The Chateau Diaries #316 Fanny's château's filled lies, inedible pies & the gayancé's porcelain spies.

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@graceontheyork1424
2 hours ago
Fiancé new duties: suggest sweetly that one's pants are too tight if you can see the entire outline of his cell and accoutrements...
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@JSees
2 hours ago
Yep, he dresses right per tailor's lingo.
 
@JSees
2 hours ago
Mummy looks a bit confused or out of it, is she all right?

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@hungrygrl333
2 hours ago
Why isn’t Gerry staying in his apartment?

@RuebensTravels
3 hours ago
Any plans to renovate the chateau Stephanie?

@Lstanfield
3 hours ago
I can’t help but notice almost everyone in your videos is engaged in some job or constructive project. Of course it’s also noticeable that there is one blatantly obvious exception


@youpipstube
3 hours ago
I want to sweep the Attic! How can you clean up without sweeping up that mess? you would feel so much more accomplished with the floor clean.

@dianegriffith3006
4 hours ago
Stephanie-what’s going on with Ollie and your travel videos plus I’ve not seen any recent Magical Mansions (?) videos from him either..


@Kiwichick138
3 hours ago
A few years ago it was mentioned that the raised beds would get wider new wood put in, is that still happening? :)


@susanamann1806
3 hours ago
Might look better with floor swept up.,good job. So interesting.

@yvonnelast2550
4 hours ago
How much older is Gerry (your brother) than you. Your mum must havevhad him young. How old were you when you had your son, you must been young. Now you only need to find someone for you. Mr right will come along.
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@jeandavies4550
6 hours ago
I could hear little darling Lancelot crying for you
 
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@yvonnelast2550
4 hours ago
How much older is Gerry (your brother) than you. Your mum must havevhad him young. How old were you when you had your son, you must been young. Now you only need to find someone for you. Mr right will come along.
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Standing ovation for @Yvonnelast2550. 👏👏👏👏👏👏 Now if you could just throw into the comments that Fanny and Gerry look so alike, similar features, etc.
 
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The Jarvis family crest “ Something For Nothing”
@deeyoung5620
6 hours ago
Stephanie, you should consider adding the Jarvis crest.

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@bethcervenka1813
6 hours ago
Jeeze, get Phillip some larger pants! That is awful!

@LaReynedEpee
6 hours ago
Another chronic moaner.

@rubyklumpenhower9491
6 hours ago (edited)
@bethcervenka1813 I clicked on your profile picture and what comes up? A heart-shaped image saying I'm beautiful inside !! Yeah, not so much!! Maybe you want to rethink that. Your last four comments have all been critical. Wow!

@JSees
2 hours ago
I actually thought the same thing. You can tell he dresses right, if you get my drift. Skinny jeans are out, fyi.
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tit stirring Stephanie deliberately referred to Gerry as her brother again. Control by chaos, confusion, and more misinformation. Perhaps that’s why Isabel seemed confused in today’s video.

@rachelstevens111
7 hours agoHello, I was just wondering, did I hear Stephanie say Gerald is her brother? What a lovely guy he is!


@MK-Farm-Michigan
7 hours ago
Gerald is her brother but not blood line. Stephanie parents raised him. Stephanie is an only child. She calls Gerald her brother because they were raised together.


@dorienbrockhoff2727
6 hours ago
I was wondering the same thing


@margielynch7196
6 hours ago
He is a brother from another mama.


@Seth-gd4mz
6 hours ago
He is a most loved Brother. He is a Blessing for Stephanie and Her Mother!!


@patriciascowen1713
5 hours ago
Gerry is ths son of the housekeeper who worked for Stephanie's Parents I believe


@Alex_Bonneau
6 hours ago
@MK-Farm-Michigan Yes she talked about the story how Gerald got included in the family in a video. I don't remember the video and I don't remember the story. I think they came to know Jerry whilst travelling to Scotland when Stephanie was very young.


@karlanorvell9573
4 minutes ago
He's not her biological brother but her parents unofficially adopted him at some point when he was an older kid, maybe a teenager.


@Bassey_NZ
1 minute ago
@christine2023 I think Stephanie said Gerald was about 12 when she was a baby and he used to push her in her pram. He is very close to the family but I remember her saying he is also close to his own biological family.

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@Bassey_NZ
1 minute ago
@christine2023 I think Stephanie said Gerald was about 12 when she was a baby and he used to push her in her pram. He is very close to the family but I remember her saying he is also close to his own biological family.


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@j.s.walker178
10 hours ago
With all to do for patrons day , how can Philip have time to set and play games , just saying
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@ash6811
12 hours ago
What ever happened to the China pantry that was going to have that massive octagonal cabinet in it?
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WTF?
@robynforman1978
17 hours ago
What types of birds are in the woods?

@isabellejarvis7805
14 hours ago
European birds
 
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More 'clearing of the attic' is it going to be a new addition to the patreon tours?

How delightful Marie uses a cookery book as a food press, Andi gives Trixies for friggin china he lets the dog lick it then down on the kitchen table it goes.

They're all appearing now, it's going to be a veritable Patreon shopping experience:-

QVChateau Love Jewellery
Paintings by Andi
Expensive photo prints by the South African Gurner
Shitoo honey
Will Trixie reopen Ye Olde Shoppe

Heavens, too exciting for words I'm welling up.
 
@carriecece1
1 day ago
Billy Pethericks convent has a hiding space for priests who were hunted down during the French Revolution I think.

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@carolinegooder7091
7 hours ago
Billy didn't know what that space was for. Hiding valuables or people during WWII.
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kellylaliberte548
1 day ago
It's nice that you and Gerry tackled the clear out together. He understands the things that make you sad and knows just what to do to lighten the mood while still respecting your memories. The ideal elder brother.


@GillDunn-ch6qg
13 hours ago
except he isn’t


@tinaclarke704
8 hours ago
@GillDunn-ch6qg you mean he's not her bio brother. But that's by the by as he has had the role of brother of her heart for most of her life. If thats how they see thier relationship no one else has a say in it. And we WILL respect that.
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@katedutchie
1 day ago
Steampunk goggles?! I think minion stephanie

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rayn8740
1 day ago
The new china pantry? I never really understood what happened to the old china pantry. Is it going to be the same room? Is it going to have the same hexagonal fixture in the middle of the room? Didn't it come from the Ritz in Paris? Was that a hint about the episode for British Television? Stephanie, why do you do this to me? Clearing out the attic room must have been bittersweet. I suspect that you kept some emotional moments between the two of you. How special to have had each other for the task. Marie, you have this, just breathe. It's going to be perfectly lovely. This will be a Patron Day for the ages. On my wish list of special returns would be Tomas and Jared. Both were so delightful in their own special ways. But there have been so many wonderful individuals at Lalande, it would not be fair to limit the list to two.


@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago (edited)
They never put the China room into the old dairy room. That room became the Gardeners tea room. They put one and now a second piece of furniture into the small salon next to the kitchen to start the China room. The hexagon piece of furniture hasn't made it into the room yet.

@calvarychapelnorthjersey7040
1 day ago
@carolinegooder7091 How do you know so much about LaLande? Are you one of the volunteers? I've noticed you seem to always have more information than we see on the vlog, which I appreciate.


@bluemoon1033
1 day ago
@calvarychapelnorthjersey7040 it’s either Stephanie or Philip.

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@carolinegooder7091
8 hours ago
@bluemoon1033 wrong.

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@carolinegooder7091
8 hours ago
@calvarychapelnorthjersey7040 I made a map for myself.


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@carolinegooder7091
7 hours ago
@calvarychapelnorthjersey7040 No, I just watch the vlog twice and am used to gathering data and remembering it.
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@jenniferwhite4049
1 day ago
When is Jerald moving out full time? I'm ready!

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@carolinegooder7091
1 day ago
They haven't finished his apartment yet, and he has to retire, he said. May be a few more years
 
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@JSees
2 hours ago
Mummy looks a bit confused or out of it, is she all right?

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@hungrygrl333
2 hours ago
Why isn’t Gerry staying in his apartment?

@RuebensTravels
3 hours ago
Any plans to renovate the chateau Stephanie?

@Lstanfield
3 hours ago
I can’t help but notice almost everyone in your videos is engaged in some job or constructive project. Of course it’s also noticeable that there is one blatantly obvious exception


@youpipstube
3 hours ago
I want to sweep the Attic! How can you clean up without sweeping up that mess? you would feel so much more accomplished with the floor clean.

@dianegriffith3006
4 hours ago
Stephanie-what’s going on with Ollie and your travel videos plus I’ve not seen any recent Magical Mansions (?) videos from him either..


@Kiwichick138
3 hours ago
A few years ago it was mentioned that the raised beds would get wider new wood put in, is that still happening? :)


@susanamann1806
3 hours ago
Might look better with floor swept up.,good job. So interesting.

@yvonnelast2550
4 hours ago
How much older is Gerry (your brother) than you. Your mum must havevhad him young. How old were you when you had your son, you must been young. Now you only need to find someone for you. Mr right will come along.
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@jeandavies4550
6 hours ago
I could hear little darling Lancelot crying for you
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That penultimate comment made me guffaw out loud and I'm in a doctors waiting room 😂
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Both Fanny & Snorty are looking a bit wide across the derriere. The official medical condition is OSA (Online Shopping Ass). Maximum, F&S are at the shitoo two nights a week eating prison rations with B&B guests, and the rest of the week they are away on vacay gorging on 3 square meals a day plus copious vats of booze & ice cream.
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There are two thoughts on this condition - SOA (SITTING ON ASS) all day
 
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