketing advice for free!
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Fanny can always rely on Snorty, Marie, Potty, Mummy and Shrek to play up for the camera.
Amuary has no more fucks to give and just walks off - his day is done!
Percy simply heads for the gates and walks in the opposite direction from everyone into the sunset

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Isn’t Shrek cute? How desperately he tries to fit into the group by walking with them. Believing he is a part of the inner circle.
 
LurkingMeg said:
I wonder if someone made a pass at Stuart that made her uncomfortable. She emphasized that she told someone "These are my boundaries" not "These are my terms." Right? And then she said they wouldn't respect her boundaries and indicated that gave her the "ick" Stuart, darling, give us the TEA. Maybe "If this person is there I won't be." or could be any number of things. Could be about something non chateau related. Just occurred to me as odd wording. Could be job related, who knows.
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I can imagine having to say "these are my boundaries" to Scotman...
And it would include "don't touch me, don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't breathe in my general direction, don't be in the same room as me, house as me, on the same street as me," right up to (and including) "don't be on the same planet as me." I can imagine Stuart having the same conversation with Shrek, and sometimes imagination can lead down some truly uncomfortable paths.
 
Eye, eye, eye who's got a Stye. Hardly an emergency;

The eye problem must have affected her speech.

Rockafor, sharcutear ???? new French words

Potts still looked like a sack of tit tied up in the middle and only just about managed to help carry the cheese board to the tent....tosser

Skipped Omberline and Curtsey with the chicken bunker.

Aumary's talk, she just wouldn't let him would she, had to interrupt the entire way through. He's a lost cause, he's not packing up and moving on. Had his own business in the UK bla bla bla, looking forward to starting the big room bla bla bla. Being at Lala an easier pace of life 🤣 🤣 🤣 , no love, you're on a cushy number. Done with you now. Didn't even let him finish his talk as they all had to go off to see Nick cut a tree down.

Goes into raptures over being given a beaded pizza bag, each to there own 🤷‍♀️

That's all folks

Now, the guesses are where will she be jetting off to?
 
Gertrude Maud said:
I recall Gerry being too close to her while she was cooking.
A Tattler put up a still of them standing together, Stuart with a 'you're too close' expression on her face.
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The water in Melbourne is very good; the water in Castlemaine not so much. It's highly chlorinated and sometimes I can smell it in the washing machine when I do a hot wash. Mr GM is sensitive to chlorine and won't drink water straight from the tap while we are here.
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Re: Gerry and Stuart - I remember that photo Gerti. Gerald the poison dwarf is a hugger. It'd creep me out.

Re: NI water - 100% pure fresh rain water, straight from the eternally grey skies over Belfast. Apart from the monumentally good taste of it, we have no water bills here.
 
Spirit of place said:
Aha @ jack Spratt, surely you're not forgetting that Sunday is 14 juillet Bastille Day - you'll be on a roll with your neighbours celebrating that as well.🍾🍾🍾
So forget going home in the early hours - 3 houses away is crawlable !
Have a wonderful time and kudos to you for being part of your community - something the Jarvis' are now awkwardly trying to do after 16 years, never hosting fairs or open days or inviting local friends over. Their sole connection seems to have been with the Mairie for their own ends - permits etc. & Isabelle who got involved with old Bernard an ex tenant farmer, again for help running the estate.
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Overcast here at the mo but it's supposed to get to 23 🤞🤞. I've no doubt we'll be there until way past midnight but have had many a 'do' with this lot and they party hard and yes it is crawlable, been there and done that, even lost a shoe.

Poor Mr Spratt is absolutely knackered from work, so hoping he can just relax a bit today. (he's been a bit of a misère for most of this week)

I will report back on the food and will laugh if it's belly pork.
 
JackSpratt said:
Eye, eye, eye who's got a Stye. Hardly an emergency;

The eye problem must have affected her speech.

Rockafor, sharcutear ???? new French words

Potts still looked like a sack of tit tied up in the middle and only just about managed to help carry the cheese board to the tent....tosser

Skipped Omberline and Curtsey with the chicken bunker.

Aumary's talk, she just wouldn't let him would she, had to interrupt the entire way through. He's a lost cause, he's not packing up and moving on. Had his own business in the UK bla bla bla, looking forward to starting the big room bla bla bla. Being at Lala an easier pace of life 🤣 🤣 🤣 , no love, you're on a cushy number. Done with you now. Didn't even let him finish his talk as they all had to go off to see Nick cut a tree down.

Goes into raptures over being given a beaded pizza bag, each to there own 🤷‍♀️

That's all folks

Now, the guesses are where will she be jetting off to?
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I'm still not convinced Amuay is staying. If he's stupid enough to stay and waste the next few years of his life then he needs to have his balls cut off and we can start calling him Eunuch.
 
Fromthenorth said:
That picture is look how pitiful I am, gimme more money ! :rolleyes:
Conjunctivitis .....nothing serious ...except for narcissistic shitlaine con artist grifter that is ... put some over the counter antibiotics drops and shut up !
(it's bloody cold in the UK 11C in July, so tired of that weather)
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That's the result from wearing the Hannibal Lecter mask.

Oh Lady A you got there before me, bet it wag the wig on a stick and she's got a bit of his hair system in the eye.
 
M&MsMom said:
You can draw randomly whenever you wish - GFM takes their roughly 3% right off the top of every donation that comes in, so the money is available almost immediately.
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Thank you I had no idea because I have seen people on Twitter who have them for medical expenses, mainly from the USA. That’s good to know.
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Imperious Me said:
More crap for Narnia...
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That bag has to be the biggest joke and you know it will never be seen again but that patron will always be looking for it on the vlogs.
 
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Gertrude Maud said:
Sergi created the music with AI . . . clever boy. But I wouldn't want to hear it too often as it could wear a bit thin.
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I recall Gerry being too close to her while she was cooking.
A Tattler put up a still of them standing together, Stuart with a 'you're too close' expression on her face.
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The water in Melbourne is very good; the water in Castlemaine not so much. It's highly chlorinated and sometimes I can smell it in the washing machine when I do a hot wash. Mr GM is sensitive to chlorine and won't drink water straight from the tap while we are here.
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I am glad we have the best water in Tassie. No buying bottled water down here. Straight down from the highlands. Yum. Mind you I only drink it in my coffee!! Haha,
 
MRShavershamsdress said:
I’m not so sure about the good hearts. Remember that Ash was still a serving politician when they moved to France. He didn’t leave his post until busted by the press. Even then his excuse was he wasn’t legally required to live in the borough he represented. Not to mention the speculation they drained the father/stepfather’s coffers dry before running him off. There’s something very shady there that I can’t quite put my finger on. Hard work and community involvement do not necessarily make good people.
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dont forget the wall that fell down, tears from Terry and a still open go fund me page, receieving more than they requested. Iike other Tattlers i agree allegedly it wasn't a really windy evening, which combined with freezing weather made the wall fall down because it was riddled with ivy. A wall allegedly needed replacing so they could build a breeze block wall for a toilet block for allegedly campers and motor homes they wish to attract to the Chateau.

Terry Short shut the go fund me down NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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billybudd said:
Yeah, this is pretty gross. But they did give some money to the local school which is sort of unprecedented in the chateauverse.
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Yes but if you rewatch you see how badly they treated Tony in that video, Ash is a mean boy, he has no class, is dumb as Philip. How ever to end on a positive note he is no longer constantly adjusting himself while speaking on utube Anyone lese remember the Human Resource tit sandwich from the 90's

Postive - You interact with the community and raise funds for the local school
negative - allegedly I dont believe the go fund me page for the wall was entirely truthful, and you are bullies
Positive - no longer to I ahve to view tackle adjustment every two minutes of you speaking
 
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M&MsMom said:
Thank you for explaining where the music came from! I wondered who/how it was done. And I completely agree......I love the two of them, but the last time she played it, while she was finishing the fountain, I had to skip forward. It was cute the first time I heard it, but then I felt like I was slowly being driven mad (like the Belle Epoch song!) because she'd replay it and then cut in with one of her usual two or three pieces of music. I think there are a couple of versions of it that he made as I seem to recall one sung by a male voice. Now I understand why she loves them so much! That's the worst I can say about her, though - anything she and Sergi do is fine by me!
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Plus, when she goes sans makeup, you can still see the outline of where the liner was on her eyes! You have to remove that stuff, all of it, or you're setting yourself up for issues, like conjunctivitis!
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@M&MsMom I like them too. They are in my top four favourite vloggers.

I adore their cavalier, Cherie. I am trying to persuade Mr GM to agree to a little cavalier but it's hard work. He thinks Cherie is adorable but essentially he is a cat person as am I.

I like Staffordshire dogs and Alla has a collection of Staffordshire cavaliers on her mantel which I love. I've been watching auctions for quite a while for a pair and Friday was my lucky day. In the lot that I won there were two Staffordshire sheep, two spaniels and a greyhound.The greyhound alone fetches $600 on 1st Dibs. My win was $130 for the collection and I still can't quite believe it. At this point my Staffordshire cavaliers will be the closest I get to the real thing.
 
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I know we've had this image for ages and I forget where it came from. This is honestly a serious question. Was it a screen shot or is a photo one of us Tattlers has created from a photo of Gerry which they manipulated? I ask because the shape of the face and every aspect is exactly like Gerry. If it is a true image, I really don't think there can be any possible doubt that they are blood relations.
 
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