The Chateau Diaries #316 Fanny's château's filled lies, inedible pies & the gayancé's porcelain spies.

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MsMuir said:
I agree! Let's move on...to mousse!
Here's an easy recipe

Super Easy Salmon Mousse - Martha Stewart Recipe - Food.com

I saw Martha make this on the Today show and it looks super easy to make, and healthy too - if you opt for light sour cream. Cooking time is chilling
www.food.com www.food.com
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All this talk of salmon has reminded me that I have still have some salmon offcuts in the freezer to use up. I think I will make either salmon quiche or salmon fishcakes (with plenty of fresh parsley rom the garden ) today. Another wet miserable day forecast here so I think the fishcakes will win.
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Lady Avonlea said:
All the greasy pizza boxes sitting on the mahogany side-board with no warming matts or place mats underneath. Is Hanni too drunk or too buzzed to eat?
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Well they’re not skimping on the take aways, the sucker bnb guests would surely see this and think what the duck am I paying €75 for scraps. And who puts their hand in their pocket to pay for this, not snorts 😂🤣☺️
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Snorty was helping himself to pizza. Not allergic to the cheese on that pizza Snorty? I didn't know you could order pizza with tuna & peaches as toppings.
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Who is this lady who's helping Marie in the kitchen? I swear I've seen her....somewhere! She looks very familiar. Maybe on another vlogger's channel? At first, I thought she was a vlogger, that's how familiar looking she is to me. But she seemed too shy on camera.

This is going to keep me up tonight, I can just tell........grrrrrr.......
 
M&MsMom said:
Who is this lady who's helping Marie in the kitchen? I swear I've seen her....somewhere! She looks very familiar. Maybe on another vlogger's channel? At first, I thought she was a vlogger, that's how familiar looking she is to me. But she seemed too shy on camera.

This is going to keep me up tonight, I can just tell........grrrrrr.......
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Is Julie perhaps a former B&B guest?
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Am I the only one who thinks Snorty & Andi have some prior connection - they are far too palsy
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If Andi is a friend who lives close enough to Fanny to drive back and forth each day from her home to the shitoo, then why is she bringing a gift to Snorty? Who brings a gift everytime to drops into a friends house? Or was it a gift - what is the money under the glass for? Did Snorty reimburse Andi for the lemon bowls. Did Andi Fanny for her ratty, old mattress?
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Andi, how damn desperate are you to take away one of Fanny's old mattresses??? YUCK! Imagine the fluids and rodent tit! The smell is rank! Hope you stopped at the dump on your way home to get rid of the stanky ole mattress. You're also going to have to fumigate your car!!!
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Andi was wearing one of those awful plastic necklaces as per the BnB guest, except Andi's was orange.
 
M&MsMom said:
Who is this lady who's helping Marie in the kitchen? I swear I've seen her....somewhere! She looks very familiar. Maybe on another vlogger's channel? At first, I thought she was a vlogger, that's how familiar looking she is to me. But she seemed too shy on camera.

This is going to keep me up tonight, I can just tell........grrrrrr.......
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Shhh! She's one of us! Muahahahaha!
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Is Julie perhaps a former B&B guest?
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Could be, but I couldn't tell a B&B guest from anyone else, that's how little attention I pay to the people who show up there - these days, the only time we see a guest is when the dinner is shown and I'm too busy scrutinizing what's doing on those plates to be bothered by actual people! If she was a guest, she would have had to have had some sort of speaking part, a little interview or something, for me to think I remember her from some place.
 
M&MsMom said:
Could be, but I couldn't tell a B&B guest from anyone else, that's how little attention I pay to the people who show up there - these days, the only time we see a guest is when the dinner is shown and I'm too busy scrutinizing what's doing on those plates to be bothered by actual people! If she was a guest, she would have had to have had some sort of speaking part, a little interview or something, for me to think I remember her from some place.
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Not to worry M&MsMom, it will come to you at 4:00 am. Just pop online and let us know when it wakes you up. Sleep well 💤😊
 
Gertrude Maud said:
She says, we got rid of all this rubbish, ALL this rubbish. Maybe no more than ten bags in two days.

Initially, I didn't recognise her without all of her war paint on.
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This isn't two days - she, Gerry, FRK and Lard Arse are wearing exactly the same clothes in both vlogs. I don't suppose she spent longer than an hour in total before she disappeared "to edit."
 
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