The Chateau Diaries #315 500.000€ spent on the chapel made Saint Joseph drop dead.

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If they are going to the flower show on Friday, why did they go to London on Monday or Tuesday? It couldn’t have been Sunday because Sebastian was there working.

Several days of shopping? Picking up auction buys? 🤢 $$$$$$
I believe they left on Monday afternoon, but so many odd decisions.

- why didn't Mummy & Percy leave a couple of days earlier and return to England with Scotman? Scotman could have parked at Stanstead and driven them all home to Sussex together. How selfish to force Scotman to make an extra drive out to Stanstead to pick up Mummy & Percy.

- two weeks ago Percy couldn't navigate the airport without using Airport transport. Suddenly, we're to believe that Percy can walk independently by himself through the airport? BS! Percy didn't have to go to a separate passport control. They just didn't want to show that Percy needs airport assistance.

- How the hell is Percy (and Mummy for that matter) going to manage the Hampton Court Flower Show? Hope they get the TB man a wheelchair & make Snorty push him about.

- Why didn't Percy stay back at the shitoo and relax with Chantal & Stephen? Why didn't Snorty stay back at the shitoo and do some actual work in preparation for Patron Day next week?

- The Hampton Court Flower Show is just a ruse. If it had anything to do with flowers & gardens Mummy & Fanny could have popped away alone together on a quick Mummy🦇 & daughter trip for a couple of days.

- Mummy & maybe Percy are back in the UK for more health check-ups and to handle personal matters. Fanny & Snorty are back in the UK for more shopping & for tax purposes.
 
OT: The passport thang. If you are a US citizen, you can only have two (one US and one of another country) unless you have extenuating circumstances (such as a diplomat (black) or military member (brown).) So if I wanted to get an Italian passport, I'd have to give up my US or Canada one. (I already have an Italian "Codici Fiscale", which is like a social security number in Italy, so it makes it easier if I ever decide to move back there- I can set up utilities, a bank account, work, etc.) The laws all depend on your country of primary citizenship as to how many you can have. Some countries like Japan and India do NOT allow dual citizenships (although, I do have a friend who was granted an exception in Japan due to her father's political influence- it was a one-off, and not the norm.) Also, be advised- if you renounce your primary country's citizenship, you may lose your retirement pension (or be met with a hefty tax on it in the new country as it is considered income.) If you are going to an EU country, you really only need one. Always meet with your accountant and a tax law specialist first prior to making any decision.

Like in Percy's case- I suspect, despite being married to Mummy 🦇 (TM courtesy of @Pekey), he just has a South Africa one (hence why he went ahead of the clown car train to Passport Control at the airport.)
 
If they are going to the flower show on Friday, why did they go to London on Monday or Tuesday? It couldn’t have been Sunday because Sebastian was there working.

Several days of shopping? Picking up auction buys? 🤢 $$$$$$

She shows them eating lunch before leaving for London. The date on the pate and tapenade from Intermarche shows 26th and 27th June. (Too many unopened packets and tubs of Rillette for these to be leftovers.). Hampton Court Flower Show runs from 2 -7 July. They are meeting Isabelle and Percy on Friday, 5th July. This means that they are in London for a minimum of 9 days.

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It looks like Pavlina sitting at the table on the terrace but who are the two young men in the background? They seem to go in and out of the kitchen door so probably not guests.
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M&M........ would this work on roses that have mildew too ??? 🌹
I have a problem with it and the darn black spot too.
Just pruned my roses today .... its winter here.
Hi Pekey!
Well, I got rid of the book I thought I had....I can't find it anywhere. My husband is pretty sure I threw it away because the guy who wrote it is a kook (his words, not mine)! The author is Jerry Baker, and he was really a character, had all sorts of recipes for things you could do to fight off certain garden issues. My husband was really into it when we first moved into our house, mixing up all these different potions for the lawn out of common household products that, in the end, he felt did no better or worse than buying fertilizer and applying it at the proper time. My husband said that at least it got him interested in taking care of the lawn and taught him about things at a granular level. In the end, because he got too busy and didn't want to deal with it, he hired an organic lawn service that comes 5 times a year to care for our little postage stamp of lawn that's left, after I put all the garden beds in!

If you Google Jerry Baker (may he RIP) you'll find different sites with discussions from the late 90's/early 2000's, some of them downright argumentative between the members, where half the people think he's the bomb with the other half thinking he is a literal bomb! I'm somewhere in the middle - I use two of his recipes and they've worked for me. Would I grind up onions and beer, and whatever else he says to use, together and spray it on my plants? Heck no! Would I make a deer deterrent of raw eggs and spray it all over my plant - no - I buy Deer Off and call it a day! I'm not an organic gardener, but I try to not use heavy duty chemicals and I always try and go for the least destructive option - Neem or Pyrethrin are about the most toxic I will get as far as commercial products are concerned. A lot of times, I do things manually, like flicking Japanese beetles into soapy water (which I did late this evening). There's not much that doesn't grow back if something's chewed on it! I like Jerry Baker's insecticidal soap recipe with the tobacco because it works for me, but there is always more than one way to take care of a gardening issue, as you well know!

Jerry Baker DOES have a slightly different recipe for black spot than the one I use for powdery mildew. Personally, I think roses are so labor intensive yet so rewarding.......if what you are doing today is working, I would not change that up. However, I do know that roses are tricky when it comes to black spot, so if whatever fungicide spray you're using doesn't work all the time, you could supplement with this. Obviously, if you aren't using anything, try this and see if it helps.

Here is the recipe:

Before you spray this liberally, make sure you get rid of leaves that already have black spot and dispose of them. You can also use this as a preventative.

To one gallon (convert to liters) of water, add:
1 Tablespoon of baking soda (bicarbonate of soda)
1 Tablespoon of light vegetable oil/canola oil
1 Tablespoon dishwashing liquid

I'm reading that converting a tablespoon and a gallon to metric is different in Australia than it is to here in the US and the UK....I would go with the US conversion, whereby 15 ml = Tablespoon. The same with gallons to liters, go with the US conversion, 3.75 liters = 1 gallon. I hope I got that right!
 
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Fanny’s chip clip Mummy do makes her look older. Yeah for granny lover Snorts! He is living the dream of every 28/29 year old straight man, weekends with his fake mummy fiance and his fake soon to be 80+ year old in laws!Think he is texting tobacco Johnny on the side? Snorty never greets Percy with kisses on each cheeks. Why not? Snorty has that pesky grandparent and porcelain fetish.
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Is it just me or does that waist looked photoshopped?!? Spanx anyone?!? And don’t even get me started on that turkey wattle she calls a neck!

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Good catch! It is photoshopped. She has as many curves as a plank of wood.She didn’t even do a good job creating a waist with her LieLande fantasy filter. Photoshop fail.

Her head is also too large for her body, She did not photoshop her image properly. Half ass work is a LieLande specialty. Alas, all the photoshop in the world cannot stop her from looking like brother Gerry in a dress.
 
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I don't watch M&M, i just find them extremely dull. Bless Sarah, she tries.. but it's not for me and I quite dislike Steve.
Of all the chateau businesses, the only one I have seriously considered is the Puy Vidal retreats. They just had a Yoga retreat that if it worked with my schedule I would've definitely gone. They always provide amazing service, good delicious french food (made by an actual chef), the chateau and its grounds are stunning and they all seem like well adjusted professionals running a business, not a bunch of children running around like headless chickens.
Oh, I wouldn't do M&M retreats either for the same reason as you- Steve. Creepy as duck. The atmosphere was homely though and generous.
The only retreats I would be interested in would be spiritual in India and believe me, I have come up against some doosies!
 
She shows them eating lunch before leaving for London. The date on the pate and tapenade from Intermarche shows 26th and 27th June. (Too many unopened packets and tubs of Rillette for these to be leftovers.). Hampton Court Flower Show runs from 2 -7 July. They are meeting Isabelle and Percy on Friday, 5th July. This means that they are in London for a minimum of 9 days.

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It looks like Pavlina sitting at the table on the terrace but who are the two young men in the background? They seem to go in and out of the kitchen door so probably not guests.
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Stephanie absolutely hates to stay at the Dump. She flees France every chance she gets. Jeeves caught time traveling Stephanie! Looks like Amaury may be gone for a couple of weeks on his family vacation with Ñutty.
 
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Thank you to the Tartlets/Tartgents who alerted us to "The Gobbler" aka "Jolly Ollie"'s latest IG post. Get your ish together man- just because your wife can bench press more weight than you with one arm than you can with both, and probably "hurt your delicate feelings" whilst making fun of your wimpy ways, it is inappropriate AF to pine over your "friend-zone" "dumb friend with benefits." Show some forking respect- Fanny did not choose you, BUT an even more helpless delicate flower (and much younger) jackass- quit pining over "what could have been" while singing Tiffany, and man up- figure out how to light the heater for a change, and find your balls. (I suspect Cami may have eaten them with some raw eggs this morning for brekkie.) Jolly Ollie, if you are reading, your man card has been pulled. #TeamSugarTits.
 
@carolinegooder7091
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As soon as the B&B season is over, Stephanie has the heating system and Grand Salon on the top of the list. Workers take off August, so November will be a big construction month. Then, the terrace that they have worked on before is on the list, followed by the lake. They never thought the chapel would go first and be finished in the same year

So is the BnB Season operating till October ? And they’re going to start this work with winter around the corner and Christmas shenanigans starting also, sure sure, just another smoke and mirrors lie.

A take from the latest vlog, Percy ran away from them, he either had a wheelchair and didn’t want to be filmed like last time or snorts and Franny annoyed him so much he had to have quiet time. Tame your pick.
 
Thank you to the Tartlets/Tartgents who alerted us to "The Gobbler" aka "Jolly Ollie"'s latest IG post. Get your ish together man- just because your wife can bench press more weight than you with one arm than you can with both, and probably "hurt your delicate feelings" whilst making fun of your wimpy ways, it is inappropriate AF to pine over your "friend-zone" "dumb friend with benefits." Show some forking respect- Fanny did not choose you, BUT an even more helpless delicate flower (and much younger) jackass- quit pining over "what could have been" while singing Tiffany, and man up- figure out how to light the heater for a change, and find your balls. (I suspect Cami may have eaten them with some raw eggs this morning for brekkie.) Jolly Ollie, if you are reading, your man card has been pulled. #TeamSugarTits.
I’m with you TRex, #TeamSugarTits. Yoga toned Camilla could snap both Stephanie and Ollie like a couple of twigs. Do not think she was happy about the shared hotel room between “ thrifty” Stephanie and Ollie.
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@carolinegooder7091
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As soon as the B&B season is over, Stephanie has the heating system and Grand Salon on the top of the list. Workers take off August, so November will be a big construction month. Then, the terrace that they have worked on before is on the list, followed by the lake. They never thought the chapel would go first and be finished in the same year

So is the BnB Season operating till October ? And they’re going to start this work with winter around the corner and Christmas shenanigans starting also, sure sure, just another smoke and mirrors lie.

A take from the latest vlog, Percy ran away from them, he either had a wheelchair and didn’t want to be filmed like last time or snorts and Franny annoyed him so much he had to have quiet time. Tame your pick.
B and B season runs thru the last weekend in October. Stephanie has stated in the comments that “everyone takes the month of November off to recover from the B&B season.” Amaury and Ñutty took the month of November off last year. I bet Stephanie will come up with a catastrophic new discovery that triples the structural work for the not so grand salon and then there will be more delays in heating. The heating will never be completed, because Stephanie will never turn the system on. Evidently,FRK doesn’t want to spend another winter at the dump freezing and is frantically trying to locate work for five months until the 2025 bed and breakfast season begins.
 
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I believe they left on Monday afternoon, but so many odd decisions.

- why didn't Mummy & Percy leave a couple of days earlier and return to England with Scotman? Scotman could have parked at Stanstead and driven them all home to Sussex together. How selfish to force Scotman to make an extra drive out to Stanstead to pick up Mummy & Percy.

- two weeks ago Percy couldn't navigate the airport without using Airport transport. Suddenly, we're to believe that Percy can walk independently by himself through the airport? BS! Percy didn't have to go to a separate passport control. They just didn't want to show that Percy needs airport assistance.

- How the hell is Percy (and Mummy for that matter) going to manage the Hampton Court Flower Show? Hope they get the TB man a wheelchair & make Snorty push him about.

- Why didn't Percy stay back at the shitoo and relax with Chantal & Stephen? Why didn't Snorty stay back at the shitoo and do some actual work in preparation for Patron Day next week?

- The Hampton Court Flower Show is just a ruse. If it had anything to do with flowers & gardens Mummy & Fanny could have popped away alone together on a quick Mummy🦇 & daughter trip for a couple of days.

- Mummy & maybe Percy are back in the UK for more health check-ups and to handle personal matters. Fanny & Snorty are back in the UK for more shopping & for tax purposes.
I’ve just written a similar post about Percy and the assistance, great minds.
 
She is a huge narc and also thinks she is p“ adorable” when she “ acts cutesy” by twirling in videos ( just like when she staged video of herself with chocolate all over her face), dances in the kitchen with Ratso, refuses to wear clothing on walks and instead wears negligees, refuses to wear boots or proper shoes in the rain, will pout or “ forget” things. It is all a big act. The 50 year old little orphan princess is also such an asshole, a pathological liar, animal abuser, and con artist.
Her Mother 🦇 is the same ..... she loves to show off and is a big old grifter too!
Just look at old Mummy 🦇 singing "A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down" ..... at the kitchen table today and performing for Fanny's camera . That old bird loves it and this is where old Fanny learnt it from!

I do think stupid Percy is tired of it all and he does look embarrassed when Mummy starts her "cutesy" act and that old girl does it all the time , old Percy looks like he would love to be "out of there" but he is stuck with them. :(
He just hates Snort and he does not like the Scotty Dog either!
 
I don't understand this too!
Its 1c at the moment and bloody freezing and yet the Falling Down Castle has no heat and it gets super cold ....Europe has longer cold weather than what I experience in Oz.
I have the heating on right now and I just cannot imagine coping at Fanny's joint!
We are having a heatwave in Tassie. 2c at 7am and a massive 10c now. The sun is shining and there is no breeze to speak of and I am making Coq au Vin for dinner. Well, soon I will start making it. Just catching up on the gossip from France atm. :cool:
 
Here is the recipe:

Before you spray this liberally, make sure you get rid of leaves that already have black spot and dispose of them. You can also use this as a preventative.

To one gallon (convert to liters) of water, add:
1 Tablespoon of baking soda (bicarbonate of soda)
1 Tablespoon of light vegetable oil/canola oil
1 Tablespoon dishwashing liquid

I'm reading that converting a tablespoon and a gallon to metric is different in Australia than it is to here in the US and the UK....I would go with the US conversion, whereby 15 ml = Tablespoon. The same with gallons to liters, go with the US conversion, 3.75 liters = 1 gallon. I hope I got that right!

Many Many Thanks M&M !!! 💋🌹💋💋🌹

Its winter here so I just pruned them yesterday ...... I have written it down and when spring has sprung........🚰💦💦💦💦🌹🌹🌹
 
She shows them eating lunch before leaving for London. The date on the pate and tapenade from Intermarche shows 26th and 27th June. (Too many unopened packets and tubs of Rillette for these to be leftovers.). Hampton Court Flower Show runs from 2 -7 July. They are meeting Isabelle and Percy on Friday, 5th July. This means that they are in London for a minimum of 9 days.

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It looks like Pavlina sitting at the table on the terrace but who are the two young men in the background? They seem to go in and out of the kitchen door so probably not guests.
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Sharp eyes Jeeves!
 
Her Mother 🦇 is the same ..... she loves to show off and is a big old grifter too!
Just look at old Mummy 🦇 singing "A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down" ..... at the kitchen table today and performing for Fanny's camera . That old bird loves it and this is where old Fanny learnt it from!

I do think stupid Percy is tired of it all and he does look embarrassed when Mummy starts her "cutesy" act and that old girl does it all the time , old Percy looks like he would love to be "out of there" but he is stuck with them. :(
He just hates Snort and he does not like the Scotty Dog either!
Couldn't agree with you more Pekey - butter wouldn't melt in the Mummy's 🦇 mouth.
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