The Chateau Diaries #315 500.000€ spent on the chapel made Saint Joseph drop dead.

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She thinks she's heightening the sense of drama since she's got nothing else going on in her life.

Its just sick making when she does that Gertie !
So OVER it ! :rolleyes:
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It looks like Pavlina sitting at the table on the terrace but who are the two young men in the background? They seem to go in and out of the kitchen door so probably not guests.

They Must be fellow refugee's Jeeves that Pavlina has saved and brought over to LaLaLande - the Home of the Free!
 
Philip should cut his hair like Michael Hutchence in 1991. Even Kenny G’s hair looks better than Philip.
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Couldn't agree with you more Pekey - butter wouldn't melt in the Mummy's 🦇 mouth.
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Mummy has a smug “ dupers delight” look on her face, just like her daughter. Percy is wiped out and over the Dump.Mummy wearing a wrinkled dress, Neither she nor Fanny want to iron their clothes. Mummy does think she is “ cutesy”, but it is actually more like ” cringy.” Mummy loves the camera and attention. In her interview with Fanny, the one where she forgot about owning an art nouveau styled nursing home for 15 years, Mummy stated that she really wanted to be an actress. When she and Percy we’re stuck in South Africa for months, she was always sending Stephanie video clips of herself and Percy doing things in South Africa but Stephanie refused to add them to the cd videos.
 
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Mummy has a smug “ dupers delight” look on her face, just like her daughter. Percy is wiped out and over the Dump.Mummy wearing a wrinkled dress, Neither she nor Fanny want to iron their clothes. Mummy does think she is “ cutesy”, but it is actually more like ” cringy.” Mummy loves the camera and attention. In her interview with Fanny, the one where she forgot about owning an art nouveau styled nursing home for 15 years, Mummy stated that she really wanted to be an actress. When she and Percy we’re stuck in South Africa for months, she was always sending Stephanie video clips of herself and Percy doing things in South Africa but Stephanie refused to add them to her see the videos.
Gracie....... I don't think Mummy's sister plays to the camera...... her husband does but not the sister.
Tante either didn't need to do that or old Mummy 🦇 picked on her and made sure she was Centre Stage !
Would love to know how Mummy acts around her other siblings . They don't seem to want to be around her and her show off daughter -- I don't blame them!!
 
sammaybery3067
16 minutes ago
Philip, those skinny jeans are doing you no favors

@sabrinasouth5989
3 hours ago
I wonder what people think when the taxi cab pulls up and Gerald gets out and kisses and hugs his fare

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@dorothylaplante7243
3 hours ago
Stephany would you consider renting out your apartment to three old ladies next spring? We are going to London then heading to the Cotswold for a seven day hike then back to London before we head back to Canada. Just a thought. It would be great if you would. We are really responsible and trustworthy.


@anitanagahisa3049
4 hours ago
You try really hard at pleasing your mother, despite her moods, etc. The real hero to me is her husband who has to deal with her daily


MP-xf6gq
5 hours ago
Didn't Jerry have his own "apt"? He is now in a single bedroom.?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Stephanie putting out more bullshit.
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
They haven't finished his retirement appointment yet. The back windows of the workyard wing need to be enlarged first. Also, they need to do the finishing of the heating system, the Grand Salon, the terrace, and the lake. Inside the six months of demolition and rebuilding starting in November, maybe they can start again in the new rooms again


@MP-xf6gq
2 hours ago
@carolinegooder7091 It shouldn't take 3 years to install a new heating system. UGH


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮More misinformation and lies from pathological liar Stephanie Jarvis.
@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago (edited)
@MP-xf6gq Our neighbor in the mountains of NC tried to have a large garage and workshop build with heating. Two and a half years later, and it is almost finished. Getting workers in rural areas is a nightmare. At Lalande, the chimneys were cleaned, and the wood stoves went in first. Now the boilers and electricity plants are in. The vents have to be added to all the wings and ceilings over the next years. It is not like putting in vents in a new house. They have 20 rooms to vent properly first and then, one day, possibly 20 more.
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@MYJ61
5 hours ago (edited)
I think Philip needs a spreadsheet for his porcelain collection
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@user-fk9eh7xu2f
5 hours ago
I hate that wall paper
 
Do you think Stephanie is too cheap to employ an adequate amount of gardeners to maintain the crappy gardens ?Why have an 80+ year old man still recovering from a deadly TB infection on a grifted lawnmower at the Dump while 28/29 grifter Snorts sits inside the Dump fondling his tiny teapot.

pmm3112
6 hours ago (edited)
Please trim up the hedges in the English Garden so we can get a better idea of the plan as with the scruffy hedges now, it’s difficult to see the landscape plan Davie actually laid out for you!
 
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sammaybery3067
16 minutes ago
Philip, those skinny jeans are doing you no favors

@sabrinasouth5989
3 hours ago
I wonder what people think when the taxi cab pulls up and Gerald gets out and kisses and hugs his fare

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@dorothylaplante7243
3 hours ago
Stephany would you consider renting out your apartment to three old ladies next spring? We are going to London then heading to the Cotswold for a seven day hike then back to London before we head back to Canada. Just a thought. It would be great if you would. We are really responsible and trustworthy.


@anitanagahisa3049
4 hours ago
You try really hard at pleasing your mother, despite her moods, etc. The real hero to me is her husband who has to deal with her daily


MP-xf6gq
5 hours ago
Didn't Jerry have his own "apt"? He is now in a single bedroom.?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Stephanie putting out more bullshit.
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
They haven't finished his retirement appointment yet. The back windows of the workyard wing need to be enlarged first. Also, they need to do the finishing of the heating system, the Grand Salon, the terrace, and the lake. Inside the six months of demolition and rebuilding starting in November, maybe they can start again in the new rooms again


@MP-xf6gq
2 hours ago
@carolinegooder7091 It shouldn't take 3 years to install a new heating system. UGH


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮More misinformation and lies from pathological liar Stephanie Jarvis.
@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago (edited)
@MP-xf6gq Our neighbor in the mountains of NC tried to have a large garage and workshop build with heating. Two and a half years later, and it is almost finished. Getting workers in rural areas is a nightmare. At Lalande, the chimneys were cleaned, and the wood stoves went in first. Now the boilers and electricity plants are in. The vents have to be added to all the wings and ceilings over the next years. It is not like putting in vents in a new house. They have 20 rooms to vent properly first and then, one day, possibly 20 more.
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@MYJ61
5 hours ago (edited)
I think Philip needs a spreadsheet for his porcelain collection
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@user-fk9eh7xu2f
5 hours ago
I hate that wall paper
CarolineGooder, aka Fanny, getting workers in rural areas is especially a nightmare if you keep killing them, you stupid, self-centered, selfish, self-indulgent, uncaring, grifting witch!
 
SEE HOW THE STEPHANIE JARVIS CONTROL BY CHAOS, SMOKE AND MIRRORS, BULLSHIT CAMPAIGN WORKS TO MUDDY THE WATERS ON OLE BRO GERRY? ALL THE CONFUSION/ differing recollections?

@tara0redwine
14 hours ago
Wondering how Gerry is related to you. I love Gerry he's so funny!

@annetowner5447
13 hours ago
If I remember correctly Stephanie's parents welcomed Gerry into their home when he was a preteen, and Stephanie was a baby.


@tara0redwine
12 hours ago
@annetowner5447 I thought at one point she said he was her brother... then I thought maybe Isabells brother, but that didn't make sense with the age and accent

@annetowner5447
11 hours ago
@tara0redwine he is her brother by choice, though technically not related :) very sweet I think. I believe his bio mother worked for Isabelle and her late husband when they had a nursing home in England.


@audreyatherton3373
22 hours ago
What relationship is Gerry if any to Stephanie?

@annemackenzie7295
22 hours ago
Her adopted brother

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@carolinegooder7091
20 hours ago
Stephanie's parents mentored him when he was 12 years old. He would take care of Stephanie, pushing her around in her pram. Stephanie calls him her brother, and he calls her his sister. Stephanie also grew up in the same house as Amaury and his younger brother



@robertacunningham3329
1 day ago
Are Jerry and Stephanie related? New to the channel.


WOW.….NOW GERRY WAS RAISED BY DEREK AND ISABELLE? Why no mention of Gerry’s mother back in Scotland.
@lindamounts2193
21 hours ago
Jerry was raised by her parents.

@candyjenner6900
22 hours ago
Vivian is such a caring soul always so giving and absolutely thoughtful bless her

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮one of phillip’s dump accounts. What a smarmy )a ka ss.
@therealtartuffe
18 hours ago
And she has excellent taste in tureens
 
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HIGH HO, HIGH HO? IT'S OFF TO HAMPTON COURT WE GO....... :sick: 🤬

Just who on earth does that tit think he is? With his 'expert' design ideas, 'I think, I think, I think, I want, my favourtie', no Trixie a normal rational, tasteful, thoughtful, 'thought' has never passed through that hair system head.

It's almost as if Fanny is now asking HIS approval on things, WTF!

God he's odious!

That Ganja bedroom is an assault on the eyes, just like the toile one is........well while I'm on a roll, really the whole sodding place is.

Bla bla bla walled garden, plane, airport, taxi, flat in london, fish and chips, mushy peas decanted into a porcelain (sugar cube container?)

Pretentious Prick!

Morning all!
 
SEE HOW THE STEPHANIE JARVIS CONTROL BY CHAOS, SMOKE AND MIRRORS, BULLSHIT CAMPAIGN WORKS TO MUDDY THE WATERS ON OLE BRO GERRY? ALL THE CONFUSION/ differing recollections?

@tara0redwine
14 hours ago
Wondering how Gerry is related to you. I love Gerry he's so funny!

@annetowner5447
13 hours ago
If I remember correctly Stephanie's parents welcomed Gerry into their home when he was a preteen, and Stephanie was a baby.


@tara0redwine
12 hours ago
@annetowner5447 I thought at one point she said he was her brother... then I thought maybe Isabells brother, but that didn't make sense with the age and accent

@annetowner5447
11 hours ago
@tara0redwine he is her brother by choice, though technically not related :) very sweet I think. I believe his bio mother worked for Isabelle and her late husband when they had a nursing home in England.


@audreyatherton3373
22 hours ago
What relationship is Gerry if any to Stephanie?

@annemackenzie7295
22 hours ago
Her adopted brother

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@carolinegooder7091
20 hours ago
Stephanie's parents mentored him when he was 12 years old. He would take care of Stephanie, pushing her around in her pram. Stephanie calls him her brother, and he calls her his sister. Stephanie also grew up in the same house as Amaury and his younger brother



@robertacunningham3329
1 day ago
Are Jerry and Stephanie related? New to the channel.


WOW.….NOW GERRY WAS RAISED BY DEREK AND ISABELLE? Why no mention of Gerry’s mother back in Scotland.
@lindamounts2193
21 hours ago
Jerry was raised by her parents.

@candyjenner6900
22 hours ago
Vivian is such a caring soul always so giving and absolutely thoughtful bless her

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮one of phillip’s dump accounts. What a smarmy )a ka ss.
@therealtartuffe
18 hours ago
And she has excellent taste in tureens
@graciemckitten you are so thoughtful posting these because it must get very tiresome with the repetition re Gerry, Jerry, brother, sibling, orphan, lost soul, foundling, lost dogs home, cat rescue society. Anymore ????
 
Fanny still thinks she's a ballerina. What a warped childhood that woman had.


I do wonder if she was trotted out to amuse the residents in the nursing home. Keeping them entertained, her occupied and out of Izzy and Derek's hair.

Performing for the oldies, getting constant praise, most probably showered with gifts. That's why she's so totally fucked up in the head, she's just continued to live her life as the performing child, forever expecting to be rewarded.
 
sammaybery3067
16 minutes ago
Philip, those skinny jeans are doing you no favors

@sabrinasouth5989
3 hours ago
I wonder what people think when the taxi cab pulls up and Gerald gets out and kisses and hugs his fare

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@dorothylaplante7243
3 hours ago
Stephany would you consider renting out your apartment to three old ladies next spring? We are going to London then heading to the Cotswold for a seven day hike then back to London before we head back to Canada. Just a thought. It would be great if you would. We are really responsible and trustworthy.


@anitanagahisa3049
4 hours ago
You try really hard at pleasing your mother, despite her moods, etc. The real hero to me is her husband who has to deal with her daily


MP-xf6gq
5 hours ago
Didn't Jerry have his own "apt"? He is now in a single bedroom.?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Stephanie putting out more bullshit.
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
They haven't finished his retirement appointment yet. The back windows of the workyard wing need to be enlarged first. Also, they need to do the finishing of the heating system, the Grand Salon, the terrace, and the lake. Inside the six months of demolition and rebuilding starting in November, maybe they can start again in the new rooms again


@MP-xf6gq
2 hours ago
@carolinegooder7091 It shouldn't take 3 years to install a new heating system. UGH


🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮More misinformation and lies from pathological liar Stephanie Jarvis.
@carolinegooder7091
1 hour ago (edited)
@MP-xf6gq Our neighbor in the mountains of NC tried to have a large garage and workshop build with heating. Two and a half years later, and it is almost finished. Getting workers in rural areas is a nightmare. At Lalande, the chimneys were cleaned, and the wood stoves went in first. Now the boilers and electricity plants are in. The vents have to be added to all the wings and ceilings over the next years. It is not like putting in vents in a new house. They have 20 rooms to vent properly first and then, one day, possibly 20 more.
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@MYJ61
5 hours ago (edited)
I think Philip needs a spreadsheet for his porcelain collection
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@user-fk9eh7xu2f
5 hours ago
I hate that wall paper
Um….the mountains of NC? What a natural way to refer to your region. My friend in Asheville does this all the time🙄
 
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