The Chateau Diaries #315 500.000€ spent on the chapel made Saint Joseph drop dead.

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I will be so interested to see what sort of dishes Philip will eat in India! His delicate tummy will leave him confined to the bathroom while Stephanie has to go diamond and sari shopping all on her own! Oh, and he'd better watch out for any random monkeys who'd love to run away with his hair "system"!
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I have dual citizenship with US and Ireland. Three of my four grandparents were born there, so I went through the process of getting the paperwork done. I haven't gone through the process for the Irish passport yet.
Snorts is allergic only to ‘poor people’- he’ll be fine. Tickets have been purchased already- believe you me- get ready for “gift” trip from Nick and Marie…. It will be announced.
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Why would Oliver be in a room, taking pictures (part of his artistic process before painting) while SJ was getting fitted for her new dress? If my husband were doing the same thing, I’d feel it was inappropriate and I would be pissed.🤷‍♀️
Absolutely-no more sugar tits.
 
It's probably very much old news for all of ya.. but I'm skimming older threads and HER PATREON GOT SUSPENDED? BAHAHAAAA
And she claimed it's because she offers BnB discounts?! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
It's the best laugh I've had in a while!

We already knew that, but if her lips are moving, she's lynig!

Patreon has no issues if creators offer off-platform discounts to their patrons... in fact, they offer a service that makes it easier and generates discount codes for off-site offers! I bet she got reported and enough times for Patreon to take a look at what she's doing. Unfortunately at end of the day, Patreon doesn't care about association and if she pays her taxes or not, but I bet she and her gayonce shat multiple pairs of pants until it came back up 😂
It was a good day!
 
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I don’t understand the obsession with these tables and dishes when you have no heating.
I don't understand this too!
Its 1c at the moment and bloody freezing and yet the Falling Down Castle has no heat and it gets super cold ....Europe has longer cold weather than what I experience in Oz.
I have the heating on right now and I just cannot imagine coping at Fanny's joint!
 
@billybudd you are on 🔥
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I would just like to say that it's a delight to have you back @Iolair Is Mr Iolair well now?

The covern circle is almost complete. Come back m.i.a. tattlers we need you all for the final and epic fall.
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Can this please be pinned to the top of every new thread. Essential tattler information. A cure-all for absolutely every situation.

Or better still a thread title 🧵
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Local melon (Coursan) crescents with prosciutto is an absolute summer staple in the south. There are good cured hams from Bayonne, or the black mountains sliced chiffonade.
Jamie Oliver does one with melon, Parma ham, mozzarella, basil leaves, toasted pine nuts and balsamic dressing…..yummy
 
I bought neem powder as a natural deterrent for ticks on my furry friend.
His fur went green and I had a lot of comments, it was not something I repeated. Apparently in India they take neem as a digestif against ills?
Why does Fanny have to twirl when someone compliments her. ?
She won’t function unless you admire her. You don’t even have to mean it- she won’t move forward unless you complete this ritual. Same with Philip, compliment him on his stupid slippers in a sheep field, and he will yield. Idiots.
 
My God! The colors look dirty, the perspective is wrong, the composition is inexistant.
The schmuck should stick to painting by number
Agree, but the one kind thing I was thinking is that you can recognise it's Fanny. So many artists don't paint recognisable portrayals of people.
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Is Billy trying to develop a personality as he was the dullest vlogger ever ? Together with a total body makeover - he was a smasher when he was younger btw - in fact I didn't recognize him when I tuned in to have a look at Yannis after all the favourable comments.
Good for him, he's sticking to his work, looks after his little family & respects Gwen, & every now & then helping out Ryan, Phil & involving Bro in the vlogs when they're skimped. Not enough to keep me glued to his dailies though. Dan has the edge with me - I'm with you @Karma. (Was there some money in it?🤔)
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PS. Love V& B - it has a rich, creamy texture
I wondered if Billy is a bit pissed off with the world because Michael went to visit Fanny? If I was Billy I'd be mad, because Fanny always seems to lead Michael astray.
 
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A lot has been said here, joking about poor, clueless MariE's awful dinners. The poor thing doesn't seem to have any real interest in food, just in scavenging. Kind of like her florals. Well, girls, I scavenged up some garlic scapes, today. You have to remove the scapes that shoot up from the garlic bulbs several weeks before harvesting the bulbs. If you don't, the scapes suck energy from the bulbs, and you'll end up with sad, tiny, listless bulbs. Kind of like PhiPhi's cameltoe. 🤮 Fortunately, the scapes are DEE-licious! I made some garlic scape pesto which you can serve over pasta (which I did, tonight) or it can be used as a sauce on meat, or on bread as a lovely bruschetta. I am going to pickle some of them to serve in my absolutely favorite breakfast item: namely, a Bloody Mary. They can also be served as a delicious vegetable side dish. Another lost opportunity for poor MariE, bless her heart!
 

Stephanie made sure to put the money maker on the front thumbnail. Will Ratso throw up on Mummy?
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She won’t function unless you admire her. You don’t even have to mean it- she won’t move forward unless you complete this ritual. Same with Philip, compliment him on his stupid slippers in a sheep field, and he will yield. Idiots.
The gruesome twosome bring out the worst in each other. They have both become progressively more selfish, self-centered, entitled,greedy, reckless, bullying, untruthful, deceitful, and legends in their own minds, Again, truly a match made in hell. Most disturbingly, Philip has more chemistry with Ratso ( who hates him) than his “intended “ “ darling” sugar mummy substitute.
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Why are they always running around frantically packing? Weirdos have no job, no friends? It’s all a game.
It is all scripted for videos because they have no real content. Just like wonky hipped Stephanie “ racing” “ running” and “ dashing” everywhere. She tries to pretend they were busy looking for the lost accounts, cleaning out the attic, etc.It is all bullshit.
 
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I've assumed it was earwigs because they're all over the wood with this wet weather, could well be something else.. there's specs of poo on the leaves though.. I'll dig the soil and see if there's any culprits running away..
It could be earwigs! Different gardening zones and different countries have different concerns. What's a beneficial bug for me may be a menace to you and where you live! As I mentioned earlier, earwigs aren't a garden pest where I live, perhaps because our climate is different. I did some digging....in northern Utah, earwigs are considered both a pest and a beneficial.

Earwigs are common garden pests in northern Utah. They chew into buds, leaves, flowers and fruits of many plants, including tree and cane fruits, vegetables and ornamentals. Their typical damage is small, ragged holes chewed in plant tissue. Earwigs will chew off corn silks and hide inside ripe apricots and peaches next to the pit. However, they are omnivorous and will also eat decaying debris and pollen and are opportunistic predators of other insects. Earwigs are active at night and seek protection during the daytime. If you see chewing injury on plants but don’t see active insects, return at night with a flashlight to look for them. Their eating habits and behaviors make them both a pest and a beneficial insect. The best management is a balance of protecting plants from injury while reaping the benefits from the biological control and organic matter decomposition they provide. Their prey includes aphids, caterpillars and other small garden insect pests.

Everything I'm reading doesn't mention that earwigs defoliate an entire plant, though! And the presence of poo that you mention means it could be any number of different pests (in my garden, I'm battling something different. I am currently fighting off Japanese beetles, which leave little black poo on leaves and flowers as they chew). I'm wondering if you have slugs? They will eat everything, love a damp environment, leaving the stems standing and they also poop.....instead of black dots, it's a long poop trail, that dries up but generally looks like this:

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I have a couple of things for you with regard to earwigs:

This article is from USA Today, discusses earwigs, how to tell if it's an earwig problem. Since they are active at night, you'll need to check when it's dark. I would suggest a Neem oil spray - whether it is or isn't earwigs, it will help take care of whatever is eating your plant! If you want to post a picture of the damage, that might help me better identify the issue.


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A lot has been said here, joking about poor, clueless MariE's awful dinners. The poor thing doesn't seem to have any real interest in food, just in scavenging. Kind of like her florals. Well, girls, I scavenged up some garlic scapes, today. You have to remove the scapes that shoot up from the garlic bulbs several weeks before harvesting the bulbs. If you don't, the scapes suck energy from the bulbs, and you'll end up with sad, tiny, listless bulbs. Kind of like PhiPhi's cameltoe. 🤮 Fortunately, the scapes are DEE-licious! I made some garlic scape pesto which you can serve over pasta (which I did, tonight) or it can be used as a sauce on meat, or on bread as a lovely bruschetta. I am going to pickle some of them to serve in my absolutely favorite breakfast item: namely, a Bloody Mary. They can also be served as a delicious vegetable side dish. Another lost opportunity for poor MariE, bless her heart!
Do they even grow garlic there?
 
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Because she's a spoilt five year old.
She is a huge narc and also thinks she is p“ adorable” when she “ acts cutesy” by twirling in videos ( just like when she staged video of herself with chocolate all over her face), dances in the kitchen with Ratso, refuses to wear clothing on walks and instead wears negligees, refuses to wear boots or proper shoes in the rain, will pout or “ forget” things. It is all a big act. The 50 year old little orphan princess is also such an asshole, a pathological liar, animal abuser, and con artist.

The photo of her in her church outfit at age 5 preening for the camera is the same insufferable person on cd.She has the same smug, entitled, spoiled look.

remember that you’re talking about a woman who probably has a dozen paintings of herself, thousands of photos taken by potty, the Egyptologist, Ollie, Baghead, etc, pillows with her face on them, etc.
 
It could be earwigs! Different gardening zones and different countries have different concerns. What's a beneficial bug for me may be a menace to you and where you live! As I mentioned earlier, earwigs aren't a garden pest where I live, perhaps because our climate is different. I did some digging....in northern Utah, earwigs are considered both a pest and a beneficial.

Earwigs are common garden pests in northern Utah. They chew into buds, leaves, flowers and fruits of many plants, including tree and cane fruits, vegetables and ornamentals. Their typical damage is small, ragged holes chewed in plant tissue. Earwigs will chew off corn silks and hide inside ripe apricots and peaches next to the pit. However, they are omnivorous and will also eat decaying debris and pollen and are opportunistic predators of other insects. Earwigs are active at night and seek protection during the daytime. If you see chewing injury on plants but don’t see active insects, return at night with a flashlight to look for them. Their eating habits and behaviors make them both a pest and a beneficial insect. The best management is a balance of protecting plants from injury while reaping the benefits from the biological control and organic matter decomposition they provide. Their prey includes aphids, caterpillars and other small garden insect pests.

Everything I'm reading doesn't mention that earwigs defoliate an entire plant, though! And the presence of poo that you mention means it could be any number of different pests (in my garden, I'm battling something different. I am currently fighting off Japanese beetles, which leave little black poo on leaves and flowers as they chew). I'm wondering if you have slugs? They will eat everything, love a damp environment, leaving the stems standing and they also poop.....instead of black dots, it's a long poop trail, that dries up but generally looks like this:

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I have a couple of things for you with regard to earwigs:

This article is from USA Today, discusses earwigs, how to tell if it's an earwig problem. Since they are active at night, you'll need to check when it's dark. I would suggest a Neem oil spray - whether it is or isn't earwigs, it will help take care of whatever is eating your plant! If you want to post a picture of the damage, that might help me better identify the issue.


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Thank you! I'll look tonight when it's dark, it could even be those curly bugs, we used to call them bakers... I don't know if they leave poo on the leaves though.. and I'll take a pic if I can't find earwigs tonight...
 
Aside from thinking it's okay to do it off camera, they add horror to the abuse by thinking it's not only okay but lucrative and amusing to do it on camera.
Well, we'll see if PETA thinks it's lucrative and amusing. That's who I wrote to about this over the weekend. They wouldn't normally be my "go to", but this was such a gross display, I thought it would be good to let them know about it. I'm thinking about resending it with this picture that @Lochness Monster just posted. There's a lot about Stephanie Jarvis that I abhor. This little stunt, terrorizing her animals and mishandling them - for profit - was just about the worst thing I've seen ANYWHERE.

And if she and her little minions read here, know this: it has become my mission to have PETA all over this. Keep showing how you mistreat your animals, as it only adds to my file!
 
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